Will Parti Boi visit the diminutive one?

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Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2014 8:08 am

Following the request from Master, I've started steering my broke, miserable, selfish pet in a new adventure.

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Broda I need someone to do an easy job in Lagos. Most gomerboys are no longer in Nigeria and the police doesn't know u. It's not violent job, u just need to send a message to a boi that wanted to betray us. He dey small and coward so fear not for ur life. If he threatens u, just fart, he'll think u dey shoot a gun. I go tell u details soon. U go get 100 USD in a manner we will discuss when the job is done

Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2014 11:40 am

Good luck! Smile

I can't wait for the updates.

Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2014 12:32 pm

Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2014 4:05 pm

It looks like he's on track

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Chief: Are u doing this job? No violence, very easy, expenses paid plus 100 USD

Parti Boi: Yeah I will, so what is the Job about

Chief: Very good
You must go to Lagos, in an address I go give you. There you will find a short man named Peter XXXXX, he's a yoruba like you, but he tried to betray the gomer family. you must give him a paper like I will tell you to do when you're ready to travel

PB: What did MR peter did

Chief: He tried to sell info to the FBI
he's not a Mr he's just a small boi
he's two year older than u

PB: Before I will travel to anywhere chief I need guaranty

Chief: of safety? Of course, you must not fear

PB: Who is dis Peter?

Chief: he dey a rat and a coward
he think he na big big boi and he can outfool us
he tried selling infos on chief Harry

PB: Okay what did u want me to do to him now???

Chief: send him a message I will tell you
we don't want to kill him now. Just remind him we're the boss

PB: Do u guyz kill people? Like if someone mess up???

Chief: only for very big traitors
or very strong enemy
sometimes our sango priestess say only way to win is kill

PB: God
While dat is nor of m business sha
All I need is big Money

Chief: I think it dey not right because u can kill wrong man
I don't like killing and I go not kill this poor rat peter
just scare him up

PB: Okay Oooo
What is the way forward now???
Because I really need dis 100usd now

Chief: u must tell me when u will be ready to travel
then I go further more infos on the job
when it is done, I go send 100USD

Then he started whining, but I know him. He'll end up doing it, sooner or later.

By the way, Short-ee lives in a real hellhole, I've checked google maps for his address, and it's a very bad looking neighbourhood, 47 km from Lagos Island.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Sep 2013 Posts: 2205

This could get very interesting! Mr. Green

Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2014 8:29 pm

this will be fun Very Happy

Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2014 9:06 pm

Tururut - don't forget to tell your messenger that Peter is a noted homosexual.

Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2014 9:09 pm

Of course.

Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2014 9:31 pm

@Tururut: I'm eagerly watching your thread! I hope PB goes and get those pics and confirmation.

Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2014 10:07 pm

Good baiting TV...I'll be watching.

Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2014 11:03 pm

Very entertaining. I hope the best is yet to come. Wink

Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2014 11:38 pm

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he dey a rat and a coward

That's accurate! Turu, I can't wait for Act II.

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 6:11 pm

Just wondering, do you think it would help or hurt if you told him the diminutive one was gay?

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 6:54 pm

Waiting for more T

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 10:18 pm

modokmind wrote:

Just wondering, do you think it would help or hurt if you told him the diminutive one was gay?

I think it would somehow help in the "you have nothing to fear" angle. But then I should emphasize that Short-ee is a passive, so that he doesn't fear him raping him.

By the way, today he's whining that he doesn't want to go: I think he hasn't grasped the idea of "gomerbois obey their chiefs", but fear not, sooner or later he'll travel, I'm quite sure of it.

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 10:26 pm

Do you want Candy to send him an email about what a "real man" would do?

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 10:33 pm

Oh boy, this has the makings of an epic saga. oooooo

Baiting Guru Joined: 29 Jan 2008 Posts: 2529 Location: AU

can't wait for shorty to complain about this. hopefully your lad doesnt get lost on the way. There are other plans in the works if we can get good confirmation he is there.

Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2014 5:10 am

I'm very excited to see what happens next here.

If wasn't teetering in the edge of twigging, I would have suggested Rev. Ozzy as a candidate, but as things presently stand I'm not sure the Gomers could convince him to visit the house next door, let alone a stranger in Lagos.

Maybe sometime in the future, if Big X and I can get him properly hooked again.

Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2014 11:21 am

I have a different lad, Ben Gigs, who is in or around Lagos. I could get him to visit Shorty. PM me if interested.

Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2014 5:55 pm

Capone wrote:

Do you want Candy to send him an email about what a "real man" would do?

That would be great, thanks!

In a less positive note, things are never that easy for us.

lazy boi wrote:

Chief chief chief listen to my story
I'm financial melt down over here
I need money to blocks my course now
U can please send someone else???
Because I'm not good for the job
I'm so sorry Chief, it because of the bad experience have experience so far, nothing good come out from the trip, I don't wanna waste my precious time this time around, send another Gomer......
Chief did you know anybody in Nigeria that I can do my IT with? I diid not want to work in Benin city the salary is too small 10k for a Month, can you please help me find a better place.......
Or if u your self have any work for that I can do for Six Month as my IT, this time around I need deposit before I do any fuckin things, pay before work....have learn my lessons in previous trip, I have any I have in Benin republic and no regard at the end of the trip... Anyhow sha

Chief wrote:

Bro, we could have help u if u did right thing and u know perfectly well. Am only too happy to help brodas that help themself and do no mess up
but it dey important that u do this job. Police no sabi ur name, and other gangs no sabi ur name or ur face so u dey safe.
Look, If u do the job quick, I go add a laptop computer for this OK? A laptop only for u, but remember, only if u do the job quick

Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2014 6:19 pm

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Chief I'm so sorry Sir, I'm not interested in the job, I believe nothing good we come out in it, and if you really want me to go for the job for you, deposit first......

And

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Chief if you can deposit first, them look for another Gomer boyz For the job okay.....

And yet

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Look chief is not my fault, Gomers have never regard me before since 2011, so tell why should I believe you now? Please chief send another Gomer Boyz or you pay advance first.....

Tut tut... time for a slap.

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Broda, am thinking u dey forget something. U done promise loyalty to the Gomer family and to ur chiefs. I still get ur certificate, and I remember u well signing it. I done tolerate ur indiscipline far too big time.

ETA. His answer

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I don't understand your massage okay, all I said is that I'm not interested in the job, base on my IT, should you send another Gomer Boyz okay.....

Baiting Guru Joined: 10 Oct 2010 Posts: 3876

hmm

second character, who tells him in private, that gomer tries to recruit trusted people for a special and very rewarding tast. but he can't tell too much, because gomer could get angry. and you don't want gomer to be angry on you.

Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2014 2:02 am

@Tururut: That sucks, my friend. I really thought you would get him to move.

Hopefully one of my lads (well actually team lads as it's co-baiters) can get one of them to travel and get the info.

Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2014 2:11 am

I'm not counting TV out..he's not done.

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