Lad orders Mal to the White House

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Posted: Sun Sep 22, 2013 1:36 pm

Dr John Favor is one deluded Lad who has a motor mouth and goes into a keyboard frenzy at the proverbial drop of a hat.

His original script was direct to Captain Mal (not Dear Sir/Ma) concerning compensation and an ambassadorship. However, I sent down a curve ball - that I was on a Ghanaian government blacklist and wanted an apology.

Now things have gone into weirder waters with Favor demanding that I go to the White House and... well, see for yourself with extracts from the Lad's messages. Be warned that there is some political content.

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President Said I Should Inform You To Take The Blacklist Notification Scan To You To Go And Meet The President Of Your Country Fore Better Confirmation,You Will See What The President Of Your Country May Tell You,Neither This Compensation Come To You Or Neither This Issue Already Acknowledge By Me To Regulate, Mr,Malcolm Reynolds To Be Building A Trust Of Humanity President,Told Me To Inform You That You Should Take The Blacklist Alleging Sacn To You Fore Several Since To The President Of Your Country,Once You Get There Call Me When You Are With He,

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You Will See What Your President Will Tell You About That Blacklist Copy With You,When I Am Online With You & Your President On phone Conversation, And You Are With The Black List Copy Send To You several since At Hands, Whatever Your President Said To You That The Blacklist Is mature Blacklist, When I Am Telling You That It Is Immature,That Means I Am Right,But If The President Of Your Country Really Confirm To You That It Is Not An Immature Blacklist,That Means there is know need fore you to send the $3000usd,,,

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My President Is Requesting You To Pick Up The Copy, & Move To Your President Then He Will Make You With Me To Have A Words Together, With him,Of Which I Shall Be Waiting Fore Your Call When You Are With The President Of Your Country

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His Excellency Said That Means He Will Signal President Of Your Country Barack Obama,
And Make He Clear About What Finance Minister Done, That Make He Clear About The Compensation That Come To You Too,That i Discover Finance Minister His Error, Mr,Malcolm, Did You What President Of Your Country To Call You?, Fore Better Confirmation?,Since You Refuse To Call Me With Barack Obama,When President His Excellency Obama Call You,You Have To Going To His Presidential Quarter, With The Blacklist Scan To You Since,My President Said When You Are With Obama Together With The Immature Black List At Hands,There Fore You Have To Call Me Fore Better Authentication,By President, There Fore He Will Scan The Copy Of The Apologies To Your Resident Barack Obama,

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My President Said He Is Going To Scan The Apologies Copy Latter, To Your President His Excellency Barack Obama, Who Came From Kenya,If You Doubting On Will,
You Have To Call Your President Regarding The Copy,He Might Confirm,But However My President,
Said He Make He Clear That In case You Call He,Before Obama Shall Allow You To Come To His Presidential Quarter,
By Showing You The Same Copy, Same Thing He Will Still Tell You, When You Are With The Blacklist That You Have To Make The Transfer,

At this point I made a comment:

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Son of a bitch - you believe that Tea Party Birther bullshit? President Obama was born in Hawaii, not Kenya...!

The Lad seemed annoyed:

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Don't,Being Changing My Speech,Look At What I Write To You,I Did Not Said Obama Was Born In Kenya,But I Said He Relate With Kenya,
Never You Change Speech On Me,Your Reputation Have Made To Be Clear That Is What I Am Fighting Fore Since,Of Which You Realized To That & My President Realized To That & Even As Far To Barack Obama Who Related From Kenya,Mr,Malcolm Reynolds,If You Reach By His Excellency President Back Obama Is,With The Blacklist Copy,You Also Ask Obama Neither The He Related From Kenya,You Will See What He Might Delight To You Too,Since You Are Doubting That Your Reputation Is Not Yet Rectifying By Me,Of Which You Knowing That I Am Already Acknowledged Everything Clearly,

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You Better Pick The Immature Blacklist Copy,& You Move To Meet His Excellency President Barack Obama,At His White House,It Is My President Together With Me, That Is Going To Make You Have a words With He Fore More Sure Once You Are In His Presidential vicinity,Because Of Your Reputation And Your Compensation That Come To You, That Is Why When You Doubt,That You Will Have A Consent Freedom To Have a words with His Excellency Barack Obama,Mr,Malcolm Reynolds,Who Is Born To Be Successfully In This Nation Wide He Or Her Is Already Born To Be Successful,You Know To That,Mr,Malcolm Reynolds,You Can See That Will Have Done Everything Clearly Firmly & Specially

Posted: Sun Sep 22, 2013 8:43 pm

Very funny, thanks for posting - I think this lad deserves hall of fame status for trying so hard whilst being cluless. Superb off the wall stuff again Yastreb.

Maybe it's time to try and set up a meeting between the two presidents - mediated by the lad of course. Laughing

Posted: Sun Sep 22, 2013 9:18 pm

"Oh steady man, that could mean war with Ghana!"
- The Goon Show, Ned's Atomic Dustbin

Yes folks, Captain Mal is about to cause international conflict!

