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Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 11:44 pm

After Happy Hour(s) in Auburn yesterday, I checked my mail and this bit of Fluff was in my Catcher:

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Good day

Do you have financial problem? If yes, your problem has ended. Are
you interested in being a member of a fraternity that offers you MONEY
POWER RESPECT and FAME and more.. Do you want to be a member of the
Illuminati?

Obviously Mals was very interested in such a proposal so he sent the old 'Please tell me more' routine:

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NEW WORLD ORDER

The Illuminati (plural of Latin illuminatus, "enlightened") is a name
given to several groups, both real and fictitious. Historically the
name refers to the Bavarian Illuminati, an Enlightenment-era secret
society founded on May 1, 1776 to oppose superstition, prejudice,
religious influence over public life, abuses of state power, and to
support women's education and gender equality. The Illuminati were
outlawed along with other secret societies by the Bavarian government
leadership with the encouragement of the Roman Catholic Church, and
permanently disbanded in 1785.[1] In the several years following, the
group was vilified by conservative and religious critics who claimed
they had regrouped and were responsible for the French Revolution....

The Illuminati empowers young men and women with Wealth Fame and
Power, once you are a certified member of the New World Order you will
be known among the Greatest men on earth...

ILLUMINATI APPLICATION INFORMATION FILL AND RETURN

* Name of Applicant :................. ...... .
* Address: requestor :.........................
* City :.............. ...... .................
* State :...................... ...............
* Country :............................. .......
* Gender :............................. ........
* Marital st......................... .........
* Age :............ ...........................
* Employment :.............. ..... ............
* Income Rate: ?............... ...... ........
* Tel :............................. ...........
* Mobile :................... ................

==================================================================
Warning from NEW WORLD ORDER . The information contained in
this email transmission is confidential and for the exclusive use of
the intended recipient(s). If you are not the intended recipient, you
are hereby notified that any use, disclosure, dissemination,
distribution (other than to the recipient), copying or taking any
action because of this information is strictly prohibited...
===============================================

Heck sign me up! They aren't even asking Mals for money or anything! Oh wait yeah they are:

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Good day,

Your mail was well received and you are among the luckiest member who
has the chance of a life time to be a member of the Illuminati...

You would have to pay the registration fee, in order to process your
application...

You have to pay five hundred dollar to complete your application....

Once your application is complete we will revile and bless you with
Wealth and Power to stand out in the society.....

Revile away Oh Great Grand Bastard of the New World Odor!

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Thank you for the consideration kind Sir,

Please forward me your Banking details so that I may Transfer funds into your account immediately.

Mals

PS - Do I get a special title when I am accepted into your Odor?

I hope this goes somewhere....

Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 11:52 pm

I did enjoy the obvious Wikipedia copy paste in his format. The only thing missing to make it pure gold is the [citation needed]. Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21155

I had a feeling that Wiki was wrong all this time with the title of that posting. No wonder they can get no citation on it. I hope he sticks to you!

Posted: Mon Apr 15, 2013 4:01 pm

Uh Oh I think these guys are serious:

Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 12:21 am

I assume that the one with the pyramid growing out of his head is the leader.

Either that, or the 16-ton weight is wearing a clever disguise.

Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 2:57 pm

*facepalm*

quite a guy you've got here. Look after him Laughing

Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 10:39 pm

After the initial flurry the Lad has gotten kinda lazy. Oh well it just might help drag this thing on a bit longer than intended:

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Good day,

We just receive the payment information from one of our priest in the
philippines, he will be in charge of the rituals in order to make you
a certified member of the ORDER...
Therefore, copy the name below and go straight and send the fee to the
priest to enable us proceed on the ritual immediately, below is the
information of our priest which you will use to remit the $500 CAD
via Western Union Money Transfer

WU Stuff Removed

After you have made the payment then we shall answer your question
regarding the special title...

This gets Mals quite excited:

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Hello my Esteemed Friend,

I am assuming that there are special titles then. Oh the excitement of it all. Can you give me a hint at least? My Grandfather was once a Royal Arch Purple Marksman in the Orange Hall.

The Ritual is something that intrigues me as well! Will I need to prepare myself before undergoing such an event? Please tell me in advance so that I will be able to respond to the Call immediately.

