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Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2014 5:34 pm

Lad completely loses his shit with the Mad Chemist... for days

It all begins when the lad threatens to have the Lovely Assistant arrested. She immediately informs the chemist..

Mad Chemist forwards Lovely Assistant's email complaining about Lad and writes, "Care to tell me what this is about?"...

Quote:

On 2014-07-12 14:52, LAD wrote:
LOVELY ASSISTANT has said a lot of evil things about you, and she is the one that discourage me about joining AQ, after that i happen to tell her that i will surely join AQ, so as the police has sized my passport and block my bank account, i simply ask LOVELY ASSISTANT if she can kindly send me $500 usd to help move to Ivory coast, she took offence, we are planing to get married. and she started to insult me, trust me i can not let a woman to win me in quarrel. she said a lot and i said a lot too.

Quote:

From: MAD CHEMIST
To: "LAD"
Subject: Re: Fwd: LAD is trying to take money and theaten me!

LAD,
Are you not married? Nevermind. I am not concerned with your lovelife or LOVELY ASSISTANT's for that matter.
What I am concerned about is that you threatened to kill me, LOVELY ASSISTANT and boko-bud. This is something that our organization takes seriously.

Also, LOVELY ASSISTANT says that you have been speaking to the police about AQ and BH both in Ghana and potentially in the USA.

From one man to another, I strongly suggest you break off contact with your allies in the police force and also with the Americans. You are free to walk away from us, however you do not want us as an enemy.
If this is simply a personal matter between you and LOVELY ASSISTANT, I suggest you apologize and then move along and get on with your life.

Threatening and confronting Boko Haram over a lovers quarrel is reckless and dangerous. How you proceed from here is in your hands, but you should know that I am prepared to meet force with force if you leave me no alternative.
Chemist

Quote:

On 2014-07-12 15:54, LAD wrote:
Chemist you have just said a nice words why do you intend to spoil what you have just said, listen i am not a coward, to be afraid of boko haram or AQ, i only give respect to whom respect is due, you have just said it all, and i believe you understand the basic of the misunderstanding between i and LOVELY ASSISTANT, LOVELY ASSISTANT is the issue here, not AQ or boko haram or even you because i have no problem with you, some thing brings out something which i am not ready to say, yes i have a strong feeling for her and i see no reason she will behave this way.
to be honest i want to meet you or the Boko-Bud, i can meet him any where, seriously

Quote:

From: MAD CHEMIST
To: "LAD"
Subject: Re: Fwd: LAD is trying to take money and theaten me!
LAD,

I do not care about your love life. Or LOVELY ASSISTANT's. Also, I do not have any interest in any relationship, conversations, etc. that the two of you have had.

I am only concerned that you threatened to kill me, LOVELY ASSISTANT and Boko-Bud. Also that you have threatened to talk to the police, if you have not already.

I shall share with Boko-Bud that you are not afraid of him (I never said that you are), that you wish to talk, and also, that you would like to kill him.

I look forward to hearing how this conversation goes. Did you tell me where you would like to meet him yet? If not, please do so I can ask him to make some preparations.

Thank you.

Chemist

Quote:

On 2014-07-13 09:17, LAD wrote:
How can you be after the reminant of your previous food, and she told me it haram to do such, i will meet him at Niger Republic, he should tell me where to meet him you barbarians

Quote:

To LAD

I have no idea what this means....
"How can you be after the reminant of your previous food,"
Rather than Niger, can you meet Boko-Bud in Kano?
Why do you keep calling us barbarians?

Chemist

Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2014 5:41 pm

Quote:

From:LAD
To:
LOVELY ASSISTANT

I THINK NOTHING AND FOR YOUR INFORMATION BOKO-BUD IS DEAD, CHEMIST WILL FOLLO SOON, AND FINALLY YOU.

Quote:

From: MAD CHEMIST
To: LAD
Subject: Are you threatening me, BOKO-BUD and LOVELY ASSISTANT?

I am very happy to take you up on your challenge. How about you and BOKO-BUD discuss this in person. Name the time and place. Or we will simply come to you.

CHEMIST

Quote:

On 2014-07-12 14:55, Emmanuel Job wrote:
yes ready to discuss it in person

Quote:

Sent: Saturday, July 12, 2014 at 8:05 PM
From: MAD CHEMIST
To: LAD
Subject: Re: Are you threatening me, BOKO-BUD and Blanca?
Ok. If this is how you wish to proceed, that is fine. Where shall I have BOKO-BUD and his team meet you? At your home in Accra?
CHEMIST

Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2014 5:44 pm

Lad clearly needs to be taken down a peg, so Mad Chemist replies with this:

Quote:

From: MAD CHEMIST
To:LAD
Subject: Our home movies...thought you might like this.

LAD,

Have I ever mentioned that we take footage during all of our operations?

It is hours of video. Rather boring. But thought you might like to see a small clip from Northeast Nigeria.

Enjoy.

Jesse

Attached to the note is footage that a member of Boko Haram took during the attack on Maiduguri

Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2014 5:58 pm

Naturally Mad Chemist is called a barbarian (again) and threatened with the wrath of God (again)...

Quote:

My friend this is meaningless to me, by the time i finished my planing you will understand, this is barbaric, and God will never accept that.

Meanwhile... Lovely Assistant and Lad are going at it...

Quote:

Sent: Saturday, July 12, 2014 at 7:25 PM
From: LOVELY ASSISTANT
To: LAD
Subject: If you want to play mean.....
What do you think that CHEMIST and BOKO-BUD will think when they find out that you were at the police three times and, while there, you told them information about CHEMIST, Boko Haram and even threatened me? Hmmmm.

Quote:

On 2014-07-12 14:34, LAD wrote:
I THINK NOTHING AND FOR YOUR INFORMATION BOKO-BUD IS DEAD

Quote:

From: LOVELY ASSISTANT
To: LAD
Subject: Re: If you want to play mean.....
Hahaha. No he isn't.

Quote:

On 2014-07-12 14:40, LAD wrote:
WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING I THINK YOU ARE UNHAPPY, OK ME TOO HAHAHAHAHAH

Quote:

From: LOVELY ASSISTANT
To: LAD
Subject: Re: If you want to play mean.....
At least I don't live 500km from Boko Haram HQ. Very Happy

When he finds out she reported him to the Chemist. Many of these notes crisscross as the lad believes he is talking to two people so timeline is a bit confusing.

Quote:

On 2014-07-12 14:54, LAD wrote:
so now you have reported the issue to CHEMIST, the battle ground is drawn

Quote:

From: LOVELY ASSISTANT LOVELY ASSISTANT
To: LAD
Subject: Re: If you want to play mean.....
LAD VS Boko Haram. Good luck with that. Very Happy

Lad forwards this note to the Chemist (early on he is trying to play the assistant and the chemist against each other)

Quote:

On 2014-07-12 16:00, LAD wrote:
You can hear the voice of LOVELY ASSISTANT, but i dont have any problem about this, i am a retired military office and have connection all over the world, that if i want to reach anybody anywhere i will make it possible, but i have no problem with any of them except LOVELY ASSISTANT, she must apologise for insulting me.

Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2014 6:11 pm

Following receiving the Boko Haram home movie, the lad also sends this note:

Quote:

On 2014-07-13 09:11, From LAD
To CHEMIST:
Thank you for the information, the Ghana government has duely forwarded the information to Nigerian gov't, and there a plan to contact Bahrain gov't too regarding you and the ammunition you produce and send to the militant Boko haram, investigation is going on. all your are being forwarded to the force Head Q, there time for everything.

The Chemist replies with a threat to the Lad's family.

Quote:

From: MAD CHEMIST
To: LAD
Subject: Re: If you want to play mean.....
LAD,

Why do you want to meet with BOKO-BUD after you said you reported him? That seems to be a bit unwise to me.

Oh, and the Nigerian government knows all about Boko Haram and has not been able to do anything. They bombed the capital. They bombed Lagos. The have hostages. The video I sent to you is from the operation in Maiduguri. They recently found out that BH have people placed in the government. Your empty threats are meaningless and make you look foolish.

I hope for your sake you were lying about having a family. Not for any particular reason. I am just saying.

CHEMIST

Quote:

On 2014-07-13 14:21, LAD wrote:
CHEMIST,
I dont have any issue with you we have a good cooperation, the cause of the whole issue is LOVELY ASSISTANT, ask her to apologise to me, if you care to say this fine, BOKO-BUD is not the head of boko haram in Nigeria, but ask him to mail me i have information for him. as i am talking i am in Kaduna, yes i know that some govet officials are aiding and abeting them, i dont have problem with that, but government is against boko haram, this is my last mail to you, i dont have time to talk too much, i need action, ask him where does he wants us to meet in Kaduna, waiting.

Chemist decides to lay out the situation..

Quote:

From: MAD CHEMIST
To: LAD
Subject: Re: If you want to play mean.....
LAD,

What ever made you think that BOKO-BUD is the head of Boko Haram? The leader of Boko Haram is a fellow by the name of Abubakar Shekau. Boko Haram has thousands of members. BOKO-BUD, as I have mentioned before, is not a leader or a soldier. He is someone I work with on commodities. Things they need/want/etc. This is how he knows about gold. Feel free to share that with your government friends. There is nothing they can do about this.

You say you do not have an issue with me? Then why are you talking to the police?

No police are coming to Bahrain, LAD. No one is going to arrest LOVELY ASSISTANT. No one will arrest BOKO-BUD. Boko Haram controls northeast nigeria. As your government friends. They will tell you this.

From what I can see, the only one who got arrested was you.

So, what is your plan now? Say you want to meet BOKO-BUD and then have someone from the police there to try to arrest him? Ask the police if they would like to confront Boko Haram on behalf of you. I know what they will say -no.

They want the girls back. They are trying to negotiate with Boko Haram leadership. They do not care about you.

Do not worry about BOKO-BUD. I will send him to you using the address you gave to LOVELY ASSISTANT. Hopefully it is really your address. How will you feel if you send him to some innocent person's house?

You could have avoided all of this. YOU are the one who said LOVELY ASSISTANT, BOKO-BUD and I would die. YOU are the one who went to the police. YOU are the one making threats.

I have been nothing except exceptionally polite to you throughout all of our conversations.

Tell me, how will your friends view you now? You have said repeatedly that you want to join Al Qaeda. And now, because you could not handle police questioning and also because you are so poor you need to ask LOVELY ASSISTANT for money...now what? You put the lives of your wife, parents, children in danger. And to what end LAD? Because your EGO can not accept that a woman did not send you money?

If you really had any connections you would not be sitting in Ghana with no money. Your friends would help. Your government would help. No one has offered to help you LAD except for me who was always kind to you. Think on this.

Really, it is very unfortunate. I liked you and you will be missed.

CHEMIST

Lad tells Chemist that Boko Haram will fall (again) and that Chemist will be arrested (again)

Quote:

On 2014-07-14 10:16, LAD wrote:
I am very sorry for you what you are saying is baseless and without foundation, let your BOKO-BUD try any thing funny i will not say anything, let him just try, you will soon be rounded up. talking too much is not important, take action, You ammunition supplier to BOKO-BUD. ok we shall see you supply ammunition to kill inncent soul, your reward will visit soon.. the way you are thinking to kill someone, so will you die. you will be contacted very soon. LOVELY ASSISTANT is already taken care of.
For your information i am as free as air because i accepted to denouce joining AQ, and the police saw the truth in me by helping to give all information, all of your mail is been forwarded to them even to the US amry in Nigerian who has arrested one boko haram, it will only take some time but you must surely go.

Military? Bah!

Quote:

From: MAD CHEMIST
To: LAD

I shall await the imminent arrival of the mighty Ghana Army with great anticipation.

After all the governments of Nigeria and Ghana have done such an excellent fighting Boko Haram and bringing their girls back.

Oh, wait.... No. Actually, they have done nothing.
"Bring Back Our Girls.' Ooooh! Bring back our army," - Abubaker Shekau

Have a pleasant day.

CHEMIST

Lad accuses the Mad Chemist of being Nigerian, and also of enjoying watching people die -only one of those two things is true.

Quote:

On 2014-07-14 14:44, LAD wrote:
You must be a Nigerian, by the way you write, you must be 100% Nigerian, who wAnts to destroy his country, you can go ahead destroy Nigerian but i tell you are going to pay for your sins just one, any attempt to do the nonsense you people do in Nigeria, that will be the end of Boko haram, trust me, you enjoyed seeing people killed one day will be your turned. just wait.

Quote:

From: MAD CHEMIST
To: LAD
Subject: Re: If you want to play mean.....
LAD,

Please allow me to assure you that Boko Haram will be victorious. The Nigerian government is completely useless and corrupt. Ghana will also fall eventually.

No, I am not Nigerian, but I do have great admiration for my Nigerian brothers.

Separately, you might want to know that I have instructed BOKO-BUD to take no note of names when he arrives at the address you gave to LOVELY ASSISTANT. Either he will meet you or you will have to live with guilt of sending him to someone innocent of this. Really, it matters not to me.

CHEMIST

The lad forwards this note to fake Ghana army

Quote:

From LAD
To FAKE GHANA ARMY
cc MAD CHEMIST
This is for your note, but dont write him untill he is arrested alive, i will like to see him arrestd alive, This man is the one empowering the boko haram with ammunition. let him test from his product.

419Eater is my life Joined: 28 Jun 2013 Posts: 274

I love it when they express moral outrage. Way to go!

Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2014 7:50 pm

Mad Chemist writes back mocking the Ghana Government

Quote:

From: MAD CHEMIST
To: "LAD
Cc: FAKE GHANA GOVT

Dear so-called "Government" of Ghana,

Tell me, do you even have an air force? And if so, do you use the same ancient, barely air-worthy planes as your friends in the NAF?

Before arresting me, you might call your Nigerian ally, Jonathan Goodluck and see if he needs help finding those 200-plus women he seems to have misplaced.

Ironically, Lad calls Chemist a "criminal"..and asks for forgiveness

Quote:

On 2014-07-14 15:29, LAD wrote:
you must be a criminal, bring my baby back to me, honestly advice her to apologise, all what i am saying is a big joke, forgive me if i hurt you with the words, i have just receive my passport and account is released oh i am so happy, listen forget all what i am saying is only a joke, but that does not mean i am afraid of boko. if Ghana army is provoked there will be no more boko haram in this our sub region and you will be in bad market. tell Lovely Assistant that i love her all my abuse and insult is just a joke.