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Dear Mr,Malcolm R3ynolds,Thank Fore Your Message Received With His Content Well Acknowledge,Mr,Malcolm R3ynolds,I Really Wanna Thank You Very Much Fore Your Compliment Effort,Mr,Malcolm R3ynolds,My President Said He Don't What Me And He To Take Law Into Our Hands,As Will Have Already Done Everything To Protecting,
The Interest Of Your Reputation, Along The Line With Your Compensation,Because Of Your Doubting, That Everything Is Not Here Done Clearly,That Is Why My His Excellency Was Be Subjected That Neither Should Being The Cases,Since You Don't What To Believed,
You Better Pick The Immature Blacklist Copy,& You Move To Meet His Excellency President Barack Obama,At His White House,It Is My President Together With Me, That Is Going To Make You Have a words With He Fore More Sure Once You Are In His Presidential vicinity,Because Of Your Reputation And Your Compensation That Come To You, That Is Why When You Doubt,That You Will Have A Consent Freedom To Have a words with His Excellency Barack Obama,Mr,Malcolm R3ynolds,Who Is Born To Be Successfully In This Nation Wide He Or Her Is Already Born To Be Successful,You Know To That,Mr,Malcolm R3ynolds,You Can See That Will Have Done Everything Clearly Firmly & Specially,
Mr,Malcolm R3ynolds, All You Have To Do Now,Is Fore You To Go Are make The Transfer,Send To Mr,4BUKU M4CKSON,
So That First Thing On Monday,Will Can Proceed Further,By First Sending To You The Copy,There Fore Will Proceeded Further To Commence Your Smoothly Compensation To You As You Are Already Better Amongst The Chosen One Already,

I was dismissive.

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I decided a while back that my reputation in a tiny little butt-smear nation like Ghana doesn't really matter, and nothing happened to justify a multi-million dollar payout.
But let's look at this sentence.
"You Better Pick The Immature Blacklist Copy [1],& You Move To Meet His Excellency President Barack Obama,At His White House [2],It Is My President Together With Me, That Is Going To Make You Have a words With He [3] Fore More Sure Once You Are In His Presidential vicinity"
[1] I don't have a copy of the blacklist.
[2] I am very unlikely to be able to schlep over to the White House and meet President Obama - for one thing I'd have to fly half-way around the world; for another, he's busy with running the one existing superpower.
[3] The guy who mows the White House lawn has more influence on matters than you and your President, so don't give me that boondoggle.

The Lad revealed what I could unleash:

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Why Re You Saying That I Shouldering Not Giving You boondoggle.?Not That I Am Giving Boondoggle,
When You Have Be Doubting That The The Copy Is Not With Me With All Your Rest Document Of All Your Whole Transaction,
And You Go Are Send Money You Have Doubting,You Go Are Meet President And Confirm, To Hold The Blacklist at hands to put me between me and you,
with my president on conference call You Said No,
So, Mr,Malcolm R3ynolds, what did you expect me to Realized To You Next?,
Don't You Know That There Is A Cause Of War?That Is Bringing This Challenges?,Never You Provoke Me,
Instead Of You To Acknowledge Everything With Your Heart,
To Go And Make This Payment Upon This Issue That I Allowing My Foot To Regulate,
I Shall Always Regulated With My Heart,and reward of my Good Regulation Shall Make Great In My Holy Living,
Mr,Malcolm R3ynolds,Act Faster To Send This $3000usd,so that i finish everything quickly,because never you fore get what i tell you,
3 weeks from now i shall be going to such issue of regulation at federal republic of Nigeria as a mighty regulation board Funds Chairman In All Over West Africa,

I'm giving you fair warning...

Posted: Sun Sep 22, 2013 9:48 pm

Wow, that lad sure thinks he can "override" the blacklist with ease. Unfortunately it does not work that way, lad. Haha! Great work Yastreb! I look forward to how this pans out.

Posted: Mon Sep 23, 2013 1:24 am

This looks like a quality lad. Please continue to update us on his threats of war.

Posted: Mon Sep 23, 2013 10:16 am

Those emails are delusional, even for a scammer! Doesn't he know not to mess with a retired marine?

Posted: Mon Sep 23, 2013 10:34 am

This Is A Crazy Lad But What The Hell Is Up With His Writing Style, It Must Be Hard On The Little Finger To Press Shift At The Start Of Every Word.

And It Looks Like He Slipped A Few Times In The Last E-Mail You Quoted.

Posted: Tue Sep 24, 2013 2:22 pm

Seems that bloody and terrible war has been averted...

Mal taunted him a little.

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You are growing more delusional. You're going to be Chairman of a mighty board? Now that would make a cat laugh!
Oh, and that thing about causing a war is really funny as well.

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When Did You Expecting Me To Said Next Before,When You Realizing That I Am Done Everything Clearly,& You Know The Cause Of This Changes That Is Making Me & You To Be Busy In Office All The Time,Instead Of You To Go Are Make The Transfer And You Re Despite That To Be saying Different Thing Around,What Did You Expecting Me To Said Next?,when the victory is already be yours, You Have The Receiver Name Mr,Malcolm Reynolds,Fill The Form& Get Back To Us,& Let Us Satisfying You All Your needs,As Humility Is Already Being Your Favorite Protection Upon What Minister Thinking That He Can Cause Upon Your Reputation Before & He Try It,I Acknowledge It,And I Regulated It,Through The Pipe Line You Grouping Amongst The Compensation Holder, Mr,Malcolm R3ynolds, Trust Thy Lord With All Your Heart, And You Acknowledge Everything In This Issue That I Regulated,& You Get Back To Us With Payment Info,Never You Fear Of Tomorrow To Live In Max Poverty Life,But I Don't Proclaim That To You Mr,Malcolm R3ynolds,Never You Fore Get The Cause Of This Challenging,when the management of your heart is already fundamental to your Faith,Please,Received your money and let me & you have Good Rest & will Plan Better Life Together As A Double Capable Two Partner

Two avenues for counter-attack there!

