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Hello I'm New here! Joined: 26 Mar 2014 Posts: 2

First time poster, long time lurker. I receive scam emails almost daily and every now and then I reply to one hoping the sender is as dim witted as the email suggests. Finally my first victim!

I will introduce my friend Dr. Tunde Lemo.

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Attention
CONTRACT PAYMENT BY CASH CALL SYSTEM

Sequel to the secret arrangement in regards to the Shipment of your totalcontract sum(US$10.5m), I wish to inform you that all necessary modalities have been automatically concluded and the fund has left C.B.N office through the Diplomatic Courier Services today by Express Cargo Flight to your home country.

Note carefully that the content of the box are your total contract value but the CBN did not disclose the content to the Courier Services, rather it was registered as Vital "DIPLOMATIC DOCUMENTS" belonging to the CBN client (That?s you). Furthermore, the box is (1) in number and about 45kg. However, you are advised not to disclose the content of the box to the Courier Services to avoid Betrayal in any circumstances In the mean time, you are kindly advised to furnish us with your direct telephone/mobile number, your valid I.D/Drivers License and your office/house address or where ever you wish to receive the diplomat to enable him identify you when he arrives to your address with the box For more information, we advise you to contact this office as soon as you receive this mail to enable us fax you the necessary documents which you will need to deposit your funds into your bank account.

Congratulations and remain blessed.

Sincerely,

Dr Tunde Lemo
C. B .N HEAD BANKING OPERATIONS

So I replied using a fictitious movie character as a name, never thinking I would get a reply...

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Esteemed Doctor Tunde Lemo,

I have received your email and do not understand why the box that would be sent to me weigh 45kg? Does this involve sending the currency in cash notes because I would never be able to risk an attempt to deposit that much currency in a local bank branch. Is there any other method to transfer the funds that does not require such large sums of cash to be handled? I would like to discuss this further over email correspondence before providing any personal information. I am a retired military veteran and have difficulties hearing so conversations over the phone are almost impossible because of my issues also due to post traumatic stress disorder I sometimes have to spend time in a facility that assists with my psychiatric care. I could forward this to my attorney to speak to you directly if you would like but I think we would like not to involve anyone outside of us?

I am currently on vacation with my companion in the Caribbean and will be checking email periodically throughout the next few days awaiting your reply.

Kind Regards,

Remo Williams

but...

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Central Bank of Nigeria
Plot 33 Abubakar Tafawa Balewa Way,
Central Business District F.C.T Abuja
Tel: +234-808-912-9300

Attention: Beneficiary,

Dare:Remo Williams.

Thanks for your e-mail and ID received,My brother,You have to send to me your direct telephone numbers and address so that i can get everything don today.

I Dr.Tunde Lemo have trust in you,And i know you trust me too,Let us conclude this transaction and be happy as two brothers from now till Friday this week,I am ready now

Thanks your brother.

Dr.Lemo

and from here you can follow the chain..

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Central Bank of Nigeria
Plot 33 Abubakar Tafawa Balewa Way,
Central Business District F.C.T Abuja
Tel: +234-808-912-9300

Attention: Beneficiary,

Dare:Remo Williams.

Here is also about me, the profile. Please this is secret and confidential for you and I, I would not want any one to know that i moved such amount out.If you do it, my life is in danger. Let us conclude this transaction and be happy as two brothers.

Call me immediately you receive this e-mail, I have only done this because of trust i have in you,I have spent all i had to procure the documents and other things so if you fail to make this claim now that your name is in all the documents, it means my life has ended.

I AM WAITING .

God bless you. Please call me .

Your brother,

Dr.Tunde Lemo

by the way that email included a picture of a fake passport and bank ID of the good doctor that was poorly faked even for a scam..

