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Miggy
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 15 Jun 2013
Posts: 18
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Fri Sep 06, 2013 1:23 am |
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Here's my attempt at a simple straight bait. Turned out to be a summer project. 
http://www.landowonder.com/sb/time.html
This scammer goes up against an incompetent executive and his bubble-headed secretary. He gets progressively more frustrated as time goes on... Just go to Western Union and send the payment.. it's simple! What's the problem?!
His best line: "To be honest with you, there are some stories you tell some times and when I look at it, it sounds so funny to me." - Senator James Clark |
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Miggy
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 15 Jun 2013
Posts: 18
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Fri Sep 06, 2013 1:42 pm |
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If you already loaded up the "Time" page, refresh it. I decided to break it up into three separate sections. |
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loualsindor
Elite Baiter
Joined: 23 Mar 2012
Posts: 1999
Location: A little rock in a big ocean
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Fri Sep 06, 2013 6:36 pm |
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You are one confusing guy...poor lad.
A couple of things to be aware of however:
1. Sending a lad an ID (even a really bad one) gives him a potential tool for another bait, please don't send them. They don't really need it anyway, so sending a huge junk file or complaining you don't have a scanner will usually cover it. If they think there's a payday coming, they'll move on.
2. Please add some text to your lad-sent documents ("fake" or "scammer") to once again ensure they don't end up being used again. Lads are lazy, force them to create new stuff.
Have fun and bait safe! |
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redo
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 20 May 2013
Posts: 681
Location: Pushing lads' buttons
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Fri Sep 06, 2013 9:37 pm |
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That's some funny stuff!
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"You are only advice to send the authorization fee of $3800 through Western Union Money Transfer."
"If the payment can't be sent through a bank transfer, can it be made through a Western Union wire transfer?" |
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| What??? are you the one that send the money ???? |
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| WHERE IS THE PAYMENT SLIP FROM WESTERN UNION??? |
I could practically hear the lad seething in frustration  |
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Miggy
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 15 Jun 2013
Posts: 18
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Fri Sep 06, 2013 11:04 pm |
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redo,
Glad you liked it. It turned out to be the most fun for me out of my baits so far simply because of all his reactions. I was getting my daily LOL moment there for a while because of him!
loualsindor,
I'm aware of the guidelines that you mentioned. However, I am just not worried about the minuscule chance of a scammer going to my page to get a fake ID when its much more likely and easier for them to find it elsewhere. If my site ever became popular enough for some reason, I might would consider it. But as of now, trust me, it's not really a concern.
But thank you for reading! |
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oscarpiles
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Joined: 13 Apr 2012
Posts: 6705
Location: Sec tarnfuseslking with Fae and she co
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Hi Miggy,
I'm with Lou here since sending Scammers an ID card is something we never do. They will be reused over and over again. Yes it may seem ridiculous but someone may or will fall for it. That is simply a fact of life.
Earlier today I posted an ID but made sure to mark it first. It was a hideous mess and very funny but whoever sent it to the Lad in the first place was irresponsible in my opinion.
Sorry if I seem a wee bit harsh....
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pelly
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Joined: 03 Sep 2013
Posts: 8
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Sat Sep 14, 2013 3:08 am |
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Bahaha! You went to see "The Muted Heart".
"Oh, do you think he'll ever find her again???" |
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vonpaso xlura
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2011
Posts: 13781
Location: Bertcad, Lojbanistan
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Sat Sep 14, 2013 4:03 am |
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Did you report the piggies? |
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you are big fool by send a fake payment information and never you contact me again asshole .
your passgae bearing your ATM CATD ... Ant Terrorist Certificate ... legal verterbrate ... expartiate your meaning ... gets to your dwaignted address ... successful ofghw transfer |
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Miggy
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Joined: 15 Jun 2013
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Sun Sep 15, 2013 1:04 pm |
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From what I've been able to piece together from reading this forum, that means a bank account a scammer gives out?
No, I haven't reported anything. How do I do that? |
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Female Pornstar
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 25 Aug 2012
Posts: 14
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GTmama
Elite Baiter
Joined: 21 Sep 2013
Posts: 1826
Location: Moving benches, staring at statues...
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Sat Sep 21, 2013 7:37 pm |
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You're 'Western Onion Steakhouse' receipt had me in tears!!! Thanks for the laughs!!! |
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Miggy
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 15 Jun 2013
Posts: 18
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Mon Sep 23, 2013 8:33 pm |
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GT Mama,
Glad you liked it!
Notice the fake server name and restaurant phone # (419). |
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Female Pornstar
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Joined: 25 Aug 2012
Posts: 14
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Tue Sep 24, 2013 1:59 am |
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Miggy, it's recommended that you watermark any scammer images, passports, forms and similar with words "used by scammer" or similar, so that they can't be reused. |
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Miggy
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Sun Sep 29, 2013 12:21 am |
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Thanks, Female Pornstar!
Now, that's something I've never typed before  |
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clinky
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Joined: 01 Oct 2013
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Sat Oct 05, 2013 12:45 am |
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Have to agree, the steakhouse receipt and the frustration with the "Send Money Department" were hilarious.  |
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GeorgeBush
419Eater is my life
Joined: 05 May 2004
Posts: 376
Location: Texas
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Tue Oct 15, 2013 5:25 am |
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The "Send Money Department" idea was incredibly clever, had to laugh about that one! Nice job in the entire bait, thanks for sharing... |
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Capone
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Joined: 16 Feb 2013
Posts: 10545
Location: Blackacre
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Tue Oct 15, 2013 10:23 am |
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Really nice work here. Hard to keep the lad at the right degree of boil without him twigging. |
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Miggy
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Fri Oct 25, 2013 1:25 am |
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Thanks, Clinky, George Bush, and Capone. Glad you enjoyed it. |
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