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Otterfan
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Joined: 14 Mar 2007
Posts: 2481
Location: UK -- land of otters and non-otters
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Sun Sep 01, 2013 10:21 am |
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I received an email informing me that I had won in some BMW-sponsored lottery. I replied asking how I'd won and what exactly I had won.
The reply contained:
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| You have won £750,000.00GBP). (Seven Hundred and fifty Thousand Great British pounds). & a Brand New BMW X6Drive car |
A welcome addition to my collection of winnings (I'm some kind of trillionaire now going only on lotto wins, never mind all the trunkboxes full of widows' gold).
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| This is an online valid E-mail ID Promotion which is done once a year to eradicate poverty |
He obviously doesn't know the price of insurance, vehicle taxes, fuel, maintenance, upkeep, and so on!
Next week: Mercedes-Benz attempts to end world hunger by giving away free money and their latest S-class model. |
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windypops
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Joined: 25 Jan 2005
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Location: Planet X
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Sun Sep 01, 2013 11:15 am |
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It's reassuring to know that there are still some problems left that, can, be solved by throwing money at them. When you're down on your luck, sympathy and talking therapy only goes so far in my experience.
Make sure he includes the alloy sports wheels with the metallic paint and air-con option. You may be poor, but you ain't cheap.  |
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Otterfan
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Joined: 14 Mar 2007
Posts: 2481
Location: UK -- land of otters and non-otters
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Sun Sep 01, 2013 11:24 am |
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| Captain Pugwash wrote: |
| Make sure he includes the alloy sports wheels with the metallic paint and air-con option. |
Oh, I thought those options helped to reduce tuberculosis. Let's tackle one problem at a time! |
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Duckling
Elite Baiter
Joined: 13 Jul 2013
Posts: 1793
Location: Not quite there yet
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Sun Sep 01, 2013 11:57 am |
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If you need a voice, just let me know. |
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Capone
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Mon Sep 02, 2013 2:37 am |
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Great British pounds? As opposed to not-so-hot pounds? For that much money you can get every bell and whistle and cure cancer. |
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Joker
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Mon Sep 02, 2013 6:02 pm |
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Tell him not to be cheap with it! It's either an M5 if we have to go BMW or even better the Audi R8.  |
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