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pug
Master Baiter

Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 198
Location: Just to the left of things . . .

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Sat Sep 14, 2013 4:46 am |
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Hello. It's been a loooong time since I've contributed anything here. Have you missed me? Anyhow, I looked in my catcher account tonight and there were 15 lads a-writing, and every one of them was telling me how they were going to help me get my long overdue funds! What happened to the daughter of the murdered landowner? The family tragically killed n a plane crash? The trunkbox full of money left with a diplomat? The young brother and sister in the refugee camp? When did those wonderful pleas fall by the wayside, or is it just me?
Well, I'm heading for bed now, but would be interested to hear what others are seeing. (This topic may have been discussed, but don't really feel like searching for it now. Maybe it needs to be revisited anyway.)
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Duckling
Elite Baiter

Joined: 13 Jul 2013
Posts: 1793
Location: Not quite there yet

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Sat Sep 14, 2013 4:57 am |
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The old scripts are still there. The weight just may have shifted a little bit, but all of them are still there. Even the gold selling lads, which I honestly have never learned to understand. With their ludicrous demands it's hard to believe they would be successful, but I guess I'm wrong because they still keep using it.
What I would want to know instead is where are all the barristers and attorneys when I need them? I need a lawyer in West Africa to try a new trick I've been thinking lately, but all I get are bankers or orphans. And the one I managed to find was illiterate. It's starting to feel like opening those Magic the Gathering booster packs when I rummage through my catcher.  |
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manbiteslion
Baiting Guru

Joined: 12 Dec 2007
Posts: 4816
Location: Connecting my chair and keyboard

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Sat Sep 14, 2013 3:51 pm |
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Otterfan
Baiting Guru

Joined: 14 Mar 2007
Posts: 2481
Location: UK -- land of otters and non-otters

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Mon Sep 16, 2013 10:49 pm |
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