Quote:

Sent: Monday, July 14, 2014 at 10:24 PM
From: MAD CHEMIST
To: "LAD

LAD,
Your note does not make any sense. What is your point?

CHEMIST

Quote:

I will be in Bahrain any moment from now if the Nigerian government conclude arrangement, the government of Bahrain, can you be able to see me if i come?, This your business of supplying arms to Boko haram has to be stop with immediate effect, BOKO-BUD is on the search by the Nigeria federal resue team, i just mean to stop all this evil activities, For your information the wife of the Bahrain Prince is fron Ghana and she has been contacted on this your activities, so therefore your end has come.

Mad Chemist mocks the Nigerian government....

Quote:

From: CHEMIST
To: LAD

LAD,

Is this Nigerian Federal Rescue team the same one that has been tasked with finding the missing women? I am thinking these men would have a hard time finding Ghana itself, let alone 7 men who have crossed into Ghana.

Meanwhile, explain your earlier note to me please. What was a joke and what is serious?

Quote:

From: LAD
To: Chemist
ok good as 7 men has cross to Ghana waiting for there action.

Quote:

Sent: Wednesday, July 16, 2014 at 7:41 PM
From: CHEMIST
To: LAD

Is this the man you think can stop us? Goodluck Jonathan, President of the so-called government of Nigeria...

"You are no doubt cognisant of the on-going and serious security challenges which the nation is facing as typified by the Boko-Haram terrorist threat... For this reason, I seek the concurrence of the National Assembly for external borrowing of not more than $1 billion."

He wants an extra billion dollars to fight us. Smile

Good luck, Goodluck.

Hahaha

Quote:

From: LAD
To: Chemist

You what why not come down and part of the operation, you can not be in bahrain and start to give order to this big fool BOKO-BUD to destroy his country and he is acting as a big fool, my address this bastard give to you is real, i am waiting for them, if they have heart let them come, i cant leak my secret to you again, A nonetity like you is insulting a present of a nation. Jesse you are joking with your life you know.

Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2014 8:08 pm

Meanwhile, Boko Haram contacts the lad

Quote:

Sunday, July 13, 2014 at 11:00 PM
From: BOKO-BUD
To: LAD
Subject: Is for you!

Boy,

Listen now, this for you. Jesse tell me let you know I can do with you
now.

Attached to this note is footage Boko took during the attack on Abuja. I added a particularly creepy sounding voice over from another Boko video where Abubakar Shekau goes on about Nigeria, Jihad, etc. and rounded it off with Duckling's soundboard of a Nigerian saying "boko haram is coming to your country"

Usually I would not put in effort for a lad video but 1. Boko did most of the work anyway and 2. I figured I could use this again when convenient. LOLz

If anyone else wants it, let me know.

Quote:

From LAD
To BOKO-BUD
Do with me what, You think so.

A couple days later, BOKO-BUD sends this...

Quote:

From: BOKO-BUD
To: LAD

Subject: WHICH IS YOU?

WHICH IS YOU? AM ON WAY NOW. OK.

Attached are arial photos (thx Bing Maps LOL) of houses for the address he gave mocked up to look like they're satellite photos. A school near by is marked "potential target"

Quote:

You are just a stupid idiot, who only know how to kill innocent souls and get joy in doing that, i promise you, your end will come as Osama Binlad, try and do any nonsense in Ghana, and you will see the end of boko haram. Ghana is not Nigeria where you people keep on killing innocent souls, Barbarian, your attached does not make any sense to me, you will face same soon.

It's on now. He's just insulted "Osama Binland".

Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2014 10:10 pm

Lovely Assistant talks to Lad who is on his high-horse. He's not fond of Boko Haram. Lovely is pretty clueless over the whole thing...

https://soundcloud.com/themadchemist-911/lovelyassistantvslad

https://soundcloud.com/themadchemist-911/recording-140717140949

Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2014 2:52 am

Great job! He's terrified! I can't believe that he would throw down with AQ & BH like that, all because he can't let a woman win a fight. Rolling Eyes

Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2014 1:16 pm

The phone calls worked... he's back on the hook with Lovely Assistant. Even has the nerve to ask her for money again. Silly lad.

Quote:

On 2014-07-18 03:45 PM, LAD wrote:

Hello dear,
Thanks a lot for your calls last night, this shows that after all the misunderstanding we come to understand, tell me the way forward, you know i really love you and want to make family with you.

What is your purpose of your coming to london, and again what do you think about this group you joined, are you going ahead with them, in my own honest opinion i don't want to belong to that organisation any more, quitely and gentlely pull out, this is my humble desire.

That sounds a little sexual... Shocked

The police has release my passport but my bank account is not yet release but will be release soon, if you will like send me that request of mine that cause problem and misunderstanding between us i need it, it is not force if only you wish send it if not no cause for alarm.

What i have experience is that nothing can separate us. i am for you if we can have this heated quarrel and still come back together, is from God so pls remove anything that is hurting you from your heart of heart and lets be together as one again, for me your call has settle all my anger, hope to hear from you as before.

Love you baby.
Regards,
LAD

Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2014 8:33 pm

And the saga continues...

Quote:

Sent: Saturday, July 19, 2014 at 5:00 AM
From: LOVELY ASSISTANT
To: LAD
Subject: Update...
Lad,

How are you? I asked Mad Chemist if he could talk to BOKO-BUD but he told me that BOKO-BUD ended up having to leave Ghana for some operation back up in Northern Nigeria. I think Chemist is over it anyway. Just wanted you to know. I hope you are OK and life is good for you. You can write to me any time.

Quote:

On 2014-07-19 03:54 PM, Lad wrote:

Dear Lovely Assistant,
Thanks for your mail and i am fine, it is good that Boko-Bud decided to go back to Nigeria where it is easy for him to operate that nonsense thing they do in Nigeria which he sees is not possible here in Ghana, In Ghana police is in every corner of the street, so if he try to plant bomb the way they do in Nigerian, he will be caught and kill before the bomb will explod, if at all he can succeed only once and he must be caught alive, that is what happen to him, he has come to see the impossibilities and went back, and dear i promise you that of Nigeria will definitely stop one day, my dear, nobody who does this kind of thing that last long for life, all of them have short life. so stay fine and enjoy your day, always think about us.
love you.
Emmanuel

Lovely Assistant asks Lad not to mention the operation she had told him was going to happen in advance.... considering it's all over the news LOL.

Quote:

Lad,

Hi. How is your day going today? I am having a good day. I went shopping earlier for some new clothes and I also relaxed with a good book. Will probably stay in tonight. What about you? What are you up to? Hey, do you remember when I told you when we talked that Chemist was excited about some operation that was going to happen Friday morning? Don't mention this to anyone ok? I found out what it was. Sad

Lovely Assistant
Research & Development
AQAP - Inspiration through Knowledge and Discovery

Posted: Sun Jul 20, 2014 12:02 am

Quote:

Is this Nigerian Federal Rescue team the same one that has been tasked with finding the missing women? I am thinking these men would have a hard time finding Ghana itself...

Oh, the irony! (...and probably a lot of truth also).

Posted: Sun Jul 20, 2014 5:32 pm

He is sweating now...

Quote:

From LAD
To Lovely Assistant

My dear sorry for the late reply, the network was too bad yesterday, i hope you are doing fine, i am ok today only waiting for Boko-Bud to come and kill me, i am happy that you are in your best of mind.

My dear whatever Mad Chemist and B-Bud think that is their own cup of tea, no one can kill only my God will do that, take care of yourself ok love you.

Lad.

Lovely Assistant as silly as ever writes back...

Quote:

Lad,

I am happy to hear that you are ok. When I didn't hear from you, I was worried. Mad Chemist doesn't really tell me about things in advance. At least not in detail. So, anyway, what did you do to today? I did not do that much. Went shopping for some things to take with me when I travel. That's about it. And I'm reading a really good book about birds.

Lovely Assistant

AQAP Research & Development
AQAP - Inspiration through Knowledge and Discovery

Posted: Sun Jul 20, 2014 7:57 pm

Just wonderful Laughing

Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2014 8:32 pm

More between Lad and the Lovely Assistant

Quote:

On 2014-07-21 02:01 AM, Lad wrote:

Wow you again i am glad too to see your mail, it worried me a lot when i try to open your mail and it is taking long time to open due to network, sometime it will not open. but thank God that after all the delay it opened, you keep on shoping alone dear nothing for me, is it good, so you dont know if you shop 2 for yourself you shop 1 for your darling, or are you , loving you is a duty again brought up not to shop for a man, well i am just joking. today i went for swiming and i was good. loving you is duty that must be done. regards, Lad

.

Lovely Assistant is excited about her new job.

Quote:

From Lovely Assistant
To Lad
Hi. I'm about to go to bed (I stayed up too late tonight! Smile

) and I saw your note. How did everything end up with your work and everything? Are you going back to the USA any time soon or staying in Ghana? Tomorrow I am going to participate in the Monday calls Mad Chemist has with each of our regions. He does them one after another so I will be on the phone a lot! It will be good though because I did not sit in on those calls before. I am sure I will learn a lot.

Quote:

On 2014-07-21 03:26 PM, Lad wrote:

Hello dear i hope you are good, pls dont be telling me about Mad Chemist. To me he is not a good man, my work is on, will be in America soon, i know you have my American number, if i am about to go i will let you know ok. have a nice day, love you.

Quote:

From Lovely Assistant
To Lad

Hi. How is your day going today? My day is good. Very busy but challenging and I'm learning a lot. When do you think you will go to America? I am leaving for Baharin soon too. We will be on opposite sides of the world.

Quote:

On 2014-07-21 05:11 PM, Lad wrote:

Dear Lovely Assistant,
Yes i am doing good, happy to hear your day is good too, my going to America will be soon will inform you as soon as i am set.
our being in the opposit side of the world is what you want or desire, what will i do than to support you as is your wish. what i believe in life, is if you belong to me i will have you.
Stay cool,
Lad.

Quote:

From Lovely Assistant
To Lad

I do not want us to be a world apart but if you are in the USA and I am in Bahrain what can we do? Sad

Lovely

Quote:

From Lad:
Dear that is the question you need to answer.

Quote:

From Lovely Assistant
I don't know how to answer it. You know I can't live in the USA or Ghana...

Lad still wants her to move to Ghana.

Quote:

On 2014-07-21 07:27 PM, Lad wrote:

Well dear i believe you have the answer, if you can not live in USA and Ghana i dont know where you can live, Nothing is wrong with you living in ghana, but we can decide where to live in future, In ghana nobody knows you as anything, you are free in ghana my dear.

Lovely Assistant has a valid concern here...

Quote:

Lad,
But I can not keep my job if I live in Ghana. You said they do not like Al Qaeda there... Sad

Lovely

He proposes Shocked

-Mind he was threatening to have her killed a week ago. This is a very dysfunctional relationship.

Quote:

Lovely Assistant,
You can keep your job dear you only pay me visit and maybe we get married in Ghana and you can live any where you wish to work no problem think about it ok.
love you.

Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2014 1:39 pm

This is still going on....
Lad is still communicating with Lovely Assistant and has opened a new Skype under a new name (he had five under the old one -lol).

[7/22/14, 12:59:24 PM] Lovely Assistant Who is this?
[7/22/14, 1:00:33 PM] LAD/New Name: this LAD
[7/22/14, 1:01:40 PM] LAD/New Name: Lovely this is LAD your darling
[7/22/14, 1:11:13 PM] Lovely Assistant ?
[7/22/14, 1:12:05 PM] Lovely Assistant LAD?
[7/22/14, 1:13:02 PM] Lovely Assistant LAD? That you?
[7/22/14, 1:13:06 PM] Lovely Assistant It’s Lovely.
[7/22/14, 1:15:34 PM] LAD/New Name: yes
[7/22/14, 1:15:46 PM] LAD/New Name: LAD

[7/22/14, 1:17:29 PM] LAD/New Name: yes is me dont worry my dear
[7/22/14, 1:17:32 PM] Lovely Assistant Hi. How are you?
[7/22/14, 1:17:51 PM] LAD/New Name: i am doing great and you
[7/22/14, 1:18:28 PM] Lovely Assistant I am doing really good. Thanks.
[7/22/14, 1:18:34 PM] Lovely Assistant Who is LAD New Name?
[7/22/14, 1:19:27 PM] LAD/New Name: LAD New Name is what i choose to bear
[7/22/14, 1:19:35 PM] Lovely Assistant Oh. How come?
[7/22/14, 1:20:36 PM] LAD/New Name: i am not yet confidence to tell you about me

Lad changes his "name"

[7/22/14, 1:20:47 PM] Lovely Assistant I do not understand
[7/22/14, 1:20:50 PM] Lovely Assistant What do you mean?
[7/22/14, 1:21:02 PM] Lovely Assistant You can tell me anything.
[7/22/14, 1:21:56 PM] LAD/New Name: This is the name i choose to bear now, the picture is my real self
[7/22/14, 1:22:09 PM] Lovely Assistant Did you change your name?
[7/22/14, 1:22:31 PM] LAD/New Name: i only change my name
[7/22/14, 1:22:54 PM] LAD/New Name: yes
[7/22/14, 1:23:30 PM] Lovely Assistant Wow. That is a big move. How come?
[7/22/14, 1:24:26 PM] LAD/New Name: Dear this is me and the real picture of mine and my job

He's in the army now...

[7/22/14, 1:25:09 PM] LAD/New Name: i am officer in army
[7/22/14, 1:25:31 PM] Lovely Assistant What do you mean?
[7/22/14, 1:25:38 PM] Lovely Assistant Aren’t you in the gold business?
[7/22/14, 1:26:09 PM] LAD/New Name: i am versatal in business
[7/22/14, 1:26:17 PM] Lovely Assistant Ah. That makes sense.

