Judy The Pervert & Andy The Lawyer Learn Japanese (NSFW)

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It started off innocently enough, Judy the cancer laden widow has a not insignificant amount of money that she wants given to charity, orphanages and the such. So she miraculously finds the email of one Jezzi Nneh, Japanese extreme adult model extraordinaire. As over the top as that sounds, this has been a straight bait 99% of the time. Before long old Judy has seen enough and decides to fall into a coma and leaves the lawyer to fend for himself.

I'm earmarking this bait as not safe for work due to the overall nature of Jezzi Nneh, however I will be editing out most of the offensive stuff. This bait is still in the early stages so this could be over quickly.

Alright, with all of that out of the way, let's get to the action!

The intro

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Dear Good Friend.
I am Mrs.Judith Adams from Solomon Island. I am married to Mr.Harry Adams from United Kingdom who worked with British Embassy here in Ivory Coast for nine years before he died in the year 2012.We were married for eleven years without a child. He died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days.

Before his death we were both born again Christian. Since his death I decided not to remarry or get a child outside my matrimonial home which the Bible is against. When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of $3.5 Million with a Bank in Cote D’lvoire. Presently this money is still in the custody of the Bank in Cote D’lvoire.

Recently, my Doctor told me that I would not last for the next Eight months due to cancer problem. Having known my condition I decided to donate this fund to a church, organization or good person that will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct herein. I want a church, organization or good person that will use this fund for orphanages, widows, propagating the word of God and to endeavor that the house of God is maintained.

The Bible made us to understand that» Blessed is the hand that giveth".l took this decision because I don't have any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are not Christians not even good at all because they are the one that killed my husband in other to have all my late husband properties and I don't want my husband's efforts to be used by unbelievers. I don't want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly way.

This is why I am taking this decision. I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going. I know that I am going to be in the bosom of the Lord. Exodus 14 VS 14 says that "the lord will fight my case and I shall hold my peace». I don't need any telephone communication in this regard because of my health hence the presence of my husband's relatives around me always. I don't want them to know about this development. With God all things are possible.

As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the Bank in Cote D'lvoire.I will also issue you an authority letter that will prove you the present beneficiary of this fund. I want you and the church or the organization to always pray for me because the lord is my shepherd. My happiness is that I lived a life of a worthy Christian. Whoever that wants to serve the Lord must serve him in spirit and Truth. Please always be prayerful all through your life. Contact me on the this email address and any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing another church, organization or good church, person for this same purpose.

Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I Stated herein. Hoping to receive your response immediately.

Thanks and Remain blessed in the Lord.

l remain yours sister in Christ.

She also includes a photo
http://i.imgur.com/tNbExt7.jpg

Golly! Of course Jezzi has gotta help her!

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Hello Mrs. Adams,

I thank you for your email, but I'm sure (since you have my PERSONAL email) you know that I'm not a Christian, nor do I live a very Christian life, according to some anyway. However, although I may be a stripper/adult film starlet I AM still a good person. I donate to charity and even volunteer some times.

I'm curious as to how you found my personal email address though, perhaps your husband was a really big fan of mine and he managed to find it? I have fans all around the world and I do occasionally speak to some via (my non-personal) email. Unfortunately since I have so many fans who email, I often forget names, and I do have to clear my email on occasion (as the inbox gets really full) so I can't check that way.

Either way, please let me know more, and I'm sorry for your loss and the cancer!

Jezzi Nneh

(I don't think Jezzi really cares about her husband or the cancer)

Mrs. Adams gets back in touch

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Dear Jezzi,
Thanks for your mail and willingness to assist me.In regards to your mail,Point of correction my donation does not mean to christian or not christian but only donate it to the charity organization and Orphanages.

Meanwhile I know you will feel skeptical about my proposal especially when it is coming from someone you have never known before. You know it looks strange for someone to entrust such money in the hands of someone she does not know. It took me a lot of time to make this decision to contact you for assistance after much prayers and I believe the Almighty has directed me to you.

Dear i prayed and fasted when i made this decision of Donating this Fund to any one that will accomplish the decision to Glorify God. I want you to understand that Our Almighty God we serve today works in so many ways.

I will want you to understand my Condition of health first which is the main reason why i should Donate this Fund because i am afraid of my life today.

My Dear, i will still want you to reassure me towards the use of this Fund because is the only way my mind will be at rest. This Fund must be channeled towards to Charity Organizations and not personal problems.

In your next mail i will like you to give me your contact details. full name, contact address, telephone and fax number so that i will introduce you to the Bank as my next of kin. Feel free and get back to me urgently.

