A rather frustrated lotto lad

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Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2014 8:17 am

This is all after he spent around 42 minutes filling out SPTS forms. He only made it to page 17 before he realized there would be no end. For what ever reason, he keeps talking about a woman (I imagine she was the person I was supposed to send the WU money to, but it's unclear) skype sure is a difficult company to get my completely legitimate lotto winnings from.

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Skype Lottery 2014,
Foreign Claims Agent,
Nigeria - West Africa
24 hours Phone Line: +2348o6452o549.

Attention Mark Williams,

Listen my good friend,i have been receiving payment through Western Union and also MoneyGram,i have never been sent such.

As i have earlier suggested,it is best you cancel the payment and possibly go to any other western union outlet where you can send the money and receipt be issued to you .

Good you were told that there are many question's ,will i tell you lies the pages were endlessly and Mrs Blessing was frustrated and tired because she has never had to suffer such process for money she wants to pick.*what a terrible shame*

Just act on my instruction's call the western union office and tell them to release the number to you or cancel the transfer and may the payment elsewhere.

This is festive season no one likes to waste his or her time on such questionnaire sincerely speaking.

Regards,

Dr Ad*ms Smith
Foreign Claims Agent,
24 hours Phone Line: +2348o6452o549.
Skype Lottery 2014.

I wonder if this would be a good time to introduce a chopper?

Or perhaps my money was somehow lost?

Any suggestions?

(this guy was surprisingly quick to get off script, and hasn't had too broken of english, my catcher account keeps getting these well seasoned lads it seems)

419Eater is my life Joined: 27 Aug 2014 Posts: 482

Mrs Blessingslol, Really nice name for the person trying to take your money over the holiday season.

Elite Baiter Joined: 21 Jan 2010 Posts: 1474

Good work Squat - I haven't been able to keep any of mine on spts for more than 30 minutes yet. Thumbs up

The failure of the lad with it could be an excellent reason to abandon WU completely & push for a bank account?

Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2014 1:37 pm

Great work. I especially liked this line of the lad's complaint:

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This is festive season no one likes to waste his or her time on such questionnaire sincerely speaking.

Make sure you keep him busy over Christmas. Very Happy

Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2014 5:15 pm

I hesitate to offer you any advice squat223 when you're doing so well on your own but a dollachop is always an option. I have one who won't do anything but exchange unexciting abuse with the 'dollachoppa' Mr G even when the second payment I sent got chopped. Now that he wants a third payment I intend to make it clear that the victim is now enrolled in an investment arrangement with Mr G who will taunt him that his repeated attempts are only filling his pockets more and more.

Having forgotten all PW's to the old 'G' website I have begun making a new one, but I'm not fast with technical matters, but I can get something set up 'Under Construction' pretty soon.

Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2014 3:18 am

After my money was lost at WU I complained quite a bit
I've heavily edited my responses, and left out some of the BS from his, just to make things clearer to read, my character isn't good with basic grammar.

I don't like getting ripped off, is there a safer way we can do this?

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May i ask what safer alternatives you are referring to ?

Bank to bank transfers are good, I like pork dammit

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Due to the fact that the money is of a small account ,the authorities will not give an account for such little payment.

Well, how about I send you more money, would that work?

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It is wrong to say that ,asking if you send more money?,i am not a money freak M@rk(we'll see about that Twisted Evil

) ,all that is needed from you is the payment of $130 usd nothing more than that.

Well I don't want to be ripped off, just put the excess money in the couriers package for me, I get my lotto winnings, you get your 130 it's a win win.

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I have just called my superior Boss to confirm how much is the least amount that can be transferred from the US into the domiciliary account ,he said nothing lesser than $350 - $500 usd.

If you are ok with it,then by tomorrow i will have the account details and send to you.

I smell pork on the horizon boys, and this time, I actually had to work for it. Twisted Evil

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 24 Dec 2012 Posts: 699

"he said nothing lesser than $350 - $500 usd"

Minimal between there? sounds somewhat odd.
Which is it?