[7/22/14, 1:26:32 PM] Lovely Assistant Why were you going to get involved in AQ though. Isn’t that against the law?
[7/22/14, 1:27:25 PM] LAD/New Name: i never mean to join i just want to arrest Jesse and BH-Bud
[7/22/14, 1:27:43 PM] Lovely Assistant What about me?
[7/22/14, 1:27:47 PM] LAD/New Name: pls keep it still secret
[7/22/14, 1:28:17 PM] LAD/New Name: you are my darling, i must safe you.
[7/22/14, 1:29:23 PM] Lovely Assistant I won’t tell anyone. Don’t worry.

Your friends will die...but you will be safe

[7/22/14, 1:29:47 PM] Lovely Assistant I don’t think the Nigerian government will do anything about BH-Bud though. Did you see what happened in Damboa?
[7/22/14, 1:30:45 PM] LAD/New Name: There is time for everything, they can bomb but one da it will end
[7/22/14, 1:31:53 PM] LAD/New Name: There is time to die and time to live but you are save honestly
[7/22/14, 1:32:26 PM] Lovely Assistant Yes. I think it’s important to be honest.

Nevertheless, no need to mention my new name to your AQ pals, ok?

[7/22/14, 1:32:58 PM] Lovely Assistant Do I call you Muhammed or LAD?
[7/22/14, 1:33:25 PM] LAD/New Name: Stil call me LAD
[7/22/14, 1:33:36 PM] Lovely Assistant ok. Smile

[7/22/14, 1:34:12 PM] Lovely Assistant Did you change your name because of Jesse?
[7/22/14, 1:34:54 PM] LAD/New Name: let him remain knowing me as LAD
[7/22/14, 1:35:18 PM] Lovely Assistant I do not talk about you to him.

[7/22/14, 1:35:33 PM] LAD/New Name: but this is the secret name between you and me
[7/22/14, 1:36:08 PM] LAD/New Name: Good you are a darling, dont tell him anything ok

[7/22/14, 1:37:02 PM] Lovely Assistant I won’t. I’m learning a lot about him now that I work in the same group. The ladies talk. lol
[7/22/14, 1:38:13 PM] LAD/New Name: I know that place is not good for you, she will surely kill you if you misbehave
[7/22/14, 1:38:34 PM] Lovely Assistant They won’t kill me. It’s ok. Besides, I do not plan on misbehaving. lol
[7/22/14, 1:39:05 PM] LAD/New Name: Ok that alright
[7/22/14, 1:39:22 PM] LAD/New Name: i wish good
[7/22/14, 1:39:41 PM] Lovely Assistant All of the operations need Chemist's products so no one would ever try to attack him or anyone who works for him.
[7/22/14, 1:39:48 PM] Lovely Assistant Besides, I think they’re a little scared of him.

[7/22/14, 1:39:55 PM] LAD/New Name: dont misbehave ok
[7/22/14, 1:40:04 PM] Lovely Assistant heehee… no, I won’t.

[7/22/14, 1:43:10 PM] LAD/New Name: yes those who work with him may not like to harm because they get some out of him bt that is different story, if you get the head of the operation the rest will run
[7/22/14, 1:45:53 PM] LAD/New Name: He is the life line of BH because he supplys them arms, when he caught BH will end, and the innocent children will be free
[7/22/14, 1:46:42 PM] LAD/New Name: everything is undayway
[7/22/14, 1:46:55 PM] Lovely Assistant He works with our other groups too. Not just BH. He works in Somalia, Iraq, all over. It is interesting but strange.
[7/22/14, 1:47:56 PM] Lovely Assistant His lab is really well guarded because of all of the weapons there. Which is good for me if I ever work there, because I won’t have to worry about other people coming for me.
[7/22/14, 1:48:50 PM] LAD/New Name: Ok good, if he is stopped all other group will stop

^
Apparently, all that is needed to bring down the global AQ network is to arrest one chemist. Who knew?

[7/22/14, 1:49:48 PM] Lovely Assistant How so?
[7/22/14, 1:49:51 PM] LAD/New Name: Are you in Bahrain now or stil in london
[7/22/14, 1:49:57 PM] Lovely Assistant So you don’t like any AQ group?
[7/22/14, 1:50:10 PM] Lovely Assistant I am in London still.
[7/22/14, 1:50:42 PM] LAD/New Name: ok be there, you will know hen everything is over for Chemist
[7/22/14, 1:51:20 PM] Lovely Assistant LAD, I think it’s great that you want to do good, but be careful. You do not know all of the things that Chemist is involved in.
[7/22/14, 1:52:14 PM] Lovely Assistant The USA has a bounty on his head. Let them handle it. Also, if I am there I’ll get hurt if Ghana gets involved. You don’t want that.
[7/22/14, 1:53:53 PM] LAD/New Name: That is why i want you to pls remain in london at this moment, yes we are working with the American, will be through soon

[7/22/14, 1:54:07 PM] Lovely Assistant Why do you want to stop him so bad? I just started my new job.
[7/22/14, 1:54:38 PM] LAD/New Name: He is not doing a good work for the humanity
[7/22/14, 1:55:11 PM] Lovely Assistant But, LAD, you only see part of what AQ does. We do a lot of good too.

[7/22/14, 1:55:11 PM] LAD/New Name: ok you mean you are in Bahrain?
[7/22/14, 1:55:18 PM] Lovely Assistant I am not in Bahrain yet.
[7/22/14, 1:55:37 PM] LAD/New Name: so where are you working now
[7/22/14, 1:56:08 PM] Lovely Assistant In London.
[7/22/14, 1:56:50 PM] LAD/New Name: if you can stay there and work fine, but dont go to Bahrain yet
[7/22/14, 1:57:33 PM] LAD/New Name: i am not seeing your picture
[7/22/14, 1:57:51 PM] Lovely Assistant Because I didn’t put it up on Skype. I can send it to you.
[7/22/14, 1:57:55 PM] Lovely Assistant What to see?
[7/22/14, 1:58:17 PM] LAD/New Name: pls do dear send me your picture
[7/22/14, 1:59:07 PM] Lovely Assistant I just did Smile

[7/22/14, 1:59:15 PM] Lovely Assistant Do you really hate all of AQ?
[7/22/14, 2:00:14 PM] LAD/New Name: If i said no it is because of you
^
awwwww

[7/22/14, 2:01:59 PM] LAD/New Name: i dont hate all the AQ those who are doing the good thing not those who are making arms to kill innocent ones.
[7/22/14, 2:02:21 PM] Lovely Assistant Smile

I’m glad you don’t hate me.
[7/22/14, 2:02:41 PM] Lovely Assistant There is a lot of good in AQ. People helping others with medicine, food, fighting corrupt governments.
[7/22/14, 2:02:56 PM] LAD/New Name: wwhy must i hate the flesh of my flesh Shocked

[7/22/14, 2:03:40 PM] LAD/New Name: on that yes those ones are doing good job

[7/22/14, 2:04:37 PM] Lovely Assistant You know I’m a good person, right?
[7/22/14, 2:04:42 PM] Lovely Assistant I care about people a lot.
[7/22/14, 2:05:42 PM] LAD/New Name: yes i know you care for people really but the bad ones has to go
[7/22/14, 2:05:58 PM] LAD/New Name: your picture pls
[7/22/14, 2:07:16 PM] Lovely Assistant You didn’t get it in your email?
[7/22/14, 2:07:21 PM] Lovely Assistant Check again?
[7/22/14, 2:08:03 PM] LAD/New Name: ok you send it in my mail right i will check
[7/22/14, 2:10:41 PM] Lovely Assistant I already sent it.
[7/22/14, 2:10:44 PM] Lovely Assistant Do you have it?
[7/22/14, 2:11:23 PM] LAD/New Name: i am stil searching to open my box
[7/22/14, 2:11:57 PM] Lovely Assistant I will send it again. One moment.
[7/22/14, 2:12:15 PM] LAD/New Name: ok dear
[7/22/14, 2:12:21 PM] Lovely Assistant I sent it to this address: [email protected]
[7/22/14, 2:12:28 PM] Lovely Assistant It is called Lovely.png.
^
Sent him a picture of a hot, female, rapist

blah blah - technical difficulties

[7/22/14, 2:12:45 PM] LAD/New Name: yes i will see it
[7/22/14, 2:13:31 PM] LAD/New Name: it is still opening
[7/22/14, 2:14:00 PM] Lovely Assistant ok Smile

[7/22/14, 2:14:12 PM] Lovely Assistant That’s me in Miami. At the beach.
[7/22/14, 2:14:42 PM] LAD/New Name: oh i can not wait to see it
[7/22/14, 2:14:57 PM] Lovely Assistant Smile

[7/22/14, 2:15:32 PM] LAD/New Name: not yet open
[7/22/14, 2:16:47 PM] Lovely Assistant Really?
[7/22/14, 2:16:52 PM] Lovely Assistant Is your system working?
[7/22/14, 2:17:37 PM] LAD/New Name: your attached is not opening, yes my system is working
[7/22/14, 2:19:35 PM] Lovely Assistant strange.
[7/22/14, 2:19:48 PM] Lovely Assistant Hold on. I’ll change my profile pic here...
[7/22/14, 2:20:14 PM] LAD/New Name: ok
[7/22/14, 2:20:24 PM] Lovely Assistant ok. It should be updating now
[7/22/14, 2:21:05 PM] Lovely Assistant Can you see me?
[7/22/14, 2:21:22 PM] LAD/New Name: not yet
[7/22/14, 2:21:40 PM] Lovely Assistant Strange. Everything works on my computer.
[7/22/14, 2:21:45 PM] Lovely Assistant Do you want to talk on video?
[7/22/14, 2:22:21 PM] LAD/New Name: yes try that
[7/22/14, 2:23:12 PM] LAD/New Name: Call started
[7/22/14, 2:23:41 PM] Lovely Assistant Call ended 29 seconds
[7/22/14, 2:23:52 PM] Lovely Assistant Were you there?
[7/22/14, 2:23:57 PM] Lovely Assistant I could not hear or see you
[7/22/14, 2:24:02 PM] Lovely Assistant Could you hear or see me?
[7/22/14, 2:24:04 PM] LAD/New Name: yes dear
[7/22/14, 2:24:08 PM] Lovely Assistant I could not hear you.
[7/22/14, 2:24:45 PM] LAD/New Name: i can not see you i can not hear you, maybe my computer is bad
[7/22/14, 2:26:08 PM] Lovely Assistant That’s too bad. But when it is working you will be able to see my picture. Smile

Know what? You're hot. Guess your being in AQ isn't a deal breaker.

[7/22/14, 2:26:58 PM] LAD/New Name: yes now i can see my pretty baby
[7/22/14, 2:27:40 PM] LAD/New Name: you look cute
[7/22/14, 2:28:28 PM] LAD/New Name: i will prefer to see you full
[7/22/14, 2:28:44 PM] Lovely Assistant Smile

I am so glad you think so!
[7/22/14, 2:29:50 PM] LAD/New Name: oh i am so glad i see you
[7/22/14, 2:30:16 PM] Lovely Assistant Smile

[7/22/14, 2:30:33 PM] LAD/New Name: i am looking forward when i will have you on my arm
[7/22/14, 2:30:41 PM] Lovely Assistant You are very nice.

[7/22/14, 2:31:41 PM] LAD/New Name: ok dear you said you desire to work with AQ go ahead but be very careful
[7/22/14, 2:32:44 PM] Lovely Assistant I will. I’m always careful. If I didn’t think I could do good for people I wouldn’t work here. I hope you know this.
[7/22/14, 2:33:45 PM] LAD/New Name: yes i am understanding it now
[7/22/14, 2:34:20 PM] Lovely Assistant Smile

[7/22/14, 2:35:41 PM] LAD/New Name: (think)
[7/22/14, 2:42:12 PM] Lovely Assistant heehee
[7/22/14, 2:42:18 PM] Lovely Assistant That smily is cute.
[7/22/14, 2:43:06 PM] LAD/New Name: yes i know
[7/22/14, 2:46:41 PM] LAD/New Name: Are you still there
[7/22/14, 2:46:54 PM] Lovely Assistant Yep. Went and grabbed a soda.
[7/22/14, 2:46:57 PM] Lovely Assistant Back now.

[7/22/14, 2:47:24 PM] LAD/New Name: ok good, do you smoke
[7/22/14, 2:47:48 PM] LAD/New Name: for grabbing a sada
[7/22/14, 2:47:56 PM] LAD/New Name: soda
[7/22/14, 2:48:35 PM] Lovely Assistant No. I don’t smoke.
[7/22/14, 2:48:48 PM] Lovely Assistant Do you?
[7/22/14, 2:49:05 PM] LAD/New Name: ok good you only drink soda water not
[7/22/14, 2:49:21 PM] Lovely Assistant Coke
[7/22/14, 2:49:28 PM] LAD/New Name: i dont smoke but i smoke before
[7/22/14, 2:49:43 PM] Lovely Assistant I think a lot of people try it when they are younger.
[7/22/14, 2:50:34 PM] LAD/New Name: yes i stop smoking 15yrs ago
[7/22/14, 2:50:58 PM] Lovely Assistant That’s good.
[7/22/14, 2:51:01 PM] Lovely Assistant It’s bad for you.
[7/22/14, 2:51:28 PM] LAD/New Name: yes is not good at last
[7/22/14, 3:00:57 PM] Lovely Assistant I agree.

[7/22/14, 3:01:32 PM] Lovely Assistant Well, I better go. Talk to you soon. Smile

[7/22/14, 3:02:08 PM] LAD/New Name: ok my :*
[7/22/14, 3:02:22 PM] Lovely Assistant <3

Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2014 2:21 am

Scaredy Lad is back chatting up the lovely assistant. It's time for the two lovebirds to meet. But where? She wants to meet in Borno, but he's hesitant on account of Boko Haram wanting him dead. He wants to meet in Ghana, but she's hesitant on account of AQ not being welcome. Can they find another place to meet? Of course they can.

The love is back...

