Am liking you a whole bunch (NSFW)

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Posted: Fri Nov 29, 2013 3:54 am

Something Crawled from the Depths of LadLand and had the Unfortunate task of dealing with Trucker John. Essentially Laddy is needing me to Click a Link and fill out a few forms then we can meet. Make sense? It sure didn't to TJ either.

It still be rolling but here is my Thanxgiving Treat to the Crew:

Quote:

Me: Hi Baby.
nicoleann: hey there
Me: How are you?
nicoleann: i am fine what about you?
so your from fishmeetfish?
Me: Am so but don't go there anymore much.
nicoleann: why?
what happend?
??
Me: Well it seemed funny is all.
nicoleann: what? do you mean?
Me: Well there was all sorts of girls buzzering me and it was confusing. Mostly Homer Sexuals wanting my Business am thinking
nicoleann: oh well i see now
so are you still single?
Me: I am
nicoleann: so what do you do for living?
Me: I owner operator of a Big Frig I am
nicoleann: oh i see
well thats nice not bad
Me: You single?
nicoleann: well by the way i am nicoleann 25 still single and i am a image model of a adult site but i am not a porn star if you think i am just a image model that doing a sexy photo shoot not sex videos ok
Me: Ok. You must be pretty vacant
nicoleann: well thank you
so what do you do for fun i mean when you are on your free day off like hobbies?
Me: Well i likes fishing i does but don't have no one close.
nicoleann: oh why?? where you live now?
Me: Am in Broken Arrow Oklahoma
nicoleann: oh no way i am here now in 2201 N Stone Wood Cir, Broken Arrow, OK ‎
well i am here cause i have a photo shoot here
and i am only stay here for about 2weeks
Me: Cool. We can talks face to face then.
nicoleann: well sure why not if your near from the place where i am staying why not
why you like to hook me up i mean possible meet up in person like hnag out?
hang out*
Me: Well i spose but we just met
nicoleann: well why not when are you free?
to meet me?
Me: Cause am at home sitting on the couch in my Gold Unitard wishing it was Halloween and don't knows you.
nicoleann: well its up to you anytime but like i told you i am going there cause i have a photo shoot so its up to you what time and when and its up to you if you can get the ID pass for my security pass so that my manager know's who's i am gonna meet with so anytime you like while i am there we can able to hang out
Me: Well how long you gonna be here?
nicoleann: well i am only stay here for about 2weeks
Me: Well lets gets to know each other then we cans meet
nicoleann: well you just need to get the ID pass to my personal direct web page and its cost 5$ to get the ID pass so once you have that we can able to hang out and spendtime together anytime you want while i am there and i can also fixed my schedule to meet you up anytime you want
Me: I ain't understanding.
nicoleann: well like i told you i am here cause i have a photo shoot
so for me to allowed to go hang out and meet you anytime you like while i am here you just need to get the ID pass
Me: I ain't understanding this ID pass
nicoleann: well i can guide you if you like
Me: OK
nicoleann: you just need to get the ID pass for my security pass so i am allowed to go hang out with you
ok
Me: Why can't we just meet at a bar or something?
nicoleann: just followed my instruction i will guide you how to get the ID poass ok
well we can
once you have the ID pass
so i am allowed to go out with you ok
Me: This ain't making no sense.
nicoleann: so what can you get the ID pass?
no its not ok
its part of my security as a image model
ok
Me: Oh
nicoleann: so what?
ill guide you now?
so i can fixed my schedule to meet you up anytime you like
while i am here?
Me: Ok
nicoleann: ok here where you can get the ID pass click this Mugu.com then fill out all the forms till 3rd page then when you are on the 4th page try to log in then let me know once your in so that i can guide you how to get the ID pass there ok
Me: Well that sure sounds complicated it does
nicoleann: why?
look like i told you you just need to get the ID pass there not to use that to watch or to chat ok
you just need to get the ID pass there to use when we meet
Me: Well we is chatting here ain't we?
nicoleann: yes
so what are you working on it?
Me: ?
nicoleann: the link that i gave to you where you can get the ID pass
Me: But I ain 't understanding what that is?
nicoleann: well just followed the instruction i gave to you
there you can get the ID pass for my security
Me: Ok
nicoleann: click this Mugu.com
then fill out all the forms till 3rd page
Me: Ok
nicoleann: so what are you working on it
?
Me: Just looking i is.
nicoleann: ok
so what did you click the link?
Me: Yes Ma'am
nicoleann: ok fill out all the forms
then click join now
Me: Ok
nicoleann: then fill out all the forms
then click continue
Me: Ok
nicoleann: let me know once you are on the 3rd page ok
Me: Ok
Me: Now what?
nicoleann: so what page are you in now?
Me: 3
nicoleann: ok complete all the forms till you log in
Me: Ok
nicoleann: let me know once you in
Me: Ok