Sounds like you'd better go clean the grease off your BBQ from your previously slain piggies. Very Happy

Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2014 3:20 am

I did indeed get an account today, and he was quite curious if I did anything with it

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Attention Mark,

I have not heard from you all through today which is very unusual of you,hope all is well?.

Did you receive the account i sent to you earlier that you are to use for the Bank to Bank Transfer?

Find attached my ID so that you have a clear picture of who you are dealing with,also wishing you a fulfilled Christmas and a prosperous new year ahead.

Again here is the Bank account you are to send the $350 usd into .

Hoping to receive the scanned payment slip which is important for
the pick-up of the money sent.

But oh noes, I had an accident at work, and couldn't make it to the bank.

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I am sincerely very shocked by the contents of your email,so sorry to know you had an accident at work,hope it's just a minor
accident ?.

So may i ask when you will be making the transfer of payment into the account i have provided to you?.

*complete with a repeat of the bank details, in case I missed them the first time, I guess.*

Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2014 3:25 am

Nicely played squat223! beers!

Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2014 3:29 am

^^ his ID was pretty funny as well. My last correspondence with him made note that tomorrow is Christmas Eve, and the banks may be closed (will be closed)

ETA:
My accident was a lost finger (had to be serious enough to put me in the hospital all day)

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Sorry to hear that you lost your finger,may i ask how it happened.

From the situation of things,i was made to understand that Banks will
be open except on Thursday being Christmas day.

Surely banks will work tomorrow,so i await the Transfer payment slip
used for the payment of $350 usd.

Below is the Banking details.

A damn pig bit it right off. Cool

Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2015 6:04 pm

Been a while without an update, I've been playing the pain delay for a good bit, but he got a little angry so I had to move to another angle:

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Why is there always stories attached to sending the money wow

That doesn't seem very professional

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My noble friend,it is just tiring,out of all the winners i have been
dealing with yours is always having issues which makes me feel very
uncomfortable as if i am not doing my Job.

Out of all the 12 winners i was handling your winnings is the one that
is still in our account waiting for redemption from you.

I strongly suggest at this point that you look for a RIA location
where you can send this money or better still look for a Money-gram
out where you can have someone go with you and then the person sends
the money and ensure that the reference numbers are given to you
without security verification processes.

More so i strongly suggest that you change your password to your email
address as it seems a hacker might have access to your email unknown
to you.

(it seems like I'm missing something in my log, I don't recall having started on the hacker yet, but in any case, that's where this is going)

What do you mean a hacker has my email?

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Yes that what I mean I am saying this because you complained about western union and moneygram.
After changing your password then will give you a receiver name to use in making payment via Moneygram or a trusted friend of yours can also help you make the payment do ensure this time that they issue you the reference number among other infos such as text question and answer.

I await your response.

Oh noes, it seems like someone is calling me now (not really) and they have changed the deal!

Thanks for the call today, I'll be sure to send the payment to the bank account we discussed.

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Sends me the same banking details from before

But that's not the account you gave me on the phone!

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Can you listen to yourself ?.

I have been the one dealing with you ever since from what you have said it is clear that someone has hacked into your email account that is why someone can call you giving you another account different from what I sent to you.
Be informed that you are doing this at your own risk,have I given you instructions to deal with someone else?

After a LONG delay:
So where is my money? I sent the money like you said, by the way, you are really rude on the phone.

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Are you really mentally ok? Continue dealing with the person that called you and sent you a different account.
Why coming to me again?

Odd, I think he might be a touch.. frustrated?

What do you mean the person that called me? It's not you?

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I have been the one dealing with you ever since from what you have
said it is clear that someone has hacked into your email account that
is why someone can call you giving you another account different from
what I sent to you.

And, now that you are all finally caught up, my most recent reply

But the man on the phone said it was you, he even said to keep emailing for updates. I'm not sure who's wrong here. I've changed my password to be sure. You should too, incase it was you that got hacked. Nigeria isn't a safe place, after all.

