Uncle Fester: A Church of the Old Gods Recruit

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Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2014 12:07 pm

I've been baiting this lad for about a month now. He calls himself , but we've decided to call him Uncle Fester. His format is truly despicable:

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i asked you for the help of $1,500usd because i lost my family on the Malaysian Flight MH17 that crashed in Ukraine in July. And today is the Mass Mourning and have lost all my properties and money due to lost of control in looking for my family and finally before it was announced in the news regarding the Flight Accident.

Please if you can send me the money today through money gram to my company account for easy collection ..Thanks so much and May God be with you and your family also.

here is the Money Gram Account to make the payment,you just tell the money gram agent that you want to make money gram express.

<snip payment details>

God Bless You Much as you help and contribute positively to my life

Roger had some trouble sending the Money Gram transfers, like he always does. Then I slipped in this line:

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Are you a religious man?

When the lad confirmed that he is, I continued with:

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I am glad to hear that you are a religious man. What religion do you follow? I am a member of a Church called the Church of the Old Gods.

You know, I am the head of our Church fundraising committee. I should ask the pastor if we could do a charity event for you and the other families affected by this horrible tragedy. We could raise a lot of money for you that way, much more than I could send you myself. Last time we did a fundraiser, it was for an orphanage in Africa and we raised over $20,000.00 USD. I am sure we could raise even more this time.

Are you interested in that? Should I ask my pastor?

The lad told me to ask him, and Roger said he would:

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Ok I will ask him. I may give him your email address too, so he can contact you directly about this, if that's ok. His name is .

I am so glad for this chance to help you. Truly you are in my prayers.

The lad's response:

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this is scam..get off

Turns out even lads are suspicious of other Nigerians.

I asked him to clarify, and he sent this:

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The pastor you entioned where did you know him from and why cant you help me personally and if you can't just forget it all.

Roger explains:

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is the pastor at my Church here in Jacksonville. I know him personally and he is a very lovely man. Why are you saying he is a scam?

And I am trying to help you personally. But I am also the charity fundraising chairman for our Church. So I can send you much more money if I do it through my Church. Is that ok with you?

Bort has now emailed him as the Reverend. We'll see where it goes.

Posted: Sun Sep 14, 2014 1:17 am

Reverend C. wrote:

My dearest Uncle Fester

Please allow me to introduct myself. My name is Reverend C., Annointed Priest of the Old Gods, and I am the pastor of your colleague Mr. Roger Bartlett's parish. I grew up in Nigeria, but have been living in the United State for the last twenty years. Roger and myself, along with the rest of our congregation, are followers of The Church of the Old Gods, a most ancient and holy denomination of Christian belief.

I am contacting you on the behalf of Roger, who has told me of you're tragic situation and your need for further funds. Every year, the Church of the Old Gods provides sponsorship grants to a number of whorethy people and organisations. You're suffering as a result of the MH17 horror is just the sort of tragedy our grants are intended to support.

Now, I must advice you that every year we get many applicants for grants and only only have enough funds to assist some of them. There are several different factors which guide the Church Elders' judgement in the decision process, including the need of the applicants, the strength of their faith in the Old Gods, and their record of devotion and loyalty to the Church of the Old Gods. Prove this to the Church Elders, and I imagine you will be a very strong contender for a grant.

This fundraising effort we are planning to hold for you will be a great way for you to prove your devotion. If you play you're part and all turns out to be a success, then I shall provide the Church Elders with a glowing letter of recommendation during their consideration of sponsorship grants.

Looking forward to hearing from you.

Thank you,
And may the Gods bless you,
Reverend C.

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