| Author |
Message |
Justcold
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 27 Dec 2011
Posts: 6969
Location: Happy New Year!
|
 Posted:
Thu Aug 14, 2014 2:54 am |
  |
This is the result of a squirrel skinny dipping in my pool..
Slight..erm, I mean said squirrel was rescued from the pool and kept under heavy guard from cats, whilst he screamed unholy terror and tried to take a digit from me.
He was given time to sober up and placed in a live oak..where he climbed gracelessly and mumbled something about "banning" at me. You're welcome..stay out of my pool.
ETA Spelling. |
_________________
* Help Keep Eater Running - Click here to donate
        
 Wimp'd Art Lad w/Mortal Benin/Lagos/Abuja
       
06/24/2015 Good journey Paranoid.
02/20/2017 You are missed Capone.
10/21/2018 Thank you for the laughs Toomuchfun.
03/21/2019 Keep drinking Grape Nehi, JC. I will, Irish. You win this time. |
|
|
|
|
Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
|
| Posted:
Thu Aug 14, 2014 3:02 am |
|
 |
_________________
Fakers: many, many, lots; an SSL and a couple of Resellers.
x 6
AH, AH, AH! Two little  ! |
|
|
|
|
bware419ers
419Eater Admin
Joined: 25 Jun 2012
Posts: 21219
Location: Searching for the Platinum Piggie
|
| Posted:
Thu Aug 14, 2014 3:04 am |
|
|
|
|
|
B8er
Associate Boomdazzler
Joined: 16 Feb 2009
Posts: 13579
Location: In self-isolation practicing social distancing
|
| Posted:
Thu Aug 14, 2014 3:08 am |
|
| Justcold wrote: |
| my pool.. |
You've got a pool  or is that what you call the stagnant watering hole where you have your annual bath? |
_________________
"I DENOUNCE THE MUFFIN MEN" - Ma Kim
"YOU ARE WALKING DEAD MAN. YOUR WOODEN COFFIN IS READY TO SWALLOW YOU AND YOUR DIRTY GENERATION"
"all chaps are ass-less by design otherwise they just be leather pants" - jose_cuervo
x 5  
                            x 335  🚽
 x 4  x 1746 x 1904 - Fake cheques: $4,392,620.83
Team Woody - Ghana to Singapore - 11535km |
|
|
|
|
ParaNoid
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
|
| Posted:
Thu Aug 14, 2014 3:16 am |
|
He'll be back, and will bring friends... |
_________________
Gold Coins here
 
x 4 <b>Looking for a Mentor? Click here</b>
"If I get mad at you, please just understand me. I am just being ParaNoid because I love you so much." - unknown
Visit www.scamwarners.com |
|
|
|
|
Justcold
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 27 Dec 2011
Posts: 6969
Location: Happy New Year!
|
| Posted:
Thu Aug 14, 2014 3:17 am |
|
^No goats either...so you won't be attracted to anyone there.
ETA Spelling again doggone it.
ETA2 Ninja'd by my mentor...you are welcome Paranoid.
ETA3 I mean...You are welcome (at the pool) Paranoid. |
_________________
* Help Keep Eater Running - Click here to donate
Wimp'd Art Lad w/Mortal Benin/Lagos/Abuja
06/24/2015 Good journey Paranoid.
02/20/2017 You are missed Capone.
10/21/2018 Thank you for the laughs Toomuchfun.
03/21/2019 Keep drinking Grape Nehi, JC. I will, Irish. You win this time.
Last edited by Justcold on Thu Aug 14, 2014 3:29 am; edited 1 time in total |
|
|
|
|
Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
|
| Posted:
Thu Aug 14, 2014 3:21 am |
|
Firefox has this wonderful spell check feature thing....not always accurate, but usually in the ball park.  |
_________________
Fakers: many, many, lots; an SSL and a couple of Resellers.
x 6
AH, AH, AH! Two little ! |
|
|
|
|
Justcold
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 27 Dec 2011
Posts: 6969
Location: Happy New Year!
|
| Posted:
Thu Aug 14, 2014 3:24 am |
|
Thanks TS..but it won't pick up on "your" vs "you're" and "want" vs "won't".
It does not take beer consumption into account either....and I will be complaining. |
_________________
* Help Keep Eater Running - Click here to donate
Wimp'd Art Lad w/Mortal Benin/Lagos/Abuja
06/24/2015 Good journey Paranoid.
02/20/2017 You are missed Capone.
10/21/2018 Thank you for the laughs Toomuchfun.
03/21/2019 Keep drinking Grape Nehi, JC. I will, Irish. You win this time. |
|
|
|
|
GTmama
Elite Baiter
Joined: 21 Sep 2013
Posts: 1826
Location: Moving benches, staring at statues...
|
| Posted:
Thu Aug 14, 2014 3:28 am |
|
Poor little guy! And the squirrel too!
