Boring Old Loan Lads

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Master of Master Baiters Joined: 13 Jan 2014 Posts: 698

I decided it was time to clear out all the fusty old Loan Lads that have been mouldering away in dark corners of my inboxes, so I took a deep breath, shut my eyes and said bye-bye to them in (What I call) fine style. I sent them all a message something like this:

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Sorry Mr Jones, you are too late I just won millions on Microsoft Lottery On Line. I just have to pay a little fee and it's all mine. Isn't that lucky? Thanks for your trouble ..... Hooray!! I'm rich!

I've got a feeling my nice, shiny mailboxes are not going to stay that way for long. I'm already getting showered with replies such as this:

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oh but are sure its legit you have to be careful and confirm the whole thing before getting involve, because i wouldn't want you falling in the hands of the those wicked internet scams because we have had a lots of people that has been robbed and ripped of by this people just be extra careful please okay

Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2015 5:34 pm

Hahaha ... that's epic! I never thought about doing that to the loan lads. I may have to try a poke like that.

Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2015 5:42 pm

Loan lads are like the STDs of the scamming world, you give them a treatment and think they've gone away and then they reappear months later.

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 13 Jan 2014 Posts: 698

^^^^That's exactly what I was thinking, B8er, but what I'm hoping is that the the sheer inanity of the reply might prompt a few of them to bomb me with a variety of formats, other than Loan.

Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2015 7:49 pm

I am going to try a tactic with Lotto and Loan Lads to make them hurry up and which opens the door to much fun later.

I tell them that I'm due to go in to hospital next week for treatment to a brain tumour and I have been warned that this could affect my short term memory.

Having already told them I'm elderly and shown that I'm very easily manipulated, it'll be like playing a game of 'snakes and ladders' with them, except they any ever land on snakes.

To step up a gear I can then cut in as a crooked carer who offers to help the Lad if he'll make it worth her while.

Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2015 3:37 am

I just told my character that I hit $40 million in the power ball and I feel bad cause I took his $15000 and went on a drunken bender with gambling, hookers, booze and drugs. But now I want to share the money with him!!! That should provoke a response to me.

It is based on a modality that BRUIN runs. It gets really messy later but a whole lot of fun when they see that money just in front of them and it keeps getting further from them!!! They don't dare twig on you than! Twisted Evil

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 13 Jan 2014 Posts: 698

^^^^ That one sounds worthy of a go! Laughing

Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2015 12:47 pm

Lotto and loan lads are cheap and stupid enough to be bulk baited.
Get in touch with 50 or so and just send short replies, with as little effort as possible. Make best use of vacation responders Wink