Quote:

Date: Tue, 25 Mar 2014 22:24:11 -0400
Subject: RE: YOU HAVE TO SEND TO ME YOUR NUMBER OR YOU CALL ME

Esteemed Dr. Tunde,

I am deeply sorry for the delay but as I mentioned I am away on vacation on a remote island with limited access to communication. I have to rely solely on my satellite phone which I have to conserve for other important calls. We are hiking in a rainforest you see on a trip to find a rare albino poopsock monkey and communication between the guides and the base camp is crucial.

I appreciate your trust in me sending those secret documents and in a show of good faith I have attached a copy of my passport taken at customs here in Guyana when we arrived. We brought in a number of grenades with us and needed to provide documentation as a guarantee there would be no fuckery with our expedition.

I will contact you again tomorrow as I am about to bed for the evening. It has been a long day and we lost one of our members, Han Solo, who fell victim to a carbonite influenza. He had to be airlifted you see aboard the Falcon to dagobah for treatment there at the hospital. Terrible shape the poor fellow is in. I bid you good evening and will have my agent contact you in the event I am not able to be reached.

May the Force be with you,

Mr. Remo Williams, USPCA retired

sent to me this morning in reply..

Quote:

Central Bank of Nigeria
Plot 33 Abubakar Tafawa Balewa Way,
Central Business District F.C.T Abuja
Tel: +234-808-912-9300

Attention: Beneficiary,

Dare:Remo Williams.

Thanks for your e-mail and ID received,My brother,You have to send to me your direct telephone numbers and address so that i can get everything don today.

I Dr.Tunde Lemo have trust in you,And i know you trust me too,Let us conclude this transaction and be happy as two brothers from now till Friday this week,I am ready now

Thanks your brother.

Dr.Lemo

and my replies..

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Remo Williams
9:35 AM (24 minutes ago)

to tunde
My Brother Dr. Tunde,

Good morning my brother from another mother! I have wonderful news, we set out early this morning and with the help of our diligent jungle guide Master Yoda, we were able to spot the albino poopsock monkey. I have attached a photo for you to see what my trip has been about. Two weeks now in this terrible jungle but our prize is within our grasp.

I have some sad news though to share, Han Solo succumbed to the carbonite influenza and passed away this morning. I traveled back to town which is where I am sending you this email and making arrangements to his body to be flown back to his home town. Right now we are having trouble with the government here as the Imperial Navy is currently blockading the port so we cannot arrange for travel. I must go back to settle this matter before I can conduct my business with you but I will provide you with a number you can call as my satellite phone does not accept incoming calls due to restrictions by the Empire. The number I can be reached at is

I must get back to work now and capture this filthy little monkey so we can get on with things.

May the blessings of Allah be with you,

Mr. Remo Williams, USPCA retired

now he made mention in the previous email about transaction concluding and Friday this week so I fired off a second email because I am concerned for his well being..

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Remo Williams
9:47 AM (15 minutes ago)

to tunde
My Dear Friend Dr. Lemo,

I have one question after reading your letter again just now you mentioned Let us conclude this transaction and be happy as two brothers from now till Friday this week. What happens to you on Friday? Are you in some type of mortal danger, I hope that is not so because I feel so close to you. Have you been to America? I have a successful business and I can always employ a trusted friend and someone to spoon with after meetings. I understand your hesitation to move from your country where you are working in a successful business but I have made this offer since my spidey senses tell me something may be wrong and your life is in danger. Anything I can do to help, please let me know. I can also advance you funds from the business we are conducting if that would help you and your family as you are so kind to me.

Postcards from the edge,

Mr. Remo Williams, USPCA retired, member of NAFTA

I am waiting on his reply. In the meanwhile I took a vacation day and will be going to Disney's Animal Kingdom and will be sending the doctor some pictures of random things and if I can get the congo band in action I will send those too. I'll get the wife to take a picture of my backside, no face, while on the safari tour to send him too for good measure because I'm a dick.

The scans he provided me..

and the image I am going to send him of the poopsock monkey we spotted in the jungle..