I've rescued a chipmunk in a similar situation before. Instead of a pool though he was drowning in a wheelie bin. |
_________________
X 68 X 6
- Pig$: Enugu to Lagos with Oscarpiles
- Pig$
What a fuckkkkkkkkkk - Pig$
I just lost some gadamn fucking hope. - Pig$
Shit ball am getting angry gradually - Pig$
Been killed is better for me noow, I ve got nothing to lose - Pig$
Every has two eyes but by being there for each other we can have four eyes each. - Mary Mary
http://www.scambaitingtools.comToolbox
Keep The Party Rockin'!
|
|
|
|
|
TheFae
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Jun 2009
Posts: 14291
Location: Playing Space in the Street - DECENT!
|
| Posted:
Thu Aug 14, 2014 3:29 am |
|
HEY! I am house-sitting, and there's a pool involved. So far one dead lizard. Squirrels have more sense than that. Just sayin'
ETA: JC's pool. Just sayin' |
_________________
 x 4    x 5 x 6
  
         x 3,000+
GO GOLD! **CLICKY**
"This is really bad"
"my account has been disable and can not sell anymore and this is all i live on" |
|
|
|
|
Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
|
| Posted:
Thu Aug 14, 2014 3:44 am |
|
| Quote: |
but it won't pick up on "your" vs "you're" and "want" vs "won't".
It does not take beer consumption into account either.... |
Well, you have to read aloud what you are (you're) posting before you post.....not drinking and posting helps, too. |
_________________
Fakers: many, many, lots; an SSL and a couple of Resellers.
x 6
AH, AH, AH! Two little ! |
|
|
|
|
B8er
Associate Boomdazzler
Joined: 16 Feb 2009
Posts: 13579
Location: In self-isolation practicing social distancing
|
| Posted:
Thu Aug 14, 2014 3:47 am |
|
| GTmama wrote: |
| drowning in a wheelie bin. |
I'm afraid to ask, but why is your wheelie bin full of water?????
ETA, a photo of GT provides the answer
 |
_________________
"I DENOUNCE THE MUFFIN MEN" - Ma Kim
"YOU ARE WALKING DEAD MAN. YOUR WOODEN COFFIN IS READY TO SWALLOW YOU AND YOUR DIRTY GENERATION"
"all chaps are ass-less by design otherwise they just be leather pants" - jose_cuervo
x 5
x 335 🚽
x 4 x 1746 x 1904 - Fake cheques: $4,392,620.83
Team Woody - Ghana to Singapore - 11535km |
|
|
|
|
TheFae
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Jun 2009
Posts: 14291
Location: Playing Space in the Street - DECENT!
|
| Posted:
Thu Aug 14, 2014 3:49 am |
|
No pity for the squirrel? Poor thing. I'm sure it was traumatized. |
_________________
x 4 x 5 x 6
x 3,000+
GO GOLD! **CLICKY**
"This is really bad"
"my account has been disable and can not sell anymore and this is all i live on" |
|
|
|
|
Justcold
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 27 Dec 2011
Posts: 6969
Location: Happy New Year!
|
| Posted:
Thu Aug 14, 2014 3:49 am |
|
| TS wrote: |
| not drinking and posting helps, too. |
I differ to beg sir... |
_________________
* Help Keep Eater Running - Click here to donate
Wimp'd Art Lad w/Mortal Benin/Lagos/Abuja
06/24/2015 Good journey Paranoid.
02/20/2017 You are missed Capone.
10/21/2018 Thank you for the laughs Toomuchfun.
03/21/2019 Keep drinking Grape Nehi, JC. I will, Irish. You win this time. |
|
|
|
|
Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
|
| Posted:
Thu Aug 14, 2014 3:53 am |
|
| Quote: |
| I differ to beg sir... |
Do you? |
_________________
Fakers: many, many, lots; an SSL and a couple of Resellers.
x 6
AH, AH, AH! Two little ! |
|
|
|
|
TheFae
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Jun 2009
Posts: 14291
Location: Playing Space in the Street - DECENT!
|
| Posted:
Thu Aug 14, 2014 3:59 am |
|
 |
_________________
x 4 x 5 x 6
x 3,000+
GO GOLD! **CLICKY**
"This is really bad"
"my account has been disable and can not sell anymore and this is all i live on" |
|
|
|
|
Fryer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Mar 2008
Posts: 2670
Location: Global Computer Mega Cafe
|
| Posted:
Thu Aug 14, 2014 3:32 pm |
|
| Tsnerd wrote: |
| not drinking and posting helps, too. |
Wait, that's allowed? I had finally better go read those damn stickies... |
_________________
x 710 x N x 2  Click here for a Sure Fire Pith Helmet Modality
YOU ARE A MOTHERFUCKER SCUMBAG AND AN EMPTY VESSEL
FUCK YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY . YOU ARE SATAN. YOU ARE ANTI-CHRIST
guy nawaaa for you oooh |
|
|
|
|
Justcold
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 27 Dec 2011
Posts: 6969
Location: Happy New Year!
|
| Posted:
Thu Aug 14, 2014 3:45 pm |
|
Post counts would be much, much lower.  |
_________________
* Help Keep Eater Running - Click here to donate
Wimp'd Art Lad w/Mortal Benin/Lagos/Abuja
06/24/2015 Good journey Paranoid.
