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Branwen
Baiting Guru

Joined: 18 Oct 2008
Posts: 4771
Location: Down on the (Playmobil) farm

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Sat Mar 08, 2014 10:21 pm |
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Me: are you there?
Lad: Yes im here
Me: it says this:
We're sorry! Lad address does not appear to be using a version of Yahoo! Messenger that supports video calling.
Lad:let me view ur webcam
acccept it
Me: what do i do?
Lad: did you see the request ?
click yes
Me: We're sorry! Lad address does not appear to be using a version of Yahoo! Messenger that supports video calling.
Lad: go to actions
Me: where's that?
Lad: this chat box
it is up
near conversation. edit
view then acctions
u see it?
Me: i don't think i have that.
Lad: u have it
Me: it says IMvironment, Activities, and Photos.
that's all
Lad: yes the one upward
After Imvironment
5 options are there
Me: i don't have that, just IMvvironment, Activites and PHotos.
Lad: i will view ur webcam from here ok
just allow me to view it
Me: ok, what do i do?
Lad: u will see one request from ur messsenger
click allow me to view it
Me: ok
Lad: Did you see the request now?
Me: no, there's nothing.
Lad: check your yahoo messenger very well
or go to the laptop screen ok
check if it is there
You have been invited to view Lad's webcam. Would you like to view this webcam?
Accept (Alt+Shift+A) Decline (Alt+Shift+D)
Lad: did you see mine?
its just the same thing i did here
its simple
u dont check ur messenger very well.
did you see me?
hello
What u doing?
Me: i don't see anything, it's black.
Lad: u didnt see me?
Me: i said hello to you, but i don't think you heard me.
Lad: Ok hold on
did you see where my name is writen on this im chat?
Upward these box here
where the cancel sign is?
Me: ok, what do i look for?
Lad: Actions is there
under the name
Me: oh yes, i see it now.
Lad: then click it
Me: what do i do next?
Lad: invite me to view ur webcam
did you see that?
Me: i don't see that, hang on i'll keep looking
Lad: its second to the last
Invite to view my webcam
invite to view my webcam is what u should click
did u see it?
Me: it didn't say that but i clicked it anyway but you declined.
Lad: that is not the right thing
that is not video
that is conference
go to the actions
click invite to view webcamera
Me: it was the second to last like you said.
Lad: ok 3rd to the last
sorry
its a mistake
Me: ok
Lad: that is not it
read it
that is photoshare
u will see invite to view webcam
Me: it was 3rd to last like you said
Lad: not photos share
i dont know how it was arranged on ur yahoo there
read it carefully
U clicked share photos i think
that is not the right one
invite to view my webcam
u see it?
that is what i asked u to click
did u see it?
Oh no
that is not it
Lad has declined your invitation to play Chess.
Lad: invite to view my webcam
it is written there
Me: i keep trying things
Lad: i see
u dont get it
u will see invite to view my webcam
Me: i just don't see it
Lad: oh no
Me: i'll look again
The contact details you selected have been sent to Lad
Lad: that is not it
lf you see that then you have to see invite to view my webcam....
Are u getting it?
Me: i'm just confused
Lad: Sorry
how many beer do you take?
Me: i dunno, quite a few.
Lad: just too much for u
u drink a lot
just dont drink anymore
Are u trying the camera ?
Me: there's still more in the fridge
Lad: dont drink any for now please
Me: i did talk to you but you didn't hear.
Lad: i dont hear
i said webcam
Not microphone calll
webcamera
go to the actions and click the options there one by one
one after the other
Me: ok
Lad: then if it gets to the one im waiting for i will see u
You sent 4 contacts to Lad.
Lad: no
try another
Me: ok
Lad: No
that is call
Me: you don't want to talk to me?
Lad: i dont have a microphone
we should use the camera
oK
WEBCAMERA
please try the rest option
Me: it says i need your email address
Lad: that is not it
NO
try the other one
Me: it was the next one.
The contact details you selected have been sent to Lad.
Lad: no
try other again
Me: ok
You sent 4 contacts to Lad.
Lad: No
try other
Me: ok, i'm going through them
You have requested contact details from Lad.
Lad: try the next one
when u get there i will tell u
Me: ok
BUZZ!!!
Lad: no
that is buzz
try other
Lad has declined your invitation to play Backgammon.
Lad: try other
Lad has declined your invitation to play Checkers.
Lad: no
try other
u are almost there
Me: I found it!
Lad: Thank Goodness
Me: it says your webcam is not available.
Lad: Oh No
that is not it
the next one ok
Me: ok
Lad: after that one the next one
No
not that one
Lad has declined your invitation to play Dominoes.
Lad: the one u see before was view my webcam isnt it?
Me: i think it was chess.
Lad: After that u will see invite to view my webcam
Me: ok
Lad: try other
Me: ok
Lad: not view webcam
Me: it's difficult, this.
Lad: invite to view my webcam is where we are going
Me: hang on
Lad: ok
what happened?
Me: ok i think i've found it, do i click video call?
Lad: ok try that
Me: ok
Lad: waiting
Me: it still says that you are not available
Lad: u didnt get it
thats all
PS For those that might worry: when my character was sending the lad '4 contact details' - they were merely four more of my baiting accounts. The lad is quite welcome to contact those too if he wishes! |
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It is your first time to use western union so therefore none can blame you. It is always like this at the first experience. - Yes lad, and at the second, and the third... you'll see.
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kuromaku
Master of Master Baiters

