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Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2014 2:42 am

Short but fun.

Highlights
2:05 Very long igbo (?) curse ends in yayaya!
2:15 Yells fire-holyghostfire-fire yayaya so many times he goes horse
3:20 HolyGhostFire! In Your crotch! HolyGhostFire!
5:50 Al Qaeda! Al Qaeda! Al Qaeda! FU! FU! FUUUUU!
7:13 I am telling you... that in no distant time... you will die
7:55 5 days... 5 days I give you. You will die.
8:10 Dieeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Throughout
Papa Haram! Mama Haram! Aunt Haram! Boko Haram Haram! Everything Haram!
HolyGhostFire! FireFireFire! Waiting to consume you! Watch your back!

https://soundcloud.com/shekau/innodistanttime

Common sense caution: Like every single other sound clip I post this is full of NSFW gems from the lad.

Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2014 4:53 am

Seriously want to hear this auto-tuned. Maybe make them say all of this to the tune of "Close to you" by the Carpenters?

Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2014 2:30 pm

Anyone know what "chibok chibok chibok" means?

Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2014 2:42 pm

It's the village where Boko Haram kidnapped the school girls.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 11 Sep 2014 Posts: 25

I'm getting confused, whose talking to who?

EDIT: I do have to say, I hear a lot of arabic. If I haven't said before, I speak arabic so it's nice to understand a fair amount of what they're saying. The soundboard or whatever someone is saying the same thing over and over is "Kufar" which means infidel, and "Assalamy Alaikum wa rahmatul lahee wa barakatu" Which is a long greeting in arabic and islamic countries. There are a lot of other arabic words but I'm too busy scratching my head over whose the lad and whose the baiter.

EDIT 2: Wait I figured it out, it's pretty obvious there's a soundboard. Unless you can pull off an epic Nigerian accent.

Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2014 3:05 pm

One of these days I should write up a guide to wacky Shekau-ism's, Hausa insults, and the odd Boko reference.

On more than one occasion, Shekau (the leader of Boko Haram) has mocked the kidnapping of the ~300 schoolgirls from Chibok last April. Just saying the word "Chibok" is enough to send a lad (and probably most Nigerians) into a lather.

Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2014 3:13 pm

Universal Unicorn wrote:

I'm getting confused, whose talking to who?

It is a soundboard of mostly Shekau talking to a very enraged lad. Usually after enough of this lads will turn off their phones and stop taking calls altogether ...including calls from victims.

Just last night..
- Another lad disconnected his landline (I've lost count on the number of cell lines disconnected but Rev Moe has a speadsheet -lol)
- A lad tried to bargain asking how much money we would accept to leave him alone
- A lad got into an epic fight with his Oga who was wondering why he was not on the phone with his victim

Boko Haram is very real and very frightening for Nigerian based 419ers. Thumbs up

Not quite a Newb Joined: 11 Sep 2014 Posts: 25

Padme wrote:

Universal Unicorn wrote:

I'm getting confused, whose talking to who?

It is a soundboard of mostly Shekau talking to a very enraged lad. Usually after enough of this lads will turn off their phones and stop taking calls altogether ...including calls from victims.

Just last night..
- Another lad disconnected his landline (I've lost count on the number of cell lines disconnected but Rev Moe has a speadsheet -lol)
- A lad tried to bargain asking how much money we would accept to leave him alone
- A lad got into an epic fight with his Oga who was wondering why he was not on the phone with his victim

Boko Haram is very real and very frightening for Nigerian based 419ers. Thumbs up

Nice, that's a good strategy. Damn, you even got him to bargain.

Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2014 3:08 am

Quote:

it's pretty obvious there's a soundboard. Unless you can pull off an epic Nigerian accent.

That would be pretty epic indeed... lol

The voice on the soundboard is Abu Bakar Shekau (leader of Boko Haram). In some of his statements he mixes Arabic with Hausa, which is probably what threw you off on some of them. He is the only man I know of who can make the most polite statements sound absolutely sinister. I have a clip of him saying
بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم
that sounds ....well nothing like how you have likely ever heard it. LOLZ!

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