Finally kind sir, I would much rather prefer using a Bank Transfer as a payment method. It is what legitimate Business uses so I know you would not be adverse to my only stipulation.

Thank you for everything!!!

Fingers crossed on the Swine...but I'm hoping more for my Special title (Custard Kitty Cat perhaps?) and the Rituals! As long as it doesn't involve me dumping milk on myself while holding a fish on my head I'm all over it.

Baiting Guru Joined: 21 Nov 2010 Posts: 2197

Just for you. I crown thee. Grand High Exhalted Mystic Ruler of the International Order of Friendly Sons of the Raccoons.

Welcome Brother.

Posted: Wed Apr 17, 2013 7:21 am

'Miles' got that invite too, and is a little concerned ;

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Well, this all sounds exciting !

I'd like to ask; Is there any kind of initiation ceremony ?

I'm an honoured member of The Knights of Fraggle Rock, and that was hellish - (Running around stark naked in the depths of a winters night, being pelted with marshmallows & hosed with Chateauneuf du pap) . I'm getting a bit old for all that malarky !

Kind Regards

Posted: Wed Apr 17, 2013 9:14 am

One of those invites just arrived in my catcher. Somehow I can't see myself with that August company

Posted: Wed Apr 17, 2013 6:16 pm

Technically, is this guy actually a scammer? Heck. He's delivering his victims about as much as any good Scientology auditor delivers to his--and for much less money in the long run.

Posted: Wed Apr 17, 2013 11:41 pm

I promised the Mod Team I wouldn't turn this into a Religious Debate as they are running low on Black Stars and there isn't really a lot of room left in my 'File' for more anyways. You'd think they'd buy bigger binders....

I didn't actually start Baiting this Lad until this I was asked to pay a 'Registration Fee' in advance. Before that I merely asked a few questions. It reminded me of a Private College that I applied to once upon a time. Some guy came to my house and needed several hundred dollars in order to process my application. This money could be (of course) applied to my tuition if I was accepted. After a few back and forths I told him to Pound Sand ( Whatever the Heck that means).

Why am I always so easy to sidetrack? Now I have lost my place so I might as well start off with my Lad's emphasis photo:

That's right people; I have arrived at my proper place in society. Wealth, Fame, Power, Cool looking Robes and most important of all Swine:

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Good Day,

As regards to your various questions, You are not permitted to know
deep secret of the Great ''New World Order''(ILLUMINATI) until you are
fully a register member. As soon as we receive your registration fee
in order for the ritual to be completed, we will provide you more deep
secret of the Great ''New World Order''(ILLUMINATI) and the answer to
all your question.

Below Is The Account Payment Information as Requested:

Name on Account: Some Mugu
Bank Name : Land Bank of the Philippines - Midsayap Branch
Bank Address : Quezon Avenue, Midsayap 9410 Cotabato, Philippines
Account Number : Blah
Account Type : Savings
Swift Code : Blah

That was just too easy. Mind you with such Gihungous Resources available to the New World Odor then so it shall be and ever be too!

Mals (as you might have guessed) is somewhat excited:

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Hello Sir,

Thank you so much for considering my Application. You do not believe how much this means to me!

May I at least get a clue as to the Rituals that I must perform? If there is any sort of preparation such as a Dress Code or such then I will conform to your wishes at the drop of a Hat. I am am getting a Haircut tomorrow; plus I might go the extra mile and have my shoes shined since this is such a big occasion.

On Thursday (after work) I will endeavour to go to my Bank and Initiate the Transfer into your account. After that will you be willing to tell me my new Title?

Have a wonderful evening Sir,

Mals

PS - I would like to know your Special Title since we are almost as one now.

@mimicat - I will need to order much larger Business Cards if I am to take that title but with my new found wealth that shouldn't be an issue. Personally I like Grand Master Flash....

Baiting Guru Joined: 21 Nov 2010 Posts: 2197

oscarpiles wrote:

Personally I like Grand Master Flasher....

FTFY.

Kinda looks like Verne Gagne from the back don't it?

Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2013 7:16 am

Phew ! - The good people @ The New World Order were able to reassure Miles;

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Good day

Your last mail was we well received and understood. There's no such as
Running around stark naked in the depths of a winters night, being
pelted with marshmallows & hosed with Chateauneuf du pap. The
initiation ceremony that will be carried out requires few and
available equipment that the Order Already has, you just have to
provide us with the necessary details in Order to proceed to the next
step..

Regards
New World Order

Posted: Fri Apr 19, 2013 12:35 am

^I was going to ask him if there would be some sort of 'Pummelling by Timbits' (Google Rick Mercer) but I restrained myself....

@mimicat - That does have the Gagne look. A few weeks ago I was doing the Old one foot on the floor, one foot on the couch, one eye on the TV routine after a Million Cocktails and Classic AWA came on. There was a Match featuring Greg Gagne VS. oscarpiles (okay not really but insert my real name). It was a huge laugh and I would have won if it wasn't for a series of drop kicks, flying head scissors and the fact that Verne owned the company....

See now you've done it again! I'm way off base and have no idea...oh wait yeah I got it:

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I have initiated the Bank Transfer as of today so the money should be reflected into your account within three Business days.

With that out of the way, I would like to request some further information about your Great and Mystical Order. Can you perhaps tell some small details of the Rituals that I must perform? I think that would be very helpful so that I can prepare fully. I'd also like to see a selection of Special Titles to choose from. That way when I am initiated I won't have to take time deciding.

Thank you for this Great Honour!

The Grand Bastard was somewhat compliant:

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Good day

We just receive your email now. To enable the NEW WORLD ORDER confirm
your payment, you are advise to scan and send to us the bank payment
transfer receipt which you use in transferring the $500 CAD to our priest
in Philippine for proper verification.

First, please remember that the Illuminati have SIX branches of
learning, and the spiritual (where the sacrifices are done) is only
ONE part of what they we do.You have to go through spiritual rituals
during certain high days(Which we will arrange)..

After your payment to our priest in Philippine has been verified, We
will then tell you more about the Rituals & Special Titles you are to
choose from our catalog.

The NEW WORLD ORDER awaits to hear back from you soon.

Sacrifices? Catalog? What the Heck has Mals gotten himself into? Best have some Chateauneuf de pap to calm my nerves!

Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2013 1:13 am

I realize there is a bunch Baiting this Lad so I've been playing this kinda Cool like. So after I told Grand Lizard of Laddom that his Bank Account was no good I expected some Brimstone and such:

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Good day

Your last mail was well received and we are glad the bank returned the
money to your account, we are currently having a little problems with
our enemies in the Church. They are doing every thing possible to stop
the New World Order but they fail to understand we have been given
free will to choose our religion. We have been ordered to make them
an offer they can't refuse. As for the fee we will like to en-devour
you to make the payment via western union in-order for the priest to
receive the payment so as the process of the ritual can be in progress
(Thank you for your understanding) .

If anyone out there is responsible for this; I Salute you! He is getting 'Stupider' and I like it!

Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2013 1:45 am

The "enemies in the Church" part does sound very close to something I told him, but I can't claim credit for the Godfather quote. That's excellent baiting. Very Happy

Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 12:29 am

I decided to carry on the Godfather theme just to see what comes of to:

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Hello sir,

First let me offer my sympathy and disgust at these enemies of our Faith. How dare they meddle in our exalted affairs? Can you enlighten me on this offer that they can't refuse? I am curious as to what that means exactly. If it were up to me either their Brains or their Signature would be on that contract!

Being said my Esteemed Friend may I request another Bank Account from you? I simply do not trust establishments like Western Union as they have been infiltrated by non-believers and miscreants. What was once a fine Christian oriented Business is now actually run by the Enemy that we both so despise; Hippies!

Yours,

Mals

PS - Should I purchase a special robe for my Induction Ceremony? If so what Colour would you prefer? I always felt that Red compliments my physique but the choice is obviously yours.

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Hippies!

Dam it OP, there goes another keyboard my morning Bailey coffee all over it. Laughing

Posted: Tue May 07, 2013 9:33 pm

I'd pretty much forgotten about this Lad since after two Bank accounts and all the others kicking his Ass I figured he had twigged. Oddly enough he contacted me today after Seven days away from the plate.

