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Padme
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Sun Sep 21, 2014 8:02 pm |
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For sometime Mad Chemist has been chatting up a Nice lady from New Zealand with by the unfortunate name of Vic. Recently Vic made the mistake of asking our Bahraini billionaire for money and was treated to his more misogynistic side.
After a series of routine chats, the Chemist put poor Vic through a series of trauma chats that led to him giving up his real life name and bank details.
What followed after that is an epically funny chat where the chemist has the flu, is under the influence of strong medication and blabs on about everything... all the while, the scammer, learning just how evil the chemist really is, has in mind that he knows the scammers real life identity.
excerpt of trauma chat where real name and bank details were given....
LadyVic Honey,,,please
MadChemist did you send your bank account number etc?
LadyVic Honey,,,,ohh no
LadyVic You gonna send the money by western union
MadChemist No
LadyVic I have no bank account in nigeria
MadChemist i do not use western union.
LadyVic Please you know the only way I have is western union or moneygram
MadChemist right now you are questioning me
MadChemist and making me repeat myself
LadyVic But please my lord, you should know it can possible for me to use bank account
MadChemist Find a way
LadyVic How can I do thisu
MadChemist darling, do not make me repeat myself
LadyVic If you really want to help me my love, give the money to your assistant to send it in western union
MadChemist stop being an agressive woman
MadChemist do you understand?
LadyVic Yes my lord
MadChemist good
MadChemist behave yourself.
LadyVic: ( cries )
MadChemist do not cry to me woman.
LadyVic Ok but you doing me like a slave
MadChemist you are the one who wants to be with a man from Bahrain. We are not like men from the west. Sorry if you do not like this
LadyVic But please do for me in money gram
MadChemist if you ask me the same question again, I will not speak to you for a day
LadyVic Because I have no bank account here
MadChemist figure it out
LadyVic Ohh honey I said it Gtbank,
MadChemist that does not mean anything to me
LadyVic But am wanna use an account of my friend
MadChemist ok
MadChemist so i need the name, account number, routing number
LadyVic Because I have no bank account here
LadyVic Honey,,, but am scared because the guy is from west nigeria
MadChemist why are you scared?
MadChemist who is this fellow?
LadyVic I met him in the seminal, as my friend
MadChemist this man is nigerian?
LadyVic honey,,yeah
LadyVic Honey,,am gonna give you his phone number now
MadChemist Why do I need to speak with him? Just have him give you the information
MadChemist If you think it will help you, tell your guy friend my friend lives in Borno State. That should be enough for
your guy friend to take you seriously. He will understand that this means.
LadyVic That's ok don't worry honey
LadyVic His account number is // lad's own bank number
LadyVic And name is // lads real name
MadChemist ok. what is the name of the bank again?
LadyVic GTbank
....more abuse follows with the lad logging off a while later.
Codeine confessional....
Noodles....murder...sore-throat...fever...I love you...bombs...babies.
LadyVic: Hello
LadyVic: Darling,,,
LadyVic: Why you don't talk with me
MadChemist: hi
LadyVic: My husband talk am here right???
MadChemist: I have been home with the flu.
LadyVic: How are you doing
MadChemist: I am not feeling well today
LadyVic: Ohhhhh sorry my husband??
LadyVic: Why you did not feel okay today??
MadChemist: I slept most of the day
MadChemist: just woke up off and on
MadChemist: it is the middle of the night now
LadyVic: ohh yeah darling
LadyVic: Am so worried a lot today
MadChemist: i have a fever
LadyVic: Oooh sorry
LadyVic: Have you go to hospital?
MadChemist: the doctor came to my house
LadyVic: Or call your doctor to come
MadChemist: he was here
LadyVic: How you doing now?
MadChemist: still sick
LadyVic: Are you getting better now
LadyVic: Oohh my God
my underage wives are worried.....
MadChemist: feel strange. am taking medicine
MadChemist: Aisha and Miriam are worried
LadyVic: Honey,, what the doctor said?
MadChemist: they are sweet
LadyVic: Ohhh that's good
MadChemist: i am lucky to have them
LadyVic: Honey,,,am also worried here
LadyVic: Yeah honey
LadyVic: Its so good
MadChemist: my head feels fuzzy
LadyVic: Ohhh god!!
