My accidental chop (NSFW)

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*** BANNED *** Joined: 12 May 2011 Posts: 141

I'm not sure if this is finished, waiting for the next reply (hate waiting), maybe lad twigs, maybe not, but I just wanted to share a bit of this one, I got a good laugh out of it.

It started as a straight bait dying widow/NOK, eventually got to WU request to open the bank account for deposit. After several failed attempts to get a bank web site (I like killing banks too) this seemed like it was at a dead end. Instead of resorting to the usual WU delays, I bumped it up to my "barrister" Dick Love.

My main character announces she has sent the money to Dick Love, he will now work this deal. I wasn't getting anywhere with the main character, maybe a different one would have better luck.

Then it just popped into into my head, I've never done a dolla chop and THIS suddenly happened....

Quote:

Hey scumbag, I know exactly what you are!
I am Dick Love, Betty's barrister. I've been scamming that nasty old cow for years, she's rich and stupid with money.
So here's the deal, I know what a fraud you are, there is no bank, you are just trying to steal her money. I'm OK with that, but I want a piece of the action. I'll tell her to give all the money to me for safe keeping and I'll handle the transaction. Then I'll send HALF to you.
If you refuse this request I'll tell her who you really are, then bill her for my services and I'll still get paid, you won't get JACK SHIT.
You listen and you listen good, you split this money with me or I'll tell her what a scumbag goat fucker you really are.
Dick Love

I mean surely, going all out abusive has got to end the bait, right?

I got two emails to the main character account

Quote:

Do let us know when the payment is made to proceed.

Yours Sincerely
Mr. Van Mey

Then TWO minutes later got this:

Quote:

DO tell your so called Dick love not to send us this kind of email ever again, we are not scam.

Below is the email he sent.

And yes, sent the full profanity loaded email to BETTY, rich old lady. It would seem I've struck a nerve? Very Happy

I never intended a chop here, just thought I'd test drive a different modality on the spur of the moment.

But of course, this is ALL the lad's fault, isn't it always?

Quote:

oh my god, what a DISGUSTING email, why would you send me such absolute FILTH? A you claim to be bank? Is this how you do business? I've known Dick Love all his life and I have NEVER heard him swear, not ONCE. I can't tell you how disgusted I am by you writing such OBSCENE things to me, what is wrong with you? Is this the kind of worthless garbage person you are? To make up such crazy nasty garbage about a good man?
I have already informed you, I have sent the money to Dick Love, he has the money for you and my full authority to proceed on my behalf here. I am so glad he is around, he's NEVER treated me as bad as you have, you need to apologize to him right now for making up this filthy garbage. If you want to proceed in this deal you need to take business seriously and do all future transactions through him.

At this point, the waiting is killing me and I'm completely blown away the "goat fucker" email didn't end this bait. I sure hope my lad keeps coming back for more punishment...time will tell.

Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2014 7:45 pm

Wow... we have different thresholds on what is NSFW Laughing

I'm rather impatient when it comes to lad responses so I like to do a fair amount of skype/yahooIM. You usually have to start on email first if you want someone trophy worthy, but once you're on chat it's real time fun.

I know you've been doing this a long time so maybe your're already doing this, but if not I highly recommend giving it a go.

*** BANNED *** Joined: 12 May 2011 Posts: 141

Padme wrote:

Wow... we have different thresholds on what is NSFW Laughing

Isn't that what the NSFW label is for? Very Happy

I really have no idea what the sensibilities of others are and I would hate to lead someone into a non PG thread who doesn't find amusement in such things.

I really would love to delve into sykpe/IMs, but I have some technical limits on going down that road. Linux computers mostly...yes, there are work arounds for YIM and skype, just takes time I don't usually have.

Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2014 6:36 am

I love when they tattle. Laughing

Quote:

And yes, sent the full profanity loaded email to BETTY, rich old lady. It would seem I've struck a nerve?

I would suggest that your lawyer character email the lad letting him know that he's aware that his email was forwarded to Betty. Maybe the lads share will be cut to 40% because he disobeyed. Also, letting the lad know that the lawyer has access the Betty's emails now and will stop any further warning emails before she ever sees them.

Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2014 9:50 am

BS57 wrote:

I have some technical limits on going down that road. Linux computers mostly...yes, there are work arounds for YIM and skype, just takes time I don't usually have.

If you're running Ubuntu then Pidgin (for YIM) and Skype are both available in the Software Centre.

*** BANNED *** Joined: 12 May 2011 Posts: 141

Finbarr Saunders wrote:

If you're running Ubuntu then Pidgin (for YIM) and Skype are both available in the Software Centre.

I'll check that out, last time I tried to install YIM software things got ugly. Only available then was weird thing from sourceforge. Amazing as linux is at most things, installing pretty much anything outside of software center can be a nightmare.

No word from lad today in either account, so barrister will send another nasty message, but 40%? I was going to cut more than that Very Happy

but yeah, better leave that carrot out there.

I don't have high hopes for a reply...

*** BANNED *** Joined: 12 May 2011 Posts: 141

Dick Love Explains the situation:

Quote:

Hey scumbag,

I just got off the phone with Betty and damn she is pissed at YOU!

You have got to be the dumbest goat fucker ever born, do you really think she's ever going to believe you over me? You really can't be that stupid, can you?

So, here's the new deal, I'm chopping you to 40% of anything we can take from her because you acted like a stupid fucking child, I will not put up with it!

She has given me the money to send to you, it's up to you if you want to get paid or not! Get this through your head assfuck, you are not fooling anyone, if you want to make any money at all on this little scam you'll apologize to Betty for making up that email and you'll do it NOW.

Do you want to make some money or spend the rest of your life ass raping goats like the little bitch you are?

I was feeling a bit grumpy when I got up today... Very Happy

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