[7/25/14, 1:14:54 PM] Lad: Hi
[7/25/14, 1:15:23 PM] Lad: are you there
[7/25/14, 1:15:52 PM] Lovely Assistant: Hi. How are you today?
[7/25/14, 1:16:17 PM] Lad: i am good and you
[7/25/14, 1:16:35 PM] Lad: missing you
[7/25/14, 1:16:50 PM] Lovely Assistant: awww. that is nice Smile

[7/25/14, 1:17:19 PM] Lad: i tried to call your number yesterday but not working

[7/25/14, 1:17:54 PM] Lad: are you stil in london or in Bahrain
[7/25/14, 1:18:01 PM] Lovely Assistant: London.
[7/25/14, 1:18:20 PM] Lad: ok but why your number is not going
[7/25/14, 1:18:36 PM] Lad: i mean the london number
[7/25/14, 1:18:43 PM] Lovely Assistant: I don’t know.
[7/25/14, 1:18:47 PM] Lovely Assistant: It was working for me.
[7/25/14, 1:19:11 PM] Lad: why is it only working for you
[7/25/14, 1:19:55 PM] Lad: is it a magic number

[7/25/14, 1:20:55 PM] Lad: baby there is something you are not telling me
[7/25/14, 1:21:14 PM] Lad: can you be honest to me
[7/25/14, 1:21:54 PM] Lovely Assistant: lol There is nothing to tell.
[7/25/14, 1:22:05 PM] Lovely Assistant: You are always worrying. How come?
[7/25/14, 1:22:57 PM] Lad: ok you mean i should not worry for you
[7/25/14, 1:24:33 PM] Lovely Assistant: No, just that you don’t need to worry so much. I am ok.
[7/25/14, 1:25:04 PM] Lad: ok if you say so
[7/25/14, 1:27:10 PM] Lovely Assistant: I am ok. How are you?
[7/25/14, 1:29:42 PM] Lad: good

[7/25/14, 1:30:41 PM] Lad: and you i know already
[7/25/14, 1:31:25 PM] Lovely Assistant: What are you doing for the weekend?
[7/25/14, 1:32:56 PM] Lad: I will be going swiming with some friends tomorow and on sunday i will be in church
[7/25/14, 1:33:20 PM] Lad: and you
[7/25/14, 1:33:52 PM] Lovely Assistant: Probably buy some books I’ve been meaning to read. Get together with some new friends here.
[7/25/14, 1:33:59 PM] Lad: i wish you come around and we enjoy all this together
[7/25/14, 1:34:25 PM] Lovely Assistant: I’m still scared to come to Ghana
[7/25/14, 1:35:44 PM] Lad: Nothing will happen to you dear in Ghana there many white ladies and men in ghana moving freely and enjoying there stay.
[7/25/14, 1:36:03 PM] Lovely Assistant: I’m not scared because I am white.
[7/25/14, 1:36:28 PM] Lad: why are you scared?
[7/25/14, 1:37:06 PM] Lovely Assistant: I just don’t think it’s a good idea I go there. I know they don’t like where I work.
[7/25/14, 1:38:04 PM] Lad: Nobody cares where you work if not me and you
[7/25/14, 1:39:09 PM] Lad: common you dont wear where you work on your face, BH-Bud comes to Ghana and moves around and move back to Nigeria

[7/25/14, 1:39:27 PM] Lovely Assistant: Yeah, but that’s BH-Bud. I’m not like him. lol
[7/25/14, 1:39:35 PM] Lovely Assistant: And he travels with a bunch of armed men
[7/25/14, 1:39:47 PM] Lad: And i will be the last person to say it to anyone i promise

Let's meet! But not in Ghana. On Safari.

[7/25/14, 1:39:55 PM] Lovely Assistant: Maybe we could meet in Nigeria?
[7/25/14, 1:40:16 PM] Lad: Really
[7/25/14, 1:40:24 PM] Lovely Assistant: Yeah. I would feel safer.
[7/25/14, 1:40:41 PM] Lad: BH-Bud dont come in to Ghana with arms
[7/25/14, 1:40:58 PM] Lovely Assistant: What do you mean?
[7/25/14, 1:41:29 PM] Lad: i mean BH-Bud dont come in ghana with arms
[7/25/14, 1:41:53 PM] Lad: if he does that he will be arrested
[7/25/14, 1:42:11 PM] Lovely Assistant: I don’t think he wants to go back to Ghana. He is really busy in Nigeria.
[7/25/14, 1:42:21 PM] Lad: why do you choose nigerian as our point of meeting
[7/25/14, 1:42:32 PM] Lovely Assistant: I think it would be safer for me than Ghana.

[7/25/14, 1:42:56 PM] Lad: Busy killing innocent people
[7/25/14, 1:43:02 PM] Lovely Assistant: BH-Bud?
[7/25/14, 1:43:22 PM] Lad: ok good where do you want us to meet
[7/25/14, 1:43:59 PM] Lovely Assistant: Maiduguri?
[7/25/14, 1:44:27 PM] Lad: i heard they killed 39 people last 2 days
[7/25/14, 1:44:36 PM] Lovely Assistant: Something like that.
[7/25/14, 1:44:44 PM] Lovely Assistant: And Damboa last week.
[7/25/14, 1:44:52 PM] Lad: great ehh

Let's meet in Maiduguri - paradise of northeast Nigeria

[7/25/14, 1:45:32 PM] Lad: why do you want us to meet in maiduguru
[7/25/14, 1:45:49 PM] Lovely Assistant: Because I won’t get arrested there.
[7/25/14, 1:46:35 PM] Lad: Have you committed an offence to be arrested
[7/25/14, 1:46:47 PM] Lovely Assistant: It is illegal to work where I work in Ghana.
[7/25/14, 1:47:34 PM] Lad: Do you carry about your you work on your fourhead
[7/25/14, 1:47:48 PM] Lovely Assistant: lol no
[7/25/14, 1:47:54 PM] Lovely Assistant: but you know people find out these things
[7/25/14, 1:48:07 PM] Lad: so why must someone arrest you
[7/25/14, 1:48:37 PM] Lovely Assistant: It would be a big chance to me to take.
[7/25/14, 1:49:05 PM] Lad: unless you come to Ghana and tell people that you are AQ
[7/25/14, 1:49:42 PM] Lad: if not nobody will arrest you, ghana is is peaceful
[7/25/14, 1:50:16 PM] Lovely Assistant: You said there are police everywhere and they watch you
[7/25/14, 1:51:00 PM] Lad: Police is everywhere guiding people doing their normal business

Lad promptly forgets that he is supposed to be in the Ghana army

[7/25/14, 1:51:41 PM] Lad: the case i have with them is over
[7/25/14, 1:51:58 PM] Lad: i am a free man now
[7/25/14, 1:52:05 PM] Lovely Assistant: that is good
[7/25/14, 1:52:43 PM] Lad: so there is no way they will see us and embarrass me
[7/25/14, 1:53:00 PM] Lad: or us
[7/25/14, 1:53:58 PM] Lad: let me know how serious you are about you meeting me
[7/25/14, 1:54:17 PM] Lovely Assistant: I am but you have made me scared of Ghana
[7/25/14, 1:54:23 PM] Lovely Assistant: Why not just meet in Nigeria?
[7/25/14, 1:54:26 PM] Lovely Assistant: Safer
[7/25/14, 1:55:11 PM] Lad: to meet you where the BH is functioning, maybe you want to kill me
[7/25/14, 1:55:34 PM] Lovely Assistant: lol why would I want to kill you?
[7/25/14, 1:56:01 PM] Lad: if you are thinking like that lets forget
[7/25/14, 1:56:47 PM] Lovely Assistant: ?

[7/25/14, 1:57:56 PM] Lad: maidugri is not the only Nigerian state, Nigeria has 36 states if you like we can meet in other states
[7/25/14, 1:58:30 PM] Lad: Maidugri is the poorist state in Nigeria
[7/25/14, 1:59:47 PM] Lad: baby i think you are not serious with what i am asking you.
[7/25/14, 2:01:25 PM] Lovely Assistant: I’ve never been to Nigeria.
[7/25/14, 2:01:40 PM] Lovely Assistant: I just know Chemist went to that city before.
[7/25/14, 2:01:59 PM] Lovely Assistant: I am just trying to think where it would be safe. It doesn’t have to be luxury, just safe.
[7/25/14, 2:02:44 PM] Lad: You are not safe in maidugri ok
[7/25/14, 2:03:44 PM] Lad: Nigeria is united state of Africa, e have many safe place in Nigerian
[7/25/14, 2:04:22 PM] Lad: we have many safe state in nigeria
[7/25/14, 2:04:57 PM] Lovely Assistant: ok
[7/25/14, 2:05:07 PM] Lovely Assistant: I don’t know a lot about Nigeria.
[7/25/14, 2:05:21 PM] Lad: maidugri is the worst state so far destroyed by BH

[7/25/14, 2:06:32 PM] Lad: yes i know nigeria has many safe state where if BH do their killing nobody hear about it
[7/25/14, 2:09:16 PM] Lad: if you are intersted in our meeting makeup your mind and let me know, nothing will harm you in Ghana even in Nigeria, there are many states BH can never visit
[7/25/14, 2:10:04 PM] Lad: We can get married in Nigerian or Ghana
[7/25/14, 2:10:21 PM] Lad: anywhere you wish
[7/25/14, 2:14:50 PM] Lovely Assistant: sorry… I got up for a sec. Back now and reading your note Smile

[7/25/14, 2:15:41 PM] Lovely Assistant: BH won’t hurt me. They need Chemist. It’s ok. But I don’t want to go the poorest city. I agree with you.
[7/25/14, 2:15:44 PM] Lovely Assistant: What about Abuja?
[7/28/14, 9:35:29 AM] Lovely Assistant: hi. How come you keep changing your skype?

Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2014 2:39 am

Lad agrees to meet in Nigeria and Lovely Assistant has some surprising news.

[7/28/14, 1:46:08 PM] LAD: so where are you now bahrain or stil london
[7/28/14, 1:46:52 PM] Lovely Assistant: Hi. London still
[7/28/14, 1:47:22 PM] Lovely Assistant: How are you?
[7/28/14, 1:49:00 PM] LAD: ok good, i am doing great and you

[7/28/14, 1:49:24 PM] Lovely Assistant: I am good.
[7/28/14, 1:49:29 PM] Lovely Assistant: I was thinking about how we can meet
[7/28/14, 1:49:34 PM] LAD: great
[7/28/14, 1:50:28 PM] LAD: how was your day
[7/28/14, 1:51:26 PM] Lovely Assistant: It was really good.
[7/28/14, 1:52:53 PM] LAD: wow i am happy for you
[7/28/14, 1:53:05 PM] Lovely Assistant: Smile

[7/28/14, 1:53:51 PM] LAD: (nod)
[7/28/14, 1:54:41 PM] LAD: tell me how is the future gonna be
[7/28/14, 1:56:30 PM] Lovely Assistant: I am always optimistic. You know me
[7/28/14, 1:57:00 PM] LAD: how
[7/28/14, 1:57:17 PM] Lovely Assistant: I always like to things will work out great
[7/28/14, 1:58:28 PM] LAD: i mean between us

[7/28/14, 2:00:08 PM] LAD: baby you are not talking
[7/28/14, 2:01:29 PM] Lovely Assistant: Sorry
[7/28/14, 2:01:30 PM] Lovely Assistant: I am here

Let's Meet

[7/28/14, 2:01:34 PM] Lovely Assistant: I want us to meet
[7/28/14, 2:01:40 PM] Lovely Assistant: What do you think?
[7/28/14, 2:02:56 PM] Lovely Assistant: ?
[7/28/14, 2:06:51 PM] Lovely Assistant: are you still there?
[7/28/14, 3:31:54 PM] LAD: yes i am here too
[7/28/14, 3:33:33 PM] LAD: so tell me where do you want us to meet
[7/28/14, 3:34:07 PM] LAD: i need to sort you out immediately
[7/28/14, 3:35:00 PM] Lovely Assistant: I was thinking of a couple different places.
[7/28/14, 3:35:17 PM] Lovely Assistant: so you do not want anywhere in northern nigeria, right? Not Kano or anywhere.
[7/28/14, 3:36:11 PM] LAD: pls anywhere north forget
[7/28/14, 3:36:38 PM] Lovely Assistant: ok.
[7/28/14, 3:36:55 PM] Lovely Assistant: Would you want to go to Abuja?
[7/28/14, 3:37:40 PM] Lovely Assistant: What do you think?
[7/28/14, 3:38:19 PM] Lovely Assistant: or possibly Port Harcourt?
[7/28/14, 3:38:35 PM] Lovely Assistant: Those are the two possibilities I was thinking of.
[7/28/14, 3:38:39 PM] Lovely Assistant: Please tell me your thoughts.

[7/28/14, 3:42:13 PM] LAD: Who is not letting you to chat with me in the skype is it your boy friend?
[7/28/14, 3:46:34 PM] Lovely Assistant: LOL… no Skype was not working
[7/28/14, 3:46:39 PM] Lovely Assistant: I do not have a boyfriend silly
[7/28/14, 3:46:52 PM] Lovely Assistant: Why do you think I have a boyfriend?

Lad agrees to meet in Lagos

[7/28/14, 3:46:59 PM] LAD: my dear if you want my thought i will prefer Lagos or Accra
[7/28/14, 3:47:23 PM] Lovely Assistant: I won’t go to Ghana dear. Not yet. I don’t feel safe.
[7/28/14, 3:47:28 PM] Lovely Assistant: I would consider Lagos though.
[7/28/14, 3:47:35 PM] LAD: but dont worry you having a boy friend i am just joking
[7/28/14, 3:47:54 PM] Lovely Assistant: You think Lagos would work?
[7/28/14, 3:49:10 PM] LAD: i have this 2 cities Accra and Lagos, yes by the grace of God it will work, if boko haram did not kill us
[7/28/14, 3:49:28 PM] LAD: in lagos
[7/28/14, 3:49:37 PM] Lovely Assistant: Boko Haram will not kill us I promise
[7/28/14, 3:49:50 PM] Lovely Assistant: They are very happy with Chemist and our whole team right now.

[7/28/14, 3:50:22 PM] Lovely Assistant: They just had two more battles yesterday plus the operation in Cameroon. They really will not hurt us on our vacation. I promise.
[7/28/14, 3:51:54 PM] LAD: ok if you say so no shaking but we wil be very safe in accra believe you mel
[7/28/14, 3:52:20 PM] Lovely Assistant: Maybe for the next trip, but I would feel more comfortable in Nigeria first
[7/28/14, 3:52:50 PM] Lovely Assistant: I understand if you don’t want to go to the north. Lagos sounds fine to me.

