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Posted: Mon May 12, 2014 11:23 am

With magical help.

HELLO: dear borrower
sorry for the late response.
I got your information, well i will be able to offer you the loan
amount of : $16,000,000,000,000.00 all you have to do is to choose an option
through which we are going to transfer the loan to you.

LOAN TERMS AND CONDITION PLANS:

Loan Balance: $16,000,000,000,000.00
Loan Interest Rate: 3%
Loan Term: 20 years
Monthly Loan Payment: $88,735,615,656.63
Number of Payments: 240
Cumulative Payments: $21,296,547,757,590.30
Total Interest Paid: $5,296,547,757,590.31

Note: The monthly loan payment was calculated at 239 payments of
$88,735,615,656.63 plus a final payment of $88,735,615,655.74.

1)Loan payment Plan: This normally starts after 5 years and the
payment will be paid after you have gotten the loan. You will have to
meet up with the monthly installation as stated below.
2)Transfer of Funds: This is normally done via several processes,
since the loan in question is a business loan,you will get the loan
via option that you have chosen.
3) Loan Agreement Document: This is a stage where you will be sent the
loan agreement document of the loan and you are required to sign it
and resend it back to us for future purposes. The loans been requested
by you will be transferred to you as soon as your loan is approved and
the company is always in good assistance to the loan seeker and this
will make you and the company to continue this transaction as soon as
you reply to this mail.
Once you agree to my terms and follow the instructions therein, you
stand a chance of having your loan approved and transferred within via
the option you have chosen. This depends on your seriousness, urgency,
co-operation, trust, and understanding in obtaining the loan.
IDENTIFICATION NEEDED: Furthermore be informed that you will also need
a form of Identification which can be either a (Driver's License) or
your (working Identity card) as well as an (International Passport) if
you have one. This is important to us try and send it to us.
NB: That your loan will soon be approved and ready for transfer to you
by our finance Bank, and if the above information are understandable
and satisfactory to you, Do write back for more detailed information
as your satisfaction is our delight.
Just also want to inform you that the loan is be transferred to you
with a fast delivering process. In acknowledgment to this mail, we can
start the processing of your loan.
Warm Regards

mr harry poter

Posted: Mon May 12, 2014 8:57 pm

Wow, that bank has some pretty strict lending rules. You are only asking to borrow $16,000,000,000,000.00 and they are requiring a driver's license!!!

Making those payments should not be an issue once the Death Star is operational...but that has historically been a problem... Shocked

Posted: Mon May 12, 2014 10:44 pm

IM_Dumm wrote:

Wow, that bank has some pretty strict lending rules. You are only asking to borrow $16,000,000,000,000.00 and they are requiring a driver's license!!!

Making those payments should not be an issue once the Death Star is operational...but that has historically been a problem... Shocked

Yeah, better fix that exhaust port problem. Anyone who can bullseye swamp rats in their T-16 can take out a Death Star.

Posted: Tue May 13, 2014 1:39 am

And be sure to find a more secure location to commence construction. Forrest moons inhabited by teddy bears are not recommended.

Posted: Tue May 13, 2014 3:10 pm

I see that Harry Pot(t)er is representing the loan company. What I would like to know if these loan conditions are for muggles as well or just for wizards?