LadyVic: Honey,,tell the doctor to give you another improve medicine
MadChemist: he is talking to mariam
MadChemist: she is going to be a good mother
MadChemist: i hope she is pregnant
LadyVic: Ohh that's so good
MadChemist: yeah
LadyVic: Ohh, am so happy for this
LadyVic: Am also expecting my pregnant for you soon
My hands feel just like two balloons.....efagtegagb aaaaaaa...
LadyVic: Did you promise to give me
MadChemist: you need to come here
LadyVic: Yeah I wish to come
MadChemist: efagtegagb aaaaaaa
LadyVic: But you not do anything about that yet
LadyVic: Honey,,soon I wish to be there
LadyVic: Honey,,,
MadChemist: wha?
LadyVic: Honey,,,,today when I was so worried about you, then I feel to be at your side there
LadyVic: I feel to call you, but you know I haven't had anything about the money to buy the phone
MadChemist: is the phone ringing?
want me have someone killed?
LadyVic: No, I fell to call, but I don't have the phone yet
LadyVic: Because I had nothing about the money yet
MadChemist: do you want me have someone killed?
LadyVic: No darling,,,,
LadyVic: Why darling,,,,,?
MadChemist: Sometimes I do that
LadyVic: Honey why you said this?
MadChemist: wh
MadChemist: Sorry.... I am on a lot of medicine
LadyVic: Oooh darling am sorry
MadChemist: I am in Al Qaeda
LadyVic: OOooh sorry darling
LadyVic: That's why I feel to call you today
LadyVic: To hear your voice
MadChemist: My throat is sore
MadChemist: I can't talk
oooo my god? oooo my god!!
LadyVic: Because am always miss you every seconds
MadChemist: I saw a beheading
LadyVic: Oohh my god?
LadyVic: Ooohh my god!!
MadChemist: It is ok. It was not anyone I was fond of.
LadyVic: Honey,,oooh
LadyVic: But am not happy for that
LadyVic: Honey,,am so sad for that
MadChemist: Which?
MadChemist: I will feel better soon
LadyVic: honey,,,you sickness is my sorrow
MadChemist: yeah
LadyVic: Hnmm ok honey
MadChemist: It is ok
LadyVic: Honey,,,I wish to talk with Aishat and Mariam
MadChemist: They are beautiful
LadyVic: Can I have the chance when I get phone
LadyVic: Yeah I know
LadyVic: But I wish to also tell them to be with you every minute, because that can make you better quick
MadChemist: I hope my children don't mind how many buildings I blew up
LadyVic: Yeah
noodles....
MadChemist: i killed a lot of people
LadyVic: Honey,,why?
MadChemist: do you think i should eat some noodles?
LadyVic: Hnmmm
MadChemist: for my sore throat?
LadyVic: Honey,,who are the people killed?
MadChemist: whoever al qaeda tells me to
LadyVic: Ok that's fine
MadChemist: and have to help boko haram
LadyVic: Yeah that's ok
MadChemist: nigeriaaa,
MadChemist: sleepy
MadChemist: i lovw you
LadyVic: Honey,,,by the way, have you talk to your asistance on the money you wanna send me
LadyVic: Honey,,,I haven't see the money yet
MadChemist: i only sleep today
LadyVic: Ok
LadyVic: When I can get the money?
MadChemist: i will check on it when i feel better.
MadChemist: i amm not thinking too clearly now
MadChemist: medicine makes my head fuzzy
LadyVic: Ok, may god give you peace my love
MadChemist: you are so sweet
LadyVic: Thank you darling
dirty deeds done dirt cheep.....
MadChemist: do u need me to kill anyone?
MadChemist: i will if you want me to
MadChemist: i will tell someone to do it
LadyVic: Honey,, no, but I just need the money to buy the phone now
MadChemist: ok
MadChemist: are yot sure?
...do you want me to kill..... you?
MadChemist: what about that guy?
MadChemist: the one you have me his name?
LadyVic: Please tell someone to send the money darling
LadyVic: you have not send the money yet
MadChemist: want me to have boko haram kill him?
