No killing during Football - the full rant

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Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2014 4:31 am

This is long but pretty funny throughout (especially toward the end). I'll post in sections so not to have an extremely long single post. The lad is exceptionally dim and it takes him a long time to realize who I work for.

[6/25/14, 5:02:40 PM] J at Seven fake: Hi. It's J
[6/27/14, 11:29:25 PM] LAD MUGU:
We exporter of Gold Bar and Rough Diamond, and we are looking for a reliable buyer and partner…
//insert standard lad pitch on gold bars, pricing, etc.

[6/27/14, 11:29:28 PM] LAD MUGU: HI
[6/27/14, 11:29:30 PM] LAD MUGU: HELLO
[6/27/14, 11:29:49 PM] LAD MUGU: WE SEND YOU OUR OFFER
[6/27/14, 11:29:54 PM] LAD MUGU: OF GOLD AND DIAMOND
[6/27/14, 11:30:00 PM] LAD MUGU: KINDLY CONFIRM

[6/27/14, 11:30:12 PM] PADME AK: Hello.
[6/27/14, 11:30:14 PM] PADME AK: How are you?
[6/27/14, 11:30:22 PM] LAD MUGU: AM FINE THIS MORNING
[6/27/14, 11:31:00 PM] PADME AK: Your pricing is reasonable on gold. We’re not purchasing diamonds.

[6/27/14, 11:31:12 PM] LAD MUGU: OK
[6/27/14, 11:31:18 PM] PADME AK: As you know, we always handle our own transportation.
[6/27/14, 11:31:39 PM] LAD MUGU: AND YOU ARE PAYING CASH?
[6/27/14, 11:32:23 PM] PADME AK: Of course. We always pay cash. How else would we pay?

[6/27/14, 11:32:36 PM] LAD MUGU: AFTER ASSAY IN GHANA
[6/27/14, 11:33:24 PM] PADME AK: Yes.
[6/27/14, 11:33:49 PM] PADME AK: After everything is completed in Ghana we will handle the transportation over the borders to our location.
[6/27/14, 11:33:50 PM] LAD MUGU: WE USE E.A.R LOGISTIC REFINERY TO ASSAY IN GHANA
[6/27/14, 11:34:09 PM] LAD MUGU: YES
[6/27/14, 11:34:54 PM] PADME AK: That’s fine, we can go over this when we get to the requisition stage. I’m not going to micromanage the process.

[6/27/14, 11:35:22 PM] LAD MUGU: THEN WHEN ARE YOU COMING DOWN THEN?
[6/27/14, 11:35:46 PM] PADME AK: Can you do 60 Kgs?
[6/27/14, 11:35:58 PM] LAD MUGU: Even 25kg
[6/27/14, 11:36:16 PM] PADME AK: 60 is ok for a first order.
[6/27/14, 11:36:16 PM] LAD MUGU: we only looking to build relationship first
[6/27/14, 11:36:24 PM] PADME AK: Exactly. Same here.

[6/27/14, 11:36:49 PM] PADME AK: We are expanding our operation into Ghana and are purchasing gold so that we can purchase other items that are not bought easily with cash.
[6/27/14, 11:37:04 PM] PADME AK: So we are looking for friendly companies in Ghana who can be our suppliers.
[6/27/14, 11:37:34 PM] LAD MUGU: you are welcome
[6/27/14, 11:39:23 PM] PADME AK: So, as you know, I’m not based in West Africa, I’m moving to Libya in about a month because the time difference is killing me. LOL but I oversee all of our activities in Northern Africa and the middle east which impact my field, which is chemical agents.
[6/27/14, 11:39:52 PM] LAD MUGU: OK

[6/27/14, 11:39:57 PM] PADME AK: So I will have my gold experts work with you, since that is not my speciality. I just know how much I need to make the purchases to complete my own projects. Make sense?
[6/27/14, 11:40:18 PM] LAD MUGU: OK
[6/27/14, 11:40:27 PM] LAD MUGU: THEN WHAT IS YOUR EMAIL ID
[6/27/14, 11:40:35 PM] LAD MUGU: SO I CAN EMAIL YOU MY OFFER
[6/27/14, 11:41:01 PM] PADME AK: [email protected], but I have a couple quick questions.
[6/27/14, 11:41:25 PM] LAD MUGU: ok