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What the hell do I have to be humble about? If you want comparisons, I am Captain America and you are Private Cockroach! You've done nothing and you expect applause - I don't know where you get your delusions from, Bubba-Louie.
On the note, be aware that we are not partners and never will be. I had heard that Ghana has an active gay sub-culture, but I don't roll that way, so go find your ass-buddies somewhere else, and don't mention it again.

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You Are The Must Honest Foreign Beneficiary Who Have The, Higher scale In This Compensation Share So Far Re Away, De-spited That Your Reputation Was Being Regulated By Me I Must Delight To You The Truths Too, And I Will Delight The Truths Until I Died Fore My Life & Even If I Died I Must Still, That Is Why You Where Also Being Recognized To Being, The International Reconciliation Ambassador To Africa Refugee Too,But Before That Arrangement, Will Shall Finish Facilitating You, All Your $5,8Millions United State Dollars, To You Like As Will Accomplish To Orders, Mr,Malcolm R3ynolds Fore You Alone,I Dr,John Favour, Still Well Come To You Today, You Have To Take Your Blessing After Your Reputation Was Being Rectifying,Mr,Malcolm R3ynolds, Amount Send,$3000usd, Then Fill The Revenue Form With All Your Full Information, And Return It Back To Me As Soon As Possible,Never You Use Me To Compared Any Body, As I Am Capable To Satisfying You Your Desired,So That At Any Time When You Wake up, You We Be Praying Fore Me With Your Family Fore Everlasting,Will All Are Equal In Thy Hands Of Thy Lord, I Don't Know Neither I Can Financially More Than You Or You Can Financially More Than Me Yet Today, But As Your Reputation Bring Victory Join Orders,
It Is Not My Obligation To Kept Your Victory In My Position, De spited That I Discovering Everything, There is a cause Of Trouble That Bring This Glory To You, You Know & I Know I Have To Be Very Sensitive Welcome You With It, When I Am Even, Expecting That By The Time, You Received This Funds, Next thing Will Can Be Doing A Lot Of Thing Together Next, You Can Not Just See Accept Your Eyes Open,

Prod, prod...

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Forget the soft soap <g> - I'm not that easily impressed.
I am not going to be the International Reconciliation Ambassador to Africa. I've never actually even been asked if I want the job. My answer is (and will remain) "I am not going to be the International Reconciliation Ambassador to Africa". Do we have an understanding?
And again I have something to point out to you - "Never You Use Me To Compared Any Body, As I Am Capable To Satisfying You Your Desired,So That At Any Time When You Wake up, You We Be Praying Fore Me With Your Family Fore Everlasting" - I'm not gay and I don't pray. Do we have an understanding?
Finally, I trust that you and your President have decided that war with the US is a bad idea. Do we have an understanding?

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I Am Done Everything You What,Get Back To Me With The Transfer Information,So That You Know How Powerful That I Am,Did You Think I Poor Like The Order Personel Crooks You Where Working With?What Is Belong To You Is Belong To You,I Must Fight Fore My Right And You Right To Protected The Interest Of You And My Country Fore Peace To Reign,

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You've done nothing that I want and given me nothing that I asked for. And yes, I know how weak you are. You couldn't fight your way out of a paper bag.

And Ghana sees the light!

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I Send To You Notification About Your Funds,Since The Days One,You Receive It You Where Be Worrying Me Up And Dawn On Call,I Prove To You The Reason,and Everything,What Else Again,When You Suppose To Come Up With The Money Needed?,Why Re You Be Calling Me Since Before?,Don't You Know The Cause Of This War?,I Meaning The Cause Of This Stress Compliment,About Your Transaction,I Don't Saying That I Am Going To War With US,
Get Back To Me With The Payment Info,

Ha, you wimp!

Posted: Tue Sep 24, 2013 10:11 pm

You're going to dump some tea in a harbour somewhere if he doesn't do as you say Smile

Posted: Tue Sep 24, 2013 10:22 pm

nooooo dont throw tea away !!!!

quality lad Laughing

Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 9:21 pm

After a while, it seems that I got under the Lad's skin just a little.

He dropped the war talk and made threats of legal action! Highlights follow.