[7/28/14, 3:54:12 PM] LAD: my dear i can not granttee our safety in Lagos
[7/28/14, 3:54:21 PM] Lovely Assistant: That is ok.
[7/28/14, 3:54:26 PM] LAD: why not Accra
[7/28/14, 3:54:45 PM] Lovely Assistant: For the same reason you don’t want to go to Kano or anywhere up north. I don’t feel like it is ok for me.
[7/28/14, 3:55:02 PM] Lovely Assistant: So, for the first trip let’s pick a place that is not Borno or Ghana. ok?

[7/28/14, 3:55:39 PM] Lovely Assistant: BH is really busy now because of the battles and moving into Cameroon, so they won’t bother us.
[7/28/14, 3:56:15 PM] LAD: but why should they both us
[7/28/14, 3:56:26 PM] Lovely Assistant: They will not bother us
[7/28/14, 3:56:37 PM] Lovely Assistant: They would never bother me.

[7/28/14, 3:57:25 PM] Lovely Assistant: So… Lagos?
[7/28/14, 3:57:56 PM] LAD: ok lagos

Is this a vacation or a kidnapping?

[7/28/14, 3:58:30 PM] LAD: i will pick you at the airport right
[7/28/14, 3:59:49 PM] Lovely Assistant: Smile

Yea. Yeah we could meet at airport or hotel. I have to figure out where to stay, etc.
[7/28/14, 3:59:57 PM] Lovely Assistant: This will be so much fun.
[7/28/14, 4:00:08 PM] Lovely Assistant: I want to visit soon before I move to Bahrain.
[7/28/14, 4:01:38 PM] LAD: we will not stay in a hotel
[7/28/14, 4:02:18 PM] LAD: i have a good place we will stay ok
[7/28/14, 4:04:04 PM] Lovely Assistant: oh? Where?
[7/28/14, 4:04:09 PM] Lovely Assistant: How do you know Lagos?
[7/28/14, 4:04:50 PM] LAD: Is our nest door neighbour
[7/28/14, 4:05:12 PM] Lovely Assistant: Smile

[7/28/14, 4:05:16 PM] Lovely Assistant: Where will we stay?
[7/28/14, 4:05:38 PM] LAD: we will stay in ikeja
[7/28/14, 4:06:18 PM] Lovely Assistant: But where? A hotel there?
[7/28/14, 4:07:16 PM] LAD: not a hotel if i pick you up at the airport we are going straight to my brother place
^
Does sound dodgy to anyone?

[7/28/14, 4:07:58 PM] Lovely Assistant: oh. Your brother lives there?
[7/28/14, 4:08:15 PM] LAD: o yes
[7/28/14, 4:08:29 PM] Lovely Assistant: That’s great.
[7/28/14, 4:08:42 PM] Lovely Assistant: Does he know I am in AQ though? I don’t want him not to like me.
[7/28/14, 4:09:38 PM] LAD: you will ok and in safe hand, why must he know you are in AQ
[7/28/14, 4:09:45 PM] Lovely Assistant: I don’t want him to know
[7/28/14, 4:09:50 PM] Lovely Assistant: I just didn’t know if you told him
[7/28/14, 4:10:54 PM] LAD: why must i told him your background
[7/28/14, 4:10:58 PM] Lovely Assistant: I don’t know.
[7/28/14, 4:11:01 PM] Lovely Assistant: Sometimes brothers talk
[7/28/14, 4:11:04 PM] Lovely Assistant: that’s all
[7/28/14, 4:11:06 PM] Lovely Assistant: I was just checking
[7/28/14, 4:14:07 PM] LAD: ok check but i assure you nobody know about your background, i am the one interested in and not my brother, i will only tell my brother that you are from the STATE period, we are not there for interview
[7/28/14, 4:19:37 PM] Lovely Assistant: ok

Lad changes his mind about AQ (again)

[7/28/14, 4:19:39 PM] Lovely Assistant: Smile

[7/28/14, 4:19:59 PM] Lovely Assistant: Are you still upset over AQ or is it ok now?
[7/28/14, 4:20:28 PM] Lovely Assistant: When do you want me to visit?
[7/28/14, 4:29:17 PM] Lovely Assistant: are you there?
[7/28/14, 4:29:42 PM] LAD: I am not upset anymore about AQ or boko haram since i can have you. wait let me check on the time when my money will be release so that i will be financially ok. then i will inform you ok dear
[7/28/14, 4:30:02 PM] LAD: From the bottom of my heart i love you
[7/28/14, 4:30:49 PM] Lovely Assistant: Smile

I am so glad you are not upset over AQ and Boko Haram any more. Let’s just put that all behind us. we can just be happy now
[7/28/14, 4:31:28 PM] Lovely Assistant: How come your money is not released? I thought that was all over since you talked to the government
[7/28/14, 4:34:52 PM] LAD: You see yes the money will be release, as they promise, but there some information they needed from i refuse to give them, then they hold my bank account pressing me to give the information before they will release my money, but my lawyer is fighting it out with them.
[7/28/14, 4:36:42 PM] LAD: baby you mean if Chemist hear about us he will not be angry to you and want to kill me
[7/28/14, 4:40:49 PM] Lovely Assistant: what do you mean?
[7/28/14, 4:41:12 PM] Lovely Assistant: Oh… will Chemist want to kill you mean?
[7/28/14, 4:41:37 PM] Lovely Assistant: How about we do not tell Chemist anything until after we see each other. ok?
[7/28/14, 4:42:35 PM] Lovely Assistant: \

Lad thinks about sucking it up and making amends to The Chemist

[7/28/14, 4:45:53 PM] LAD: Ok i will not tell him anything but what of he find out and wants to hurt us, unless he will not know you are coming to Lagos.
[7/28/14, 4:46:42 PM] LAD: can you avoid that
[7/28/14, 4:47:14 PM] LAD: or do i first reconcile with him
[7/28/14, 4:47:25 PM] Lovely Assistant: Chemist will never hurt me.
[7/28/14, 4:47:36 PM] Lovely Assistant: You could reconcile with him if you want to.
[7/28/14, 4:47:55 PM] Lovely Assistant: I don’t think you hate AQ in your heart, do you?
[7/28/14, 4:48:09 PM] LAD: yes i think that will be fine
[7/28/14, 4:48:41 PM] Lovely Assistant: Ok. Just remember that Chemist is very devoted to our cause. So, just don’t say anything negative about AQ or Osama or Boko, etc.
[7/28/14, 4:48:48 PM] LAD: i dont hate AQ at all
[7/28/14, 4:48:52 PM] Lovely Assistant: Smile

[7/28/14, 4:48:58 PM] Lovely Assistant: I’m so glad because it is a nice group
[7/28/14, 4:49:30 PM] LAD: yes i know

Blanca plants seeds for him to join AQ (again)

[7/28/14, 4:49:48 PM] Lovely Assistant: I still feel sad you did not join us because I dreamed of us working together. But I understand that everyone has to make their own choice in life.
[7/28/14, 4:50:47 PM] LAD: once you are there you will make me to join
[7/28/14, 4:51:00 PM] Lovely Assistant: No one can make someone join
[7/28/14, 4:51:10 PM] Lovely Assistant: People should only join if it is in their heart to
[7/28/14, 4:51:20 PM] LAD: because i will not like to stay far away from you
[7/28/14, 4:51:24 PM] Lovely Assistant: really?
[7/28/14, 4:51:31 PM] LAD: always together
[7/28/14, 4:51:41 PM] Lovely Assistant: (heart)

[7/28/14, 4:52:15 PM] Lovely Assistant: I think maybe you had the wrong instructions on the oath too and that was probably part of the problem. Because I took the oath and it was not the way you described it. It was really easy.
[7/28/14, 4:52:32 PM] Lovely Assistant: And I have seen some other people’s videos and they are like mine.
[7/28/14, 4:52:47 PM] Lovely Assistant: So, I hope that makes you feel better. You would have never had to do anything bad.
[7/28/14, 4:52:49 PM] Lovely Assistant: Smile

[7/28/14, 4:53:17 PM] LAD: thank you sweet
[7/28/14, 4:53:25 PM] LAD: heart
[7/28/14, 4:54:47 PM] Lovely Assistant: Smile

Good News - the 200 women kidnapped by Boko Haram are just fine!

[7/28/14, 4:54:54 PM] Lovely Assistant: Guess what? I have some good news.
[7/28/14, 4:55:17 PM] LAD: let me have it quickly
[7/28/14, 4:55:24 PM] Lovely Assistant: The women with BH are ok.
[7/28/14, 4:55:49 PM] Lovely Assistant: I was asking Chemist about it so he asked BH-Bud if he could send us a tape of them
[7/28/14, 4:55:53 PM] Lovely Assistant: And he sent one.
[7/28/14, 4:55:58 PM] Lovely Assistant: So, they’re ok. Smile

[7/28/14, 4:56:18 PM] LAD: you mean the 200 girls
[7/28/14, 4:56:21 PM] Lovely Assistant: Yes
[7/28/14, 4:56:46 PM] LAD: wow that will be a joy of the week
[7/28/14, 4:57:14 PM] LAD: which mean these people are not what people say they are

[7/28/14, 4:57:31 PM] Lovely Assistant: They’re not being released. I just meant that I was asking Chemist to make sure they are ok and alive and everything.
[7/28/14, 4:57:37 PM] Lovely Assistant: Because no one had seen them.
[7/28/14, 4:57:56 PM] LAD: baby can you ask for tape
[7/28/14, 4:58:02 PM] Lovely Assistant: Of the women
[7/28/14, 4:58:04 PM] Lovely Assistant: ?
[7/28/14, 4:58:33 PM] LAD: yes of the women
[7/28/14, 4:59:01 PM] LAD: we are hearing here that some of them are pregnant
[7/28/14, 4:59:04 PM] Lovely Assistant: That’s what Chemist did. He told BH-Bud to get him a tape of the women from this week.
[7/28/14, 4:59:18 PM] Lovely Assistant: I didn’t see any pregnant women in the tape and it looked like a lot of them were there.
[7/28/14, 4:59:31 PM] Lovely Assistant: I’ll look again. It’s hard to tell because they are covered up.
[7/28/14, 5:00:42 PM] LAD: ok if you can send me a copy i will appreciate and will tell nobody just for us

Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2014 2:52 am

Unfortunately, due to skype glitch only Lovely Assistant's side of the conversation was picked up in the next chat.

Below are the relevant bits

More tomorrow as we have more chat time scheduled. Will make sure Skype is in working order. Cool

Hopefully there will be safari soon.

Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2014 8:31 pm

Skype glitch resulting in his side of the chat showing up separately. It looks really funny seeing only the Lad side of the convo.

Lad to Lovely Assistant

[7/29/14, 9:39:05 AM] Lad Hi sweet heart, how are you doing today.
[7/29/14, 9:39:06 AM] Lad i am looking forward meeting you soon to hold you tied on my arms
[7/29/14, 9:39:06 AM] Lad will you have nigeria visa
[7/29/14, 9:39:06 AM] Lad :*(inlove)
[7/29/14, 9:39:06 AM] Lad ok
[7/29/14, 9:39:06 AM] Lad i will spoil you with love
[7/29/14, 9:39:06 AM] Lad Thank you dear i think you will be sweeter than honey

[7/29/14, 9:39:06 AM] Lad baby all this country you are calling, are they not dangerious for you as a women
[7/29/14, 9:39:06 AM] Lad ok fine

He really wants the new tape of the Nigerian women

[7/29/14, 9:39:06 AM] Lad if you have it send it to me, i just want to clarify an issue
[7/29/14, 9:39:06 AM] Lad when do you wish to send it the tape
[7/29/14, 9:39:06 AM] Lad listen baby we are one now
[7/29/14, 9:39:06 AM] Lad so we have to think one direction
[7/29/14, 9:39:06 AM] Lad i am not outside once you are there
[7/29/14, 9:39:06 AM] Lad The issue is that many people do not believe the girls are alive

[7/29/14, 9:39:09 AM] Lad baby you think i can not protect you or cover you up
[7/29/14, 9:39:09 AM] Lad listen if you know that you really love me send this tape to me plsssss
[7/29/14, 9:39:09 AM] Lad yes
[7/29/14, 9:39:09 AM] Lad many people has accused this BH of being inhuman careless and raw
[7/29/14, 9:39:09 AM] Lad seeing this will make the issue setled
^
hahahaha

[7/29/14, 9:39:09 AM] Lad i am not going to show it to anyone just for my perusal
[7/29/14, 9:39:09 AM] Lad darling send it let me feel better like you too

She offers to bring footage of the women with her when they meet

[7/29/14, 9:39:09 AM] Lad dont bring it with it is not good, it might put you in problem
[7/29/14, 9:39:09 AM] Lad dont hold that will put you in problem
[7/29/14, 9:39:09 AM] Lad best way is to pass it through files nobody will know
[7/29/14, 9:39:09 AM] Lad are you using what system
[7/29/14, 9:39:09 AM] Lad why not send it to OtherNetwork
[7/29/14, 9:39:13 AM] Lad ok if sending the tape to me will bring problem to you then better stop
[7/29/14, 9:39:13 AM] Lad i believe you ok

Enough about the women. Let's talk business, gold business.

