This lad isn't trying very hard...

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Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2014 1:01 am

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OFFICE CLAIMS ADMINISTRATOR,
Mega Millions Lottery INC,
CALIFORNIA United States of America.

Attn ,

Congratulations ! ! ! This is to inform you once again for the (Mega Millions Lottery Mobile Draw). Telephone numbers of all participants in this lottery program were selected randomly through a computer ballot system drawn from 85,000.000 individual mobile numbers of all cell phones registered worldwide network. Your mobile phone number was picked by the automated computer ballot , which was programmed for this random selection . This random selection finally to have qualified for this financial year ( Mega Millions Lottery Winning Mobile) . This is your Ref/No- TT/14TB.

Please attach to this email is ( Winning Form Processing ) are advised to download and fill out , send it back to us to correctly identify as the real winner and the owner of the number of mobile cellular telephone, then , that we begin with the processing and payment of your won prize .

Your mobile number was set in the (B ) category qualifies you the winning numbers for the vote and the ball drop in our ( United States Regional Center ) for payment. The prize fund is temporally deposited with our correspondent paying bank in Bangkok, Thailand for the payment of the category B (Winners ) . Endeavor to be on time for our bank transfer payment up before the deadline for delivery of this prize fund to the lucky winners .

NOTE : We recommend keeping your ( reference / award ) away from public notice until your claim has been processed and money remitted to your bank account as this is part of our security protocol to avoid making unwarranted claim of double and the advantage of this program by people, as it has happened in the past. For more information do not hesitate to contact me for proper directions.

You can contact me through this cell phone number (+1801xxxxxxx) for further clarification.

Thanks

Best Regards,

Mr. James Xxxx
Regional Headquarters
United States ( U.S. ) .
Tell- +1801xxxxxxx

I don't understand. What exactly do I have to do??

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Fill up this form and send back to us so that we can proceed.

waiting to hear from you

I cannot view the attachment. Can you send it again?

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You can use your laptop or go to the cafe to open the form

What if I'm too ill to go to the cafe? What if I have to babysit my pet rocks? They get antsy when I'm gone too long.

Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2014 7:09 am

Lads get ansty, too, when you're gone too long. Laughing

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 18 Oct 2012 Posts: 611

I like the pet rocks excuse. Tell him they have anxiety issues and get suicidal.

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