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I Will Scan The Black List Copy To His Excellency SEAR President Barack Obama Face Book Sec Security, Since You Needed Social United State Ware Fair Obligation, Mr,Malcolm, Reynolds, You Go Are Make The Transfer Now, Order Wise Once I Scan The Copy To Via His Excellency Barack Obama Sec Security Face Book

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If You Refuse To Received The Compensation, The Blacklist Copy, Shall Be The Evidence To Proff, When At USA Higher Court Fore Me To Send You To Jails

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Mr,Malcolm Reynolds,I Am Trying To Telling You That You Should Understood What I Means,
Accept If You What Me & You To Be At USA Higher Court, Both Of Us Shall Give Those Reason,When I Am In Presidential Social Ware Fair High Court Of law In United State With You,
Here Are The Four Question That I Shall Ask You In USA Court Of Law,
With The Two Copy At hands,Blacklist Copy & The Rectifying Copy,
Hear Is My Four Question To Send You To Jails,
[1]Reason Why You Are Saying You Will Received This Your Compensation?,
[2]Reason Why You Are Saying You Will Send Money To Ghana?,
[3] Reason Why When I Inform You With My Pass Sport & Everything Has Being Regulated?
[4]Reason Why You Are Doubting?,

But then one answer from Mal included this:

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If you try to use the blacklist in a court action, you will not only fail, but look like a complete idiot.

The Lad lost his temper.

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If You Call Me Completed Idiot,When You Knowing That I Am Fighting Fore Your Right,& I Send You Notification & You Received It Before You Re Calling Me Idiot,That Means You Are The Idiot,Why Must You Putting A Call To Idiot?,

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Did You Think I After You Fucking $3000usd?,what i am after is that i don't what them to !! take the false to be truths when all issue it is already regulated,

I hope he calms down... so I can make him explode again.

Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 9:48 pm

Great lad, Mal Laughing

Not quite a Newb Joined: 07 Oct 2010 Posts: 70

Mate, I don't know how you cope and deal with reading their emails.

It's making my head explode!

Love your work. Smile

Posted: Fri Sep 27, 2013 1:12 pm

Thankfully, the Lad returned at full stretch, including...

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[1] Mr,Malcolm R3ynolds, Reason Why You Have Paying The $3000usd,Is That WAMA West Africa Monitoring Agency, His Signature That Will See You Through, When Receiving Your Funds As The Orders Receiving There Own, Part Of The Money Is Going To There Office,
So Then Fore There Will Be Know Single Charges Of Payment From Legal Office Here In Ghana And Even As Far To All Over West Africa,
[2]United Nation Reconciliation Committee His Signature,That Will See You Through When Receiving Your Own Personal Funds, Part Of The Money Is Still Going To There Offices, There Will Be Know Prob Of Any Charges From United Nation Here In West Africa, And Even As Far To United Nation Office There In United State Of America,
[3] Presidential Signature That Will See You Through Too, When Cash-able Your Personal Compensation Funds,There Will Be Know Presidential Practical Logical Against Along The Line Of When You Received Your Funds His Pipe Line,

My answer included these questions.

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"WAMA West Africa Monitoring Agency, His Signature That Will See You Through, When Receiving Your Funds As The Orders Receiving There Own, Part Of The Money Is Going To There Office" - why would part of the money go to WAMA?
"United Nation Reconciliation Committee His Signature,That Will See You Through When Receiving Your Own Personal Funds, Part Of The Money Is Still Going To There Offices" - why would part of the money go to the UN?
"There Will Be Know Presidential Practical Logical Against Along The Line Of When You Received Your Funds His Pipe Line" - why the hell would the White House be involved in this?

I await the non-answer.

Posted: Sun Sep 29, 2013 9:10 pm

A few messages and phone calls later, Mal threw down a challenge:

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After that senseless, meaningless rant of yours, I've decided that I don't want to hear from you again.
The only people that I will respond to are the West Africa Monitoring Agency and the United Nation Reconciliation Committee with explanations of why they are involved in this matter.
Since you are unable to explain anything without descending into shrieking, don't bother to write to me again.

Bingo!

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I Really What To Thank You Very Much Fore Your Message Received With His Content Well Acknowledge,
Mr,Malcolm R3ynolds,During The Time You Call Me I Where In Inside Church By Then,I Just Back From Church I Said Let Me Get Back To You First,
Yesterday I Busy Through Out,That Is Why I Did Not Have Chance To Reply You,Mr,Malcolm Reynolds,Try To Understood Me & You Go Are Make The Payment, Since Yesterday I Told His Excellency About What You Said, Regarding Explanation You Said You Like Hear From United Nation Reconciliation Committee & West African Monitoring Agency,His Excellency Said Them Did Not Own Your Explanation,
Only Thing Them Needed Is There Signature Money That President Will Handle Over To Them That Is What They Interest On,Mr,Malcolm Reynolds You Knowing That President Is Powerful Than Them,
Despite That They Aware Of Your Compensation,But What Them Needed Is There Signature Money That Will See You Through,
& All What I Am Be Writing To You Since,It Is What The Whole Authority Inform Me Chairman Funds Release Board To Send To You People,
Mr,Malcolm R3ynolds,Any Way As Far As Long You Said You Like Here From Them That Is Well Better,
I May Likely To What You To Take There Email So That You Can Hear From Them,Once You Hear From Them Ahead,There Email <[email protected]> <[email protected]>
There Fore Get Back To Me With The Payment Info,So That Will Quickly Facilitating Your Funds Amounted $5,8Millions United State Dollars To You As Well,

I wonder if the Lad has got some help, or if the UN Chairman and the WAMA chief will be somewhat familiar in style... we'll see!

Posted: Mon Sep 30, 2013 8:17 am

Very funny work yas.

Posted: Tue Oct 01, 2013 8:57 pm

No, the Lad didn't get any help. These arrived today.