Joined: 21 Feb 2014
Posts: 607
Location: Far away from a Western Union

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Sat Mar 08, 2014 10:25 pm |
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| Lad has declined your invitation to play Chess. |
I would love to see a lad and a baiter in a game of chess. |
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate

Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20835
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out

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Sat Mar 08, 2014 10:46 pm |
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I can feel his frustration growing with each passing second. Well played! |
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Rooted
419Eater is my life

Joined: 26 Jan 2010
Posts: 353
Location: Beyond the black stump

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Sun Mar 09, 2014 12:44 am |
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Me: it still says that you are not available
Lad: u didnt get it
thats all |
Arrogant SOB still blames you! |
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How will be asking all that question wasting my time that is precious....
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baitsmotel
Not quite a Newb

Joined: 16 Jan 2014
Posts: 44

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Sun Mar 09, 2014 12:56 am |
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thats to funny,a quarter way through your post,I couldn't stop laughing |
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru

Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237

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Sun Mar 09, 2014 1:00 am |
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| Lad has declined your invitation to play Chess |
Little does he know.
Brilliant! |
_________________ "Father Juan are sure that you are man of God,because your behaviors showed you as unbeliever" -Mary R |
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Gimli
Baiting Guru

Joined: 28 Jan 2011
Posts: 2480
Location: Middle-Earth

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Sun Mar 09, 2014 7:35 am |
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Me: I found it!
Lad: Thank Goodness |
I think the neighbours may have heard me laughing when I hit that part. |
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GTmama
Elite Baiter

Joined: 21 Sep 2013
Posts: 1826
Location: Moving benches, staring at statues...

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Sun Mar 09, 2014 7:49 am |
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Beautiful! Couldn't stop laughing!  |
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Capone
** REMEMBERED **

Joined: 16 Feb 2013
Posts: 10545
Location: Blackacre

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Sun Mar 09, 2014 9:50 am |
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^^^^^
Whateverybody else has said. That was inspired! |
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bware419ers
419Eater Admin

Joined: 25 Jun 2012
Posts: 21219
Location: Searching for the Platinum Piggie

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Sun Mar 09, 2014 3:31 pm |
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I kept thinking of the old 80's movie "War Games."
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Joshua: Shall we play a game?
David Lightman: Oh!
Jennifer: [giggles] I think it missed him.
David Lightman: Yeah. Weird isn't it?
Jennifer: Yeah.
David Lightman: [typing] Love to. How about Global Thermonuclear War?
Joshua: Wouldn't you prefer a nice game of chess?
[Jennifer laughs]
David Lightman: [typing] Later. Let's play Global Thermonuclear War.
Joshua: Fine. |
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Mortal
Baiting Guru

Joined: 02 Jul 2009
Posts: 3473
Location: Smarter than your smartphone™

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Sun Mar 09, 2014 5:26 pm |
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^^^
What a strange game, the only winning move seems not to play. |
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mimicat
Baiting Guru

Joined: 21 Nov 2010
Posts: 2197

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Sun Mar 09, 2014 6:05 pm |
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Lad: try the next one
when u get there i will tell u
Me: ok
BUZZ!!! |
Thats where I lost it. The baiters version of, Who's on first.
I haven't had a good laugh like that in a long time.
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Surfowl
Master Baiter

Joined: 23 Jan 2010
Posts: 229
Location: house on the water

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Mon Mar 10, 2014 7:55 pm |
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Love it! Him admonishing you for too many beers. I think I am going to use the drunk angle on my lad and try to keep him on the phone for as long as I can when he places his usual morning call to me tomorrow. Slurring etc. Tell him I've been up all night drinking and I am depressed because I haven't been able to secure a ride to Western Union to send the fee. |
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Lehigh Guy
Master of Master Baiters

Joined: 18 Dec 2008
Posts: 778
Location: Somewhere under the rainbow

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Thu Mar 13, 2014 4:18 pm |
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So many lads... so many ways to frustrate them, waste heir time and annoy them! Yet so many remain.
I'm reminded of a US military officer during the First Gulf War who when asked about high enemy concentrations replied simply, "They have provided us a target-rich environment." |
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