Attachment below is my photo here in the hospital and will want you to always pray for me.

Thanks and Remain blessed in the Lord.
l remain yours sister in Christ.
Mrs.Judith Adams.

Jezzi responds

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Hello Mrs. Adams,

Thanks for your reply.

I can donate the money to charity if needed, am I to donate 100% or just some of it? I earn very much money from my films, so I don't need money, though it would be nice to have retirement already!

I can provide all the needed info in the next info, but I will need a little bit more info (for my own safety as you can understand). Do you have a ID I can see for confirmation, or could you take a special photo for me? I don't wish to be rude! but it's very easy for somebody to take somebody's photo and pretend that it's them you see. As a model even my photos have been used without my permission before! Can you believe it? And as a model (especially in adult films) there are many scary fans who will lie and do other bad things to try and find out where I live. So I have to be safe and sure.

I also apologize for my English! I am Japanese but I am in the U.S. presently for some filming.

Surprise! Mrs. Adams is willing to let Jezzi keep some of the money. Ain't she sweet?

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Dear Jezzi,
Thanks for your mail and promise to assist me in donating this fund to the Charity Organization and Orphanages over there.In your question regarding if you are donating all the fund or donating some of it,

Well for this reason I decided and made up my mind to offer you 20% of the total sum of money in the bank for rendering your assistance to me and whatever you spend in the process of the transfer will be refunded you with 5% of the total fund upon and this will deducted immediately the fund confirm in to your account before donating the fund out according to my instruction.

Again you made a mention of sending you another photo in other to be sure of who you are assisting because people are very bad this time around.Yes you are right and I will attach below here my photo once again and Lodgement receipt of the fund issued o my late husband the day he deposited the fund and this is just to clear you out from doubt and feel free to help me.

Finally you need to fasten up this transaction because my life here is not grantee according to the doctor and I will want this fund to get in to your account before any thing to happen to my life because donating this fund to charity Organization and Orphanages is the only thing that will make my mind to be at rest.

I will be having my second surgery by end of this weekend and I will want you to always pray for me.Please kindly get back to me your contact details as follows.... full name, contact address, telephone and fax number so that my helper nurse will go and introduce you to the Bank as my next of kin.

Yours Faithfully
Mrs.Judith Adams.

She also gives another photo and the "receipt"
http://i.imgur.com/zIrqRVi.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/HfPwS1Z.jpg

Well that convinces Jezzi so she is all set and ready! Well, almost...

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Hi Mrs. Adams,

I only need a little more things, then we can proceed with everything! First, you mentioned fees, how much do you think they will be and what kind of fees are they? Second I need the contract written in Japanese to make it completely legal, because otherwise someone could say that I didn't understand the contract and they could void it and take the money themselves! You can easily use Google Translate for translation! Third, what hospital are you in, and what is your room number? I would like to send a gift to you, a DVD of my latest film and some chocolate too! Maybe I could even visit soon since you're doing such a great thing?!

Judy replies and boy she wants one of Jezzi's DVDS, she's lonely!

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Dear Jezzi,
Thanks for your mail once again.In regards to your question concerning the fee,according to the bank manager we only have to obtain the change of ownership from High Court of Justice here in which will state that you are rightful beneficiary of the fund in the bank and my next of kin as well.

I can plead the lawyer to put writing in Japanese language as well for your understanding and mind you no body can claim the fund in the bank in as much as we obtain the affidavit from the court of justice. We need to proceed every thing legaly so that the bank will transfer the fund swiftly to your account with out any delay.

In other to obtain this change of ownership from the court of justice here by the help of lawyer,we need to consult the bank lawyer and he will charge us some fee which I can not mention right now untill we contact him and hear from him but he is not charging much because it is bank attorney.

Again you requested my hospital address so that you will send me DVD gift and that will be great for me because some time i feel lonely here.You can reach me through this address below.

CHU-Treichville General Hospital
05BP 2604 ABJ-05 Treichville,
Abidjan, Côte d’Ivoire
Contact Person: Dr.Albert Ibeh
Telephone; +225-66660059

Not forget that you will get back to me with your full name,contact address and Mobile phone number in other my helper nurse to go and submit it to the lawyer for the change of ownership(Affidavit). Please and please kindly fasten up this transaction because my life here is not grantee according to the doctor and I am about to take the second surgery by this weekend.

I need this fund to confirm in to your account latest before my second surgery because I did not know what might happen that but God Almighty will save me through.

Yours Faithfully
Mrs.Judith Adams.