02/20/2017 You are missed Capone.
10/21/2018 Thank you for the laughs Toomuchfun.
03/21/2019 Keep drinking Grape Nehi, JC. I will, Irish. You win this time. |
|
|
|
|
bware419ers
419Eater Admin
Joined: 25 Jun 2012
Posts: 21219
Location: Searching for the Platinum Piggie
|
| Posted:
Thu Aug 14, 2014 3:52 pm |
|
| Tsnerd wrote: |
| Quote: |
| I differ to beg sir... |
Do you? |
We don't bait beggars. You, bunny boy, have been warned. |
_________________
| SCAMWARNERS | PREMIUM | REQUIRED READING | REPORT BANK ACCOUNTS | FOLLOW 419EATER ON TWITTER
X 7035
 X 17 
 "FFS." - Capone
- Toomuchfun
- Irishemigrant
"I started to read it but got bored after the first couple of sentences." - SOOI
"Remind me not to get on your bad side." - jose_cuervo |
|
|
|
|
Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
|
| Posted:
Thu Aug 14, 2014 6:02 pm |
|
 :scuffing my foot and wandering off to cause mayhem elsewhere: |
_________________
Fakers: many, many, lots; an SSL and a couple of Resellers.
x 6
AH, AH, AH! Two little ! |
|
|
|
|
IM_Dumm
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 06 Dec 2004
Posts: 823
Location: Del Boca Vista Phase 3
|
| Posted:
Thu Aug 14, 2014 6:24 pm |
|
| Quote: |
I'm afraid to ask, but why is your wheelie bin full of water?????
|
Well, my guess is it didn't start that way...but, you begin drinking and.......THAT'S NOT WATER !! |
_________________
"THEY STILL FEED YOU WITH PLASTIC SPOONS THAT IS WHY YOU SOMETIMES TALK LIKE A BABY." Mr. Yuguda Yuguda
"u are noting but a hee goat fuck dick" Denis Morgan
"...I am still angry tyoing this to you..if you can se my face right now..its contorted because of you.." Bernard Fenendez
"you can as well fuck the hell out" Barr. Peter Ojiko
"Don;t even try to mail me again,just forget about me forever.Even GO AWAY" Abu Tafa
Code:
x 2 |
|
|
|
|
Joker
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 26 Jul 2012
Posts: 1116
|
| Posted:
Thu Aug 14, 2014 9:23 pm |
|
JC, you owe me a new keyboard. |
_________________
All warfare is based on deception - Sun Tzu, The Art of War
لئيم كافر |
|
|
|
|
ParaNoid
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
|
| Posted:
Fri Aug 15, 2014 3:47 am |
|
Please do not pick on Snerd, he fixes my coding errors when I mess up and forget what to do!
Re: Swimming Squirrels, we have had a couple of them try to get some laps in the horse tank. RIP little rodents... |
_________________
Gold Coins here
x 4 <b>Looking for a Mentor? Click here</b>
"If I get mad at you, please just understand me. I am just being ParaNoid because I love you so much." - unknown
Visit www.scamwarners.com |
|
|
|
|
Justcold
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 27 Dec 2011
Posts: 6969
Location: Happy New Year!
|
| Posted:
Fri Aug 15, 2014 4:33 am |
|
| Quote: |
| You, bunny boy, have been warned. |
(or wolf.whatever.) |
_________________
* Help Keep Eater Running - Click here to donate
Wimp'd Art Lad w/Mortal Benin/Lagos/Abuja
06/24/2015 Good journey Paranoid.
02/20/2017 You are missed Capone.
10/21/2018 Thank you for the laughs Toomuchfun.
03/21/2019 Keep drinking Grape Nehi, JC. I will, Irish. You win this time. |
|
|
|
|
TheFae
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Jun 2009
Posts: 14291
Location: Playing Space in the Street - DECENT!
|
| Posted:
Sat Aug 16, 2014 2:18 am |
|
^ +1 |
_________________
x 4 x 5 x 6
x 3,000+
GO GOLD! **CLICKY**
"This is really bad"
"my account has been disable and can not sell anymore and this is all i live on" |
|
|
|
|
|
|
SmartFeed
