Where is the location of the rebel base??

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Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 2:53 am

This chat is the most recent between my character, a chemical weapons manufacturer, and the lad, posing as a Major in the US Army based in Syria.

For this moral test, I wanted to see if the lad would be willing to do something that would get people hurt, so I asked him to give me intelligence on where his troops would be in two weeks time (so we could attack).

Of course any answer will be BS since the lad is neither American nor in Syria, so I upped the anti and said that I was going to lay chemical waste to the area anyway -just based on his intel. Now a normal minded person might say something like.... "Um...wait, even if the troops don't show up?"

Keep in mind while reading...the lad thinks this shit is real.

Quote:

[6/24/14, 4:03:29 PM] MUGU LAD: i will support assad
[6/24/14, 4:03:33 PM] MUGU LAD: secret ok
[6/24/14, 4:03:36 PM] MUGU LAD: help me ok

[6/24/14, 4:04:13 PM] BAITER PADME: hmmm
[6/24/14, 4:04:21 PM] BAITER PADME: Ok.
[6/24/14, 4:04:23 PM] BAITER PADME: Prove it.

[6/24/14, 4:04:36 PM] MUGU LAD: when u help me

[6/24/14, 4:04:38 PM] BAITER PADME: Tell me something about the American operations in Syria that I can tell the Syrian army

[6/24/14, 4:04:40 PM] MUGU LAD: you take 10%
[6/24/14, 4:04:44 PM] BAITER PADME: Nope. You first.

[6/24/14, 4:04:51 PM] MUGU LAD: ok

[6/24/14, 4:05:09 PM] BAITER PADME: Are your troops going to be in Damascus next Tuesday or in two weeks?
[6/24/14, 4:05:12 PM] BAITER PADME: We don’t know
[6/24/14, 4:05:18 PM] BAITER PADME: And that knowledge would be useful.

[6/24/14, 4:05:34 PM] MUGU LAD: what
[6/24/14, 4:08:08 PM] MUGU LAD: help me ok

[6/24/14, 4:09:56 PM] BAITER PADME: It doesn’t seem like you are very sincere.

[6/24/14, 4:10:12 PM] MUGU LAD: i am honest and sincere man ok

[6/24/14, 4:10:21 PM] BAITER PADME: You are a major. You know if the Americans are planning to move on Damascus next week or the week after. Why not tell me?
[6/24/14, 4:11:25 PM] MUGU LAD: many are in iraq
[6/24/14, 4:11:32 PM] MUGU LAD: new went there

[6/24/14, 4:11:34 PM] BAITER PADME: I know that.
[6/24/14, 4:11:35 PM] MUGU LAD: i knw ok

[6/24/14, 4:11:51 PM] BAITER PADME: But we can’t very well send a bunch of chemical weapons over the entire country of Iraq can we??

[6/24/14, 4:12:08 PM] MUGU LAD: yes
[6/24/14, 4:12:18 PM] MUGU LAD: i can support u

[6/24/14, 4:13:23 PM] BAITER PADME: Look Major. We know your people are on their way to Damascus. We we know the route. All I need to know is…will they be at checkpoint 1d11 next Tuesday or are they waiting a week for the ISIS activity to calm down?

[6/24/14, 4:14:17 PM] MUGU LAD: in 2 week time
[6/24/14, 4:14:30 PM] MUGU LAD: new soldier will come over here ok

[6/24/14, 4:15:40 PM] BAITER PADME: Two weeks?
[6/24/14, 4:15:48 PM] BAITER PADME: 4 platoons or 6?
[6/24/14, 4:15:59 PM] MUGU LAD: 4

[6/24/14, 4:16:08 PM] BAITER PADME: OK.
[6/24/14, 4:16:19 PM] BAITER PADME: This is useful. This will give us time to get the drop on them

[6/24/14, 4:16:36 PM] BAITER PADME: Do me a favor ok? Do NOT be with that deployment. The entire sector will be COMPLETELY destroyed.
[6/24/14, 4:16:41 PM] BAITER PADME: From a distance.
[6/24/14, 4:16:44 PM] BAITER PADME: Do you understand?

[6/24/14, 4:16:50 PM] MUGU LAD: yes
[6/24/14, 4:16:59 PM] MUGU LAD: i need ur help ok

[6/24/14, 4:18:31 PM] BAITER PADME: Just remember….do NOT allow your commander to send you on that mission.
[6/24/14, 4:18:45 PM] BAITER PADME: I’m going to hit the entire area with my best product yet.

[6/24/14, 4:18:54 PM] MUGU LAD: ok
[6/24/14, 4:19:16 PM] MUGU LAD: i am ok

[6/24/14, 4:21:04 PM] BAITER PADME: I’m trying to politely tell you that everyone near or around 1d11 in two weeks is going to be destroyed. So don’t be there. Or close by. OK?

[6/24/14, 4:21:21 PM] MUGU LAD: OK. If you can follow my instruction ok
[6/24/14, 4:43:40 PM] BAITER PADME: ok. Thanks. I’ll get on it.
[6/24/14, 4:43:54 PM] BAITER PADME: And thanks again for the information on where the Americans will be and when!!

[6/24/14, 4:44:40 PM] MUGU LAD: tell me
[6/24/14, 4:44:46 PM] MUGU LAD: if you can help me pay the shipping fee ok
[6/24/14, 4:45:08 PM] MUGU LAD: when you receive the box money,you take all back ok
[6/24/14, 4:47:46 PM] MUGU LAD: ok
[6/24/14, 4:59:57 PM] MUGU LAD: waiting ok

Disclaimer: I do not manufacture chemical weapons and everything I know about spy interrogation techniques I learned from watching The Americans on FX.

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 3:26 am

I just finished laughing at your other Skype lad and now this one. I love the route you're taking with them. I think he's an idiot but you're cracking me up! I hope you get a less dumb one, who doesn't run away scared, that really plays along.

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 6:59 am

Anything for a buck with these guys.... lol. Out of a half dozen, one complained and quit the bait, another hesitated but came back into line when I reasoned that my selling chemical weapons was no different than him selling gold (because neither is real... :wink: ).

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

I think an 'All your base belong to us' image would be appropriate. Very Happy

Nice job!

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 1:59 pm

Hahaha... Maybe I'll send him a congratulations note on his the fruits of his intelligence in two weeks with that tagline. Even more funny if I can find the sign that someone actually put up in Iraq saying that during the an earlier conflict. (the humor was lost on the Iraqis ...and people generally not satisfied with Sega game rollouts)

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