Lad doesn't understand atheism...

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Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2014 12:56 pm

Meet "Mister Rose", evangelist and dumbass.

Here's his pitch.

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Greetings Sir.
May the peace of our lord the most high dwell in your home always.
Please this mail is precisely to the servants of our lord the most high such as; Priest, Rev, Pastors, Evangelists nor a reliable honest God fearful person who will not betray the trust. However my name is evangelist Joseph John Rose. I'm the junior servant of the lord in the Holy Zion ministry of Burkina Faso, my senior Rev, is late prophet Joshua Kenneth Morgan, who died on January 31/2014 earlier this year, he deposited the sum of $3.5 Million dollars, into a bank here for the orphanage project before his sudden death. (May he so rest in perfect peace AMEN).
However before my senior Rev. Prophet, Joshua Kenneth. passed away in the hospital to join our lord in heaven, he instructed me to search for a servant of the lord the most high, nor a reliable God fearful person to guide him to put claim over this fund in the bank to carry on the assignment to establish an income investment with the name of the orphanage home and distribute the profit to all the registered orphanage homes in the world according to the source of the fund. to enable his soul have rest in heaven. Sir, please I want you to indicate your interest and forward me your profile which I may need to know to enable me forward you the bank contact where this fund was deposited couple with all the necessary documents to enable the bank release this fund to you as the beneficiary to enable you carry on the assignment accordingly.

Mal had to put him right:

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I am not a "brother in the lord", or a "God servant," or "God fearing". I would be happy to sponsor relief work as laid out, but not out of religious conviction.

As the bait went on, Mal laid down some rules.

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I need to know more about the orphanage if I'm going to support it. Please send me some documentation and the website address for the orphanage.

The Lad balked:

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I am sorry for my late respond it was due to I was sent for an errant to our branch which I just return this Morning, however I received your mail, and I understand you are trying to complicate some issues, listen my brother orphanage is the orphanage you knows, orphanage is an organization formed by church/individual bodies to take care of the homeless children and poor widows, An orphanage is a residential institution devoted to the care of children whose biological parents are deceased or otherwise unable or unwilling to care for them. Biological parents, and sometimes biological grandparents, are legally responsible for supporting children, but in the absence of these or other relatives willing to care for the children, they become a ward of the state, and orphanages are one way of providing for their care, housing and education etc. However we Christians cares very deeply for them. God commands us to protect and care for orphans and widows, therefore christian church of God pray for them daily and also paid our tithe to the orphanage homes to help up along because of the sad news we received about them.

Meanwhile the definition of christian is cares for one another, love and forgiveness to one another and truth and honesty according to our lord Jesus, we so much believe and trust in God in anything we does. However this project is 100% free risk worldwide, what really required in this project is trust and honesty because this fund belong to the innocent children, meanwhile a lot of people made away with the orphanage money but only the honesty ones do the work accordingly and received the benefit therein both from God as well, but those who vanished away with the money has return back miserable asking for forgiveness promised to pay back the money accordingly.

However my advised to you as my brother and good personable friend is to remain the same person I understand you as honesty and dependable man to handle this project accordingly, you shall benefit from the fund also benefit from the God almighty even if you denied God, God remain God and he chooses whom he want to worship him. God is God. Christians don't persecute anybody , perhaps we don't go to court against anybody for any reason, nor police case, God is our court and our police, God is the government of the Christians. God fight our battles, our documents and witness into this project is God, this project is not governmental work, nor politician work, nor contract from the government office.not at all! This project is between you and God almighty with the innocent children. meanwhile if any more documents is require that should come from the bank to back up the fund from any government.

However my brother we really need to finalize this project this week from the bank so you will proceed ahead accordingly.

Slappage followed from two angles.

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Do NOT gorram patronize me! I have a painful chest infection - a legacy of the chest injury that with a perforated eardrum resulted in my being forced into retirement from the Corps. My patience is not limitless at the best of times and your puerile smugness is making me angry.

I am not complicating issues - I am doing what I believe to be the best, and not rushing in with the risk of making this deal into a Charlie Foxtrot. All your talk about the Government of God and that bafflegab doesn't change the fact that in the end you have to work within the system. Even I know about that "render unto Caesar" bit, and you should know it even better!

Final note - you say that Christians don't persecute. Have you heard about the Reverend gentlemen who want to lynch President Obama because he's not of the right race? Have you heard of the fine upstanding Christians who see nothing wrong with genocide?

http://www.4shared.com/mp3/sPJVZWIace/2014-10-13_Mal_to_Rose.html

The highlight is the question: "Are you a Moslem?" I can assure you that my derision was in and out of character.

Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2014 1:36 am

The Lad bounces back (emphasis added).

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Ignorant is license to bondage, you mean that you are suffering of such internal sickness which you mighty has visited many different medical center, why should you encourage your self into such painful sickness at age of 46 years , with your profile and your prestige in the government body I strongly believe you might has visited many hospitals concerning your illness, why can't you give God a trier ? as a wise and educated person I believe you really understand what I mean even if you hate God , the duty of the Christians are to safe souls which I am trying very hard to safe your soul and you shall enjoy your rest of your live in joy with a new life, beside a lot of people are out there hunting this project to handle but I set this project firm on your name to enable me relate you and God so you will enjoy the benefit of God, the Christian church of God worldwide contributed huge amount every year and deposited it into a bank for the orphanage homes which my late prophet J0shua Kenneth M0rgan, was the priest in charge towards the deposited fund but since his death I am the appointed evangelist in charge to handle the post.

However please any documents you need kindly make it well clear to me specifically with the name so I can enquirer about it here, But I think the bank will be the responsible to provide you all the necessary documents required into this project, I really need you to engage into this project and experience the benefit and have close relationship with me and test the goodness of the God as our father. please don't be offended, but as an educated person you should kindly try to understand my point as good friend and brother, I mean no harm.

I don't now how he'll take my reply, especially now I've spelled out what I want from him...

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I don't hate God because I can't hate what does not exist. There seems to be a common belief that atheists are believers who reject God out of some personal trauma, which is so much horsepuckey.

"why should you encourage yourself into such painful sickness" - that's gorram weird. I'm prone to chest infections because of crush injuries from an IED blast. I'm not encouraging pleurisy, and I find that concept rather disturbing.

"with your profile and your prestige in the government body" - I don't understand that; Marine Corps captains don't move in the top echelons.

"why can't you give God a trier" - you know the answer already.

What I want from you is information about the orphanage in the form of documents setting out the facilities it has, the number of children it can care for, and the people who work there. You have those documents already; so make them available to me please. The bank documents are not relevant to this.

Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2014 8:53 am

I like this bait, and the lad. You have started off giving the lad a hard time and he comes back for more. I hope it continues, I'd like something like this for my next bait, dishing out spank after spank. My current lad has to be treated a little carefully. To much slapping makes him loose interest.

Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2014 9:19 am

If you've got him hooked and enmeshed then he's going to take what you dish out. This one's an extreme case, I'd say!

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