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Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2014 6:30 pm

A few days ago i (with the help of The Monsignor) welcomed another lad looking for cash to Sweden. The oga to this lad is a repeat offender, which means that he had had the pleasure of my courtesy before. That time he sent a lad to Rame and that was my number 50. And now he is back for more. He decided to send a lad fom France this time. I am not gonna bore you with all the boring stuff that happend before the actual safari, we skip ahead to the fun stuff right away.

On Sunday night the lad landed and he was greeted by the buyer of the gold, Mr Alois Schichelgruber, or not. Alois was to greet him but sadly a stolen phone and a criminal busting my wheelchair stopped the meeting. And the criminal was no other than the evil Mr Afett that was in leauge with Mr Sterling on the last visit to Rame. If you don't remember, Sterling tried to steal the cash with his gay lover and the lover still remained at large, and now he is back for revenge. Mr Afett also broke in to Alois house and forced the poor Alois to go hiding. He chose a roadside Motel that mysteriously turned to a Hotel on one of the islands in the rchipelago. But as TM said, there is at least a road beside the hotel so at least a part of it was true.

So on the morning i called the lad after giving him the adderess the previous day.
http://www.4shared.com/mp3/H3P52i8gba/Mr_Paul_in_Gothenberg__edit__1.html]Mr

Here i told the lad a big lie, i said that a taxi to the island cost 100Sek, it cost 5-6 times as much. So we set a meeting for 1pm, and to my disappointment he hadn't even left when i called him at the appointed time.

http://www.4shared.com/mp3/Nj4_IS9bba/Mr_Paul_in_Gothenberg__edit__1.html]Mr
Now in this call it start to get a bit interesting. He didn't take the taxt is it was to expensive, but he didn't wanna take the bus eaither. He really got to my mind with his indecisiveness. Taxi-bus-taxi-bus, it was insane.

In the end we decided to have him dropped of at the ferry and that i would meet him there, yea sure, like that was gonna happen.

http://www.4shared.com/mp3/fqaqMYXIba/Mr_Paul_Island_Hopping__edit__.html]Mr
In this call the lad was a bit reluctant to cross what he thought was a river, i obviously informed him that this was not a river, it was the ocean. I also got to spoke with another counrtyman, the third time this day. During the call he was on his way over to the island of Hönö (the suffix ...ö menas island). He came from Hisingen which is also an island, but not divided by the ocean but rather by two rivers so it doens't feel like an island. So he was on the Hönö ferry and i was where the ferry was supposed to anchor in a few minutes, what would i do now?
During this time he also fired off a letter to me, no idea how he did it while on route.

Quote:

Hello sir,
Are we not meeting anymore? I have less time left before I leave this town, why not give me a call?

http://www.4shared.com/mp3/VeUNgQ3Ace/Mr_Paul_Island_Hopping__edit__.html]Mr
The solution was very simple, blame it on him. He went to the wrong island. He was at Höno (yes i told him to go there before but that is no reason not to say it was his fault anyway) and i told him to go to Öckerö, his third island. He asked for me to text the bus stop and when i (actually TM did that) did that, me and TM had decided to change the addres. Instead of the ferry station in Öckerö we decided to send him to Burö instead, yet another island over, his fourth. All three of the islands, Hönö, Öckerö and Burö are connected by bridges so he could take the bus all the way, and he did.

There we told him that he was to board the ferry for Brattö as that is where i lived, yes, we were a tad bit inconsistent with the lad, but that is alright, he was already confused so it didn't matter.
Would he go?

http://www.4shared.com/mp3/M0bMhthRba/Mr_Paul_Island_Hopping__edit__.html]Mr
The first minute was just me trying to burn his roaming credits, that was fun. But it was apparent that that he would not come to Brattö, instead the lad snapped, well he snapped a bit, but i hoped that we could get him further angered. So i did the only thing i could, i told him to stay put and i would wheel myself to the lazy bastard.

http://www.4shared.com/mp3/ezcEst1Tce/Mr_Paul_Island_Hopping__edit__.html]Mr
Not 30-45, but rather an hour later we called and explained why i was late, and the excuse was off the wall Very Happy

The lad was sceptical but not as angry as before.

http://www.4shared.com/mp3/ltQ-uzDoce/Mr_Paul_Island_Hopping__edit__.html]Mr
And so finally it came, he snapped. And boy did he snap. He called me a "mad fucking ni**er" "fuck you" Music to my ears.
He wasn't a screamer, but then again, he was sitting at a likely busy ferry stop and that prevented him from screaming at me.

I also got a few letters from the oga after Pauls adventure.

Quote:

Your attitude right from the time my man arrived your city were rather so insincere and questionable; because you simply rehearsed what your man Sterling did in January. Coming up with several jerked-up stories and directing my man to some strange locations just for you to pick samples. It's such a shame to learn that you were merely wasting my time and resources when you were never a serious gold buyer.

Quote:

Mr Alois,
For the simple fact that my rep came and spent two nights in your city in Gothenburg; for the sake of this deal is enough for you to know that I am a serious businessman. Your alleged security situation is not enough reason to lure my rep to some strange locations where has to board a ship, a taxi and another ship just to meet you. This is totally absurd. I say this because that was exactly what your man Mr Sterling did in January; of which we later learnt that he actually planned to kidnap and kill my rep just for the sake of money.

If you, a man in a wheelchair, could leave your Motel and travel that distance just within Monday morning, then I don't see why you could not arrange a meeting within the city center, with a man whom you know is a stranger in your city.