[6/27/14, 11:41:50 PM] PADME AK: When can you receive a small team of my men to visit and establish a relationship?
[6/27/14, 11:42:30 PM] LAD MUGU: When they are ready send me their passport for their invitation letter
[6/27/14, 11:42:51 PM] PADME AK: They do not send passports in advance and we handle all of their travel arrangements.
[6/27/14, 11:42:56 PM] LAD MUGU: i ask my wife to send you my offer now
[6/27/14, 11:43:01 PM] LAD MUGU: ok

[6/27/14, 11:43:02 PM] PADME AK: That is just due to the nature of our business
[6/27/14, 11:43:23 PM] PADME AK: They need some time to get there because we always travel by road.
[6/27/14, 11:43:31 PM] LAD MUGU: then they send me their passport information
[6/27/14, 11:43:32 PM] PADME AK: Where in Ghana are your offices for the initial meeting?
[6/27/14, 11:43:46 PM] LAD MUGU: in Accra
[6/27/14, 11:43:50 PM] PADME AK: Ok

[6/27/14, 11:44:23 PM] LAD MUGU: But i hope they can send us their passport informations
[6/27/14, 11:44:52 PM] LAD MUGU: And where are they coming from that they are using road???
[6/27/14, 11:46:11 PM] PADME AK: Borno. It takes at least two driving days because we take a northern route through Nigeria and Benin and then pass through Togo until driving south to meet with you.
[6/27/14, 11:46:45 PM] LAD MUGU: Ok, you are coming from Nigeria??
[6/27/14, 11:47:45 PM] PADME AK: Yes
[6/27/14, 11:48:01 PM] LAD MUGU: Ok

[6/27/14, 11:48:58 PM] LAD MUGU: then you need to be able to provide me their passport informations so i will provide them an invitation letter, to avoid problem when you get into Ghana
[6/27/14, 11:49:22 PM] LAD MUGU: You know the problem in Nigeria makes Security very hard here in Ghana
[6/27/14, 11:49:26 PM] PADME AK: They travel into Ghana all the time. Our organization is very equipped to handle all of the travel arrangements. That is kind of you however.
[6/27/14, 11:49:56 PM] PADME AK: Yes. We are well aware of the Nigerian government. But remember, they do not like us, so we are hardly going to let them get in our way.
[6/27/14, 11:50:14 PM] LAD MUGU: ok

[6/27/14, 11:50:29 PM] PADME AK: I am sorry that the Nigerian government is causing problems in your country.
[6/27/14, 11:50:50 PM] LAD MUGU: so then before your coming you need to provide me their arrival details before they arrive
[6/27/14, 11:50:59 PM] PADME AK: Of course.
[6/27/14, 11:51:31 PM] PADME AK: I will coordinate things from here and make sure you and my team in Borno have all of the details you each need.
[6/27/14, 11:51:44 PM] LAD MUGU: ok
[6/27/14, 11:51:54 PM] LAD MUGU: my wife send you the offer

[6/27/14, 11:51:58 PM] PADME AK: How closely regulated by the government are you?
[6/27/14, 11:52:00 PM] LAD MUGU: you can check your mail
[6/27/14, 11:52:12 PM] PADME AK: You know that you can not put my organization’s name on your paperwork of course, yes?
[6/27/14, 11:52:24 PM] LAD MUGU: My father is chief of my communitees
[6/27/14, 11:52:37 PM] PADME AK: Is he aligned with the government also?
[6/27/14, 11:52:38 PM] LAD MUGU: Like how??
[6/27/14, 11:52:43 PM] PADME AK: ?
[6/27/14, 11:52:46 PM] LAD MUGU: Yes
[6/27/14, 11:53:01 PM] PADME AK: And he does not mind you doing business with our Nigerian operation?
[6/27/14, 11:53:11 PM] PADME AK: Your president came out pretty strongly against us.
[6/27/14, 11:53:12 PM] LAD MUGU: No
[6/27/14, 11:53:16 PM] PADME AK: This surprises me.

Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2014 4:38 am

[6/27/14, 11:53:32 PM] LAD MUGU: many Nigeria comes here for diamond and gold business
[6/27/14, 11:54:00 PM] PADME AK: From the north?
[6/27/14, 11:54:25 PM] LAD MUGU: Yorubas and some ministers from Northan part of Nigeria
[6/27/14, 11:54:35 PM] LAD MUGU: they send their brothers and friends
[6/27/14, 11:55:01 PM] PADME AK: The government?
[6/27/14, 11:55:09 PM] LAD MUGU: yes
[6/27/14, 11:55:14 PM] PADME AK: Goodluck hates us.
[6/27/14, 11:55:31 PM] LAD MUGU: I dont understand the man my self
[6/27/14, 11:55:45 PM] PADME AK: No. We do not either.
[6/27/14, 11:55:57 PM] PADME AK: It would be nice if he could stop yelling about us in the newspaper.

[6/27/14, 11:56:09 PM] LAD MUGU: So are you a nigeria?
[6/27/14, 11:56:35 PM] PADME AK: No. I work for an international organization that operates across many countries but especially the middle east and northern africa.
[6/27/14, 11:56:44 PM] PADME AK: We have a group that operates in Nigeria.
[6/27/14, 11:57:02 PM] LAD MUGU: which group is that?
[6/27/14, 11:57:03 PM] PADME AK: I work with all of our teams when needed for whatever project I’m working on at the time.
[6/27/14, 11:57:15 PM] PADME AK: The parent group?
[6/27/14, 11:57:46 PM] LAD MUGU: You based where at moment?
[6/27/14, 11:57:59 PM] PADME AK: Me personally or the organization?
[6/27/14, 11:58:16 PM] LAD MUGU: you personally
[6/27/14, 11:58:46 PM] PADME AK: I have a lab in Havana, Cuba and also one in Tripoli, Libya
[6/27/14, 11:59:04 PM] LAD MUGU: you based in cuba?
[6/27/14, 11:59:50 PM] PADME AK: Right now. I’m moving to Tripoli permanently in about a month. The timezone difference is killing me and we are really busy right now.
[6/28/14, 12:00:14 AM] LAD MUGU: ok

[6/28/14, 12:00:49 AM] PADME AK: But the team in Borno would handle this transaction for me, so you would be dealing with a customer not so far away.
[6/28/14, 12:01:08 AM] LAD MUGU: ok
[6/28/14, 12:01:19 AM] PADME AK: You know you can not inform any member of your government, even your father right? Your president has declared us the enemy.
[6/28/14, 12:01:45 AM] LAD MUGU: no
[6/28/14, 12:01:53 AM] LAD MUGU: my father most be awhere
[6/28/14, 12:02:21 AM] PADME AK: ok.
[6/28/14, 12:05:01 AM] PADME AK: Well, we are always looking for friendly companies, especially as we are expanding.
[6/28/14, 12:05:06 AM] PADME AK: So this could be very good.
[6/28/14, 12:05:20 AM] LAD MUGU: yes

[6/28/14, 12:05:27 AM] LAD MUGU: but you are coming with them?
[6/28/14, 12:06:25 AM] PADME AK: No. I never travel for commodities deals. I’m too busy in my lab. I just ask my teams in various regions to purchase non-cash securities when I am getting close to a product release.
[6/28/14, 12:06:46 AM] PADME AK: The products I make are only partially made by me. Then I have to purchase supplies.
[6/28/14, 12:06:48 AM] PADME AK: you see?
[6/28/14, 12:07:44 AM] LAD MUGU: ok
[6/28/14, 12:07:56 AM] LAD MUGU: Then how many of them are coming?
[6/28/14, 12:09:52 AM] PADME AK: 4. Maybe 5?

