You lack gurts

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Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2014 3:17 am

This rant brought to you by Duckling, Tururut, Kosai, and SweetPoison.

Week 1

Chop Round One: Duckling as the Evil MoneyGram Clerk #1
2014_03_15 13-38-41 Hill Part 1.mp3

Chop Round Two: Turu as the Evil MoneyGram Clerk #2
2014_03_15 14-09-15 Hill Part 2.mp3

Chop Round Three: Kosai the Evil MoneyGram Supervisor
2014_03_15 14-20-54 Hill Part 3.mp3

Week 2

Chop Round Four: SweetPoison the Evil RIA Clerk
(plus some screaming at Turu)
2014_03_22 11-58-28 Hill Part 4.mp3

After all the care and attention he received, he sent this rant:

Quote:

I regard your email and understand how you feel, but want you to be informed that I feel more embarrased with the fact that you do not listen attentively or act in line with my instructions guiding you on how to make the payment without hitch. I am sorry to say you lack gurts and that is why you went ahead telling Ria that you encountered a problem trying to send the money previously via Money Gram instead of just instructing them to go ahead with the payment.

I am beginning to suspect that you work hand in hand with this money transfer agencies and you must be a security personnel trying to disguise. Its only pain ful that you have the wrong person since I honestly do everything withing my power to make sure you receive your compensated bank draft and be financially buoyant.

I hate it when my honesty is taking been taken for granted simply because I happen to be in Nigeria where you are to send the money to. Please tell me who you are and why you feel its a big deal sending money out. You were supposed to Ria with courage and instruct them to send the money with the receivers information you provide to them. That will never warrant unnecessary questioning or any form of insult to my personality or integrity.

Don't worry about the $250 payment, I will try raise the money and get back to you with your tracking number to enable you monitor the current location of your parcel from time to time. I am not in a happy mood for all the embarrassments I keep receiving from the money transfer agencies and wish you were in my shoes to know how humiliating this is.

I never hanged the phone on anyone, but did answer their questions despite the fact that it became irrelevant and insulting to my personality.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 07 Oct 2010 Posts: 70

lol, great rant.

Look forward to listening to the calls.

419Eater is my life Joined: 28 Jun 2013 Posts: 274

For shame! You shouldn't be taking his honesty for granted.

Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2014 4:53 am

redo wrote:

I am sorry to say you lack gurts

I think that's a typo and he means that you need a yurt.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 07 Oct 2010 Posts: 70

I just listened to the calls. Hilarity!

Holy water super soaker. LMAO!

Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2014 9:51 am

Great work, Redo, spreading fear and loathing of the universal transfer services. Is he ready to piggify?

Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2014 10:32 am

redo wrote:

Its only pain ful that you have the wrong person since I honestly do everything withing my power to make sure you receive your compensated bank draft and be financially buoyant.

I hate it when my honesty is taking been taken for granted simply because I happen to be in Nigeria where you are to send the money to.
...
That will never warrant unnecessary questioning or any form of insult to my personality or integrity.
...
I am not in a happy mood for all the embarrassments I keep receiving from the money transfer agencies and wish you were in my shoes to know how humiliating this is.
...
I never hanged the phone on anyone, but did answer their questions despite the fact that it became irrelevant and insulting to my personality.

He's on such a high horse it must have sprouted wings and is flying...

Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2014 2:10 pm

"Are you aware that you are as poor a liar as an average shrimp?" I nearly spit my coffee on my computer.

Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2014 5:17 pm

I've spent my morning listening to the calls... I couldn't stop laughing! Holy water super soaker! He doesn't remember smothering a baby?? Shocked

The $700 fee you threw at him at the end... Priceless! Great job guys! Laughing

Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2014 5:48 pm

He sure is one brilliant lad. It has been a pleasure to annoy him. Mr. Green