BLEEDING THE BEAST… NOT

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Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2013 12:05 pm

"Bleeding the Beast" is a term used by, among others, extremist Mormons, survivalists, and End-time devotees; it means basically ripping off the system whether by fraud or other rorts.

Lads would, I’m sure, understand the term...

The Scammer
Larry Muhammed, a refugee from Sudan, whose fondness for exclamation marks doesn’t impress.

The Baiter
Malcolm Reynolds, retired US Marine

The Lad is in italics throughout; my comments are in bold.

15 January 2012
Dear Dad,
Happy New Year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just pray that this message come to you at the right time of health, Wealth and prosperity in the name of the lord
how is your health today? is me your son Larry Mohammed a Refugee from Sudan that call you 2 hours ago concerning my SUIT CASE BOX that was size In-kotoka International Airport (1) week ago and was release to me yesterday morning by 8:AM Ghana time,
I ‘m 21 years old boy. Unfortunately, I ‘m now an orphan as my mother died when I was 5 year old. My father recently died of food poison in 2011. Since his death, things have completely changed and my life became miserable. One of my uncles accepted me in his house. At first, I was ok even though his wife was too hostile. She treats me as slave in my uncle’s house.
Presently she has influenced her husband and life is now like hell to me. They have changed my father’s personal assets to their name. The way things are going, I’m afraid that they might decide to kill me or poison me as they did to my father in order to inherit all that my father owns.
For safety, I decided to run away from the house.& come to Ghana My purpose of contacting you is because I need to come to your country secretly so that my uncle will not know my where about. I have here some SUIT CASE BOX contain $15million united state dollars which my father gave to me secretly before he died in the hospital with ATM card about his secret for the ATM CARD which contain $7 million (seven million United sate dollars) right now I am in hotel room in Accra Ghana with my SUIT CASE BOX & ATM CARD This Money is Clean & spendable cash.
Dad right now I have open my box in the hotel room that I lodge and I take $50,000USD from the box and I travel to LOME TOGO to send you $50,000USD right now I have send the money to your name as the receiver of the money,
Dad there is a little problem in out side of the MONEY GRAM because I was just about to call you on phone to give you the information of the $50,000USD that I send to you a custom officer of the border they are being following me since when I was going to the LOME TOGO to send you the money wish I don t know,
Dad right now they have take my information paper from me ask me question that where is my Resident permit which I did not have the custom officer ask me that how did I get this money that I am sending to order country and I told him that this money is heritance from my late father and the custom officer told me that how did I secede with this money to Ghana without Resident permit and him get me arrested because I did not have Resident permit and say that before them can release my information paper to me I have to pay $150 USD and right now dad I don’t have any money with me to go back to Ghana and to take money from my box to pay this money to them so dad you need to help me with this money to enable them to release my information paper to me please dad,
I promise you dad, as soon as the custom officer release my information paper to me I will move to my hotel room and send you the information of the $50,000USD to you through email or phone, because I want you to use this money Clean & Spendable Cash to invest in your country then after that I will come over to your country to study my education, Now permit me to ask these few questions:
1. Can you honestly help me from your heart?
2. Can I completely trust you?
3. What percentage of the total amount in question will be good for you after i send the money to you? that is why I want to send you this my fund Clean & Spendable Cash & I also want you to trust me,
Dad please try and do something today if you really have this pain in mind to help me please do, am really tired hear try to understand my feeling please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!,
Please, consider this and get back to me as soon as possible. Immediately I confirm your willingness,
Best Regards.
Yours Sincere
I wait your quick response.
Thank you & God bless you.

Mr Mohammed,
I don't recall you ever ringing me, so this must have come to the wrong person.
Malcolm Reynolds

Warning! Identity crises detected!

16 January 2012
Dad, your contact was given to me by those (UN) Red Cross security who manager to escape me from the war, I was told by them that you are God fearing person and you can help me receive my found and invest it wisely for me, whereby I can forward my Education in your country, this is how I got your contact.
Dad I real want you to help me, please Dad, as soon as I live the border I will locate to my hotel room the I will send you the $50.000 us dollars through email and from there you forward me account to receive this Funds or by diplomat to your home desk stop.
I wait your quick response.
Thank you & God bless you.
Regard
Mafus Isa

I chose to ignore his mistake and power on.

Mr Mohammed,
I'm not your daddy, I'm not a god-fearing person (I have no religion), and I know fox alpha about investment.
Malcolm Reynolds

17 January 2012
why are you reject me?
Best Regards.

Mr Mohammed,
I'm simply being honest with you. How is that rejection?
Malcolm Reynolds

18 January 2012
Dad, please why cant you help me out from this danger I am begging you please I still stand on my words as soon as you help me to send the needed $150 us dollars to the custom officer so that they can release me out, please!!!!!!!Please!!!!!!!!!Please
Yours Sincere
I wait your quick response.
Thank you & God bless you.
Mohammed Larry

Say goodbye to the exclamation marks… they will be missed.

I said I'm not your daddy, and if you grovel like that - like a gorram little kid pleading for candy - I am not going to help you.

19 January 2012
Okay, sir what do you want me to do now?i am totally confuse i don't know what to say the situation is very bad to me here,
i wait to hear from you soon
Best regard
Larry Mohammed

Mr Mohammed
You expect me to start sending you money without knowing anything about you or even if you are who and what you say you are.
I need proof from you.
Malcolm Reynolds

20 January 2012
Thank you very much sir, What Kind of Proof is You Talking About? It’s My Id Card or What Nest Do You Want Me to Proof Again I Have Told You before That I Came from Sudan And I ‘m 21 years old boy. Unfortunately, I ‘m now an orphan as my mother died when I was 5 year old. My father recently died of food poison in 2011. Since his death, things have completely changed and my life became miserable. One of my uncles accepted me in his house. At first, I was OK even though his wife was too hostile. She treats me as slave in my uncle’s house so that is why I came to Ghana,
Sir Can you honestly help me from your heart?
Please I Really Need Your Help So That I Can Live The Border Then After I Live I Will Go Straight To My Hotel Room And Send You The Payment Slip Immediately As Soon As Possible,
Please, consider this and get back to me as soon as possible. Immediately I confirm your willingness,
Best Regards.
Yours Sincere
Larry Mohammed

Mr Mohammed,
If you're 21 you ain't a boy, you're a man. At your age I'd been a Marine for three years.
You're a citizen of a nation that hates America and the West and for all I know this could be the African variant of Bleeding The Beast.
Malcolm Reynolds

22 January 2012
sir, my situation now i need you to help me with the needed money so that i can live the border,
Thank
Yours sincere
Larry Mohammed

Mr Mohammed,
You have to give me a reason to trust in you and to help you.
Malcolm Reynolds

22 January 2012
What reason again sir?
Thank
Yours sincere
Larry Mohammed

Can't you think of at least one?

22 January 2012
What do you mean? my id

That would prove your name, but nothing else.

23 January 2012
if you are not ready to help me let me know,

If you won't give me reasons to trust you, nothing will happen.

24 January 2012
Sir, i don't even trusted you anymore, don't contact me again good bye,

Too bad, so sad.

24 January 2012
Sir, if you don't want to help just leave me alone, let me to go and look for trustee who will help me out, please don't be confuse me okay,

I never said I couldn't help; just that you had never established trust.

And that was the last of Larry…

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