Must be Christmas in Ladland

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Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 12:09 pm

Ah, holiday season. Don't you just love it when that aunt you never hear from still sends you a card, the friends get together and forget their arguments...and the lads who have previously told you, for instance, that...

Sloth wrote:

Kindly don’t write back or reply my message again because if you do my God Almighty will purnish and destroy you in JESUS’ name! AMEN.

and...

Marty on phone wrote:

You are a big fool [...] you are making a great mistake [...] Why do you keep joking with me [...] Never you call me again

Now figure out that they are broke and need money for Christmas gifts and send you season greetings like these:

Sloth wrote:

I was away on a long trip [Own up, who sent him on another safari?] I only returned home to Lome mid last week. I was trying to reach you on your telephone but it seems not reachable. I could have written you but I had not reconnected my internet network only was able to do this this morning.

I reasoned while I was away that we can only enter an MOU before we could continue our deal because it seemed to me that there was a misunderstanding somewhere that caused confussion for us. I immagined if you planned the whole matter with those rogues or maybe it was them who just tried to swindle us.

If you know you can still handle the inheritance deal update me if not inform me so as to enable me find another client.

Remain blessed,

and...

Marty wrote:

My good brother how are you doing today? I have not heard from you for a long time [Gee, Marty, that might have something to do with the fact that you stopped emailing me] I hope all is well. I was hoping to hear from you so that we can get this done and happy.
Please you get back to me now so that I will know what to do because we need to get this fund I your account before the end of this month

I am urgently waiting for your email

I love it when my old friends come back for more. Twisted Evil

Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 12:41 pm

I've been getting lots of new friends - though some have proved fickle and dropped out quickly!

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21155

My biker has 2 old friends in the box today. Gotta spread the holiday cheer I guess!

Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 10:19 am

I have noticed this week that the lads are growing increasingly feisty as the Christmas Holidays approach. There's definitely a sense of urgency as the holidays grow closer and they're desperate to have some cash to show off to their friends over the festive season.

I've got my phone on vibrate only and it's been dancing around my desk all morning Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21155

I got a refugee that I denied after the first message this morning tell me he needs to come be with me sexually before Christmas.

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