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The Monsignor
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Joined: 08 Nov 2006
Posts: 3219
Location: St Michael's Chapel
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Sat Jul 26, 2014 10:32 pm |
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Bob Afett was sweating through the back of his wheelchair. It was a scorching hot day in Sweden and he had been anxiously wheeling himself up and down Malmo airport. Bob rolled up a cigarette and after looking over his shoulder, tucked in some cannabis.
Meanwhile, 30 km away at Malmo city centre rail station and as the hours slowly ticked by, a Reverend Doctor was also scorching, but this was because of his temper, not the hot weather, which he had been well used to in his native West Africa.
Back in the slightly cooler UK, Mr Pr1cky was worried. He had been in touch with noble Barrister Allen in Nigeria for 2 months now. Pr1cky was to receive $75 million and Allen was going to get it to him. All he had to do was pay the Barrister’s fee. The Barrister had asked Pr1cky to travel from UK to Belgium. He couldn’t do that, but he did have an old friend in Sweden, Mr Bob. By happy coincidence, the Barrister had a representative in Örebro, Sweden. Mr Bob was in Malmo and a meeting was arranged. Nothing could go wrong...
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“So you gave my transaction to somebody who smokes Indian hemp?”
“How can you make the Reverend Father cry?!”
“Do you smoke Indian hemp too?”
“You never told me that Bob smoked cannabis”
“It is abnormal”
“Oh my God. How did I ever get involved in this?”
“Sir, I have my Chairman here with me. His name is Mr Randy T0m” |
AUDIO NSFW: Trans Sweden Safari 26 Jul 14.mp3 |
Last edited by The Monsignor on Sat Jul 26, 2014 11:46 pm; edited 2 times in total |
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Esox lucius
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 May 2010
Posts: 2922
Location: Somewhere down the crazy river!
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Sat Jul 26, 2014 11:08 pm |
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Looking good |
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"..May your unborn kids don't grow and may you be burnt to ashes asap ! " CCS
"..Sir we have given you more than 5 different accounts yet you still complaining " SCB
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Nailgunner
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 May 2008
Posts: 8606
Location: ̢̝̣̳̗ͅş̱̖̹͉̬̣̖h̷̗͉̘̱͍̗ͅr͉̙̖̥͡_̛i̦̞n̷͉͈̺̪̯̹E̸͎̫̭̞̙ͅ
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Sun Jul 27, 2014 12:07 am |
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Superb audio and a very angry lad  |
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Capone
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Joined: 16 Feb 2013
Posts: 10545
Location: Blackacre
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Sun Jul 27, 2014 1:32 am |
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OMG, Randy Th0m moved to Sweden??*faints* |
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Fake law firm sites killed x3
500 in 6-walked
   
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 Atlanta-Las Vegas -Seattle-San Diego-Seattle 2.0Atlanta-Jackson Hole, WY, Atlanta-Aspen, CO-with Juan
Ghana-Bouake with Choppa and Dr. Mike
Courtesy of SH Ivory Coast!
Accra-Lome with Choppa
Ghana-Burkina Faso with Choppah
-Accra-Singapore Team Woody
"no! no no money!!! all this was not true! .. "- vlad rant
" i have complained to those who think life is a comedy to those who feel life is a tragedy. " Mr. Pekkar's Problem
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Dr Mike
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Jun 2010
Posts: 3264
Location: Due north
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Sun Jul 27, 2014 9:36 am |
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Haha, nice touch with the anthem in the beginning. This lad was fun. At first we tried to get him to Kiruna in the north, but apparently the 15h train ride was a bit too much for the lad.
But we ended up leaving him good and stranded at the airport in Malmö instead. And at one point when he forgot to hang up i heard him being really really disappointed at the situation.
Welcome to Sweden fucker. |
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Capone
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Joined: 16 Feb 2013
Posts: 10545
Location: Blackacre
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Sun Jul 27, 2014 11:45 am |
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A nice, frustrating vacation for the lads-great work! |
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X 73 Eco-friendly sty under construction
x 116
Fake law firm sites killed x3
500 in 6-walked
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Atlanta-Las Vegas -Seattle-San Diego-Seattle 2.0Atlanta-Jackson Hole, WY, Atlanta-Aspen, CO-with Juan
Ghana-Bouake with Choppa and Dr. Mike
Courtesy of SH Ivory Coast!