Mr Alois, don't forget that I have been the only one taking positive steps towards actualizing this deal. In January, I flew my rep to London, only for your man to scuttle everything. Now, to your request, I flew another rep to Sweden. Yet, almost the same thing has happened again. I cannot continue to waste time and resources for the sake of a deal which you have no effort to help actualize.
Anyway, at this stage, however, I would love to inform you once again, that I still have in stock, kilograms of 24 carat fine gold to supply. If really you do wish that we do business; then here is my account details;

Thank you and reported

As earlier agreed, you shall pay a total of $175,000 which is 50% of the total agreed sum and you shall receive your supplies just within ten days after payment is received.
Thank you.

Oh, and here is a map of his island hopping. The red line is the ferry stop where he abandoned his quest to steal my cash.
Also a massive thanks should go to The Monsignor. Without his help this would likely have been a safari hidden and forgetten in my siggyline, perhaps without even being posed as the audio would have been impossible without him. Thanks.

Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2014 6:39 pm

Honestly, Dr. Mike, you have the most well-traveled lads!

Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2014 8:20 pm

Brilliant!!

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 26 Aug 2006 Posts: 577

Dr. Mike is an expert at self luv Smile

Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2014 8:51 pm

Quote:

Anyway, at this stage, however, I would love to inform you once again, that I still have in stock, kilograms of 24 carat fine gold to supply.

After 2 safaris, he is still believing. Unless it is inappropriate, Dr. Mike, if you can get this asshat to safari a 3rd lad, I will make a $50 donation to eater. And with your track record, my $50 is as good as gone.

Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2014 8:56 pm

Dr Mike wrote:

...an hour later we called and explained why i was late, and the excuse was off the wall

I bet the Lad couldn't believe his ears!

This Lad came to Sweden to collect a large sum of money. Instead, he wasted a lot of cash and travelled from one Swedish island to another. A calm Lad, it took some serious provocation before he lost it:

Quote:

“As soon as I am dropping this phone, start going to Hell!”

Best bit for me is when he gets sarcastic at end of Call 5:

Quote:

"You are a very nice man. Thank you for a good, right man"

Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2014 9:04 pm

Excellent job.

Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2014 9:12 pm

Quote:

...because you simply rehearsed what your man Sterling did in January. Coming up with several jerked-up stories and directing my man to some strange locations just for you to pick samples...

The January trip the Oga refers to in his above e.mail was Dr Mike’s 50th Safari and is shown in the webcam screenshots halfway down this Post: http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=2003928#2003928

Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2014 9:16 pm

You are an example and an inspiration to us mere mortals.

Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2014 10:20 pm

OMG! Fantastic work once again. Very Happy

Baiting Guru Joined: 10 Oct 2010 Posts: 3876

and he was so pissed and not in the mood of collecting the money from the nice moneygram officer... or was it western union?

great safari Twisted Evil

Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2014 12:19 am

It's a mad mad mad mad world and I'm loving how you made him mad. Great stuff!

Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2014 12:50 am

Great stuff (again) Thumbs up

Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2014 1:38 am

Astronomer wrote:

Dr. Mike, if you can get this asshat to safari a 3rd lad, I will make a $50 donation to eater.

To achieve 3 Safaris from the same Lad is very tough. One has to repeatedly convince suspicious and angry thieves that their Mugu remains trustworthy and reliable. Despite this, I'm supremely confident that Dr Mike can carry off a third with this Oga.

Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2014 2:44 am

This is epic, Dr. M. You are truly a "mad man."

Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2014 12:04 pm

Classic work guys, well done! beers!

Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2014 1:40 pm

I wonder how much these three little jaunts cost the oga.

Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2014 2:16 pm

Wonder no longer.

Short notice tickets from France and return: at least €300
Taxi from the airport: €45
Taxi/bus to the airport: €45/€8
Taxi to the ferry: €50
Taxi/bus from the ferry: €50/€3
Island hopper bus: €3
Two hotel nights: €240
Food and beer: about €50
Swedish number: €10

So he blew almost €800. No wonder he is pissed.

As to the continuation of this lad, well he recently said that he felt reluctant to send another lad to Sweden. So we'll have to see what can be done.

Elite Baiter Joined: 10 Mar 2013 Posts: 1482

You could suggest that he can go to Finland instead but the time of the year is poor for the safari. He might like the weather.

Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2014 10:28 pm

Posted: Sat Apr 19, 2014 12:44 am

Thank you, Dr. Mike. Music to the ears!

Master Baiter Joined: 03 Jan 2014 Posts: 102

Well done! What a nice bait! clapping

But I must say what a nice man you are inviting a lad to the lovely Swedish West Coast Archipelago that’s just wonderful during spring and summer. The lad should be thankful getting the opportunity to visit such a nice place.

Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2014 1:23 am

Dr.Mike's Travel Service: No business has better served traveling needs of the lad community!!

I, like others here have also claimed bow_down

in your presence!

Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2014 4:14 am

Thank you all for your kind words. This lad have been a nice one with repressed anger. The next one is not gonna be angry though, but he is gonna suffer just the same. Because as we speak there is a lad sleeping in a cheap hotel in Abidjan, newly arrived from Ghana with a friend. He is set to take a bus to Bouake where he is to meet my friend at the SH there. I wish him all the luck as he is gonna need it.
Hopefully a thread will be created today.

Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2014 9:17 am

Oh my, has the assistant manager RT been rehired to meet them?

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