[7/29/14, 9:39:13 AM] Lad do you have someone who can buy my gold
^
Lovely Assistant offers up her rich heiress friend (who will be played by Sweet Poison)

[7/29/14, 9:39:13 AM] Lad really i may have forgoten
[7/29/14, 9:39:13 AM] Lad you can stil repeat her to me if she can buy
[7/29/14, 9:39:13 AM] Lad ok great
[7/29/14, 9:39:13 AM] Lad contact her on my behave again i need to sell this product
[7/29/14, 9:39:13 AM] Lad ok try and contact so we can sell this gold, dear supposing i establish something like school for you in ghana will you like it

[7/29/14, 9:39:13 AM] Lad Ask her to contact onmy email
[7/29/14, 9:39:13 AM] Lad [email protected]
[7/29/14, 9:39:13 AM] Lad how soon
[7/29/14, 9:39:13 AM] Lad ok good that will be great
[7/29/14, 9:39:13 AM] Lad yes give her LadName
[7/29/14, 9:39:24 AM] Lad great God is bring us together, but you did not answer my question on school

[7/29/14, 9:39:24 AM] Lad what you will do is to ask them to contact me on gold mater
[7/29/14, 9:39:24 AM] Lad I mean AQ's commodities broker
[7/29/14, 9:39:24 AM] Lad and SP
[7/29/14, 9:39:24 AM] Lad i want to do a great business with them

[7/29/14, 9:39:24 AM] Lad i mean suppose i establish a school for you will be glad to handle it
[7/29/14, 9:39:24 AM] Lad in Ghana
[7/29/14, 9:39:24 AM] Lad great
[7/29/14, 9:39:24 AM] Lad ok make that business fast so i can sell this gold and prepare for your coming
[7/29/14, 9:39:24 AM] Lad yes but i want it on my private mail first
[7/29/14, 9:39:24 AM] Lad right you are a darling
[7/29/14, 9:39:29 AM] Lad i can not come their without money my dear
[7/29/14, 9:39:29 AM] Lad i am the one all hope for
[7/29/14, 9:39:29 AM] Lad in my family
[7/29/14, 9:39:29 AM] Lad yes
[7/29/14, 9:39:29 AM] Lad thank you dear

[7/29/14, 9:39:29 AM] Lad ok dear be praying, prqayer is the key
[7/29/14, 9:39:29 AM] Lad again thank you for having confidence in me tk u so much, i will never fail you trust me
[7/29/14, 9:39:29 AM] Lad why not i love you because you intelligent and smart and know how to grab what you want
[7/29/14, 9:39:29 AM] Lad you are welcome sweety
[7/29/14, 9:39:29 AM] Lad are you feeling sleepy
[7/29/14, 9:39:29 AM] Lad I will let you know soon ok,

[7/29/14, 9:39:29 AM] Lad let that woman contact as soon as possible ok dear
[7/29/14, 9:39:29 AM] Lad ok that all for now want to take a shower and sleep, dont worry unless she does not need the gold
[7/29/14, 9:39:29 AM] Lad ok you are going to make her take fast decision ok dear
[7/29/14, 9:39:30 AM] Lad ok that will be very soon dear
[7/29/14, 9:39:30 AM] Lad i want you come on skype early tomorow so that we can chat till we sleep off

[7/29/14, 9:39:30 AM] Lad can you do that i have some business arround midday and after that i am free
[7/29/14, 9:39:30 AM] Lad you can call me when you are free ok dear
[7/29/14, 9:39:30 AM] Lad yes i hope so it will work because of you
[7/29/14, 9:39:30 AM] Lad ok dear i love you with all my heart and will not fail you
[7/29/14, 9:39:30 AM] Lad (hug)

[7/29/14, 9:39:30 AM] Lad me too dear
[7/29/14, 9:39:30 AM] Lad can i say good night dear
[7/29/14, 9:39:30 AM] Lad ok have a sound sleep and a good dream
[7/29/14, 9:39:30 AM] Lad i love you
[7/29/14, 9:39:30 AM] Lad tk u
[7/29/14, 9:39:30 AM] Lad (hug)
[7/29/14, 9:39:30 AM] Lad why
[7/29/14, 9:39:30 AM] Lad i am trying to catch you
[7/29/14, 9:39:30 AM] Lad and bring you to my bed Shocked

[7/29/14, 9:39:34 AM] Lad exactly
[7/29/14, 9:39:34 AM] Lad ok dear bye for now

Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2014 1:30 am

Lad, still freaked over latest realization about the Chemist, decides he better get back on his good side.

[7/29/14, 9:40:12 AM] Lovely Assistant: hi
[7/29/14, 9:41:12 AM] LAD: how is your day
[7/29/14, 10:55:03 AM] Lovely Assistant: are you there?
[7/29/14, 10:56:22 AM] LAD: yes dear
[7/29/14, 10:56:35 AM] Lovely Assistant: How are you today?
[7/29/14, 10:57:06 AM] LAD: i am good tks and you
[7/29/14, 10:57:19 AM] Lovely Assistant: I am really good today
[7/29/14, 10:57:55 AM] LAD: good i am happy for you
[7/29/14, 10:58:45 AM] Lovely Assistant: Smile

Chemist bitches at B0ko Haram

[7/29/14, 11:00:05 AM] Lovely Assistant: Chemist yelled at someone from B0ko Haram today LOL
[7/29/14, 11:03:18 AM] LAD: oh why
[7/29/14, 11:04:24 AM] Lovely Assistant: Because two of them got arrested in Katarko with devices Chemist taught them how to make. He talked to whoever the lead was on that operation and said he was not going to bother training them how to make weapons if they’re just going to end up with the police Very Happy

[7/29/14, 11:05:32 AM] LAD: this is serious
[7/29/14, 11:06:04 AM] Lovely Assistant: Oh, it will blow over. Chemist just does not like it when people mess up anything.
[7/29/14, 11:06:07 AM] LAD: Very Happy

[7/29/14, 11:06:27 AM] Lovely Assistant: He was happy about the explosion and also the operation in Cameroon.
[7/29/14, 11:06:33 AM] LAD: i see
[7/29/14, 11:06:39 AM] Lovely Assistant: He is just hard on the people who use his products. He has high standards
[7/29/14, 11:08:06 AM] LAD: i planned to write to Chemist about making peace with him i think he is a great man
[7/29/14, 11:08:40 AM] Lovely Assistant: That is really nice.
[7/29/14, 11:08:45 AM] Lovely Assistant: What made you change your mind about him?
[7/29/14, 11:08:53 AM] LAD: ok do you think i will let him hard on you
[7/29/14, 11:09:38 AM] Lovely Assistant: ?
[7/29/14, 11:10:19 AM] LAD: just like that i dont just want to bear evil against someone who is doing his business
^
Wise

[7/29/14, 11:10:48 AM] Lovely Assistant: How do you mean?
[7/29/14, 11:10:57 AM] Lovely Assistant: Because you think he is doing good things?
[7/29/14, 11:15:38 AM] LAD: well that is him for i dont like when blood is wasted but if he feel s good with that i am ok
[7/29/14, 11:16:53 AM] Lovely Assistant: You mean you do not want an enemy like Chemist? I don’t blame you.

[7/29/14, 11:20:09 AM] Lovely Assistant: Nigeria and Cameroon are going to be really busy for a while.

[7/29/14, 11:20:49 AM] Lovely Assistant: So what will you say to Chemist?
[7/29/14, 11:22:51 AM] LAD: i will like to say to Chemist congratulation
[7/29/14, 11:23:10 AM] Lovely Assistant: Congratulation on what?
[7/29/14, 11:23:52 AM] LAD: i have a meeting to attain now will like to talk to you again when i come back ok.

[7/29/14, 11:24:00 AM] Lovely Assistant: ok
[7/29/14, 11:24:02 AM] Lovely Assistant: I will be around
[7/29/14, 11:24:10 AM] LAD: ok
[7/29/14, 11:24:14 AM] Lovely Assistant: Smile

[7/29/14, 1:12:00 PM] Lovely Assistant: are you back?
[7/29/14, 3:31:41 PM] Lovely Assistant: Hi Smile

[7/29/14, 3:31:42 PM] Lovely Assistant: you back?
[7/29/14, 3:31:52 PM] LAD: yes i am back

[7/29/14, 3:32:03 PM] LAD: how are you
[7/29/14, 3:32:10 PM] Lovely Assistant: I am doing really good. How are you?
[7/29/14, 3:32:54 PM] LAD: great
[7/29/14, 3:33:44 PM] LAD: ok was up

[7/29/14, 3:34:28 PM] Lovely Assistant: Not much. I had a good day today.
[7/29/14, 3:34:35 PM] Lovely Assistant: It’s going to be really busy though.
[7/29/14, 3:35:42 PM] LAD: i see what about the woman you promise to connect me with
^
"The woman" is our own Sweet Poison

[7/29/14, 3:35:59 PM] LAD: for my gold
[7/29/14, 3:36:01 PM] Lovely Assistant: I gave her your information. So now it’s up to her.
[7/29/14, 3:36:19 PM] Lovely Assistant: You never told me… what are you going to say to Chemist?
[7/29/14, 3:37:32 PM] LAD: i will tell him he is a good man lets be friends
[7/29/14, 3:38:06 PM] Lovely Assistant: But do you think he is good? I thought you didn’t like what he does.
[7/29/14, 3:39:05 PM] LAD: well that is my personal view about you
[7/29/14, 3:39:19 PM] LAD: sorry about him
[7/29/14, 3:40:07 PM] Lovely Assistant: What do you mean sorry about him? Sorry… don’t understand.
[7/29/14, 3:40:49 PM] LAD: why dont you follow up my message
[7/29/14, 3:41:20 PM] Lovely Assistant: Sorry, hon. I’m trying.
[7/29/14, 3:41:35 PM] LAD: i said you instead of him
[7/29/14, 3:42:03 PM] LAD: ok good
[7/29/14, 3:42:18 PM] LAD: i mean no harm
^
Feel free to review beginning of this thread to see what he really thinks of our Chemist LOL

Let's talk rich heiresses

[7/29/14, 3:43:56 PM] LAD: as a rich woman she will be occupied and too busy, why not give me her contact to send her mail or call her
[7/29/14, 3:44:44 PM] Lovely Assistant: She’s not that busy. Remember she inherited her money. She doesn’t have to work long hours or anything.
[7/29/14, 3:44:51 PM] Lovely Assistant: She wouldn’t like me giving out her number though.
[7/29/14, 3:44:59 PM] Lovely Assistant: She will call you. Don’t worry.
[7/29/14, 3:45:07 PM] Lovely Assistant: It’s only been one day Smile

[7/29/14, 3:45:32 PM] LAD: ok if you say so

[7/29/14, 3:45:51 PM] Lovely Assistant: Don’t worry. I know her. She will call you.
[7/29/14, 3:45:59 PM] Lovely Assistant: Let’s not talk about Heiress. How are you?
[7/29/14, 3:46:32 PM] LAD: baby i am doing fine and you

[7/29/14, 3:46:53 PM] Lovely Assistant: Good. It’s going to be really busy for the next little while so I’ll be working a lot but that’s ok.
[7/29/14, 3:47:27 PM] Lovely Assistant: When can we meet?
[7/29/14, 3:47:35 PM] LAD: dont understand
[7/29/14, 3:47:43 PM] Lovely Assistant: Do not understand what hon?
[7/29/14, 3:48:07 PM] LAD: hahaha you i am hon now
[7/29/14, 3:48:13 PM] Lovely Assistant: Is that bad?
[7/29/14, 3:48:34 PM] LAD: No it is not bad at all
[7/29/14, 3:48:36 PM] Lovely Assistant: Smile

[7/29/14, 3:48:49 PM] Lovely Assistant: What were you saying you don’t understand?
[7/29/14, 3:49:33 PM] LAD: is ok i thought you are stil talking about Heiress
[7/29/14, 3:49:47 PM] Lovely Assistant: oh. No. Let’s talk about us instead.

[7/29/14, 3:49:57 PM] LAD: of her business
[7/29/14, 3:50:13 PM] Lovely Assistant: So, when do you want me to come and visit?
[7/29/14, 3:51:39 PM] LAD: baby lets wait for some fe days ok i am too in hurry to meet you than you
[7/29/14, 3:52:10 PM] Lovely Assistant: ok. I would like us to meet soon though. We have some things planned for Nigeria and I want to steer clear of them. LOL

[7/29/14, 3:54:13 PM] LAD: u are there
[7/29/14, 3:54:49 PM] Lovely Assistant: Yes
[7/29/14, 3:55:16 PM] LAD: then speak on hon
[7/29/14, 3:55:46 PM] Lovely Assistant: I was saying that we have some activities coming up in Nigeria. So I want to make sure I’m visiting at a time/place we’re not going to hit.

[7/29/14, 3:57:12 PM] LAD: i dont understand baby explain further
[7/29/14, 3:57:29 PM] Lovely Assistant: Just that I want to go to Nigeria at a good time. That’s all.
[7/29/14, 3:58:27 PM] LAD: what time do you consider good time
[7/29/14, 3:58:50 PM] Lovely Assistant: I mean when it is peaceful. You know, somewhere that is not going to have a bomb.

[7/29/14, 3:59:39 PM] Lovely Assistant: do you want to try talking on Skype again?
[7/29/14, 4:00:56 PM] LAD: ok try lets see if i can hear ya
[7/29/14, 4:01:53 PM] Lovely Assistant: ok
^
Recorded the call but the audio is horrible.

[7/29/14, 4:12:25 PM] Lovely Assistant: when should i come to visit?
[7/29/14, 4:16:55 PM] LAD: yes like i said give me small days
[7/29/14, 4:18:44 PM] Lovely Assistant: When will you get your money back from the government so you can see me in Lagos?
[7/29/14, 4:18:57 PM] LAD: so the forth is stil there
[7/29/14, 4:19:02 PM] Lovely Assistant: ?
[7/29/14, 4:19:32 PM] LAD: my lawyer said it will be in days now
[7/29/14, 4:20:08 PM] LAD: so be patient
[7/29/14, 4:20:30 PM] Lovely Assistant: oh. that is good

[7/29/14, 4:20:59 PM] LAD: i need to meet you now but no money yet to buy my ticket
[7/29/14, 4:21:05 PM] Lovely Assistant: I understand.
[7/29/14, 4:21:14 PM] Lovely Assistant: Let me know as soon as you find out, ok?
[7/29/14, 4:21:52 PM] Lovely Assistant: I will then check the operations schedule here and try to pick a date where no attacks are scheduled. Not all operations are put on the board (The nigerian team isn’t very good about updates), but many are
[7/29/14, 4:21:59 PM] LAD: i will do just that sweety
[7/29/14, 4:22:03 PM] Lovely Assistant: Smile

Nigeria and Cameroon planning to shut down B0ko Haram (in their dreams)

[7/29/14, 4:24:12 PM] LAD: The Nigerian government and Cameroun are planning to close the B0ko haram activities in the sub-region
[7/29/14, 4:24:42 PM] LAD: they have the meeting in Abuja
[7/29/14, 4:24:56 PM] LAD: today, this is top secret
[7/29/14, 4:25:07 PM] Lovely Assistant: It won’t work.
[7/29/14, 4:25:38 PM] Lovely Assistant: Watch and see. B0ko Haram has some people inside the government.
[7/29/14, 4:26:08 PM] LAD: really why are you so sure of this people operation
[7/29/14, 4:26:28 PM] LAD: really
[7/29/14, 4:27:15 PM] Lovely Assistant: Because I work for AQ lol

[7/29/14, 4:27:15 PM] LAD: do you think the bornu state Govrnor is inside B0ko haram
[7/29/14, 4:27:26 PM] Lovely Assistant: I can’t really talk about who is doing what.
[7/29/14, 4:27:29 PM] Lovely Assistant: Not allowed
[7/29/14, 4:27:43 PM] LAD: ok hon
[7/29/14, 4:27:47 PM] Lovely Assistant: Sorry
[7/29/14, 4:28:04 PM] Lovely Assistant: All I can say is that I do not think B0ko Haram is going anywhere any time soon.
[7/29/14, 4:29:19 PM] LAD: there is a state they will bomb in Nigeria it will divide nigeria in 3 country
[7/29/14, 4:29:47 PM] LAD: The eastern nigeria is waiting for this
[7/29/14, 4:31:58 PM] Lovely Assistant: I think it will be good for Nigeria when the battles are over. But I know that B0ko won’t give in to Goodluck Jonathan.