Accra-Lome with Choppa
Ghana-Burkina Faso with Choppah
-Accra-Singapore Team Woody
"no! no no money!!! all this was not true! .. "- vlad rant
" i have complained to those who think life is a comedy to those who feel life is a tragedy. " Mr. Pekkar's Problem
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Salting the Gold mine
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Jan 2014
Posts: 993
Location: Living next door to Alice
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Sun Jul 27, 2014 11:49 am |
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This lad needs to chill and make the most of a bad situation. |
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Thanks for the history,are you have now....what new version are we entry.perhaps the birth of Prince George junior and how Willie Kate Middleton made love and gave birth...o'h...o'h the queen is fight war in Afganistan...Lest i forget you made love to your ground mom last nite...Uncle tell me a knew story...are you happy now........Mr H0rn J3rry or was that Mr J3rry H0rn,I never really knew 
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Look Mr Man,you must be a joker to think you can't' play smart with me I was just following you to see where you land.Stop contacting me you are just a fucking shucking dick........J@me5.
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Mountain Goat
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2013
Posts: 3797
Location: Sugar, how you get so fly?
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Sun Jul 27, 2014 12:03 pm |
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Absolutely great, I had lots of fun listening to that wonderful audio..... and those naughty, evil giggles in between the calls are just SO GOOD  |
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James Clark from Bamenda/ Cameroon to Kano/ Nigeria with Mortal and Osazee
Agent Thomas Pierre from Paris/France to Piz Gloria/Switzerland
Barrister Kiliwangi from Lomé/Togo to Abuja/Nigeria with The Monsignor
Henry Philip from Abuja/Nigeria to Natitingou/Benin with DSW and Yastreb
FUCK YOU JULIA......Lloydjames154
If I see you I will kill you with my hands prostitute you are (Agent Thomas Pierre)
You are a pig with Nigeria accent ([email protected])
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B8er
Associate Boomdazzler
Joined: 16 Feb 2009
Posts: 13579
Location: In self-isolation practicing social distancing
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Sun Jul 27, 2014 12:06 pm |
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Great call and safari guys.
I'm guessing the "Reverend Diplomat" will be needing some Indian hemp to help him relax when he finally gets back to whatever hole he crawled out of. |
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Robert Heinrich der 1.
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Oct 2010
Posts: 3876
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Sun Jul 27, 2014 4:33 pm |
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at around minute 13:30: I'll send a text message to the lad 
great call so far. |
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Team Eze, 2 lagos - cotonou and lagos - cotonou (he hated it).
The threatening is increasing day by day with different cursed of animals, and i don't know what to do now. ---- am angry for your head |
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godbobdog
419Eater is my life
Joined: 28 Jun 2013
Posts: 274
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Sun Jul 27, 2014 4:45 pm |
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Sweden's department of tourism should be giving you kickback. |
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Roberto/Jonathan/Harry/Tony "OGUN GO KILL YOU FOR ROAD MANAGER CHIEF CHIEF CHIEF" |
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A Skinner
Texas Lad-Saw Massacre
Joined: 16 Nov 2003
Posts: 3733
Location: Texas, USA
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Sun Jul 27, 2014 5:23 pm |
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Another great safari. Loved the audio.  |
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SINCE YOU MADE ME TO GIVE MY CAR AWAY AND ALL THE DISAPOINTMENTS YOU GAVE TO ME,WHICH MADE ME TO STOP CONTACTING YOU. PLEASE DO NOT INVOLVE ME WITH ANYTHING YOU ARE DOING WITH ANYBODY, PLEASE DONT INVOLVE ME.I DONT WANT ANYTHING THAT WILL JEOPARDIZE MY IMAGE IN THIS COUNTRY.I AM A HUMANITARIAN LAWYER.
infact am getting tired with all this speculation in this transaction, honestly if i had known that this is the kind of person you are i would not have contacted for an assistance
Urgent??? Impotent massage
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