Daddy's little angel

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Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2014 11:43 pm

Nine days ago, the following gold format arrived in John Nash's inbox:

Ms. M. wrote:

Dear Dad

I have arrangement with agent of FedEx to deliver my 1,000 gold bars to you
in any part of the world you need, please contact Mr. Mohammed B. FedEx
agent on (snip)

I wait your reply after you contact him.

Best Regard

Ms.

Call me please for more details on (snip)

Obviously, there was only one appropriate response to an email like that:

Seven days ago, John Nash wrote:

My dear daughter

It is so good to hear from you again. How are you? Are you still dating that boy from Wisconsin? I know I did not approve of you seeing him at the time, but I can see now that I should have let you make your own choices.

So tell me more about this gold business of yours. I'm so glad you are now starting your own business. I'm so proud of you.

Your father
John

To my surprise (and delight), this lad decided to roll with it and pretend to be Nash's daughter.

Seven days ago, Ms. M. wrote:

MR JOHN

NO I STOP I DON'T DATE HIM AGAIN , PLEASE DAD HELP ME TO MOVE THIS GOLD OUT , THE DELIVERY COMPANY DEMAND FOR SHIPPING DOCUMENT THAT COST ME $1,200USD PLEASE HELP ME OUT WITH THIS FEES OR HOW MUCH CAN YOU SUPPORT ME WITH ME? AFTER YOU SOLD THE GOLD YOU REMOVE YOUR EXPENSES
I WAIT YOUR REPLY

As I deliberated on my follow up response (and, er, sort of forget about him), "Ms. M." became rather antsy for a response:

Five days ago AND three days ago, Ms. M. wrote:

Mr John
No reply from you yet

Yesterday, John Nash wrote:

My dear daughter,

I am so sorry for my silence. As you know, I have been very busy over here in Lannisport now that the shipping season has started again. But I will try my hardest to check my emails and keep in contact with you, my darling.

I am glad to hear you are no longer dating that foul man. You deserve so much better than an aimless drifter like Bradley.

I have some good news for you. Do you remember my co-worker Sidney? He is interested in investing in gold, and I told him about your start-up business. Did you want me to pass his details on to you?

Much love,
Your father,
John

Literally minutes later, the lad replied.

Yesterday, Ms. M. wrote:

Dear Dad Nash

Yes am happy to work him also , pass my information to him to contact me..
Am waiting .
Reg
Ms M.

I'm going to play this like the Jacob the Imposter bait from a few years ago, bringing in more characters from Nash and his daughter's personal life and try to get the lad to fully assume the role of the daughter.

For now, I will be taking things slow, but if this lad doesn't twig, there will probably be potential for a massbait of sorts in future... so stay tuned. Wink

Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2014 11:56 pm

Nice work, daddy 🐐

Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2014 12:30 am

Time to give the daughter a name:

John Nash wrote:

Hi Karen,

Sidney's email address is (snip). Make sure you mention that you are my daughter when you write to him. Sid does not do business with complete strangers.

Your mother has been asking about you. I know you are very busy, but could you please email her when you are able to. It would make her so happy to hear from you.

Much love,
Your father

Posted: Sun Oct 26, 2014 4:28 am

No reply to "Dad" yet, however Karen has written a very professional email to his co-worker Sidney. To avoid this thread being vulnerable to Google, I will be replacing usages of the lad's chosen name ("") with "Not-Karen".

To Sidney, Not-Karen wrote:

John give me ur email id can u buy my gold or sold for me,i wait your reply.

Reg
Not-Karen

Sidney is interested but wary.

Sidney wrote:

Greetings Ms. Not-Karen,

I must say I am a little confused. This "John" you refer to, do you mean John A. or John Nash? Or John C.? I know many different Johns. It is a common name. I recall John N. telling me of his daughters' new gold selling business. Is this you? I was under the impression his daughters' name was Karen Nash, not Not-Karen. Is Not-Karen a nickname?

Apologies if I am misunderstanding you. I am certainly interesting in procuring gold, however I like to know exactly who I am dealing with before any money changes hands.

Warm regards, Sidney P.