First, the "UN guy"

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Attention,Mr,Malcolm R3ynolds,
Congratulation To You Today My Dearest Belong Noble Brother,
I Very What To Thank You Very Much Fore Your Message Received With His Content Well Understood,Mr,Malcolm R,Since Morning I Am In Family Meeting,I Am So Sorry Fore The Delay,
Mr,R3ynolds Malcolm,Since Will Re Very Aware Of What Is Going On Regarding Your Compensation That Came To You People,
Also Moreover Regarding What Happening To All You Pass,But However Will Re Instructed By His Excellency President Of Our Country Here,
That Only Chairman Of Our Funds Board Release Organization, Is Legally & Authorized To Carrying Out The Basic Of Those, Compensation To All Foreign Beneficiary That Succeeded It,
Due To His Great Performance,Because He Is A Great A Manufacturer Human Right Dr,That Is His Excellency Was Legally Instructing, Will All That Who Refuse To Follow His Instruction,
Have His Job Loose Legally,Why Those Instruction Came To Us,
It Is Because Of What Is Actually Happening In This Our Peaceful Country All The Time,
But All What Happening To Your Enemies Pass Will Re Aware Of It, But Will Re Not The One Authorized To Be The Charge Of Your Compensation To You,Who Is In Charge Is Dr,John Favour,
Mr,R3ynolds Malcolm,Honestly Part Of The Money Is Coming To Our Offices Hear,
Fore I Knowing That Your Name Is In Board Belonging Compensation Board,But Who Is In Charge Of Your Compensation & All Those Compensation To Foreign Beneficiary,
Is The Chairman Of Our Board Funds Release Organization, But Who Is In Charge Of That Realization Is Chairman Funds Board Release Org,Mr,Malcolm R3ynolds,At The Result Of This Compensation,Will All Where Instructed By His Excellency That Including Only,
Chairman Of Funds Release Board,Who Discovering International Problem Effecting,That Is Only Authorized To make Phone Call To Until Every Body Received There Own Personal Compensation, President Said,That Why Because He Did Not Trust Anybody, A Part From Chairman Of Funds Board Release Organization, I Am Sorry That I Did Not Put My Phone Number,On My Message Now When Addressing You,But Why Don't You Addressing Me With Your Number?. De-spited That Instruction Came From His Excellency To Will You Suppose To Address Me With Your Number, That If You What To Talk To Me,You Can Send Me Email,There Fore Whatever You Said To Me On Email Is What, I Will Well Come Chairman Funds Board Release With Then Fore He Will Deliver All Message To His Excellency, Or Neither Chairman Funds Board Release With,But If You Insisting Fore My Number That Means You Have To Inform Our Chairman Of Funds Board Release Dr,John Favour Who Is A Manufacturer Human Right Dr,To His Excellency, Then Fore Before Will Can Speak On Phone,
[I never asked for this guy's number... and why would a UN representative take orders from a Ghanaian official on this matter?]
Mr,Malcolm R,The Above Mentioned Of The Whole Organization Has Aware Of Your Compensation,Mr,Malcolm Reynolds,One Thing I Would Like To Tell You Is That Since Will Re Not Authorized To make Call In This,Whatever They Instructed You To Do,Do It,But One Thing I Like To Instructed You From My Own Side Is That,Never You Send Less Than $3000usd Across To Dr,Favour Because He Is The One That Is In Charge Of The Compensation Money Received,Because Fore Sure Part Of The Money Is Coming Here,Fore I Know Whatever You Write To Me Is What I Will Put Into Forward To Them If You Give Me Go Ahead,Because Will Re Doing Everything Maturity To Avoiding Broken Of Rules & Regulation,
Mr, R3ynolds Malcolm, & Only One Thing That I Have To Tell You, Is That You Have To Following The Instruction Of Our Chairman Funds Board Release Organization, Because He Is A Powerful Great Personnel Who Study Human Right In Dr, Follow By Our His Excellency Great Level Hear,
As You May Knowing That,Is Only Our Chairman Funds Boars Release Which His Excellency Authorized To Be In Charge Or Neither To Make Phone Call,If You Need My Voice That Means I Will Take Excuss From Dr,Favour Or Neither You Can Talk To Me Through Favour His Line Too Because All THe Time I Am Always being at his office Too,
Mr,Malcolm R3ynolds,All Will Needed Part Of The Money Is Coming To Our Office Presented By Dr,John Favour,But I Advise You Never You Send Less Than $3000usd,Because That Is What Total Others Spend Before They Received There Compensation Too,
Because I Have To Knew Because Government Of Our,
Country Was Very Upsetting Because Of People His Great names they where try To Disgracing,
Mr,R3ynolds Malcolm,I Really What To Congratulation You Fore Your Message Received,Please Accept My Best Wishes,Fore Success In Your New Responsibilities And Appreciation Fore Your Dedication To The United Nation,
It Is Our Hope To Have A Wonderful Working Experience With You On Discharging About Your Belonging Compensation $5,8Millions United State Dollars,Mr,Malcolm R

And the WAMA guy:

