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Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2014 2:59 pm

Some baits end up confusing as hell, for me that is a law of nature, and this is one of those baits. It all started when i got in touch with a lad in December to get him to Rame head, this didn't work obviously and i never thought that this lad would give me the satisfaction of a safari. Not that he wasn't willing, cause he was. But because he is flaming incompetent as you will see.

Fist he got me in touch with a lad in Spain. Now my lad, Ben Collins knew that the money had to picked up in person and he said that he accepted this. Sadly for him the guymen he got me in touch with had other ideas. The spanish lad wanted me to pay for the trip and he absolutely refused to move his ass. This was of course unacceptable and we soon said our goodbyes. Only for me to get mails from a lad trying to chom Mr Collins dolla. Honor among thiefs eh?

Next in line was a lad in Stockholm that was said to have arrived from somewhere else. This was of course a lie and he had been there all along, and just like Spain lad he had no clue that he needed to come to Gothenburg to get the cash. So this emded with him "going" back to wherever he came from rather than going to the right place to do his job. So once again Mr Collins have cocked up and send a lad to the wrong place, so i taunded him some telling him that the incompetence of his coworkers reflected badly upon himself. In fact, he more than his fair share of the Stockholm debacle as i begged him to get in touch with the lad before he traveled, something that of course was denied as he was living in Stockholm already. But at least i could blame this on the lad.

So the next one he got me in touch with was a lad from Belgium, and to be honest i didn't have much hope for him as he told me twice he'd come just to cancel. But he did show some good signs as he asked about hotels and such. So when he called me from Sweden with a Belguim number i was a bit sceptic about the whole thing. A few hours later he called from a Swedish number, so all i had to do was to confirm that the lads were one and the same. To my hely i took The Mosnignor and he did a little editing so the lads voices could be heard (thanks mate). And we both agreed that this was indeed the same lad calling from both numbers. Safari

Now that the safari was confirmed and i had had the pleasure to welcome yet another lad to Sweden came the time to have a little fun.

http://www.4shared.com/mp3/UM0aHYSJba/Dr_Mike_No_51_Lad_given_bad_ne.html]Dr

So another lad had swooped in and taken the cash from the poor Belgian lad, that's bad luck. After this we decided to have even more fun when we called from a Nigerian number and TM spoke to the lad as the hacker.

http://www.4shared.com/mp3/RlotwuXaba/Dr_Mike_No_51_Randy_Tom_calls_.html]Dr

So what would the lads think of all this, would the oga blame the lad or would he blame us?

Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2014 3:51 pm

Well done Dr Mike. I love the two word summation by the lad at the end of the first recording.

Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2014 4:18 pm

Congratulations on Number 51! Looking forward to the aftermath Cool

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 21 Nov 2012 Posts: 616

Randy Tom is a true treasure.

Master Baiter Joined: 03 Jan 2014 Posts: 102

Nicely done! The Swedish Government thanks you for your contribution to our economy.

clapping

Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2014 3:05 pm

Exceptional! Dr Mike, TM's evil laugh, Mr Randy Tom, and another lad left with no money after another well documented safari.

Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2014 8:34 pm

Exemplary baiting! I love his summary of the situation. Long walk home, laddie Very Happy

Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2014 1:11 am

Connie L. Gus wrote:

I love the two word summation by the lad at the end of the first recording.

That had me ROFLMAO as well...

Only someone with the good Dr's skills could have turned Sweden into such popular a lad destination.

More great baiting good Dr.!

Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2014 1:25 am

I loved the audible note of panic in the lad's voice when you suggested calling the police. Laughing

Great baiting!

Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2014 4:09 am

Good baiting. Getting him to say "OH MY GOD" nine times is some accomplishment. Thumbs up

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 21 Nov 2012 Posts: 616

this lad is so close to crying Very Happy

"aw, shit..."

Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2014 8:05 am

Apologies if this has been asked before, but isn't LE in Europe much more willing and able to apprehend scammers than in Africa? Why don't you just report them to the police?

(Because, of course, a safari is much more entertaining, I guess. Twisted Evil

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Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2014 8:14 am

^^^You would still have to convince LE that a crime was taking place - just travelling to Sweden isn't a crime in itself and since the scammer never actually scammed anyone LE probably wouldn't be interested.

Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2014 8:36 pm

Thanks for the comments. In Sweden entrapment is illegal, so even if i gathered evidence against him it would not be allowed in court. And the cops would be pissed at me for wasting their time. And as B8er pointed out, till i give the cash to him no crime has been commited.

After i left the lad things got mildly interesting. Remember the lad in Stockholm, the one that was too lazy to go to Gothenburg to pick the cash up?.
Well he got wind of that i had paid someone the cash so he called me, and he was not pleased.

http://www.4shared.com/mp3/Nnw4I8Bdba/Stockholm_lad_is_pissed_09_36_.html?

After that i got a call from a lad in the Netherlands and he was at first sceptic towards the traveling lad and then towards me. I also got a mail from the safari lad with a Swedish IP.