nicoleann: so what?
Me: ?
nicoleann: are you done?
Me: Yes Ma'am
nicoleann: really?
are you sure hold on ill check it
are you fucking kidding me?
Me: ?
nicoleann: you never click the link
go to your email
Me: Ok
nicoleann: i already send the site where you can get the ID pass
do it
dont lie to me
Me: Ok
Why you swearing?
nicoleann: what?
so what tell me do you do my link now
Me: Well you is cussing ain't you?
nicoleann: i am not
just do the ID pass\]
Me: Well you done did.
nicoleann: what?
you mean
Me: I thoughts you liked me?
nicoleann: i told you to do it
so youcan get the ID pass and we can meet up
Me: Well I thougths maybe we could meet for a beer I did
nicoleann: yes
but you didnt done the ID pass
Me: Ok
nicoleann: so do it
Me: Ok
nicoleann: now
Me: Ok
nicoleann: so what did you get my email?
Me: Yes Ma'am
nicoleann: ok click the link that i send to you and i will check it if you relly click if not i can see it
Me: Ok
nicoleann: so what?
are you on the page now?
Me: ?
nicoleann: Mugu.com
click that
Me: Oh ok
Just a sec i gotta go Hang the Hog
nicoleann: ?
Me: Water them tires.
Me: Niagara Falls
Me: Piss like a Racehorse
Me: Drop the Little fuckers off at the Pool
Me: Drain the Main Vein
Me: Yellow River
Me: Shower the bowl with Gold
Awww Takes a leak real bad like gots to go!!!!!
Back soon I is.
Me: Aww that was Godamnexcellent! Whew! Am here.
nicoleann: so what?
click the link
that i gave to you
hey
??
Me: Ok
nicoleann: so what?
Me: ?
nicoleann: do the link
Me: Ok
nicoleann: you never click the link
Me: Well I done clicked reply on the email and sents you a message.
nicoleann: ok so are you on the site now?
let me know if you are on the site?
Me: Aww not yet i thougths you wanted me to reply to your message I did.
nicoleann: no i send you the link where you can get the ID pass
you just click the email but not the site
that i send to you
Me: Well can't you just gives it to me?
nicoleann: here Mugu.com
click that
Me: Ok
nicoleann: so what did you click now?
??
Me: Ok
nicoleann: so what?
then click join now
Me: Ok
nicoleann: dont play with me ok
cause i will check it if you really click the link
Me: What you meaning Little Lady?
nicoleann: ok thats it
bye
Me: Whwat??
We is just getting acquianted we is!
nicoleann: look you are liar
so dont like to talk to you anymore
Me: I ain't understanding.
nicoleann: your fucking shit
asshole vbye\
Me: Am confused!
Me: You there?
nicoleann: why?
you cant get the ID pass bye
Me: Well I can tries but needs helps cause not understands good.
nicoleann: what you mean?
i told you to click the link
that i already send manytimes
Me: Well i ain't used to this fancy stuff is all. and then you calls me names you does and that ain't right none at all!
nicoleann: well its ok if you cant bye
Me: I likes it when you talks dirty I does but will try my best
nicoleann: look you never click the link dont think i am foll
Me: Waht is Foll?
nicoleann: i mean fool
Me: Ok
nicoleann: so if you cant get the ID pass and do the link its ok bye
Me: Ok
So you help/
nicoleann: ok
click this Mugu.com
Me: ok
nicoleann: then let me know once you are on the site
Me: ok
nicoleann: so what did the site open
Me: ok
nicoleann: so what?
Me: ?
nicoleann: did you click the site?>
Me: Yes Ma'am
nicoleann: look i am not playing games here ok
dont lie to me
Me: ?
nicoleann: you never click the link
tang ina mo
Me: whats tang ina mo mean?
nicoleann: your big liar
Me: ?
nicoleann: cause i ask you if you click the link you said yes but when i check here you didnt open
and you didnt click the site yet
so your laying in me
Me: Laying in me? We just met we did! Though I'd like to i spose.
nicoleann: i mean lie
you lie to me
not laying in bed
Me: My Mama never raised no Layers no she didn't!
nicoleann: so why are you lie
to me
Me: I ain't lieing why you bean like this?
nicoleann: bye
bye
bye
Me: Baby Doll don't be like this.
Am just confused is all

