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Father Moleman
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Wed Dec 24, 2014 5:50 am |
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I'm a big fan of the Simpsons and it's genius place to get funny fake names to use for catcher accounts, like the prank calls Bart and Lisa do to Moe, the people they ask for are always hilarious. I'll make a list of the best.
EDIT- I've found these names from the pranks calls to Moe Szyslak on Simpsons, I've wrote the gag next to the name in brackets. Please note several of the names are related to Homosexuality, if anyone gay is reading these names, I am not trying to insult you, they are just really funny names.
Amanda Hugnkiss ( A man to hug and kiss)
Ivana Tinkle (I wanna tinkle)
Hugh Jass (Huge Ass)
Anita Bath (I need a bath)
Maya Butreeks (My butt reeks)
I.P. Freely (I pee freely)
Jacques Strap (Jock Strap)
Waylon Smithers
Al Coholic (Alcoholic)
Oliver Klozoff (All of her clothes off)
Seymour Butz (See more butts)
Homer Sexual (Homosexual)
Mike Rotch (My crotch)
Bea O. Problem (B.O. Problem)
Haywood U. Cuddleme (Hey would you cuddle me)
Eura Snotball (You’re a snotball)
Ollie Tabooger (All eat a booger)
Ahmed Adoudi (I made a doodi)
Maya Normousbutt (My enormous butt)
Drew P. Weiner (Droopy Weiner)
Olav Myfriendsaregay (All of my friends are gay)
Yuri Nator (Urinator)
I.M.A. Weiner (I am a weiner)
Lee V. Immediately (Leave immediately)
Moe Ron (Moron)
Lee Keybum (Leaky bum) |
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Wed Dec 24, 2014 5:56 am |
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To quote Ecclesiastes 1:9 - there is nothing new under the sun.
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Wed Dec 24, 2014 8:40 am |
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You don't need to limit the prank names to catcher accounts. Why not bring some of them into your baits?
Imagine a lad at an airport telling people he's trying to find Amanda Hugginkiss. |
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Big X
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Wed Dec 24, 2014 12:17 pm |
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Baiters have used pop culture references from all over the place. Do whatever makes you laugh. Chances are, the lads won't understand the reference, and if they do, there are always more lads out there to bait.
For example, all of my baiter accounts (except for my fake lad) are named after characters from the film The Great Escape. I've never had a lad call me on it. |
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Wed Dec 24, 2014 1:20 pm |
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I always suggest using ‘ordinary’ names for characters. Many Baiters do use ‘joke’ names. It might raise a bit of a giggle amongst some but there is an ongoing risk that the Scammer will realise what is going on, particularly if the Bait develops into something special and his friends and even family begin to look over his shoulder and evaluate his Mugu’s story.
I also suggest using just one name, as it becomes confusing to remember which name you are using with which Lad. Make it a name that corresponds to your real life gender, as if the Bait becomes an important one, your Lad will want to speak with you. |
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vonpaso xlura
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Wed Dec 24, 2014 2:18 pm |
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By "just one name", do you mean only a given name, or only one character, or a character always goes by the same name?
Most of my baiting is done with three characters. Two are married; their names are puns related to their occupation. The third one's name is a pun in French. I have several other characters whom I bring in if needed in a bait, such as a banker and recently a doctor. |
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Bertje
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Wed Dec 24, 2014 2:22 pm |
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I try to keep things as uncomplicated as possible. This means that I have 1 main baiting character (who's details are the same for all baits) and one or two "side-characters" that might chip in when things are needen.
Less chance of getting confused, or getting caught making mistakes.
Then again, if you are comfortable baiting with several characters: why not! |
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Father Moleman
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Wed Dec 24, 2014 6:19 pm |
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You don't need to limit the prank names to catcher accounts. Why not bring some of them into your baits?
Imagine a lad at an airport telling people he's trying to find Amanda Hugginkiss. |
It's actually funny that you mention that name, thats the one i've took for my first character,
The Reverend Dr. Amanda Hugandkiss
Lead Lecturer of Golf Management Studies,
University of Pepsi Presents: New Zanzibar
The Uni joke is another simpsons one, google 'pepsi presents new zanzibar' |
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vonpaso xlura
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Wed Dec 24, 2014 7:21 pm |
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I'm pretty sure a baiter here has used the name Anita Bath. I'm currently baiting Donald Duck, and a loan lad has called himself Frodo Baggins, names that were probably passed to them as baiter characters. |
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you are a fake people so do not ever write to me again.
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Nigerian pig . go swallow a grenade idiot. Boko Haram will solve your problem idiot .
you are big fool by send a fake payment information and never you contact me again asshole .
your passgae bearing your ATM CATD ... Ant Terrorist Certificate ... legal verterbrate ... expartiate your meaning ... gets to your dwaignted address ... successful ofghw transfer |
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Gigglesworth
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Fri Dec 26, 2014 8:25 pm |
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I used "Hugh Jass" on Mr. Silas Jones. He even left me a voice msg saying my characters' full name. It was quite amusing...strung him along for at least a few months.
I like using Powerpuff Girls references personally. Bubbles Utonium, Sedusa, and Sara Bellum have all been baiter characters for me. Needless to say, they all live in Townesville unless it's necessary to change the city name. |
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Fri Dec 26, 2014 9:44 pm |
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A year or so ago I helped a Mentee with an Andy of Mayberry Bait that was a lot of fun (until a bit of RL derailed it). I had the honour of playing the roles of Floyd the Barber and Aunt Bee at the time...Oh Fibberdegiddit! |
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Some Buddy At Home
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Fri Dec 26, 2014 10:39 pm |
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All my baiting characters are derived from "I love Lucy". Lucille Ball is my all time favorite comedic actress, living or dead. Alfred's dead wife is Eythl, Esmeralda's ex husband/boyfriend, Dick. (Lucy's name in the show is - I call her Essie) Her best bud happens to be Eythl and Dick's best bud is Alfred. I have seen every one of the shows and sometime I integrate what has happened in a show to one of my baits. The address in the show I use is what my baiter address is. (It's technically in the middle of the Hudson river.)