Okay, so here's where I'm at, I could claim that the pain medication I've been on for my injury has clouded my mind, which would keep this just a single bait. Or I could find someone who is good with ladspeak start talking to him as the chopper. I could try and pull this off myself, but I really don't think I'd make a convincing lad, plus I'm a little worried I'd slip up with how on guard he is.

I'd like to include a chopper, I've seen other threads where the hilarity peaks after this, but I'm not sure. If someone want's to lend a hand, that'd be great, if not, no problem I've always got the medicine angle.

I'm not sure I can get more pork out of him, I tried saying that the account was shut down, or the transaction wouldn't go through that was what lead up to the beginning of this post. He seems very adamant that the account is still good. The idea I had with the chopper was perhaps they haven't hacked me, but instead him, perhaps we can convince him that his bank account is unsafe. I don't know, I'm not 100% sure where to head from here.

Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2015 2:16 am

Nice work squat223 (If that is indeed your real name) I think a quick chop might make the Lad feel a Tad Threatened but then again what the Heck do I know eh?

Either Way you have this one's Attention!

Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2015 2:23 am

Big updates today, lots to tell.

So I went ahead and made a similar email to his, and sent an email to both of us saying

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Please don't use my old email, this new one. I will contact you shortly with banking details

Oh boy, that opened up a can of worms and excrement! Twisted Evil

1st:

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I just noticed that the person that has been writing opened a similar email with adams smith but a different email.
This is the persons email he sent to you,discontinue further dealings and add this criminal email to rejected email and report it as spam immediately.

then, around 5 minutes later:

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I noticed that the person created a similar email to mine which is adamssmth5000 while my original email I have been writing you with is adamssmth50 do take note.

To be sure you have made payment to a scammer you can check my first correspondent email to you and check to see the correct email.

If truly you want to receive your winnings then you have to make a payment to our correspondent agent in USA with a fine of $50 usd making it $170 usd because already you are very late for your Lottery redemption.

Ahead of your winning Check delivery you are requested to secure a certificate covering your winning Check which is called ANTI MONEY LAUNDRY Certificate in your name which will cost $1,099 usd the total of
$1,269 usd will be paid to our agent in the USA directly.
Since you will be making the payment to US we will send you the receivers name to send the money to via Western Union to Ohio USA ok?.

Then, about 7 minutes later:

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Note that have never sent you an email telling you to stop writing me from here this is the only email address I use be warned and careful with mails you respond to.

THEN! about a *minute ago* :

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Attention Mark Williams,

Here is the Payment information of our agent there in the United States.

In view of the certificate demanded you are to make the payment of the $1,259:00 usd to the information below via Western Union Money Transfer.

Ensure you make the payment as soon as you receive this email.

Receivers Name: <Mule snip>
Receivers Address: PAINESVILLE ,OHIO ,USA.
Amount to be sent : $1,259:00 usd
MTCN NUMBERS ...................................

Regards,

He's not just frustrated anymore, he's terrified.

Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2015 2:29 am

Wow! Wait a minute, since the payment is late and his fault, you have to pay a fine???????? Never heard of that! Of course that must be chopped as well.

I say send the fine, not the other amount and don't chop it. Play around with the blurred receipts, ripped, stapled, whatever! Than when it is time to send the big one, give him the biggest stroke when all of that gets chopped instead!!!!

You are doing awesome! It is fun turning him in circles in what started so boring isn't it?

Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2015 2:51 am

Excellent baiting.... Laughing

Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2015 2:39 pm

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Are you really mentally ok?

Well that made me laugh. Unfortunately, not being mentally ok causes payment delays.

Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2015 11:13 pm

what do you mean? I'm really worried!

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Attention Mark Williams,

I hope i have explained the position and situation of things with you ?.

Sincerely speaking you have been dealing with an imposter,for you to
be sure you are dealing with am imposter,i want you to carefully check
all our first correspondence ,check the email address carefully so you
know that you started dealing with the wrong person about one or two
weeks ago.