[7/29/14, 4:33:12 PM] LAD: That is what the easterners are waiting for now
[7/29/14, 4:34:14 PM] LAD: Goodluck is from the east
[7/29/14, 4:34:40 PM] Lovely Assistant: Chemist says Goodluck is corrupt and only wants money while the people are poor.
[7/29/14, 4:34:40 PM] LAD: let the B0ko haram be killing the northerners
[7/29/14, 4:35:27 PM] Lovely Assistant: What do you think about Cameroon?
[7/29/14, 4:36:42 PM] LAD: Cameroun is not like Nigeria, they are very wick and sturborn
[7/29/14, 4:37:37 PM] LAD: they can clear the bush the B0ko haram is living if been provoked again
[7/29/14, 4:38:27 PM] Lovely Assistant: I don’t know. They couldn’t help the PM’s wife though.
^
Burn

[7/29/14, 4:39:37 PM] LAD: B0ko haram is steping into mahy people foot
[7/29/14, 4:40:02 PM] Lovely Assistant: Yes. They want an Islamic State.
[7/29/14, 4:40:44 PM] LAD: Is not possible in Nigeria unless nigeria is divided
[7/29/14, 4:41:47 PM] LAD: in to 3
[7/29/14, 4:41:57 PM] Lovely Assistant: Maybe that’s what will happen eventually.
[7/29/14, 4:42:40 PM] LAD: if it happen the north will suffer
[7/29/14, 4:43:05 PM] LAD: because they dont have any natual resurces
[7/29/14, 4:43:36 PM] Lovely Assistant: I hope they do not suffer.
[7/29/14, 4:43:42 PM] Lovely Assistant: Hopefully a good solution will happen.
[7/29/14, 4:44:21 PM] Lovely Assistant: Maybe they can capture enough area so they will be ok?

Lad asks for money (again)

[7/29/14, 4:45:38 PM] LAD: Nigeria is divided into 3 part, the north the west and the east and finally the middle belt
[7/29/14, 4:46:38 PM] LAD: if nigeria is divided the north will suffer believe me, that is why the B0ko haram is killing only the northerners
[7/29/14, 4:47:26 PM] Lovely Assistant: I don’t want anyone to suffer.
[7/29/14, 4:47:47 PM] LAD: really
[7/29/14, 4:48:03 PM] Lovely Assistant: Of course not. Who would?
[7/29/14, 4:48:27 PM] LAD: but i am suffering
[7/29/14, 4:48:48 PM] LAD: not having physical cash
[7/29/14, 4:48:57 PM] Lovely Assistant: Sad

[7/29/14, 4:49:02 PM] Lovely Assistant: That makes me sad.
[7/29/14, 4:49:12 PM] Lovely Assistant: That is the kind of government corruption AQ hates.
[7/29/14, 4:49:16 PM] LAD: dont be sad

[7/29/14, 4:49:19 PM] Lovely Assistant: I am though
[7/29/14, 4:49:38 PM] LAD: it is matters of time
[7/29/14, 4:49:51 PM] LAD: i will be ok
[7/29/14, 4:49:56 PM] Lovely Assistant: ok.
[7/29/14, 4:50:17 PM] LAD: All my family who depend on me are all sufering
[7/29/14, 4:50:30 PM] Lovely Assistant: That is terrible.
[7/29/14, 4:50:52 PM] LAD: those in schools i have not paid their fees

Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2014 1:43 am

If only he had joined AQ, he wouldn't have these money troubles.

[7/29/14, 4:51:19 PM] Lovely Assistant: Too bad in a way that you didn’t join us because you wouldn’t have these problems with money. But I understand that you do not agree with everything about AQ.
[7/29/14, 4:51:59 PM] LAD: no
[7/29/14, 4:52:56 PM] Lovely Assistant: Can I ask you something?
[7/29/14, 4:53:13 PM] LAD: yes go ahead

How to win a debate over Osama Bin Laden

[7/29/14, 4:53:42 PM] Lovely Assistant: One time you wrote to me that Osama Bin Laden is in Hell. That made me sad because I like Osama. Do you really believe he went to Hell? Why?
[7/29/14, 4:54:21 PM] LAD: that is not the issue now
[7/29/14, 4:54:48 PM] Lovely Assistant: I know. It just bothered me. So I was curious.
[7/29/14, 4:54:50 PM] LAD: i am not God to know he is in hell
[7/29/14, 4:54:59 PM] Lovely Assistant: Why did you say it?
[7/29/14, 4:56:21 PM] LAD: Osama did not live a good live, he lives all his life in junkle
^
I never knew he lived in a junkle. hmmmm

[7/29/14, 4:56:56 PM] Lovely Assistant: He gave away all of his money to others and died for what he believed in.
[7/29/14, 4:57:26 PM] LAD: according to his history he is from a rich family but the way he died is just like a rat
[7/29/14, 4:58:16 PM] LAD: That make think he is in hell
[7/29/14, 4:58:37 PM] LAD: or dont you think so too
[7/29/14, 4:58:41 PM] Lovely Assistant: No
[7/29/14, 4:58:45 PM] Lovely Assistant: I think he was a good man.
[7/29/14, 4:58:56 PM] Lovely Assistant: Without him there would be no Al Qaeda.
[7/29/14, 4:59:19 PM] LAD: ok good
[7/29/14, 4:59:43 PM] Lovely Assistant: Plus he was rich but he gave his money away so that Al Qaeda could get started.
[7/29/14, 5:01:49 PM] LAD: ok good so he was a great man
[7/29/14, 5:01:57 PM] Lovely Assistant: I think so.

Gah! Skype twigged again and only saved Lovely Assistant's side.

Fortunately I had pasted this bit into a convo with SP

[7/29/14, 5:45:11 PM] Lad: Ghan is peaceful country
[7/29/14, 5:45:48 PM] Lad: you can ask lawai he hs been here
[7/29/14, 5:46:04 PM] Lad: when he try to bomb me

Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2014 6:02 pm

Lovely Assistant Hearts Al Qa3da

[7/29/14, 5:04:00 PM]LAD: good
[7/29/14, 5:04:18 PM] Lovely Assistant: So far I like AQ a lot more than I thought I would.
[7/29/14, 5:05:32 PM]LAD: so if AQ ask you to kill someone you will do it because of your likeness of AQ
[7/29/14, 5:07:09 PM] Lovely Assistant: I am not in any of our operations groups.
[7/29/14, 5:07:30 PM] Lovely Assistant: I’m in research and development. So we don’t kill (unless you count making weapons)
[7/29/14, 5:07:57 PM]LAD: ok good
[7/29/14, 5:08:40 PM] Lovely Assistant: If I was in operations or tactical division then that would be different because those are the people who fight.
[7/29/14, 5:09:13 PM]LAD: yes Chemist has told me that before
[7/29/14, 5:09:43 PM] Lovely Assistant: It’s like working for a really big company. Lots of different departments all doing their part.
[7/29/14, 5:10:04 PM]LAD: exactly
[7/29/14, 5:10:06 PM] Lovely Assistant: I am proud of our soldiers who are brave enough to fight though.
[7/29/14, 5:11:22 PM]LAD: ok

Let’s talk about us, baby…and money.

[7/29/14, 5:12:38 PM]LAD: lets talk about us
[7/29/14, 5:12:42 PM] Lovely Assistant: ok Smile

[7/29/14, 5:13:57 PM]LAD: you mean you can help me with some small money
[7/29/14, 5:14:14 PM] Lovely Assistant: I could when I get to Lagos. I think it is ok because we know each other better now.
[7/29/14, 5:15:15 PM]LAD: if you can sort me out i can be in lagos in 2 days

Lovely would be happy to send him money, but it’s against regulation

[7/29/14, 5:15:41 PM] Lovely Assistant: I can help you when I get there but I can’t do anything from here because they watch where we transfer our money.
[7/29/14, 5:17:30 PM]LAD: you can ask someone to help you do the estern union in london, so that nobody will watch you make transfer
[7/29/14, 5:18:20 PM] Lovely Assistant: Too risky for me. But I can help you when we are in Lagos no problem
[7/29/14, 5:18:50 PM]LAD: how risky
[7/29/14, 5:19:16 PM] Lovely Assistant: Very. Trust me. AQ keeps a close eye on people when they are in Western Countries. In Nigeria I can do what I want though.
[7/29/14, 5:20:32 PM]LAD: you can even give the hotel manager to help you send it to me
[7/29/14, 5:21:06 PM] Lovely Assistant: You have to believe me on this one, ok? You are the one who told me not to break the rules. I can’t transfer money out of the UK.
[7/29/14, 5:21:08 PM]LAD: if you really ant to give
[7/29/14, 5:21:27 PM] Lovely Assistant: Remember you told me to follow the rules? This is a big rule hon.
[7/29/14, 5:21:44 PM]LAD: hahaha ok
[7/29/14, 5:21:57 PM]LAD: you win
^
Damn skippy, I win

[7/29/14, 5:22:32 PM] Lovely Assistant: I am so sorry hon. I can understand why they have the rule though. The UK hates AQ. It is illegal here. And with B0ko Haram in Nigeria, it would look suspicious.
[7/29/14, 5:23:00 PM] Lovely Assistant: Sending money from UK to any west africa country is a big no-no.
[7/29/14, 5:23:49 PM]LAD: ok
[7/29/14, 5:24:15 PM] Lovely Assistant: If you can get to Lagos we won’t have any trouble though.
[7/29/14, 5:24:42 PM]LAD: ok
[7/29/14, 5:26:40 PM] Lovely Assistant: So when do you think we can meet?
[7/29/14, 5:27:47 PM]LAD: Dear going to lagos will cost me $300 usd and i dont have it now

[7/29/14, 5:29:00 PM] Lovely Assistant: Can you borrow it and when I’m in Nigeria I can help. Having money in Nigeria is no trouble because it will be me bringing money on vacation. Not transferring money. So it’s ok.
[7/29/14, 5:31:39 PM]LAD: like i told you i dont like asking people money here, you come down to ghana and from ghana we go to Nigeria what about that.
[7/29/14, 5:34:09 PM] Lovely Assistant: I know hon. But you know why I can’t go to Ghana.
[7/29/14, 5:34:17 PM] Lovely Assistant: We agreed on no Ghana and no Borno State, right?
[7/29/14, 5:35:40 PM]LAD: Darling understand my position, or you allow me to get money, i dont see the reason i should not spend for you
[7/29/14, 5:36:14 PM] Lovely Assistant: I know. But I do not feel any safer in Ghana than you do in Kano.
[7/29/14, 5:37:24 PM] Lovely Assistant: ok?

[7/29/14, 5:39:53 PM]LAD: There is no B0ko haram in Ghana and nobody will arrest you im my country, you will be protected better in my country than nigeria pls
[7/29/14, 5:40:49 PM] Lovely Assistant: I feel safer in Nigeria
[7/29/14, 5:41:03 PM] Lovely Assistant: I am not worried about B0ko Haram.
[7/29/14, 5:41:21 PM] Lovely Assistant: We are all part of the same group. They would die to protect me. They have to.
[7/29/14, 5:41:57 PM]LAD: we are not safe there reconsider ghana
[7/29/14, 5:42:40 PM] Lovely Assistant: But I just told you, anyone from B0ko Haram would go to battle before they would see me get hurt. They have to because I am in AQ.
^
Benefits to being with a global outfit… your own paid thugs

[7/29/14, 5:44:57 PM]LAD: AQ or B0ko haram is not in Ghana so pls come to ghana plss, maybe because of you they can release my money
[7/29/14, 5:45:11 PM]LAD: Ghan is peaceful country
[7/29/14, 5:45:48 PM]LAD: you can ask lawai he hs been here
[7/29/14, 5:46:04 PM]LAD: when he try to bomb me
[7/29/14, 5:46:21 PM] Lovely Assistant: Sorry he was going to do that.

Please, baby please

[7/29/14, 5:46:50 PM]LAD: but he can not do it in ghana
[7/29/14, 5:47:09 PM] Lovely Assistant: But no one in B0ko will hurt me.
[7/29/14, 5:47:12 PM]LAD: so pls consider ghana and come
[7/29/14, 5:47:18 PM] Lovely Assistant: I am ok with them. I promise.
[7/29/14, 5:47:43 PM]LAD: Ms Heiress has just sent me a mail
[7/29/14, 5:48:21 PM]LAD: You can not play with fire
[7/29/14, 5:48:44 PM] Lovely Assistant: I do not understand hon
[7/29/14, 5:49:10 PM]LAD: i mean Heiress has sent me a mail
[7/29/14, 5:49:47 PM] Lovely Assistant: That is great. I told you she would.