Oops Jezzi has more questions and the only info she remembers is to list what DVDs she can send to Mrs. Adams

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Hello Mrs. Adams,

My full name is Jezzi Nneh Kuramoto
Do you need my U.S. address or Japanese address? I'm not living long time in the U.S., just here for filming of a movie.
Do you need my phone number for sure? I cannot speak English, I can only write in English, do you understand? If needed, do you need English number or Japanese number?

Who is the lawyer, his name, his law firm name, etc? Is he good man? Tell me more about himself and yourself please! You can ask other things about me too. We should be great friends!

Which movie of mine do you want? I will list a few below for you to choose from, or you can even ask for them all maybe! Understand they're mostly in Japanese but some have English subtitles, I will make sure to say which has! You can ask for more info about each film to make up your mind too!

(Movie Names Snipped but rest in the knowledge that they were definitely offensive, even by adult video standards)

I starred in many other films but those are ones I can easily send to you by end of this week!

Mrs. Adams gets back in touch and tries to pretend the DVDs are for the doctors. Suuuurrreeeee they are. Pervert. Also some other blathering and blah blah blahing.

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Dear Jezzi
I send my helper nurse to go and ask the lawyer what exactly address did they need to obtain the change of ownership and he told her that it will be better your Japanese address as you are not living in United State. So you are advice to send me your Japanese address along with your USA telephone number because they lawyer might call you or email as you said.

You asked about the lawyer information and below here is his contact address and he is one of the best lawyer here in Abidjan Cote D’Ivoire recognized by the bank manager. Meanwhile my helper nurse have brief him all about you and what we want in other the bank to transfer my late husband inheritance to your account for purpose of donation.
Here is the lawyer contact information

Barrister Andy Ray.Esq.
AnyRayPartners CIV.
Criminal,judiciary solicitor &
International Law Firm
6,Rue Cannas Sur Jasmins
Cocody Danga Abidjan
Tel:+225-56425642
Email:[email protected]

Well the lawyer agree to help us but he said that we have to pay him $1,200USD consultation fee before he will proceed and get all the necessary legal documents from high court of justice which will empower the bank transfer the fund to your account with any delay.

He said it will take him only two working days to obtain the documents and if you will send him the consultation fee today so that he will start working by tomorrow morning.

Honestly, I am begging you to contact the lawyer directly or you sending me the fee through Western Union or Money Gram with my helper nurse name information below.

Name: SABINE REBEKA BAH
Address; Rue 5 Avn 12 Treichville Abidjan
Country; Cote D’Ivoire

Finally I will be appreciated if you will send some of your films as you listed and I will present it to some of the doctors here and they might be interested to buy because such film have not come down here.

Please I know it might be difficult for you to afford this lawyer fee but kindly try as much as you can to send the fee so that he will obtain the document before the New year because I want to make sure this fund transfer in to your account as soon as possible next tomorrow immediately the lawyer obtain the change of ownership. This is the only thing remain to transfer the fund according to the bank manager and I hope you will not disappoint me. I wait to hear good news from you in your next mail.

Thanks and God bless
Yours faithfully
Mrs.Judith Adams.

Jezzi gives the U.S. address instead anyway because she felt like it. What a rebel. Also, holy heck do actors/actress get privacy...probably. Oh and she made an odd request.

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Hi Mrs. Adams,

I'm sorry for to repeat myself! but you must understand this information! I can give my telephone number BUT I cannot speak English! If you're lawyer cannot speak Japanese then the phone would be useless! Does he just need the phone number for a form?

My U.S. Address is a completely private unsearchable address (as is the law for actors/actresses in California) but I list it below for you! Is it going on the form too? I can give my Japanese address instead if you prefer!

Please note that it is illegal to share this address with any third parties, under the Actor/Actress Privacy & Safety Law of 2002, Circa line 9990156 in Form 47389 subtitled Right To Absolute Privacy. Any sharing of this address without permission carries a minimum fine of $750,000.00 (Seven hundred and fifty thousand dollars) & a minimum 5 years in a maximum security prison.

(Sorry I have to share that legal info above, it was part of the apartment contract!)
This is the address
Koala Bay Arch Apartments,
Apartment Number 793, Floor 5
Sunset Strip, Hollywood, Los Angeles, California, U.S.A.

That lawyer fee is no problem! I make more than that every single day just from movie royalties! But for safety, if I have to send to you via nurse, can you list your (or her) bank account info? I would much prefer it that way than Western Union or Money Gram! I don't even know what a Western Union or Money Gram is! I don't think we have it in Japan.