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This is to notify you Beneficiary from the office of the West African Monitoring Agency Accra Ghana of the approval of your funds of $8.5 Million United State Dollar to Guaranty Trust Bank P,l,c which we the organization of WA,MA MONITORING AGENCY,has verified your file and we find out that your Credibility Have Appear As Among Those Compensation Personnel update to received fund from Africa which we are apologizing of the delay of your funds $5,8Millions United State Dollars To You,By The Chairman Of Funds Board Release,
You don't have to obtain any document to received your funds,in west Africa provided that you fill the registration attach form and send it back with the due payment $3000usd, as Internal Revenue to the Association of Foreign Beneficiary Which We Enable Received Your Compensation,Mr,Malcolm R,You Can Send The $3000usd,which is the only needed require to release your funds in Africa without paying for transfer charges neither any other require in receiving your $8.5 Million Dollar. Because This Is What Make All Foreign Beneficiary To See Through Of Receiving Of There Compensation ,Mr,Malcolm Reynolds R, My Sake, I Am Not The One You Re Sending The $3000usd To,
Sir,I Hope You Received A Form From Dr,John Favour ?,Our Board Chairman?,Sir Fill It and send it back with the requirement of $3000usd Dollar, As Will Re Waiting Fore Our Signature Fees,including your account information.
Mr,Malcolm R3ynolds,I Once Having Car Accident Before That Re Making Me Having Ear Hearing Drum His Problem,I Am Not Too Good In Phone Conversation But Preferred Email,Although I Will Be Checking My Email Fore Every Second,Fore Now When I Have A Respond From You,

The UN guy is my new main target for being Favor's cheerleader!

Posted: Tue Oct 01, 2013 11:56 pm

Lovely, I like this guy's persistence. Completely insane. Laughing

His comma to full-stop (period) ratio seems to be holding at around 65:1 but when you turn the heat up it drops to 10:1. Shocked

Posted: Wed Oct 02, 2013 9:37 am

I love that the WAMA guy tried to avoid capitalizing every first letter but then gave in. How do you manage to read this garbage- It Gives Me A headache.

Posted: Wed Oct 02, 2013 8:51 pm

After a couple of meaningless exchanges, Mal got personal in a message to Favor:

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That was just so pathetic. Next time, don't rope in your boyfriend to sing your praises. It was simply embarrassing.

Cue the return of the verbal vomit!

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I Really What To Informing You That I Received Your Message With His Content Well Acknowledge,Mr,Malcolm,Fore Your Information,Never & Ever You Desperate Embarrassing My Personality Or Neither My Reputation, If I Am Right & You Are Just Embarrassing Me Fore Nothing All Those Insult Will Return To You,Or When You Are Started Receiving Your Funds,I Will Told His Excellency About The Insulting You Have Be Embarrassing Me Since,Mr,Malcolm R3ynolds,You Suppose To Understood That,The Feed Of Your Studied Is Different Than The Feed Of My Studied & My Feed Of Studied Is Different Than Yours Too,Why Your Profession Is Different Than My Profession & My Profession Is Different Than Your Own,If You Looking It That It Is Embarrassing Fore Me To Update You About Your Victory Funds,Then Fore Better For Getting Me & Your Funds & Insulting,Then Fore Afraid Of Tomorrow To Live Max Poverty Life,I Don't Prayed Fore That Fore You,But I Did Never See Where By Personnel Fore Succeeded Victory,& He Is Afraid Of What I Don't Knew, Anything That Make You Afraid Of Your Own Personnel Victory That Means That Afraid Can Lead You Tomorrow To Live Max Poverty Life,
Despite That What Happening To You Personality,That Thy Lord Give Me Power To Regulated, Did You Thinking That Are My Ru-dding Of The Power Regulation Of Truths That I Have?,I AM Not Ru-dding Of It,Because It Came From Thy Lord,& I Can Never & Ever Ru-dding With Ability Which Thy Lord Give To Me,So Shall You Too,Everyone Have His Own Life Style From Thy Lord,
Mr,Malcolm R3ynolds,Despite That I Am In Charge Of Your Compensation Despite That I Regulation Your Reputation,But I What To Make You Clear,That It Is Not My Obligation To Temper Your Compensation Funds,That Means I Am Already Taking Law Of Compensation Into My Hands,But I What To Delighting To You That, I Am Too Sensitive To They After Your $3000usd,Money That Belong To Both Organization,When I Don't Even Know After You Receiving Your Personal Funds Neither You Can Financially Up To Me I Don't Knew, Or Neither You Can Financially More Than Me I Don't Knew Yet,But With A Good Clear Understanding It Is My Obligation To Carrying Out Of Your Filed,Of The Copy Your Regulation Issue Together With The Copy Of Your Blacklist Copy Also Together With Your Victory Compensation,Once Will Wait Few Days Now, If I Did Not Here Feed Back From You By Receiving Your Funds,
The Next Thing I Will Do, Is To Take Special Honest Sensitive Excuse From My His Excellency, Before I Will Scanning Everything To Via His Excellency President Barack Obama His Face Book Sec,By Then You Will Be Relocated By Word His Excellency His Specially Security,
Case I Will Have With You In United State Higher Court Of Law,Is That Reason Why I Am Telling You That Your Reputation Have Regulation No,1?,Two Reason Why About The Blacklist,Three Reason Why You Are Neglecting Your Compensation,& The Other Foreign Beneficiary Non Of Them Neglecting There Own,When I Being To High Court Of United State With You,They Will Iron All Those Reason,Will Shall Know Who Going To Take Law Into His Hands,My President Will Decided What He See,About Black List Issue That I Regulated,Firstly Finance Minister He Will Loose He Job Entirely,Secondly You May Be Ask That Why Did You Neglecting Your Funds?,Even Those You Said I Did Not Inform You By Then,Fore Instance Professor Francis Kofi From The U,N Chairman He Will Decided & Mr,Paul Malcolm Acquah,They Will Both Decided,
What They See Regarding Everything That HAPPENING,Who Is Against The Law By Then,Is The One Which His Excellency World President Barack Obama Will Sentence To Jails,
Mr,Malcolm R3ynolds, Have Your Wonderful Day,Will Shall See Our Self In Where You What It,