LadyVic: No honey
LadyVic: The guy is a nice muslim guy
MadChemist: ok does he want to join boko haram?
LadyVic: Honey,,,he is from south
MadChemist: we have people in the south
LadyVic: But its not really wish
MadChemist: ok
LadyVic: Honey,,tell you assistance to send me the money tomorrow honey
LadyVic: Honey,,,am gonna happy for that
ok... but please don't be a bitch....
MadChemist: you should not say things like they are orger though,, ok?
LadyVic: Ohh am sorry darling
MadChemist: you say the same thing too many times
MadChemist: why?
LadyVic: Ohh honey,,,am just suggest
LadyVic: Please am sorry, for that
MadChemist: but i worry how you will be in front of mariam and aisha
MadChemist: because they are only 14
LadyVic: Honey,,,don't worry for that
MadChemist: it is cold in here
LadyVic: Ohh its ok
LadyVic: Honey,,did you write down the account name and number that I send you?
LadyVic: Or I send it again another time
MadChemist: are you talking about the money again?
LadyVic: No
MadChemist: ok
MadChemist: because otherwise i think maybe you are too agressive to marry
MadChemist: my head hurts
LadyVic: Honey,,am wish to marry
LadyVic: But am wish to call you and other wives
LadyVic: Also I wish to call my parent in usa
MadChemist: i dont like the usa
MadChemist: 9/11 hahahaha
LadyVic: Oohh, yeah
MadChemist: yeah
MadChemist: i told the cook to make noodles
MadChemist: i still have a fever
LadyVic: Please honey,,, if I just get to bahrain, how can I get to your home address?
MadChemist: my driver will bring you. do not like my wives to travel alone here.
MadChemist: you are women i do not expect you to go out on your own
LadyVic: Honey,,am happy for that
LadyVic: Honey I know you must be famous in the city?
MadChemist: no. wealthy. not famous.
LadyVic: Honey I wish my son be like you as his father
MadChemist: you are sweet
LadyVic: With the same work
LadyVic: Honey what's the name of the company you work?
MadChemist: al qaeda
MadChemist: my fever is still there.
LadyVic: Honey,,,oooh sorry
MadChemist: i had to take drugs that make my head all fuzzy and confused
LadyVic: Honey,,I want to ask for a favor
MadChemist: you want me to blow something up?
LadyVic: Please I wish to try and get a borrow phone tomorrow to call you, please give me your private number
LadyVic: Honey,,,please am really so excited to call you
MadChemist: i cant talk because of my throat remember?
LadyVic: And hear your voice
MadChemist: i lost my voice. it only whispers.
LadyVic: I can also hear just at least a whisper from you tomorrow
MadChemist: ok. let me sleep for while first and then we see if my voice comes back and the doctor lets me talk
MadChemist: but it might be nonsense...i am not thinking clearly right nwo
LadyVic: Hnmm its ok honey
LadyVic: Please sleep well
MadChemist: ok
MadChemist: you are sweet
LadyVic: Honey,,,have a sweet dream
LadyVic: Take care
MadChemist: ok |
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Mon Sep 22, 2014 2:23 pm |
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Yet another example of Lad low-life thinking: "My darling, It does not matter how many innocents you have killed. Keep at your good work. I will have our children follow in your footsteps. Give me money."
Lads will gladly encourage mass murderers if they think it will get them $20.00. That is the bottom line. to a scammer, there is nothing more important than his own wallet. The deaths of thousands are nothing compared with a little bit of cash.
If anyone is inclined to think these lads are simple victims trying to make ends meet, do not fool yourself. If any of these guys could get rich by blowing people up themselves without getting caught, they would. They are what terrorists would be without a cause and without the degree of "courage" it takes to be a thug. The only things preventing these low lifes from inflicting terroist-level damage on humanity is that they lack the intelegence, resources and motivation to get off of their flabby, lazy asses.
Their only God is themselves and their required oblation is money. Any honest, unbiased real-life descriptions of these scoundrels make the most politically charged left-wing depiction of the world's top ten greediest capitalists look like Mother Theresa 's resume in comparison. |
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