Here is my email : adamssmth50

Here is the Imposters email he created to be similar to mine:
adamssmth5000

Hope you can see ,i also hope you have received the 3 emails i sent to
you late yesterday night.

For you to receive your winnings,you are hence requested to make a
payment of $1,269:00 usd to our agent in the USA via Western Union
with the information's stated below to enable the securement of the
ANTI MONEY LAUNDRY Certificate in your name which will cost $1,099 usd
while $50 usd is for fine ($50 usd),courier delivery charge $130 usd
when totaled is $1,269:00 usd

Ensure you make the payment as soon as you receive this email.

Western Union information's stated below.

Since he sent more or less the same email twice, the chopper struck again, with a copied version of the above only with changed details, and an even higher fee (which will come up when I go to pay it next).

You changed your password, right?

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Sure Mark I did change my password yesterday and how far have you gone with making the payment of $1,269:00 via Western union to our agent in USA?.

(I'm pretty sure this is him sweating about the chopper email, he has no idea how much he should be worried. These pain pills sure make me loopy)

Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2015 6:54 pm

I'm not sure if there is a rule against posting after you already posted, but here's another update.

So, he kept sending the same information over and over, so I copied his complete email, editing parts that needed such (including the subject line) he is using gmail, and so that picks my hackers emails as spam, it takes him a while to notice that it's happened sometimes.

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Here is the Payment information of our agent there in the United States.

In view of the certificate demanded you are to make the payment of the $1,259:00 usd to the information below via Western Union Money Transfer.

Ensure you make the payment as soon as you receive this email.

Hacker copies email

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He then forwards me the hackers email, telling me so in the subject line, I wish you guys could see this, because it's pretty funny. He does this (I assume) so I know that the hacker is still active, but the part in the subject that tells me it's a forward is half cut off, so it's not very helpful

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He then sends another copy of one of his emails, the message is contained in the subject line, again. It's just his nervously telling me to make sure I send the mtcn to the right email

Okay I'm going to the WU place tomorrow

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In view of the situation on ground regarding that criminal using adamssmth5000

He is not ready to give up so you also check the email to be sure it is mine before you send any email or the payment infos hoping that you scan the payment slip and have it sent ok?

Ensure you make the payment today as stated in your email.

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Ensure you make the payment today via Western Union as stated in your email.

Receivers Name: <snip>
Receivers Address: PAINESVILLE ,OHIO ,USA.
Amount to be sent : $1,269:00 usd
MTCN NUMBERS ..............................

Do try to send across the scanned payment slip used for the payment as proof of payment.

okay i went to WU it took me a long time to find it the pain medicine made it so i cant drive any more. the money should be there today

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How do you mean? If you did make the payment to the name gave to you then you are to send me the scanned payment receipt or better still send me the MTCN number with the name and address you sent the money to via Western union

Now it's time to be quiet for a day or so, when I do get back with him, it will be to give a fake mtcn (probably throw a letter in there somewhere) and it will be right before I go in for plastic surgery on my hand. Might not be able to get back with him over the weekend.

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Apr 2008 Posts: 1300

You seem to have found a lad with potential and are doing a good job keeping him occupied. Keep dangling the carrot for him. Good job.

Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2015 5:12 pm

^^ thanks pete, he's been pretty good. I've pissed him off a few times, and he keeps coming back for more, and when he raises the fee, it just makes things worse for him.

Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2015 9:01 pm

squat223 wrote:

I've pissed him off a few times

That's what we like to hear! Wait until you get a really good rant, it'll make your day!

Great job with his one, keep it up!!

Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2015 7:46 pm

smaller update with big news, you may also notice that I don't edit these nearly as much, and more and more I just copy my full responses, if anyone is going to learn from this thread, it's probably best they know what I actually put into it. I'm going to continue to remove his full email, and mine. I don't need to remove my hacker accounts email, but I will anyway, just because.

I send to <snip> like you told me

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you are expected to send me the MTCN number or reciept of
payment

Now then, to my harker account, he sends me this

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failure

The hacker would have none of this. none of this at all.