Posted: Thu Oct 03, 2013 9:39 am

First, the WAMA guy, showing how little effort Favor is making to be different (as in none), thought some parts are close to poetry:

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I Write To Inform You Regarding Your Email Received,Mr,Reynolds M,
Please Let Me Tell You,If You Ever Call Me Stupid,
That Means You Are The Stupid,You Who Did Not Knowing That The Nation Of Your Job,
It Is What Will Bringing Your Blessing To Be Came Great In Life,
You That Is Succeeded Genuine Compensation Join Other Foreign Beneficiary,
When You Are Be Argue Going Here & Here Are You Not The Stupid,
Please De-spited Than Your Compensation,Never Never You Try Get Me Furious At All, Why Are You Performing Some How?,
I Told You That There Is Know Document,& You Are Ru-ding Did You Thinking That I Am After Your $3000usd???,
I Am Only After Our Own Part,There Fore Will Have The Form Sign Period,
Never You Act As Unscrupulous Poor Personnel,Don't You Having The Eye Views Of Your Self, To Get Train Your Brain With Luminosity?,The Personal Trainer Designed By Self Acknowledge?,
Try & Send The $3000usd,& Let Our Own Signature Part Came, And Will Very Sign Your Form As Well,
Like As Will Very Sign Fore The Other Foreign Beneficiary,
Fore Now Everything Your Compensation Is Free To Be Workout,Your Money Will Be Transfer To You, Without Know Diaspora Or Such Are Hidden Fees Charges Again,Mr,Reynolds M,
Please Reason Other Alert & You Get The Payment Done Across To Dr,John Favour, There Fore You Specially Standby Awaiting Fore Your Genuine Funds As Well Okay,

Favor himself seemed to be quoting desk calendar slogans.

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Fore Your Information No Matter Who You Are,That Is Fore Your Self,
But I What To Make You Clear That You Shouldering Not Afraid Of Tomorrow To Live Your Own Funds, In Other Fore You To Live Max Poverty Life,
Received Your Own Money AS The Orders People Received There Own,& Let You Have Rest And I Have Rest Too, And Fore Your Own Good Never You Thinking That You Can Address Me As You Deserved,
I Speak My Delight Because I Always Address You As A Personnel,
Despite That The Road To Success Is Very Narrow Or Neither Despite,
That The Truths Is Always Bitter Fore Everyone to Delighted It,
But I Will Kept On Delighting Truths In My Whole Life To Until I Fulfill My Life Mission Here On Health,
But I What To Make You Clear With A Good Clever Understanding It Is Not My Obligation To Temper Your Compensation,
Or Neither To Kept It In My Position, Whatever You Up To,Get Back To Me,
Because Before I Make The Others To Received There Own,
Non Of Them Temper Insulting My Reputation,If You Know You Don't Value Who You Her,That Is Your Living, But As Fore Me I Value Who I Am,
And I Respect My Self Also Respect My Fellow Personnel,Because I AM not the one creating my self,
And I What To Advise You Let Us Avoiding Any Element Of Embarrassment Of Each Others In This Compensation,Did You Thinking That Respect Is a Fear?,
Don't You Realized That Nothing Can Done On Health Without Thy Lord His Intervention ?,It Is Obvious To Be Respect Fellow Personnel,

Posted: Sun Oct 06, 2013 8:43 pm

I'll be posting the whole bait sometime, so I'll just post the three most recent messages from the Lad - one from each persona; WAMA chairman, UN chairman, and Dr John respectively.

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I Received Your Message Since Without Making Single Sense,Why Re You Saying That Nothing To Do With Dr,John Favour??????????,Please I Am Not After Your Fucking Money You Are Going To Send Okay,Our Part Is What I After,If You Said You Have Nothing To Do With Dr,Favour,You Have To Read To Face Case With He,Because Dr,John Told Me That He Is Going To Face Case With You Over There In United State Of America,
Once I Knowing That You With Dr,John Have Started The Case What I See,Is What I Will Delighting,Because I Can See That You What To Afraid Of Darkness To Be urinating In Your Own Personal House,Since The Order People Those Compensation To Was Receiving There Funds Non Of Them Did Never Open There Mouth To Insulting Me,Did You Think That I Am Your Set Up Or After You Question?,You Can Afraid Of Darkness To Toilet In Your Own Bed Room I Don't Care,I Know Who I Am,