Tell me about this heiress pal of yours

[7/29/14, 5:50:30 PM] Lovely Assistant: Hon, you know I am safe with B0ko Haram, right? We talk to them every day. Without Chemist they would not be able to succeed as much as they have and they know it.
[7/29/14, 5:50:40 PM]LAD: Are you sure she is what she claim to be
[7/29/14, 5:51:03 PM] Lovely Assistant: Heiress? Oh yes. I went to school with her.
[7/29/14, 5:51:24 PM] Lovely Assistant: Her parents were really wealthy in the computer business and they died in a car crash.
[7/29/14, 5:51:31 PM] Lovely Assistant: They left her everything.
[7/29/14, 5:51:54 PM]LAD: ok i believe you
[7/29/14, 5:52:25 PM]LAD: i am inviting her to come down and inspect the gold herself
[7/29/14, 5:52:55 PM] Lovely Assistant: That’s great. She loves to travel.
[7/29/14, 5:54:02 PM]LAD: that will be great

[7/29/14, 5:54:16 PM] Lovely Assistant: You will really like her.
[7/29/14, 5:54:44 PM]LAD: why must i like her and leave you
[7/29/14, 5:55:00 PM] Lovely Assistant: That is not what I mean hon. I mean like a friend. She is nice.
[7/29/14, 5:55:01 PM] Lovely Assistant: Smile

[7/29/14, 5:55:22 PM]LAD: ok good
[7/29/14, 5:55:38 PM]LAD: because i need no other person than you
^
This could change. The rich young heiress is quite beguiling.

[7/29/14, 5:55:47 PM] Lovely Assistant: Maybe you can find a man for her. Do not tell her I told you this but she is lonely and need to meet a man.
[7/29/14, 5:56:25 PM]LAD: where is she coming from
[7/29/14, 5:56:39 PM] Lovely Assistant: She is from Miami like me. We went to school together.
[7/29/14, 5:57:17 PM]LAD: ok nice now pls try to consider coming to Accra even tomorow
[7/29/14, 5:57:36 PM] Lovely Assistant: Honey I can’t. I don’t feel safe.
[7/29/14, 5:58:09 PM] Lovely Assistant: In Ghana they don’t like Al Qa3da and I don’t know how they find out who is a member.
[7/29/14, 5:58:57 PM] Lovely Assistant: I would feel safer if we could be somewhere B0ko Haram controls, but if you don’t want that we can meet in Lagos.

Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2014 10:05 pm

Haven't decided if he wants Lovely Assistant to come to Ghana to rob her or to do something more sinister to her in his battle v B0ko. Thoughts?

[7/30/14, 2:37:55 PM] LAD: baby how are you doing today, good to hear from you again
[7/30/14, 2:40:02 PM] LAD: In ghana you will not have problem i promise you, unless you will write AQ on your face before someone will know you are from AQ, apart from that no risk for you.

[7/30/14, 2:41:45 PM] Lovely Assistant: hi.
[7/30/14, 2:41:49 PM] Lovely Assistant: How are you tody?
[7/30/14, 2:42:19 PM] LAD: i am good tks and you
[7/30/14, 2:43:36 PM] Lovely Assistant: I am doing really good.

[7/30/14, 2:44:33 PM] Lovely Assistant: Hon, I do not feel comfortable going to Ghana. I understand how you feel about Nigeria, so how about somewhere else like Abidjan?

[7/30/14, 2:51:59 PM] LAD: are you there
[7/30/14, 2:52:04 PM] Lovely Assistant: Yes

[7/30/14, 2:53:47 PM] LAD: Going to Abidjan still need money that is my problem
[7/30/14, 2:58:07 PM] Lovely Assistant: What do you think we should do to meet?
[7/30/14, 3:02:38 PM] Lovely Assistant: Did you write to Chemist?
[7/30/14, 3:04:37 PM] LAD: You coming to Ghana i suggest
[7/30/14, 3:05:29 PM] Lovely Assistant: you know why I can not do that
[7/30/14, 3:05:43 PM] Lovely Assistant: I will meet you in another country.

[7/30/14, 3:05:59 PM] Lovely Assistant: You do not want something bad to happen to me do you?
[7/30/14, 3:07:13 PM] LAD: Baby why must i want something bad to happen to you, i told you ghana is safe for us
[7/30/14, 3:07:56 PM] Lovely Assistant: how can it be safe? they took your money. they could do that to me too.
[7/30/14, 3:08:28 PM] Lovely Assistant: I feel safer in a country that has AQ in it or that is neutral.
[7/30/14, 3:10:39 PM] LAD: They took my money because someone reported me, for you nobody is reporting you, baby believe me you are safe

But Nigeria is safe..... for me. You? Maybe not so much.

[7/30/14, 3:11:13 PM] Lovely Assistant: But I will be safe in Nigeria too.
[7/30/14, 3:11:26 PM] LAD: In nigeria i am not safe i cant joke with my life
[7/30/14, 3:13:56 PM] Lovely Assistant: I suppose I can understand that. BH-Bud doesn’t like you.
[7/30/14, 3:15:11 PM] LAD: you should know that and you want me to go to and risky my life
[7/30/14, 3:15:37 PM] Lovely Assistant: No, I just don’t want to meet in Ghana. Plus I like to think that they would not hurt someone who is with me.
[7/30/14, 3:17:09 PM] LAD: ok rest let me have my money first and i will let you know where to meet ok dear

[7/30/14, 3:17:33 PM] Lovely Assistant: How long will it take you to get your money?
[7/30/14, 3:17:38 PM] Lovely Assistant: Why is it taking so long?
[7/30/14, 3:18:11 PM] LAD: BH-Bud dont like me and he dont care about people, he can waste anybody
[7/30/14, 3:18:41 PM] Lovely Assistant: He cares about people
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[7/30/14, 3:19:03 PM] LAD: i dont know why it is taking so long
[7/30/14, 3:19:23 PM] Lovely Assistant: well, it is too bad it is taking this long.
[7/30/14, 3:19:30 PM] Lovely Assistant: I want us to meet.
[7/30/14, 3:19:44 PM] Lovely Assistant: Did I tell you about the suicide bombers?
[7/30/14, 3:22:12 PM] Lovely Assistant: are you there hon?
[7/30/14, 3:23:55 PM] Lovely Assistant: ?

[7/30/14, 3:39:45 PM] LAD: it seems my net is bad again
[7/30/14, 3:40:21 PM] LAD: i am not seeing what i am writing to you.
[7/30/14, 4:04:15 PM] LAD: i am trying to reply many mail i have in my box but network is not allowing me

[7/31/14, 12:37:13 PM] Lovely Assistant: How are you today?
[7/31/14, 1:06:26 PM] LAD: Hello dear sorry see if you are seeing my write up
[7/31/14, 1:06:43 PM] LAD: and i sent you mail.
[7/31/14, 1:07:05 PM] Lovely Assistant: ok
[7/31/14, 1:07:11 PM] Lovely Assistant: I will read your note now
[7/31/14, 1:07:22 PM] LAD: ok

The note:

Quote:

Hello dear tks for your mail, i am fine today, and how about you, i will check if my skype is working, today i went to the mining site to see how my workers are doing and just come back.

If you wish to go to Bahrain no problem when i am set we can meet either in Ghana or Abidjan as you dont want to come to ghana now, i dont know if you are thinking you can kill me with all those trick, you have planned with Chemist and BH-Bud to kill me, after knowing that BH-Bud can not spear me when he sees me in lagos, you only plan for your safety and dont care about mine, there thousands white ladies walking about freely nobody disturbs them, because there free movement in Ghana and unless BH-Bud has told you how difficult it is to operate in ghana.

If you are leaving to Bahrain i wish you all the best and remember i love you,

Regards,
Lad

[7/31/14, 1:08:05 PM] Lovely Assistant: Are you accusing me of trying to kill you?
[7/31/14, 1:09:17 PM] LAD: it looks like that why are only caring for your security alone forgeting that BH-Bud can not spear me
[7/31/14, 1:10:19 PM] LAD: I ask to come to my own country you refuse and want me to come to lagos and loose my life
[7/31/14, 1:10:30 PM] Lovely Assistant: Well, we could meet in Abidjan

[7/31/14, 1:11:15 PM] LAD: listen very good dear, if not in my country forget the visit
[7/31/14, 1:11:34 PM] Lovely Assistant: Why?
[7/31/14, 1:11:40 PM] Lovely Assistant: You are not being very reasonable.
[7/31/14, 1:11:42 PM] LAD: Abidjan is not your country and not my country
[7/31/14, 1:12:25 PM] LAD: come to my country i will give you proction
[7/31/14, 1:12:50 PM] Lovely Assistant: If Chemist wanted you dead still you know it would not matter where you are right?

[7/31/14, 1:12:59 PM] LAD: how why, am not being reasonable
[7/31/14, 1:13:13 PM] Lovely Assistant: I mean, they killed a PM’s wife in Cameroon and I know now that B0ko Haram has some people in Ghana.
[7/31/14, 1:13:37 PM] LAD: listen Chemist can not try that in my country
[7/31/14, 1:13:39 PM] Lovely Assistant: Um. They didn’t kill her yet. I mean kidnap.
[7/31/14, 1:13:56 PM] Lovely Assistant: Ghana is very different from Cameroon?
[7/31/14, 1:15:12 PM] LAD: yes i know they can not try that shit in Ghana i assured you

[7/31/14, 1:15:55 PM] Lovely Assistant: I am not defending them but you saw the female suicide bombs right? I’m just saying, if they wanted you dead you would be dead. But you are alive. So why worry?
[7/31/14, 1:16:44 PM] LAD: i can not give that chance
[7/31/14, 1:17:42 PM] LAD: if you know you are sincere in what we intend to do together come to my country or i come to your country
[7/31/14, 1:17:58 PM] LAD: nigeria is not your country

[7/31/14, 1:18:02 PM] Lovely Assistant: Would you like me to ask Chemist if he closed the order for you and people in your street to be killed or if it is still supposed to be open for when B0ko Haram is not busy?
[7/31/14, 1:18:44 PM] LAD: Chemist can not even try that
[7/31/14, 1:19:12 PM] Lovely Assistant: You know I do not agree with what Chemist does all the time.
[7/31/14, 1:19:33 PM] LAD: yes i love you if you love come to my country
[7/31/14, 1:20:12 PM] Lovely Assistant: You would be surprised at the things Chemist has ordered. I do not condone everything he does. Just saying, you would be shocked if you knew.
[7/31/14, 1:21:47 PM] LAD: take dicision now coming to me or leaving to Bahrain without me
[7/31/14, 1:22:40 PM] LAD: as long as i know Chemist is nobody and can never kill me
[7/31/14, 1:23:31 PM] Lovely Assistant: If you do not think Chemist can kill you then why do you care where we meet?

[7/31/14, 1:24:27 PM] LAD: i can not submit to that cheap plan of his
[7/31/14, 1:24:52 PM] Lovely Assistant: Do you want me to find out if there is still an order in the system for your street?

[7/31/14, 1:25:42 PM] LAD: That will not solve issue, come to me if you love me period
[7/31/14, 1:25:57 PM] Lovely Assistant: Well. I do not want to come to you and be arrested.
[7/31/14, 1:27:12 PM] LAD: Nobody will arrest you for what which offend have you committed that someone should aarrest you, pls stop this saying
[7/31/14, 1:27:33 PM] Lovely Assistant: I do not know how they find out if someone is in AQ

[7/31/14, 1:28:42 PM] LAD: Nobody has that time here, my own case i was reported by the imam of the mosque
[7/31/14, 1:29:03 PM] LAD: in youe own case who is going to report you
[7/31/14, 1:29:04 PM] Lovely Assistant: That Imam sounds like a bad man.
[7/31/14, 1:29:12 PM] LAD: and for what
[7/31/14, 1:29:32 PM] LAD: He just dont like AQ
[7/31/14, 1:29:37 PM] Lovely Assistant: Why?
[7/31/14, 1:29:53 PM] LAD: i cant tell
[7/31/14, 1:29:59 PM] Lovely Assistant: Very strange man
[7/31/14, 1:30:13 PM] LAD: maybe due to bad work they are doing
[7/31/14, 1:30:25 PM] Lovely Assistant: I don’t think we’re bad.

[7/31/14, 1:31:04 PM] LAD: ok fine come down to ghana and meet and know my families
[7/31/14, 1:31:28 PM] Lovely Assistant: Speaking of your family, should I make sure that there is no longer any plan for them? I want them to be safe.
[7/31/14, 1:31:52 PM] Lovely Assistant: Also, if I am visiting, I should tell Chemist, right? Because what if I don’t and B0ko Haram is still supposed to bomb your street?
[7/31/14, 1:32:58 PM] LAD: my dear B0ko haram can not bomb my street, my street is fortify
[7/31/14, 1:33:09 PM] LAD: let him try
[7/31/14, 1:33:28 PM] LAD: that will be his end

[7/31/14, 1:35:11 PM] LAD: USA has put a ramson huge of money on the head of Chemist and his group
[7/31/14, 1:35:41 PM] LAD: terrorising the whole world
^
All of it

[7/31/14, 1:36:31 PM] LAD: and Nigeria has did same.
[7/31/14, 1:37:19 PM] Lovely Assistant: I am in Chemist’s group Sad

[7/31/14, 1:37:23 PM] LAD: For you nobody is looking for you.
[7/31/14, 1:38:16 PM] Lovely Assistant: Chemist doesn’t seem to be concerned about the money on his head. USA is paying 5 million if someone turns him in. He has a lot of people loyal to him though because of what he does.
[7/31/14, 1:38:31 PM] Lovely Assistant: I don’t want anything bad to happen to him. Or to you.
[7/31/14, 1:43:58 PM] LAD: my dear there is end of everything oneday, it started one day and will end oneday, anyone who kills will suffer dead oneday.

[7/31/14, 1:46:59 PM] Lovely Assistant: Are you still going to email Chemist or did you decide not to?
[7/31/14, 1:47:45 PM] Lovely Assistant: I can understand either way. On the one side, he is really nice and I work with him. On the other, he does order people killed sometimes. And not just the people he wants killed but anyone near them. He figures it sends more of a message.
[7/31/14, 1:50:08 PM] LAD: but any how you see him, he is a bad man, i am only condulling him because of you

[7/31/14, 2:09:31 PM] LAD: yes you must come to Ghana if you really love me
[7/31/14, 2:10:23 PM] Lovely Assistant: But what is the future for us? You would never come to Bahrain and I do not feel safe in Ghana.
[7/31/14, 2:11:40 PM] LAD: when you eventually come to Ghana you will see that Ghana is small heaven and will like to stay here

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