Going back a bit, Mals told him he wasn't sure about Bloodline stuff:

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Good day

Your last mail was well received and we are disappointed in you for
making a statement which you said a wrong choice of bloodline. There
is no such thing as wrong choice of bloodline, we stand for the same
purpose but we are of different bloodlines( You will understand better
when you are fully a member). You are not to be given any clue, you
are to choose any of the bloodline given to you by the Great New World
Order. As for the robe, you are not suppose to know the color until
the Induction Ceremony.

HAVE YOU MADE THE TRANSFER OF YOUR REGISTRATION FEE ?

Kinda harsh in my opinion but then again it is a pretty exclusive club:

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Hello My Esteemed Friend,

I believe that you misunderstood what I was saying about Bloodlines but I didn't want to make the wrong choice. Please accept my apologies as I have decided that I am of the Bundy line! Was my Uncle Ted one of us? He was always such a Mysterious Figure and kept to himself most of the time so I always suspected something was up! The Neighbours always said he was an odd sort

The Bank Transfer was Initiated today so with any luck I will be a full fledged Bundy before the end of the week

And that was all until today:

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Good day

The Bundy Bloodline is among the Greatest bloodline in the New World
Order. They consist of royal blood which is related to the Queen of
England and she is of the bundy bloodline. Americans recognize the
Bundy family as a powerful elite family because it's of a royal blood
and they are involved in making and setting standard of living for the
new Generation. However, during recent history two Bundy brothers held
the key positions that controlled most of the information that was fed
to U.S. Presidents during the Kennedy and Johnson administrations.
When Johnson took over after J. F. Kennedy was assassinated McGeorge
Bundy was in the key position as Nat. Sec. Advisor to determine what
the President did and didn’t hear. His brother was in a key State
Dept. position. Both Bundy brothers were also fraternal brothers of
the Illuminati Order of the Skull and Bones. Interestingly, Jonas
Mills Bundy (1835-1891) was a key advisor to President Grant,
President Garfield, and President Chester A. Arthur. McGeorge Bundy
and his brother William P. Bundy have held important C. F. R. and
important Bilderberger positions. This in itself makes it clear that
the position and power of these two men is extensive. McGeorge Bundy
sat on MJ-12, which is the council of wise men that rules the United
States. Roderick Macdonald is among the council of wise men in Canada,
he plays a very vital roll in the fraternity. The current Prime
minister Stephen Harper holds the Gofer Title ( This title en-devour
him to get five million Canadian dollars monthly ) he plays an active
roll in the creation of job and amenities for members of The Bundy
Bloodline.

You are a step closer to becoming a full member of the The Bundy
Bloodline. The Most Holy of all Days is the day we carry out the
Induction Ceremony that you already know and that Great day is on June
16th.

You will have to be fully prepaid; Below is the requirement you will
be required to have in your position

(1) You will have to bring a White Robe (We will provide the original
traditional robe).
(2) You will have to bring your birth certificate.
(3) You will have to bring your identification card.

To become the wealthiest for a higher position and royalty from the
elite, you need to make a human (blood sacrifice) ? Do you which to
become among the richest men in the world ? If yes you will have to
provide us with any of your loved once or another option you will have
to pay our agent to bring somebody in place of your loved once ( Once
that is done you will be Ranked among the richest men in the world in
less than two months after the sacrifice has been made)

Carlos Slim Helu is a member of The Bundy Bloodline
Carlos Slim Helu is a Mexican businessman and the current richest
person in the world with a net worth of $78 billion. Carlos Slim Helu
sacrificed his two daughter in order to gain more wealth and be ranked
current richest person in the world ( This is a secret and must be
kept secret from the public).

NOTE ; IT'S YOUR CHOICE AND YOU WILL HAVE TO UNDERSTAND THAT YOU ARE
NOT BEING FORCED TO MAKE THE BLOOD SACRIFICE. SINCE YOU ARE ALMOST A
MEMBER OF THE BUNDY BLOODLINE THAT IS THE REASON WE REVILED THE SECRET
OF BEING THE WORLD MOST RICHEST MAN TO YOU.

Blood Sacrifice? Reviled? Stephen Harper? What the??? Aw Jeeze best stay calm and listen to the Sweet songs of Uncle Ted:

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My Esteemed Friend,

Thank you so much for Honoring my Decision to become a Bundy just like Ted Bundy or Uncle Ted as we used to call him.