For last info, which exact films are you wanting and how many? I'm not sending dozens of each hehe! I will want to tell you about each one you want so you're sure it's what you want! What also kind of chocolate would you care for, or other sweets foods?!

Also tell me more about your nurse, how old is she, is she white/asian? Would she like to star in my kind of films?

Last question: Can you please stop saying God Bless? I'm Buddhist so please say Buddha Bless instead! It's to show respect to me. I mediate for you!

Jezzi also emails the lawyer

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Hello Andy Lay. Esq.

I'm Jezzi, Mrs. Adams said I should email you! Let me know what info you need! Please also include an ID and/or business card of your law firm!

Judy gets back in touch and say which movies she wants and she honors Jezzi's request.

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Dear Jezzi,
Thanks for your urgent respond.I sent my helper nurse to lawyer office immediately we read your mail in other to get his account information for his consultation fee.Lucky to her she meet while they are about to close and gave her his sectary account information to send the fee and update him the payment receipt for confirmation and continue the work at the same time.

According to my helper nurse he gave her this account details below to transfer the fee and update as soon as possible tomorrow morning for going to court.

(Bank Account Info which has been reported)

The lawyer said that he will make use of the address given because the change of ownership document requires address of the new beneficiary and his full name. Again I have nothing to do with your contact address if not the change of ownership so do not have fear over that please.

Please I will want you to go and transfer the lawyer consultation fee immediately so that he will start work by tomorrow morning.You made a mention of my helper nurse,to be frankly speaking with you,she is a nice and good girl I have ever seen in my life. She is white but I did not know if she will change her work to become a film actress and will be decided by her not me.

Please I am sorry for saying God bless and I will not repeat it again.The ball is in your court now to play and I will be much happy to hear in your next mail that you have transfer the lawyer fee and the lawyer have start working toward the documents.

I will want you to send me these films listed below

(Names of the films she wants)

However I will stop hear till I hear good news from you again.
Thanks
Mrs.Judith Adams.

That was the last email Mrs. Adams has sent. I think Jezzi's response put her in a coma.

And here is that response!

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Hi Mrs. Adams,

I emailed your lawyer but he hasn't gotten back in touch with me! I'll let you know when he does and what he says! When he contacts me and we get the forms straightened out (get them written in Japanese!) then I will send the fee immediately!

Please tell me Mrs. Adams, how are you doing today? Do you have lots of fun at the hospital? Do you watch lots of TV? What's your favorite show there? I hope you're having a nice day!

Please ask your nurse if she would like to star in adult films and if she says yes, then please let her email me! If she asks what adult films are, they are porn movies!

For the movies you asked about, I promised I would give info about them, so will!

(Descriptions that indeed show that the films are as offensive and disgusting as the titles would suggest)

Thank you for no longer talking about God!!! I think we'll be good friends!

Shortly afterward this lands in Jezzi's inbox. Gee, what a coincidence!

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Beloved,Glory to JESUS,hear the word of God.JESUS CHRIST speaking.Go back home and tell what God has done for you.(read-Lk-8-26-29)The demons BEGGED JESUS not to send them to hell.Hell is not made for man even demons don´t want to go there.I saw Jesus as this man and demons see him(read-Acts-4-12..Jn-3-3-18)There is no repentance in the GRAVE.My Testimony is a solemn attestation as to the truth of a matter! what JESUS did to me.I must tell you ! its so vital that it may change your entire future As it did mine."I myself was one of the internet fraud star in fact a destroyer,deceiver,drunker and a fornicator,stop from drug business. the list goes on and on.the world is in a mess because of sin.I saw myself a sinner.I saw Jesus as a savior for my sin,and I made the choice,the greatest and wisest choice that I have ever made in my entire life by the help of Holy Spirit.I exercised my will not for a day,but forever.Think of it.Have you ever asked Jesus to come in to your life?or you are not sure you are save if your answer is no.Pray this prayer with sincerity and confidence.LORD JESUS,I come to you today.I am a sinner,I can NOT help myself,forgive me my sins.cleanse me with your blood,deliver me From sin and satan,to serve the living GOD.today,LORD I accept you as my LORD,And my personal savior.thank you JESUS,for saving me.There is joy in heaven over the repentance of one sinner.(read-luke-15-7-10...Rom-10-9-17)Your eternity with Christ Jesus is our concern.For more help ask Holy Spirit to lead you to any Bible church close to you.CHRIST´s return is imminent; Reject 666 Revelation 13:8-18: 9"He who has an ear, let him hear.Amen.REPENT TODAY.

