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Duckling
Elite Baiter
Joined: 13 Jul 2013
Posts: 1793
Location: Not quite there yet
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Mon Oct 14, 2013 11:02 am |
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Who says our lad friends are slow? More than a month ago I sent my good friend Sloth from Togo to Tamale to find a parcel containing important documents (forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=236924). He complained to me that he can't find the place and contact the shipping company, to which I replied by telling him to stop with the BS and get the job done. He never replied and I was sure that was it for that character.
Well, today I open my inbox and guess what I find:
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Topor, I am so ashamed of your scam that I refused to even want to write you again or call your line; your lies are so absurd that you made me stranded in another man’s land!
You sent me fake parcel delivery that I could not locate the place in that horrible trip to Ghana. I hope that the God Almighty forgives you because you were stupid and didn’t know what you were doing? Well just to inform you the bastard you that I am now back to my country Togo! [I wonder what has been happening since that last email? -D]
Kindly don’t write back or reply my message again because if you do my God Almighty will purnish and destroy you in JESUS’ name! AMEN.
James. |
Man, I guess I won't be getting a Christmas card from him this year. 
But since he never said anything about not asking someone else to write him, and since he just confirmed he hasn't managed to get his box closed yet, here he is again for anyone wanting to have a go: j.slot[at]lawyer.com
Edit: I called him. He was suitably unimpressed, so I got an audio rant too. http://rapidshare.com/share/7EED47A0E9E05BC66521EE0469E2BC03 |
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 Sloth: "Your lies are so absurd that you made me stranded in another man’s land! Kindly don’t write back or reply my message again because if you do my God Almighty will purnish and destroy you in JESUS’ name! AMEN."
"You are very stupid! Do you hear me?! Stupid is your name!" -Lovely Laura
"I will take your name and use it for the Money Ritual!" -Lovely Laura again.
"I will send you a letter bomb. Don't worry, I will send Boko Haram to your country." -Boko Boy.
"Ogun kill you your family go die this year!" -David the Payment Agent |
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Big Al
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Dec 2011
Posts: 5054
Location: Winter is Coming....
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Mon Oct 14, 2013 12:54 pm |
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Purnished by God?? Boy are you in big trouble. LOL. |
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Esox lucius
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 May 2010
Posts: 2922
Location: Somewhere down the crazy river!
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Mon Oct 14, 2013 2:13 pm |
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Great stuff!
Maybe you can still rekindle your friendship with him? |
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"..May your unborn kids don't grow and may you be burnt to ashes asap ! " CCS
"..Sir we have given you more than 5 different accounts yet you still complaining " SCB
" YOU LOW LIFE SATANIC AGENT, FORWARD THESE MESSAGES TO YOUR MOTHER AND FATHER, THEY WILL DEFINITELY ENJOY READING THEM." RG |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17379
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Mon Oct 14, 2013 8:21 pm |
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I'm sure he said he's 67 years old - which is slightly below the average with Lad age claims (73 seems to be the most common). |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
 x5     x2  x 246 
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Duckling
Elite Baiter
Joined: 13 Jul 2013
Posts: 1793
Location: Not quite there yet
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Tue Oct 15, 2013 4:59 am |
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| Esox lucius wrote: |
| Maybe you can still rekindle your friendship with him? |
I replied to him insisting what I insisted a month ago: that he is talking BS and if he can prove he is not (with receipts and flight tickets), there will be money coming his way like I promised in the bait. I have no idea what his angle is with this, but it certainly is not to inform me that he has been a month in Ghana, which I'm sure he has not. Perhaps he is trying again. Or perhaps he has just been drinking Kool-Aid again. |
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Sloth: "Your lies are so absurd that you made me stranded in another man’s land! Kindly don’t write back or reply my message again because if you do my God Almighty will purnish and destroy you in JESUS’ name! AMEN."
"You are very stupid! Do you hear me?! Stupid is your name!" -Lovely Laura
"I will take your name and use it for the Money Ritual!" -Lovely Laura again.
"I will send you a letter bomb. Don't worry, I will send Boko Haram to your country." -Boko Boy.
"Ogun kill you your family go die this year!" -David the Payment Agent |
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Byzantine Politics
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 21 Nov 2012
Posts: 616
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Tue Oct 15, 2013 5:29 am |
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hahahahahah! 
perhaps he can claim compensation for his surferings after the requisite process / travel? |
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Robert - Hamburg-Gothenburg-Stockholm (with Dr Mike) "I am stranded in Sweden."
Javier - Amsterdam-Copenhagen, Hamburg-Copenhagen (with theDane) "I don't understand all this bullshit"
"you are a bastard...jail is your portion this year"
"WHY DO YOU GIVE MY EMAIL TO SOME MISCRANTS AND ALLOWING HIM TO EMAIL ME AND SENDING ABUSES"
"YOUR MAMA DON BURN HER TOTO FOR FIRE TO BORN BASTARD LIKE YOU"
"The good news is - fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck you"
"you are just this very un-serious human."
2013 Bank Account Competition: x 49 |
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