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Duckling
Elite Baiter
Joined: 13 Jul 2013
Posts: 1793
Location: Not quite there yet
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Mon Apr 07, 2014 6:20 am |
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After what must have seemed like an eternity to the two unlucky souls that got the short straw in the mentor lottery, it's finally time to celebrate their graduation. They have gone great lengths to finally make me admit that they have earned their diplomas and I am happy to give it to them without entertaining any doubt of their skills anymore. Or their patience for that matter. They have answered me these questions three and definitely know the difference between various swallows. I can't reasonably hold them back anymore or come up with any excuse for why they wouldn't have earned this.
So folks, let me be the first one to congratulate Kuromaku and JacobDaniel for joining the ranks of Eater as independent baiters instead of mentees. 
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"I will take your name and use it for the Money Ritual!" -Lovely Laura again.
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next victim
Baiting Guru
Joined: 27 Mar 2011
Posts: 21155
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Mon Apr 07, 2014 6:31 am |
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Tururut
Elite Baiter
Joined: 13 Jun 2011
Posts: 1597
Location: Lost in translation
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Mon Apr 07, 2014 6:45 am |
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I attest here the baiting skills of them both.
BRAVO! Congratulations for being very good baiters with a lot of potential and for having been able to survive Duckling's mentorship. |
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Parti Boi.  x2 x3 Xmas Parti 2012 Lagos-Natitingou, Lagos-Parakou-Kandi, Benin City- S4fari Hotel Kano A 419 picked me up, took my bag and ran away - have did a lot for Gomer but nothing good come out, every time different trip and they always mess up at last, why? Benin Republic mess up, Kano state in Nigeria mess up, Safari Camp also mess up - am really ashamed of my self in street
My wife divorce our marraige because I failed to provide proper maintenance of the family. |
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TheMasterBaiter007
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 01 Apr 2014
Posts: 66
Location: Behind You
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Mon Apr 07, 2014 7:19 am |
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Congrats Go Get Em |
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Capone
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Joined: 16 Feb 2013
Posts: 10545
Location: Blackacre
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Mon Apr 07, 2014 9:53 am |
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Welcome to both of you and congratulations on graduation! Duckling is a stellar mentor so you both had the best education on lad pain possible! |
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The Monsignor
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Joined: 08 Nov 2006
Posts: 3219
Location: St Michael's Chapel
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Mon Apr 07, 2014 9:55 am |
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Hearty Congratulations to all!  |
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woody999
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 May 2009
Posts: 20607
Location: East of Humptulips
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Mon Apr 07, 2014 10:05 am |
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Well done |
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I dont know who is lieing ,either you or F3lcha1r
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Big Al
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Dec 2011
Posts: 5054
Location: Winter is Coming....
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Mon Apr 07, 2014 10:19 am |
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Official Lad-Painers!!
Congrats 2X!! |
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B8er
Associate Boomdazzler
Joined: 16 Feb 2009
Posts: 13579
Location: In self-isolation practicing social distancing
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Mon Apr 07, 2014 10:23 am |
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Congratulations both of you.  |
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Salting the Gold mine
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Jan 2014
Posts: 993
Location: Living next door to Alice
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Mon Apr 07, 2014 1:44 pm |
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Thanks for the history,are you have now....what new version are we entry.perhaps the birth of Prince George junior and how Willie Kate Middleton made love and gave birth...o'h...o'h the queen is fight war in Afganistan...Lest i forget you made love to your ground mom last nite...Uncle tell me a knew story...are you happy now........Mr H0rn J3rry or was that Mr J3rry H0rn,I never really knew 
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bware419ers
419Eater Admin
Joined: 25 Jun 2012
Posts: 21219
Location: Searching for the Platinum Piggie
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Mon Apr 07, 2014 1:47 pm |
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kuromaku
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 21 Feb 2014
Posts: 607
Location: Far away from a Western Union
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Mon Apr 07, 2014 2:29 pm |
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What a way to start my day! Thank you. |
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Fryer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Mar 2008
Posts: 2670
Location: Global Computer Mega Cafe
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Mon Apr 07, 2014 3:29 pm |
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Great job all three of you!!  |
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16750
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Mon Apr 07, 2014 4:09 pm |
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Nice! |
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FWP-149
419Eater is my life
Joined: 26 Jan 2011
Posts: 445
Location: Bangkok, Thailand
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Mon Apr 07, 2014 5:58 pm |
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Congratulations! |
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I am educated and had my master is security protection for nouns and psychology (Mrs Joy Daniel Johnson)
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Justcold
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Joined: 27 Dec 2011
Posts: 6969
Location: Happy New Year!
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Mon Apr 07, 2014 11:40 pm |
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Congrats to you all. |
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Nailgunner
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 May 2008
Posts: 8606
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Tue Apr 08, 2014 12:33 am |
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Great news! Well done both of you! |
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Tue Apr 08, 2014 12:59 am |
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Well done! |
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SweetPoison
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 01 Sep 2013
Posts: 604
Location: Chattin it up with the love lads
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Wed Apr 09, 2014 1:47 am |
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Congratulations to you both! Great news! Now, let the ongoing lad pain commence at an even higher rate! |
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"...how did come across such irresponsible,foolish,idiotic goop scammer trying to play games on me... " Micheal Henry
"YOU FUCKING SCUMBERG LIAR" Teddy
"All your genaration are f***ing bitches and we are gonna kill everyone in your f***ing family...f***ing imposter" Johnny
"I am totally down with your pretense and ways you fooled me all along." CPG
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Mr Bello: Lagos - Cotonou - Allada - Toffo 'I will find you and all your whole team,you all will run mad that I can say...fucking retard bastard asshole'
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bware419ers
419Eater Admin
Joined: 25 Jun 2012
Posts: 21219
Location: Searching for the Platinum Piggie
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Wed Apr 09, 2014 1:48 am |
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JacobDaniel
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 16 Dec 2012
Posts: 89
Location: Next To The Jim Beam
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Fri Apr 25, 2014 4:58 am |
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Thank you, thank you all. Sorry my thanks are so belated - I was away with Actual Life for a while. But yeah, Duck's the bomb, and I look forward to adding to the ranks of headache-y lads from now on. |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17379
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Fri Apr 25, 2014 10:53 am |
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Now get back to work! |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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