Amusing loan lad

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Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Sep 2013 Posts: 2205

Good ol' Teddy Smith here has been a lot of fun and I thought I would share him with you good folks, just in case anyone is looking for a loan... Twisted Evil

I had been toying with him for about 2 months before he went away. Here is one of his early scripts.

Quote:

>>>>> <[email protected]> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> Dear Valued Applicant Dan H@milton,
>>>>>
>>>>> I got your mail,and i am so very much sorry for the late respond..I
>>>>> want you to know that your loan sum of 45,000.00USD has just been
>>>>> forwarded to the transfer bank now with the loan agreement document
>>>>> stated that once this transfer charges payment is done which is
>>>>> 78USD,your loan will be transfer
>>>>> to you within the next 6 working hours so that you can have your loan
>>>>> this week without delay Or fail..You are now advice to sign the loan
>>>>> agreement document that is been attach to the email i sent to you now
>>>>> so that a copy of the agreement document can also be forwarded back to
>>>>> the Nigeria government and the attorney for urgent conclusion of your
>>>>> 45,000.00USD loan fund to you without further delay Or fail..
>>>>>
>>>>> Kindly get back to us as soon as you received my e-mail along with the
>>>>> signed loan agreement document that has just been forwarded to
>>>>> you to
>>>>> sign to enable us complete your loan transfer latest this week end in
>>>>> the attach file..
>>>>>
>>>>> I await your fast respond asap,and once again happy almost conclusion
>>>>> of your 45,000.00USD loan fund in 98% Stage Of Conclusion..
>>>>> Regard and God Bless You As We Await Your Respond Along With The
>>>>> Signed Loan Agreement Document Asap.
>>>>> Mr.Teddy Smith Company CEO..

I have argued with him, even haggled him down to 45USD fee and 0% interest on a $45,000 dollar loan Rolling Eyes

Well after a month of silence I just got a fresh email from him out of the blue.

Quote:

I received your mail, and it is very clear to my understanding that
you are trying to let me know that this is a scam from your words,
This is interesting but not impressive. Most failures in life are
people who never realize how close they where to success when they
gave up. This is an opportunity for you.

And I will do every thing possible to make sure that you grab this
opportunity. I know how painful it is putting my self in your shoes, I
know that the fee you are about to make now is a bit huge. The best
ideas in the world are put together by so many people and not just on
person, what makes you feel that we can't share ideas? Why are we
humans? This issue of you calling this transaction a scam will not
contribute positively to this transaction.

This is because when their is trust in business, business excel.
Transactions like this are hard to believe, only the end can tell.
Hope you are used to this phrase " the ends justify the means". No
body is interested to know how you started, they will always want to
know how you will end.

You see it pains me when people tells me of there past about been
scammed, but you see i am not like that i am a genius Lender, please don't put every wrong, just email me with the precise amount that you
can contribute so that we can move forward in this transaction.
Surprising things are more appreciable than non surprising things, I
am going to put a surprise in your face as long as this transaction
remains. Shocked

An urgent message will be highly appreciated immediately you are done
with this message.

Hope to hear from you soon.
Thanks Mr. Teddy Smith CEO...

This laddy has provided a lot of amusement, especially considering the amount of fraudstration I have given him over the pitiful $45USD he is trying to get from me. Very Happy

Have some fun with him.

Posted: Fri Feb 28, 2014 9:47 am

Sounds like he wants to T-Bag you lol

Posted: Fri Feb 28, 2014 8:48 pm

He would be a good one to play "how low will they go" with. Tell him the worst sob story or most horrible thing you can think of as the only possible way you can get the money... see if he predictably tells you "just go ahead, trust me, you will get your loan quickly and can take care of it then." Then post it here for the lad-huggers to see Cool

Posted: Fri Feb 28, 2014 10:31 pm

Just for kicks Mr. L...tell him that you are convinced and to please tell you how you can pay.

Then tell him you are on the way.....

Posted: Fri Feb 28, 2014 11:28 pm

Loan lads can be fun. They often burn out quickly, but some of them will cool off and return to you. I had one contacting me on and off for about six months now. I had to block his email addy, though because he started sending me ten-fifteen (not kidding!) emails a day and it made it hard to pick out the emails for the scams I was involved with amongst all that crap he was sending me.