[6/28/14, 12:10:13 AM] PADME AK: I have a call with them a little later to discuss some other things we’re working on so I can talk about it and see what they think.
[6/28/14, 12:10:17 AM] LAD MUGU: and they all are coming to buy 60kg of gold?
[6/28/14, 12:10:30 AM] PADME AK: They will want to meet with you to establish a relationship.
[6/28/14, 12:10:44 AM] LAD MUGU: ok
[6/28/14, 12:10:55 AM] PADME AK: It is important for anyone in our organization to know that they are dealing with a business that is not going to get us in trouble with their government.
[6/28/14, 12:11:04 AM] PADME AK: We do not recognize the governments of Nigeria or Ghana
[6/28/14, 12:11:21 AM] LAD MUGU: why?
[6/28/14, 12:12:06 AM] PADME AK: It’s not in our charter. We are an international organization and do not believe in borders.
[6/28/14, 12:12:20 AM] LAD MUGU: ok

[6/28/14, 12:12:30 AM] PADME AK: You have read about us, yes?
[6/28/14, 12:12:45 AM] LAD MUGU: where?
[6/28/14, 12:12:50 AM] PADME AK: Everywhere.
[6/28/14, 12:12:56 AM] LAD MUGU: No

Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2014 4:51 am

Now it begins to dawn on him....

[6/28/14, 12:13:10 AM] LAD MUGU: this is my first time coming across you now
[6/28/14, 12:14:04 AM] PADME AK: Goodluck must yell at us every day. Eventhough I know he is in Nigeria, your president hates us too. They signed some ridiculous agreement with Benin even involved declaring their disapproval of us (as if we didn’t know and as if we care)
[6/28/14, 12:15:08 AM] LAD MUGU: what type of agreement did they sign with Benin?
[6/28/14, 12:15:42 AM] PADME AK: It was ridiculous. We do not even care. Basically, they are against us. We are against them. No news there.
[6/28/14, 12:16:14 AM] LAD MUGU: ok, but you know benin hate nigerias?
[6/28/14, 12:16:36 AM] PADME AK: The one thing all of west Africa seems to agree upon is that they hate us. LOL
[6/28/14, 12:17:19 AM] LAD MUGU: Yes, then why did the west africa see that they hate nigeria
[6/28/14, 12:17:27 AM] LAD MUGU: I cannot understand
[6/28/14, 12:17:44 AM] LAD MUGU: and non of them can make it without Nigeria
[6/28/14, 12:17:48 AM] PADME AK: I have no idea. I don’t follow politics there. I just know that they are out to get our organization.
[6/28/14, 12:18:08 AM] PADME AK: Nigeria hates us and we’re based there. So go figure.

[6/28/14, 12:18:16 AM] PADME AK: I mean the people do not hate us. Just the government.
[6/28/14, 12:18:29 AM] PADME AK: But governments always hate us in every country from the USA to Iraq
[6/28/14, 12:18:55 AM] LAD MUGU: wahooooo
[6/28/14, 12:19:02 AM] PADME AK: lol what?
[6/28/14, 12:20:46 AM] PADME AK: Anyway, enough of politics. LOL How soon can you be ready to meet my team?

[6/28/14, 12:21:34 AM] PADME AK: ?
[6/28/14, 12:21:37 AM] PADME AK: you there?
[6/28/14, 12:22:02 AM] LAD MUGU: yes
[6/28/14, 12:22:11 AM] PADME AK: ok

[6/28/14, 12:22:30 AM] LAD MUGU: I have told you that when they are ready send me their arrival details and phone contact
[6/28/14, 12:22:48 AM] LAD MUGU: If they can arrive monday they will be also good
[6/28/14, 12:23:30 AM] PADME AK: That will probably be too soon because they travel in trucks and have to stay out of the south until they have no choice.
[6/28/14, 12:23:56 AM] PADME AK: I can not over state how much hot water we are in with the various governments around there. lol
[6/28/14, 12:24:22 AM] LAD MUGU: how?
[6/28/14, 12:24:29 AM] PADME AK: How what?
[6/28/14, 12:24:51 AM] LAD MUGU: You said how much hot water
[6/28/14, 12:25:19 AM] PADME AK: Like I said, bad enough that the leaders are yelling about it.
[6/28/14, 12:25:31 AM] LAD MUGU: ok

[6/28/14, 12:25:46 AM] LAD MUGU: then why are they taking road?
[6/28/14, 12:25:51 AM] LAD MUGU: why not flight
[6/28/14, 12:27:25 AM] PADME AK: ha. Goodluck Jonathan declared… and this is a quote… “Total War” on us.
[6/28/14, 12:27:32 AM] PADME AK: Would you fly under those conditions?