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failure? who has money now? not you? Low level mugu like you need a real boss. if you want a script and some leads you know where to look.

In reply:

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Guy there is no need to b wicked I am also a hussler and a family man u don't need all dis ure doin to me if u have gud mails we can hussle and share money.
This a new term have my daughters skool fees to pay bro be reasonable we no need dey eat each others money we are all in d levels for level to change.
God won't be happy wit u belif me

and to the victim he sends me this:

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Skype Lottery 2015,
Foreign Claims Agent,
Email address: adamsssmith377

Attention Winner Mark Williams,

If you have made the payment then i am still yet to receive proof of payment.

It is important at this point to inform you that my email address has
been hacked
even as i have changed my password,he is still accessing my old email
address which is : adamssmth50

For this reason i decided to create a new account so that the criminal
does not keep frustrating this payment process,further more i have
changed the way i do write to you from now on.

Do note that in every email i send to you my subject will always be (
GOOD IS GOD )

You stated that you made the payment and till moment you have not sent
to me the MTCN NUMBER which will enable pick-up

I've not replied to either, but thought I'd share cause they are flipping golden. Twisted Evil

Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2015 7:52 pm

Silly Lad Wrote:

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if u have gud mails we can hussle and share money.

Well Hooked and ready for a Mass Pounding I say! Great Work squat223!

Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2015 5:50 pm

Oh boy, it's been a while. I've been silent with Mr. Lad, because my poor poor mark has had the crap beaten out of him. Of course, it's all because the Lad won't cooperate with the chopper.

The biggest update you guys missed is that after the WU trade was chopped, he wanted to call me. I try not to call the lads, or let them call me. So he decided to change to a new email (chopper did too, imagine that) and send me some banking info. So I sent the money, but wouldn't you know it, my bank doesn't do any paper slips. They went green for the environment. So after demanding proof for 2-3 days and at least 12 emails, I slapped him hard. He stopped asking for it.. that is until the hacker reveals to him that the bank was paid off.

This garnered more angry emails to mark, asking me to verify where it went and stuff like that. The hacker coldly told him that the bank wasn't going to tell me straight, why would they? Hacker also told him to start cooperating, or mark was going to have an accident. Lad then forwarded some of those emails to mark, which caused him great worry. So fast forward about 9 days of silence and we get

(from mark)

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Why did you do htis to me? ive been in the hosptial for 8 days. those men.. they did such terrible things.

(six days ago he sent the hacker this email)

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guy no b ur fellow guy man u suppose dey chop .
I b married man and my children and God head go catch u write todays date down .

U might die b4 dis year runs out i promise u dis as long as u are making me and my family hungry
My children skool fees are to be paid with the money you collect from my client.

Think very well becos u will end up suffering all this trust my words to you boy

So the hacker relpied

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You think I am afraid of a small boi like you? You do not scare me, but I should scare you. Do not make me do what I did to Mr. Williams to you small man.

I see he has finally left the hospital. You would do well to cooperate with me, instead of taking your money, I could be making you some.

This should get some movement from him, he's had plenty of time to get a new bank account (assuming the one he's been using is dead now).

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2015 1:45 pm

Small update, thought it was worth a post cause its flipping hilarious.

So after Mark let Laddie McLaddington know that he had been beaten, our favorite lotto lad sent this to the hacker.

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YOU B BASTARD,
I STAY CLOSE TO LASU ,DO YOUR WORST YOU LITTLE BRAT.

YOU WILL SEE WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO YOUR PARENTS AND YOUR LOVED ONCE.

THEN YOU WILL WRITE BACK TO BEG BUT THERE WILL BE NO REVERSE ON THE
CURSE ON YOUR FAMILY.

YOUR PARENTS ARE SMALL IF NOT YOU SHOULD BE EATING YOUR FATHERS SWEAT
POOR BOY FROM A POOR HOME
SMALL SMALL RAT LIKE U DAMN,I HURT BCOS WE CANT SEE I WILL HAVE MY
BOYS RIP OF UR RIBS

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