Quote:

This is like contradicting yourself and the situation Bob,you told me after I called u yesterday that u just left the hotel 3mins ago after handing over the money to the so called fake Richard williams,you didn't mention going to any cafe with them,you said you handed over money in front of the hotel.i told you to come back immediately but you refused!!
It doesn't sound real to me,since another white man has shown you a passport with name richard williams it's better you find him out,and point it clear to Mr. Collins,i was calling you (3)time while with them,you didn't pick my call,only to let me know 5mins after you left that you paid,how does that sound,i really don't want stress but I understand this game!
I'm practically competent in my duty and I always stand for justice.
I dislike the scenario of yesterday because I feel victim of stupidity.
Richard(real)

The contradiction is not real, it was just his memory that was bad. And i told him so. This was the last i heard from him.
So would this help him out? Would this get the oga in Africa to believe him?

Quote:

THANKS, PLEASE MY FRIEND DON'T SEND ANY MONEY TO MR. RICHARD AGAIN BECAUSE HE IS NOT WITH THE CONSIGNMENT BOXES AGAIN HE DISAPPOINTED US IN THIS BUSINESS, SO WHATEVER MESSAGE HE SENT TO YOU DO SEND THEM BACK TO ME.I WILL LET YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO NEXT.

BEN COLLINS.

Apparently not. Twisted Evil

Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2014 10:23 pm

I'm in awe. That first recording is so satisfying. His panic when you mention involving the police nearly overshadows his other dispair.

I'm wondering if you could get him to hang around if the victim hired a private investigator who managed to recover the lost money--or better yet could recover it with your lad's help.

Baiting Guru Joined: 10 Oct 2010 Posts: 3876

I guess there are two possible steps to go further:

get a lad beyond arctic circle, especially in winter.

get a lad to eat surströmming

I'd really like to see both things happening...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surstr%C3%B6mming

Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2014 8:47 am

Robert Heinrich der 1. wrote:

get a lad to eat surströmming

I think you'll find that kind of cruel treatment is banned under the Geneva Convention.

Baiting Guru Joined: 10 Oct 2010 Posts: 3876

^^

only if the lad is a soldier and he was forced to eat it as some kind of torture.

but if the lad just got "invited" to some place and then wants the best kind of food...

Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2014 9:24 am

Robert Heinrich der 1. wrote:

get a lad to eat surströmming

I can't decide what's worse -- that, lutefisk or gefilte fish. puke

Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2014 9:29 am

^ Surstrommung, every time. Fermented surgical waste would be better.

Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2014 3:16 pm

I would take lute fish every day of the week, well at least over surströmming. I do not think that the Geneva convention mention it specifically, but I am sure that it can be found applicable on some parts.

I haven't actually tried surströmming but I am willing to try it for the right incentive. Hell, I'd even compare the two if I can get hold of lute fish, it is more common in Norway. But as I said, the reason to inflict this upon myself must be good.
I did however try to get a lad to try it. Once he searched it on google he asked if I wanted him dead and twigged. I think he didn't like what he red.

To get a lad beyond the arctic circle would be a feat, I doubt it has ever been done before. I like the idea, a lad walking in Nansen's and Peary's footsteps would be awesome. I wonder how far up north one can get them.

As to the bait, I keep getting calls from the Netherlands which I think might be the friend of the old lad. I should probably call him back tonight.

Master Baiter Joined: 03 Jan 2014 Posts: 102

Dr Mike wrote:

I would take lute fish every day of the week, well at least over surströmming. I do not think that the Geneva convention mention it specifically, but I am sure that it can be found applicable on some parts.

I haven't actually tried surströmming but I am willing to try it for the right incentive. Hell, I'd even compare the two if I can get hold of lute fish, it is more common in Norway. But as I said, the reason to inflict this upon myself must be good.
I did however try to get a lad to try it. Once he searched it on google he asked if I wanted him dead and twigged. I think he didn't like what he red.

To get a lad beyond the arctic circle would be a feat, I doubt it has ever been done before. I like the idea, a lad walking in Nansen's and Peary's footsteps would be awesome. I wonder how far up north one can get them.

As to the bait, I keep getting calls from the Netherlands which I think might be the friend of the old lad. I should probably call him back tonight.

I really like Surströmming (fermented herring) and tend to eat it during late summer (I mix crayfish with Surströmming parties). Stop by sometime and I'll teach you how to eat (and enjoy it...)

BTW everybody questioning the Surströmming can go and stick something large up your a@@! Don't talk that way over such a delicacy! Evil or Very Mad

My ultimate goal is to safari a lad to Kiruna. Would be sweet hearing and reading about the lad-pain caused by the -30 C cold and also tell the lad on the phone "hold on, I'll send a snow mobile/sled dog taxi" Laughing

Since they have a lot of mining industries up in Kiruna, maybe a gold lad would be possible to get there.

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