[6/28/14, 12:28:19 AM] LAD MUGU: But you know through Benin boarder you can have problem?
[6/28/14, 12:28:39 AM] PADME AK: The American president is even on our case. Why is Nigeria dealing with the Americans? Ridiculous.
[6/28/14, 12:28:49 AM] PADME AK: My team has established routes they use.
[6/28/14, 12:28:58 AM] PADME AK: I don’t know the details. I leave it up to them.
[6/28/14, 12:29:53 AM] LAD MUGU: THEIR PASSPORT IS IT NIGERIA PASSPORT?
[6/28/14, 12:30:26 AM] PADME AK: They were born in Nigeria, but I told you we do not recognize borders or governments.

[6/28/14, 12:30:52 AM] LAD MUGU: But they are using nigeria passport
[6/28/14, 12:31:50 AM] PADME AK: I suppose. I don’t ask them how they do things. I just make equipment for them and if they want the things I make in my lab, they need to pay for it. Make sense?
[6/28/14, 12:32:40 AM] PADME AK: Like I said, I’m not from West Africa, I work for our worldwide organization. I do not try to understand everything about what people do in their own territories.
[6/28/14, 12:33:01 AM] LAD MUGU: ok
[6/28/14, 12:33:14 AM] LAD MUGU: now what type equipment are you making for them?
[6/28/14, 12:33:29 AM] PADME AK: I mean, look at me, I have a PhD in chemistry. I could not make my products without that knowledge and yet our nigerian operation calls itself western education is forbidden. Try to make sense of that.

[6/28/14, 12:34:50 AM] PADME AK: But, it’s their street fight, not mine. I just work for the global operation and help whoever they want me to.
[6/28/14, 12:35:02 AM] PADME AK: Anyway, I better go. I have my Boko call in a little while.
[6/28/14, 12:35:07 AM] PADME AK: Can you send me the proposal soon?

[6/28/14, 12:36:26 AM] LAD MUGU: What is boko?
[6/28/14, 12:36:58 AM] PADME AK: Boko Haram. If you google it you’ll see a bunch of articles with Goodluck Jonathan yelling about it.
[6/28/14, 12:37:18 AM] LAD MUGU: what is their mission?
[6/28/14, 12:37:27 AM] LAD MUGU: are you part of them?
[6/28/14, 12:37:45 AM] PADME AK: I work for the global organization. Boko is a regional group.
[6/28/14, 12:37:56 AM] PADME AK: So we share the same overall cause, but they also have their own agenda.
[6/28/14, 12:38:00 AM] PADME AK: Make sense?
[6/28/14, 12:38:15 AM] LAD MUGU: I cannot understand

Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2014 5:06 am

Further down the rabbit hole

[6/28/14, 12:38:24 AM] LAD MUGU: But they kill?
[6/28/14, 12:38:33 AM] LAD MUGU: we see in BBC
[6/28/14, 12:38:36 AM] PADME AK: There is a war. People get killed in wars.

[6/28/14, 12:39:21 AM] LAD MUGU: But if they are coming to Ghana, Ghana security is too hot for them
[6/28/14, 12:39:29 AM] PADME AK: They can handle it.
[6/28/14, 12:39:38 AM] LAD MUGU: because security light is every where
[6/28/14, 12:39:48 AM] PADME AK: Besides, we are trying to expand our operation into Ghana anyway.
[6/28/14, 12:39:54 AM] PADME AK: The more friendly partners we have the better.
[6/28/14, 12:40:27 AM] LAD MUGU: If that is your mission am not interested on that pls?