Gotsta go check to see what else we might get up to eh?

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21155

Old boy phishing and conning you on that site?

Posted: Fri Nov 29, 2013 11:53 pm

^It threw me off originally but I recovered. Once that attempt failed Lad went to Plan B:

Quote:

nicoleann:: do you have cash?
me: Yes Ma'am.
nicoleann:: how much?
me: You mean in my wallet?
nicoleann:: how much you have there?
me: Couple Hundred am guessing. Hang on I have Piles!
nicoleann:: well you know money gram?
or western union?
me: Well I heard of them
nicoleann:: there you can send the payment to my manager
me: ok
nicoleann:: well you need to pay 300$ to my manager
to get the ID pass
me: Ok
nicoleann:: can you send it now?
ill give you the info's of my manager where you can send the money
me: Well i might be able but it is kinda late.
nicoleann:: well just try in walmart
me: ok
nicoleann:: FIRST NAME : BLU JAY
MIDDLE NAME : AVARQUEZ
LAST NAME : DECASTRO
Country: PHILIPPINES
me: That sures a funny name ain't it?
nicoleann:: why?
me: Decastrated sounds funny is all.
nicoleann:: its DECASTRO
me: Ok
nicoleann:: waht?
what?
me: Hey there so we good?
nicoleann:: what you mean?
did you send the payment?
me: Aww no I didn't do that but just needs Castratos Bankering info I does.
nicoleann:: what ?
you dont need that
you just go to walmatr
walmart
or post office
me: ok
me: So they'll gives me that stuff?
nicoleann:: no my manager will send it to your email
me: ok
me: When?
nicoleann:: its up to you when you can pay?
me: Well I has the money now I does Little Laddy.
nicoleann:: so then go to walmart
and send the payment
me: Butt you said he was sending me the Bankering informations you did?
nicoleann:: no no need
go here Walmart Supercenter
2100 88th St, North Bergen, NJ ‎
there have a money gram
me: Am in OK
nicoleann:: ok
me: That'd take me a few days it would.
nicoleann:: no its not
why you dont know walmart near in you?
me: Well I does.
nicoleann:: well then go there now
me: ok but what does I tells them?
nicoleann:: just say you will send money to your relativeds
then just write in the paper the full name and address and country of my manager
me: And them Walmart folks will give me the Bankering infors?
nicoleann:: no once your done sending it get the tracking number then the reciept
then send it to me to my email your full name and address and your telephone number so i can send it to my manager
so she can able to process the ID pass and send it to you
me: ok
nicoleann:: so go now
me: ok
We can chats tomorrow?
nicoleann:: yes
me: ok

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