Foul Mouths and Bad Attitudes

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Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2014 11:35 am

With a persistent respiratory tract infection souring my mood, Mal wasn't going to let a smarmy Moneygram Lad go unpunished.

(Lad in italics)

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Attn: Beneficiary,
I am very sorry to disturb you this very moment, please bear with me in mind for not taken less than 10Min's of your time, I believe this is not the first time we are contacting you, beside you fail and you do not respond to any of our previous message which is really unfair because you didn't even care to respond to all, these are some of the reasons why many financial institutes in Ghana refused to give you any proof of your release funds.
I have arranged a Special Customer Transfer (SCT) which are automatically assigned to you to pick each of your references of $40,000.00USD per day and this transfer will only commence only (12) working days apart of Sundays, please be aware that the total of $1Million (US) Dollar of your funds will be transferred to you via Bank to Bank transfer and the left balance funds will be given to you via an ATM-Card which will be registered and delivered to you in (3) working days.
I have arranged $40,000.00USD which will be remitted to you today via money-gram or western union money transfer and I want you to fellow our advice and policy to make such that you can pick this fund immediately today without any further delay from your end: each transfer is $4,000.00USD and here are (10) References control number of your Money-Gram transfer.
But you are advised to know that this payment/prearrange reference number given to you are not registered or active for collection in any of your money-gram branch office, I have told you that as soon as you send the $39.00USD to the information below, you will get your release funds immediately and you will never in your life ask to make any other further payment after you have send the $39.00USD as stated.
Receiver Name: Agbesi Faustine
City: Accra
Country: Ghana
Question: Color ?
Answer: Red
Amount: $39.00USD
I wait to hear from you as soon as possible and feel free to send me your mobile/telephone number to communicate with you for fast communication.

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Why are you sending me money? The Morrihan estate is no longer mine.

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Yes, I acquire your message, but am very humorous that I have been scrutinize your funds for years and I have given you the breakdown, so why are you asking me or send me mail that is not reasonable? When you haven't paid just a common charge of $39.00USD? Is not that greedy? Am not here to steal from you rather am doing my job, am not here or sending you this message because I just need your $39 rather is a procedure since this charge cannot be deducted from the principal amount or transfer to you when you haven't pay for the activation.
I already say it in a million times that these are the only charges you will be ask to pay, after payment I am not coming back again to ask you to send another payment, my word are final, as soon as you send the $39 you will start picking your funds in less than 45mins depending on the time difference, I know you had passed through all these kind of deal before with the wrong people but be sure that not everybody are the same, you don't deal with me before so why are you doubting? Give me the chance to show you my honesty and capable to keep to my words.
I am not here to get money from you but to do my job and to follow other protocols.
It will be easy if we come into agreement that i send you a form to fill and sign it that the said money doesn't belong to you rather and you are giving all the money to me as the beneficiary to the said funds, doing so i will be very grateful for rejectiong your funds to me as the owner of your funds, If you agree to this conditions, I will send you the form immediately because this is the right this is time for you to have me as your trusted friend here, so that you will have a new-procedure next year 2014.
You just go and send the charges $39.00USD immediately to the information below:
Receiver Name: Famous Kluvia
City: Accra
Country: Ghana
Question: Color ?
Answer: Red
Amount: $39.00USD
We will be waiting to hear from you.

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Stop being such a gorram drama queen. You can't have been scrutinizing my funds for years because the Morrihan estate didn't exist before June last year. And if the money's not mine, I can't sign anything giving you the money for just that reason. You are full of shit.

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If am full of shit then you are what? Idoit anf foolish since you do not have manners

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And you don't have a fucking clue, asshole.

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you sound like a bastard or an uneducated kid because same reason you talk like a fool, i have all the time in the world to insult your full generation, bastard you son-of-a-bitching asshole

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You sound like a hopeless loser who'll be poor for the rest of his miserable life.

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you sound like a bastard if only you know the meaning

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And you sound like something dripping from the backside of a diseased goat.

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What's make the difference when you are the infected diseased goat, shame on you stricking pig

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Go back to sucking cocks for a living. You've got no future and no hope and you'll be poor forever.

I feel better for that.