[6/28/14, 12:40:39 AM] PADME AK: I do not understand?
[6/28/14, 12:40:44 AM] LAD MUGU: yes
[6/28/14, 12:40:47 AM] PADME AK: ?
[6/28/14, 12:40:49 AM] PADME AK: What?
[6/28/14, 12:40:54 AM] LAD MUGU: Boko
[6/28/14, 12:41:00 AM] PADME AK: what about it?

[6/28/14, 12:41:18 AM] LAD MUGU: No body what to hear about that name
[6/28/14, 12:41:40 AM] PADME AK: There isn’t much I can do about the name of the group. LOL

[6/28/14, 12:42:03 AM] LAD MUGU: Nigerians dont have respect again because of that name
[6/28/14, 12:42:26 AM] LAD MUGU: any where they see nigerians here they arrest them
[6/28/14, 12:43:07 AM] PADME AK: I can’t do anything about the crazy Nigerian government.
[6/28/14, 12:43:31 AM] PADME AK: Any way, I have a call with them in a little while. Do you want to send the proposal to my email and I can discuss it with them?
[6/28/14, 12:43:53 AM] PADME AK: They can’t get to you by Monday, but if they like the proposal they could probably be there by, Wednesday?
[6/28/14, 12:43:54 AM] LAD MUGU: PLEASE AM NOT INTERESTED

[6/28/14, 12:44:07 AM] PADME AK: You don’t want to sell to us?
[6/28/14, 12:44:21 AM] PADME AK: Isn’t that what you do for a living? LOL
[6/28/14, 12:44:52 AM] LAD MUGU: YES, BUT NOT USING THAT TO BRING IN BOKO IN MY COUNTRY?
[6/28/14, 12:45:31 AM] PADME AK: You do know we have people in Ghana now, right? But the people I work with on things like gold are all in Borno.
[6/28/14, 12:45:53 AM] LAD MUGU: thanks for that pls

[6/28/14, 12:46:01 AM] PADME AK: Thanks for what?
[6/28/14, 12:46:47 AM] LAD MUGU: Please i cannot proceed
[6/28/14, 12:47:25 AM] PADME AK: Why?
[6/28/14, 12:47:42 AM] LAD MUGU: I cannot explain

[6/28/14, 12:47:58 AM] PADME AK: I thought this was a fairly straight forward gold purchase.
[6/28/14, 12:48:18 AM] LAD MUGU: yes
[6/28/14, 12:48:28 AM] PADME AK: So, what’s the problem?
[6/28/14, 12:48:37 AM] PADME AK: It’s not like you hate us, right?
[6/28/14, 12:49:06 AM] LAD MUGU: I dont hate you, this is human issue we are talking about
[6/28/14, 12:49:53 AM] PADME AK: The human issue? We just want to buy some gold off of you. It’s just business.
[6/28/14, 12:50:09 AM] LAD MUGU: THANKS

[6/28/14, 12:50:27 AM] PADME AK: We come in, meet you, inspect the facilities. If all goes well we pay. In cash. Handle all of the transportation ourselves.
[6/28/14, 12:50:35 AM] PADME AK: Trust me. We are the best customer you could ask for.
[6/28/14, 12:50:48 AM] LAD MUGU: THANKS
[6/28/14, 12:50:54 AM] PADME AK: No problem Smile

[6/28/14, 12:51:01 AM] PADME AK: So you’ll send over the details then?
[6/28/14, 12:51:18 AM] PADME AK: If I’m going to get some people over to you I have to talk to them about it on tonight’s call.

[6/28/14, 5:16:58 AM] PADME AK: Hi. How are you?
[6/28/14, 5:17:14 AM] PADME AK: Did you have a pleasant morning?
[6/28/14, 5:19:44 AM] PADME AK: I talked to the team last night and they are happy to buy the gold for me, however I didn’t see your email.
[6/28/14, 5:19:48 AM] PADME AK: Do you have my address?

[6/28/14, 5:23:50 AM] LAD MUGU: PLEASE AM NOT INTERESTED TO SELL
[6/28/14, 5:24:06 AM] PADME AK: We do not sell anything.
[6/28/14, 5:24:13 AM] PADME AK: Are you saying you want to join us?

Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2014 5:13 am

The Rant

[6/28/14, 5:25:03 AM] LAD MUGU: AM A CHRISTIAN
[6/28/14, 5:25:05 AM] LAD MUGU: OL
[6/28/14, 5:25:05 AM] LAD MUGU: OK
[6/28/14, 5:25:05 AM] PADME AK: Are you saying you do not want to sell gold?

[6/28/14, 5:25:19 AM] LAD MUGU: AM NOT INTERESTED ON THAT BULLSHIT GROUP
[6/28/14, 5:25:20 AM] LAD MUGU: OK
[6/28/14, 5:25:32 AM] PADME AK: That’s not a very nice thing to say.

[6/28/14, 5:26:28 AM] LAD MUGU: DID YOU KNOW HOW MANY SOUL THAT HAS GONE ON THIS YOU CALL A GROUP
[6/28/14, 5:26:39 AM] LAD MUGU: WHAT ARE YOU THINKING IN LIFE
[6/28/14, 5:26:51 AM] PADME AK: What I “call” a group?
[6/28/14, 5:26:59 AM] LAD MUGU: HOW MANY YEARS REMAINS YOU ON THIS LITTLE EARTH YOU ARE TODAY
[6/28/14, 5:27:15 AM] PADME AK: I’m only 33. I hope I live a long time
[6/28/14, 5:27:26 AM] PADME AK: Why are you in such a bad mood?

[6/28/14, 5:27:27 AM] LAD MUGU: PLEASE LOOK INTO YOUR LIFE AND CAN YOU TELL ME YOUR FUTURES WHAT IT LOOK LIKE
[6/28/14, 5:27:35 AM] PADME AK: I love my life.

[6/28/14, 5:28:23 AM] LAD MUGU: JESUS CHRIST IS MY FATHER AND I CANNOT DO ANYTHING THAT WILL MAKE HIM TO DIE AGAIN
[6/28/14, 5:28:45 AM] LAD MUGU: SO RECEIVE JESUS CHRIST IN YOUR LIFE AS YOUR LORD
[6/28/14, 5:28:45 AM] LAD MUGU: OK
[6/28/14, 5:29:04 AM] PADME AK: Jesus, pbuh, was a great prophet. But what does Jesus have to do with your gold business?
[6/28/14, 5:29:14 AM] PADME AK: Are you ok? You sound a little odd today.

[6/28/14, 5:29:42 AM] LAD MUGU: YES, I RECEIVE A MESSAGE FROM GOD
[6/28/14, 5:29:49 AM] LAD MUGU: GOD IS LEADING ME
[6/28/14, 5:29:54 AM] PADME AK: What did god have to say?
[6/28/14, 5:30:04 AM] LAD MUGU: SO PLEASE THE SOUL THAT HAS GONE IS MY CONCERN
[6/28/14, 5:30:14 AM] PADME AK: What?

[6/28/14, 5:30:49 AM] LAD MUGU: EVERY CNN AND BBC IS GIVING NEWS ABOUT THE COUNTRY NIGERIA, BOKO HARAN, WHAT IS ALL THIS YOU PEOPLE ARE CAUSING INNOCENT PEOPLE PAIN
[6/28/14, 5:31:06 AM] LAD MUGU: STOP ALL THIS OR GOD ANGER WILL BOST ON YOU PEOPLE SOON
[6/28/14, 5:31:07 AM] PADME AK: I told you our group was on the news.
[6/28/14, 5:32:05 AM] PADME AK: I told you who I worked for from the start and you did not seem to have a problem with it.

[6/28/14, 5:33:27 AM] PADME AK: Why do you hate us so much?
[6/28/14, 5:33:57 AM] LAD MUGU: YOU SHAILD INNOCENT BLOOD
[6/28/14, 5:34:51 AM] LAD MUGU: PEOPLE ARE WATCHING FOOTBALL YOU PEOPLE KILL THEM, WHY, WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU PEOPLE
[6/28/14, 5:35:15 AM] LAD MUGU: IS IT GOOD IN YOUR EYE, CHECK IT
[6/28/14, 5:35:58 AM] PADME AK: People get killed in wars. You must know this.
[6/28/14, 5:36:06 AM] PADME AK: And, by the way, I like football.

