EMS Express Delivery?

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419Eater is my life Joined: 28 Jun 2013 Posts: 274

Now that I've reported 4 different bank accounts and both the Western Union and Money Gram in the small town are occupied by dollar choppers, the lad came up with something I've never seen before:

Quote:

how are you doing? i got your mail, i want you to know that the Board of Director has recently registered secure means of make payment in regards any fee.

In addition the method is a very simple, you go to post office using EMS express Delivery service to post the fee to us okay.

Your swift reply is needed so that i can send you the mailing address so that you can post it in less then 3 working days we will receive the fee via office delivery.

Has anyone encountered this sort of thing before?

Baiting Guru Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Posts: 12237

EMS is very similar to FedEx. I would continue to bait as normal and advise him that the local EMS outlet recently exploded, with great loss of life. When he asks for a "swift" reply I assume he means 3 or 4 days.

Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2014 12:00 am

I've had a few lads ask for that. EMS just means Express Mail, the post office equivalent to Fedex.

In the past I "mailed" a package with cash and scanned an Express Mail receipt, which I then modified in Photoshop to delete the tracking number. I don't think lads would fall for that now, they know that EMS has tracking. I suppose you could 'spill' some coffee or something that covers it up and/or makes it illegible.

Baiting Guru Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Posts: 12237

http://www.ems.post/

419Eater is my life Joined: 28 Jun 2013 Posts: 274

Well a "swift" reply is going to be difficult. My character will have to attend a funeral on the other side of the country and will be very busy. His brother died. It was the lad's fault of course.

I guess when my character gets back, he'll keep asking one question after another about what this EMS means. It's an ambulance service isn't it? (And wouldn't a bank to bank transfer be much quicker?)

Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2014 9:00 pm

EMS=Early Menstrual Syndrome. I would be deeply offended if he wrote me about that.