I think using characters from a show is a lot of fun and easy to get into character. I always think "What would Lucy do?". |
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Father Moleman
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Sat Dec 27, 2014 11:35 pm |
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All my baiting characters are derived from "I love Lucy". Lucille Ball is my all time favorite comedic actress, living or dead. Alfred's dead wife is Eythl, Esmeralda's ex husband/boyfriend, Dick. (Lucy's name in the show is - I call her Essie) Her best bud happens to be Eythl and Dick's best bud is Alfred. I have seen every one of the shows and sometime I integrate what has happened in a show to one of my baits. The address in the show I use is what my baiter address is. (It's technically in the middle of the Hudson river.)
I think using characters from a show is a lot of fun and easy to get into character. I always think "What would Lucy do?". |
Is that an American show? Clever as well using an address in the middle of a New York river! |
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Some Buddy At Home
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Sat Dec 27, 2014 11:43 pm |
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^^^^ Yep, from the 50's! Classic show!
I Love Lucy Wikipedia
I remember as a little girl having toast and tea in bed, watching the show after my father left for work. He used to get so mad because I always left toast crumbs in his side of the bed. |
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Malin
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Sun Dec 28, 2014 1:54 am |
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I have e-mail accounts for Eura Snotball, Youri Naiter and Ollie Taaboger, although I haven't used them as much as I probably should. The prank calls Bart does on Moe sure throw up some fun names to use for baits! |
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Father Moleman
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Sun Dec 28, 2014 2:07 am |
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| Some Buddy At Home wrote: |
^^^^ Yep, from the 50's! Classic show!
I Love Lucy Wikipedia
I remember as a little girl having toast and tea in bed, watching the show after my father left for work. He used to get so mad because I always left toast crumbs in his side of the bed. |
That's a good 46 years before I was born! that's a genius source of names though to be honest as I don't think most of these scammers have even black and white tv's in their shacks. |
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Father Moleman
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| Malin wrote: |
| I have e-mail accounts for Eura Snotball, Youri Naiter and Ollie Taaboger, although I haven't used them as much as I probably should. The prank calls Bart does on Moe sure throw up some fun names to use for baits! |
I've so far used Amanda Hugandkiss and Jacque Strap think I might use Mike Rotch next. |
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Welcome to Eater IamTheMuguHunter....lads, in my experience, are quite tech savvy.
The majority of the lads that I bait would laugh at your notion of a B/W tv in a shack. They have money or access to it....bait for a bit and I think you will find this to be true too. |
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Sun Dec 28, 2014 4:43 am |
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Hey, thanks for the welcome, I've now started a proper bait the last ones never replied, all part of the learning process I suppose. I've seen a few of the tech savvy ones you refer to being mentioned in other threads as wanting apple products, have a look at SP's first safari thread. |
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Look at the second post after OP.
I'm not just talking about apple products. Lads are not, with exceptions, ignorant about current technology. |
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Gigglesworth
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Sun Dec 28, 2014 9:45 am |
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Yes, one thing that is important to know, that in any conflict, physical, verbal, written or mental, one must NEVER underestimate their opponent. It leads to sloppiness, and since we are dealing with criminals, that can be unsafe. Good for a laugh, but remember like a dog behind a fence, any opening could be used to bite you. |
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Father Moleman
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Sun Dec 28, 2014 2:46 pm |
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Gigglesworth- Such as if they decide to google the baiter name? |
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Gigglesworth
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Sun Dec 28, 2014 11:10 pm |
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Not so much that...if you've been baiting safe the worst that can happen is they find out it's a joke name and they drop you, hopefully with a good rant.
I know it seems like they fall for ridiculous and "obvious" names and themes. But we do have the advantage of a language barrier and cultural barrier. But if it were reversed, we too could be played as fools. After all, for example, unless you have some knowledge of the French language, the name "Marie Voleuse" might seem like a perfectly legitimate French name. Since people don't usually translate names, they might not realize that voleuse is actually the word "thief" in the French language.
The other downside to underestimating your opponent is that it leads to you being sloppy in not just your fictional details, but also your safety. With the amount of resources available today to track people down, I cannot stress enough the importance of safety. Serial killers get caught because they underestimate law enforcement and get sloppier over time (which is a good thing!). For us, that is not so much.
Lastly, it's crucial that in order to bait well, you must be consistent. If one gets too cocky and assumes that their lad is stupid simply due to their writings or because of past baits, you might get careless about your characters story. That means you might forget details that you've told your lad previously...and trust me, a lot of them do remember and do keep track. This is their caviar and crackers after all. I recently had an experience where I lost a bait because I said I didn't use a scanner, but later tried to send forms, which I had said I had scanned and sent to him. I saved it for a few more days, but I had lost the lads' trust, which is crucial to keeping them hooked. |
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Lads do use joke names - I'm currently baiting a Nigerian called "Stanley ", which I doubt is a real surname that any Nigerian would use.
He probably doesn't expect his victims to realise his name is "Stanley Penis", in the same way he doesn't have a clue that one of his victims is called "Goat Abuser". |
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