[6/28/14, 5:37:13 AM] LAD MUGU: ARE YOU PEOPLE FIGHTING WAR IN NIGERIA?
[6/28/14, 5:37:19 AM] LAD MUGU: STOP THAT
[6/28/14, 5:38:01 AM] LAD MUGU: NO WICKED THAT WILL GO UNPONISHE
[6/28/14, 5:38:07 AM] LAD MUGU: YOU KNOW THAT
[6/28/14, 5:39:02 AM] PADME AK: See it from my point of view. I’m a chemist who works for a large organization with groups all over the world.
[6/28/14, 5:39:38 AM] PADME AK: Right now I’m helping Boko. Next week I’m shipping some product to our people fighting in Iraq. It’s all the same to me.
[6/28/14, 5:40:06 AM] LAD MUGU: GLORY BE TO GOD
[6/28/14, 5:40:08 AM] PADME AK: I’m not going to tell my colleagues where and how to fight. Why would I do that?

[6/28/14, 5:40:14 AM] LAD MUGU: CLAP YOUR HAND
[6/28/14, 5:40:21 AM] LAD MUGU: YOU ARE DOING GOOD THING
[6/28/14, 5:40:37 AM] LAD MUGU: ALL THE MUSLIM COUNTRIES THEIR IS NO PEACE
[6/28/14, 5:40:40 AM] LAD MUGU: WHY?
[6/28/14, 5:41:27 AM] PADME AK: We are fighting for muslims in muslim countries. I do not think you understand my group’s mission.
[6/28/14, 5:47:17 AM] PADME AK: Are you ok? You seem very upset.

Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2014 10:43 am

Self righteous worm, isn't he? I much prefer the chemist Very Happy

Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2014 11:18 am

I am loving your boko baits!

Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2014 12:48 pm

Quote:

NO WICKED THAT WILL GO UNPONISHE

This is hilarious, Padme. Well done! Thumbs up

Something the mods dream up Joined: 22 Apr 2014 Posts: 905

nice one padme Thumbs up

Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2014 2:05 pm

I get a kick out of these baits too!! Well done again Padme! Thumbs up

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 30 Mar 2012 Posts: 947

Nice.

Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2014 11:43 pm

I wonder if he is actually refusing to go forward with the deal because he is worried about ripping off a major terrorist group and what they will do to him. I have a feeling if he felt this was safe he would be a lot more sympathetic.

Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2014 12:11 am

I imagine it has a lot more to do with his fear of ripping off Boko than his disgust over their daily dose of mayhem. Maybe a little of both (he did seem a bit crazed at the end)...but mostly fear. At least I'd like to think so. Twisted Evil

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Interesting bait and one heck of a mind bender for them. I would imagine that they step back because they're afraid of the boys who hide behind iron sights rather than a computer screen (lads really are cowards).

Perhaps you could work in that your boko contacts reviewed the correspondence and realized that he is a yahoo boy and said not to deal with him. However if he is interested he can become your cyber mujihadeen:

http://www.beyondthenews.biz/Cyber+Jihad-Technical-Mujahideen.html

Of course he would have to convert (insert appropriate ceremony here), only agree to target the 'kafir' (كافر/infidel, apostate, or unbeliever), and only then would boko give him 'high priority targets' to rob where you guys would split the funds in the high stakes.

I think you can find a few high stakes targets around this forum. Laughing

Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2014 3:05 am

That cracked me up! Funny how he is so opposed to a terrorist group when he himself has probably brought pain upon innocent people daily. No difference in my opinion, a lad is just as bad as a terrorist. My eyes were really rolling when he brought God & Jesus into it, like Jesus would be okay with him stealing money from innocent people)

Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2014 11:47 am

Joker - I will try this modality!

Meanwhile, if you want to read some really weird stuff check out the Boko one I just posted..half way through I rant at my fake-american-general for being racist against black people (why else wouldn't he want to work with Boko?). Laughing

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