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You Are A Compound Fool,You Don't Know The Feed Of Your Study,You Thinking That Will Re Ignorant Like You,Me With Dr,Will Re Be Travelling To Nigeria As Soon,If You Know You Are Born To Poor Or Neither You Re Homosexual You Can Go Are Fuck Shit I Done Care I Will Reported You To Our President,Never You Contact Me Again I Hate To Work With Immature Fellow,No matter That You Are Among This Compensation,Once Dr,John Bringing Our Part I Will Sign My Space and Have Our Own Part That Is What I Am Interested On To Do Next,
You Will Going To Face Word Criminal Problem,You Can Fucking Go To Hell,Did You Riches Up To Me???????????,Agree To Me That You Are A Criminal,Since You Refuse To Received Your Compensation,I Hate To Work With Useless Beast,That Means Your Hands Did Not Clean At All,You Must Face Criminal Case Like What Dr,John Is Saying To Me Since,

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I Don't Know That You Are A Boodle Of Disgrace I Could Not Worrying My Self By Carrying Out The Basic Of You Issue Upon My Hands,When I Being To Court With You,Minister Fore Crooks Will Loose He Job,.There Fore You Will Be Sense To Jails Period,Make Me Have A Words With Words His Excellency You Refuse,You Will Be Prob Fore That,Secondly,Reason Why You Re Requesting Fore The Apologies Cope,I Meaning The Regulation Cope,When You Did Never Make The Payment,You Will Be Prob Fore That, Why Must You Felling That You Are Not Entitle To Compensate?,That Is Why I Am Delighting That Assuming That I Realized That You Are A Boodle Of Disgrace I Could er Not Carrying Out The Basic Of Your Issue By Making Finance Crooks To Be Came Powerless, If You Taking It That There Is Nothing To Do At Court,That Is All Left To You,Because That Is Not What The Whole Authority Is Thinking About Now,Reason Why You Are Saying That You Are Not Entitle To Compensate You Will Prove Who Is Genuine To Compensate At Court Of Law,But You Are Entitle To Alleging Against?,Or Agree To Me That You Really What To Steal The Refugee Funds Before?,
You Are Just Be Using Your Immature Brain To Be Thinking irrelevant,You Will Going To Shout I Don't Knew By The Time You Find Your Self In Jails,I Don't What It Before, But As You What It,Will Must Be There,Since As Far As Long I Am With The Copy As The Evidence To Prove I Am Confidence, In The Court That I Am Going With You,Fore Your Information,I Give You Three Days From Now To Make The Payment, So That I Can Accomplish Your Compensation To You,Before Will Re Traveling To Federal Republic Of Nigeria soonest,Because Me Together With Professor Francis Kofi, Will Re Be Travelling To Federal Republic Of Nigeria Fore A Regulation Too, Any Moment From Now, Did You Thinking That I Am Like Poor Immature Personnel You Where Be Working With Since,Who Did Not Know The Feed Of There Profession?,I Must Make You Clear That i Know The Feed Of My Profession, You Can Not Just Saying That i Should Scan To You The Apologies Copy That Is Know As Evidence Before You Will Send The $3000,u,s,d, When I Am Already Instructed By The Whole Authority That The Payment Shall Be Made First, Before I Shall Do That, You Can Fear Of Tomorrow To Live Max Poverty Life I Don't Care,But With A Good Clever Understanding When You Are In Jails,
You Will Realized That,Fear Of Satan Is Nor-sense,WA,MA CHAIRMAN Forwarded To Me Message You Send To He,I Reads Everything,You Are Telling He That You Have Nothing To Do With Me,Why Should You Calling Me When You Have Nothing To Do With Me?, when You Realized That Of Satan Is Nor-sense,You Can Be Alleging Falsifying Against,But You Can Not Sure That You Re Entitle To Compensated,Don't You Knowing That You Are A Luck Fools Who Succeeded Victory,But It Is Not My Obligation To Temper It,Despite That I Am In Charge,But Instead Of Minister Fore Crooks To Second Use Law To Hold Me,That Is What Is Going To Make Me And You To Be Court,Because There Is Specially Evidence To Proof,When Being To Court With You As You Deserved It,You Will Realized That Despite That The World President Barack Obama Have Many Crises To Face But His Eyes Is Still In Every Places And Any Matter Of Any Where Upon Any Fellow Personnel Who Is Trying To Do Evil Or Who Did Not Know His Right,Did You Thinking That Who Is Crying having Tears Of His Eyes Is A Blaine Fellow??, Despite That His Excellency Have May Crises To Face,But You Will Wondering Why When I Forwarded Everything To Via His Security Face Book Sec, He Hearing That Some One Else, Is Already Abuse About International Refugee Criminal Law That He Involved, Please If You Are Not Sending The Money,Reply To Me That You Are Not Sending It Period,So That Let Me Put Everything Into Forwarded To His Excellency President Barack Obama His Face Book Security Sec Right Away,To Make Sure Will Can Both Expecting Appearing At Court As Soon,Are You Sending It?,Or Your Are Not Sending It?,

Verbal vomit doesn't even come close to describing this Lad's style!

Posted: Mon Oct 07, 2013 12:12 am

"Boodleof disgrace" ? IamROTFLMAO but I still don't know what that is!

Posted: Mon Oct 07, 2013 2:45 am

[quote="Capone"]"Boodleof disgrace" ? IamROTFLMAO but I still don't know what that is![/quote]

Lad said"it is nor-sence"

That ought to cover it Dancing Banana

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