I thought I had finally broken the bait, but noope. The lawyer gets in touch just a few minutes after the above email arrives.

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Attn:Jezzi Nneh Kuramoto

We will want you to kindly go through the attachment letter below and get back to us urgently.

Regards
Barrister Andy Ray Esq.

He attaches a file that is supposed to be an image but Google can't preview it so I don't touch it and decide to wing it. We've already gotten this far, so why not?

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Hello Mr. Ray,

I read the form and everything is okay BUT I need it and the other contracts (anything legal, contract, etc) written in both English and Japanese! You can easily use Google Translate to accomplish this. I've given my address details to Mrs. Adams so in the mean time you can ask her, if it makes it faster!

Thanks again so much!

He sends another broken image. What kind of lawyer is this?

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Attn:Jezzi Nneh Kuramoto

Read our letter carefully and follow the instruction accordingly.

We fly by the seat of our pants again, after all it worked this time.
Hello Mr. Ray,

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Please understand I need EVERY letter and contract written in Japanese, including the one you just sent me! Once I have received it in Japanese then I will gladly send you the consultation fee!

Score!

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Attn:Jezzi Nneh Kuramoto

Kindly read the two attached massage and get back to us.

http://i.imgur.com/AbReqa7.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/Dk2BNXU.jpg

I haven't responded to that yet, but he probably wrote it in the wrong form of Japanese. Wink Wink.

Mrs. Adams' nurse gets in touch! Oh no! Could this be a sign of bad things?

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Dear Jezzi,
Good Morning,
This is Miss Sabine Bah the helper nurse to Mrs.Judith Adams here in the hospital and Mrs.Judith Adams instructed me to write and inform you that her sickness today is getting worst and doctor said that they might take her the surgery before evening time.

She need your prayer because she did not have confident on this second surgery.She said that you should try as much as you can to comply with the lawyer and the bank and make sure they transfer the fund before weekend.

She said that she will be very happy if you comply the lawyer and the bank so that they will transfer the fund as soon as possible because she is having fear and she want to make sure fund enter in to your account.

She once again explain to me that donating the fund to charity Organization and Orphanages over is the only way her mind will be at rest.Please my dear try as much as you can and be in touch with the bank and lawyer..

As of now she in comma and the doctor said that no body should disturb her for the moment. Update me immediately the fund transfer in to your account. Finally in your suggestion about entering in to film production,well that is nice idea but lets conclude this transaction first and see Mrs.Judith Adams's health.

Thanks,
Helper Nurse.

I especially like how it's signed Helper Nurse and not Sabine Bah. Very believable.

Jezzi responds, begins some maneuvering and generally doesn't seem to care about Mrs. Adams.

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Hello,

Why are you writing from Mrs. Adams account? Do you not have your own account?

Anyway, I've talked to the lawyer but he's dragging his feet! I've made it very clear that the forms MUST BE IN JAPANESE, ALL LETTERS, including the ones giving instructions HAVE TO BE IN JAPANESE but he doesn't seem to read my emails. Maybe Mrs. Adams should find another lawyer? I can recommend several good ones!

How is Mrs. Adams? She thinks of you like a daughter, would you be taking over all this business if she had more trouble with the cancer?

Also, please tell me more about yourself and include photos!

And that is where this bait stands as of right now. Any things you'd like to see added, or tips, or general comments or anything else?

Extra Note: I'm not teaching the lad about Google translate, the same lad used it before in a very short lived bait previous to this one.

Show Me The Goodies Joined: 18 Oct 2014 Posts: 301

This Lad seems pretty clever compared to the few i,ve had .

If you get asked for full name, contact address, telephone and fax number again make anything up they dont check but you might get a phone call so either make an excuse on not having one or get a free flextel number diverted to your mobile when you have finished with the lad just dump the number for a fresh one

https://www.flextel.ltd.uk/secure/

I,ve been rang twice but never answered .....and it costs them money !

The "dieing of cancer" scams disgust me give him some pain !

Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2014 11:35 pm

Hate the dying of cancer ones. They are the ones I can't do because they are too close to upsetting memories for me.

I have Daisy who is a Stripper/Escort and she does very well with the God quoting lads. She does sound quite stupid in her replies which they seem to like. She needs Jezzi to get her into those Adult movies !

The character I get 'those' pictures sent to is the character based on my own age and circumstances. Everything else made up because I thought I could carry that through easier than pretending to be young or a man. I was so wrong !!!

Love the way this one is carrying through..the Japanese legal bits are plausible and a great idea. Looking forward to hearing more. I don't think you'll lose them, they seem quite engaged.

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