Cross-Border & Cross Lads! Ireland–Rame Head SAFARI

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Posted: Sun May 04, 2014 4:45 am

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“I am p*ss*d off. Stressed off”
“I was there in the Chapel for more than 3 hours!”
“Listen! Listen! Listen! I’m done with you!”
“Bob, I think you are a Joker, a big Joker”.
“Why should I tell you how much I paid for my taxi?”
“Pr1cky gave us an address to the middle of nowhere”
“Bob, can you imagine the joke your friend has played on me today?”
“After 3 hours silence, he started asking us baby questions: ‘How much did it cost you to get to Plymouth?’”

Sat in his caravan in Sweden with his phone held away from his ear, Bob Afett could not understand it. His 2 African business partners from the Republic of Ireland and England had both travelled down to meet his old friend and business partner Mr Pr1cky to receive the payment for his Trunk Box. Now, they were on the phone shouting at him. What on earth could have gone wrong...?

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A bus from Dublin City in the Republic of Ireland (RoI) to Dublin Airport, a flight from RoI to UK, a train from London Heathrow to London Paddington, a train from Paddington to Plymouth, a taxi from Plymouth to Rame Head, an hour wandering around a cliff top in bewilderment, a taxi from Rame Head to the Torpoint ferry, a taxi from Devonport, Plymouth to Plymouth rail station, a train from Plymouth to Paddington, a train from Paddington to Heathrow, a flight from Heathrow to Dublin, a bus from Dublin airport to Dublin City... about 20 hours travel and approx £400 GBP spent
=
2 very angry Lads.

Two nice, extensive audio tracks with just the good bits left in.

Enjoy!

http://yourlisten.com/MrPr1cky/dublin-rame-head-1-may-14-compilation-part-one

NOT SAFE FOR WORK/CHILDREN/THE SENSITIVE!
http://yourlisten.com/MrPr1cky/dublin-rame-head-1-may-14-compilation-part-2

I was delighted that Dr Mike invited me to assist with his Safari.

Our beloved Chapel

Torpoint ferry

Master Baiter Joined: 03 Jan 2014 Posts: 102

Great work! You're both so good at in a calm manner getting the lads to rant.

There is nothing better than to sit on the balcony a nice hot spring morning eating a delicious breakfast knowing that a lad in this very moment is spending 20 hours traveling all for nothing.

I love the "lick the poo-poo part" where the lad rants and says:

Quote:

I can hear that you're a bushman

Posted: Sun May 04, 2014 10:21 am

The lad was also angry when TM asked about the price for his ticket and taxi fare. So when I did the same they became really pissed off. At one point one of the lad was asked by TM about the price and you could hear the other lad scream in the background that "Bob asked that too". It was hilarious.

Some lads don't really get agitated but this one was a real screamer. It was great fun. And this was the second lad this oga sent on a safari.

Posted: Sun May 04, 2014 11:08 am

Bravo! BRAVO! We all doff our caps to the safari masters!

(And the dumbass Lad never realised that he wasn't talking to real people, plus he gave so much material to a new soundboard!)

Posted: Sun May 04, 2014 2:22 pm

Bee-u-ti-full!

Posted: Sun May 04, 2014 2:35 pm

Those are some furious lads! Great rants. I love how upset they were about you asking how much money they spent.

Posted: Sun May 04, 2014 4:46 pm

Amazing audio. I never know how you gents manage to get extraordinary safaris with such stunning regularity.

You really are the best safari guides going. Shame the lads don't appreciate you more. Very Happy

Posted: Sun May 04, 2014 5:25 pm

Thanks Mr X. It really is a shame and I feel unappreciated by the lads. But there is one method to get some appreciation, and that is to throw your friend under the bus. These fuckers were ready to kills me, but I noticed that Mr Sterling took most of the blame. So I simply told the lad that it was all Mr Sterling's fault. At the moment I am trying to get hold of Mr Sene to see if he want to do some more safariing for me.

Posted: Sun May 04, 2014 7:30 pm

Great job as always. Smile

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Sep 2013 Posts: 2205

Love it!

Posted: Sun May 04, 2014 10:09 pm

You guys amaze me! Well done!!!!!

bow_down

Posted: Sun May 04, 2014 11:12 pm

Outstanding clapping

Posted: Sun May 04, 2014 11:13 pm

Isn't it about time they have a 'Visitors Book' to sign in the Chapel Smile

Posted: Mon May 05, 2014 12:10 am

I approve

Posted: Mon May 05, 2014 12:30 am

I love these British baits sooooooo much. Laughing

Top Man 'TM'

(see wot i did there?) bow_down

Posted: Mon May 05, 2014 2:13 am

Nice. I love this. Seriously. Five thumbs up. Way up!

Posted: Mon May 05, 2014 4:50 am

They actually do have a visitors book there. Grant it that it is the Coast watch and not the chapel itself. But it is signed by both Bob and Sterling.

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 24 Dec 2012 Posts: 699

You could have blamed the lads for not having climbed to the shack because you actually live in the caves build beneath it in the rocks of the hill.

Not all evil villains have a hollow volcano at their exposal.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Sep 2013 Posts: 2205

My favorite part are the continuous questioning about how much the taxis cost him. Very Happy

He goes berserk!

Posted: Mon May 05, 2014 12:27 pm

Here you arrange for these lads to see some lovely countryside that they would otherwise have missed and all they do is complain. How ungrateful.

(wonderful work)

Posted: Mon May 05, 2014 5:28 pm

Absolutely brilliant! You guys could do a remake of the movie, "Planes, Trains and Automobiles" with this one!
clapping

Posted: Mon May 05, 2014 7:40 pm

Would you two stop already...you're really making the rest of us look like lazy, worthless baiters.... Wink

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 05 Mar 2009 Posts: 580

Travel by bus, plane, taxi, train and ferry. Wow, 5 different kinds of transportation plus walking, all in the same safari. I tip my hat to the masters of safaris.

Posted: Mon May 05, 2014 9:34 pm

Nice coastal location, with these gold lads we could do a remake of 'The Wicker Man' called the 'The Scammer Man' with the coven singing 'Scammer Is A Coming In, Loudly Sing Cuckoo' - but perhaps on hindsight that is beyond the remit of 419Eater and of course nowadays the PC and Health & Safety issues would be a nightmare. Confused

Posted: Tue May 06, 2014 10:12 am

^^^ Plus we are not meant to literally burn them lol

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