Obviously I always knew something was amiss but I never could Read the Writing on the Wall in this Dog Eat Dog world. Sometimes I merely thought it was a Scream Dream and that the people all around me that stifled my abilities had me in a Stranglehold. This opportunity, however, is just what the Doctor Ordered so its time for me to Put up or Shut up! Have no fear my Friend once I quit feeling so Gonzo and a little less Paralyzed by all of this I am sure that you won't be a Hard as Nails decision for me to make.

Now if I were to make the Blood Sacrifice, can I choose the Family Member? You see I've got this Crazy Cousin named Kenny that really is a thorn in everyone's Backside. One time he was saving his 'Seed' in a mason jar and Aunt Clara, who thought it was Bacon Drippings, used it to season up a whole big pot of her Famous Baked Beans. Cousins like that I don't need around if you catch my drift.

Thank you so much for the information and don't worry I will keep these Secrets to myself.

Posted: Tue May 07, 2013 9:41 pm

Sorry for the Double Post but there is some Breaking News:

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The blood sacrifice will be made with family members listed below;

(1) Father
(2) Mother
(3) Child

NOTE: You can't use your Cousin as a blood sacrifice. You have to
choose from the above family members. Do you have any of the above
members to sacrifice or do you prefer our Agent to get involved in
providing the specified sacrifice requirement for a swap.

I suppose someone fell for this once. Not Mals. Well not yet anyway....

Baiting Guru Joined: 21 Nov 2010 Posts: 2197

I'm sure for the right price Peg would volunteer Al for the rituals. Laughing

Posted: Tue May 14, 2013 10:04 pm

^Do not Besmirch the Great Bundy Name! I am about to become something so Great and Powerful that not even...oh never mind:

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Hello my Esteemed Friend,

I do apologize for not responding sooner but I am at odds as want to do. You see I, Love my Family Dearly and do not want harm to come to them but on the other hand I would like to be one of the Wealthiest Men on the Planet.

Being said, would it make me wealthier if I were to Sacrifice one or more of them? How about all three? I'm not sure if I could stand the shame if one of them was left alive anyways. My other thought is how about I Present you with a few of my Cousins? They aren't really all that close to me and three or four of them would make for quite an Awesome Blood Sacrifice in my opinion.

Thank you for the consideration,

That was met with complete silence. But wait there's more!!!! A whole Bunch more:

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FIRST CLASS TITLE

The Gofer (Title) Achieve
Illuminati Faction Rank 1--------------------- COST TO OBTAIN-
77,570.89 USD

The Contributor (Title) Achieve Illuminati
Faction Rank 2--------------------- COST TO OBTAIN- 69,570.89 USD

The Enforcer (Title) Achieve
Illuminati Faction Rank 3--------------------- COST TO OBTAIN-
61,840.79 USD

The Visionary (Title) Achieve Illuminati
Faction Rank 4--------------------- COST TO OBTAIN- 54,096.88 USD

The Networker (Title) Achieve Illuminati
Faction Rank 5--------------------- COST TO OBTAIN- 46,363.50 USD

The Checker (Title) Achieve Illuminati
Faction Rank 6--------------------- COST TO OBTAIN- 30,909.00 USD

SECOND CLASS TITLE

The Guardian (Title) Achieve Illuminati
Faction Rank 7--------------------- COST TO OBTAIN- 15,442.54 USD

The Watchmen (Title) Achieve
Illuminati Faction Rank 8--------------------- COST TO OBTAIN-
12,357.19 USD

The Advocate (Title) Achieve Illuminati
Faction Rank 9--------------------- COST TO OBTAIN- 10,812.54 USD

The Hardballer (Title) Achieve Illuminati
Faction Rank 10--------------------- COST TO OBTAIN- 9,268.35 USD

The Profes (Title) Achieve
Illuminati Faction Rank 11--------------------- COST TO OBTAIN-
7,725.25 USD

The Messenger (Title) Achieve
Illuminati Faction Rank 12--------------------- COST TO OBTAIN-
6,178.44 USD

EXPLANATION AND FUNCTIONS OF FIRST CLASS TITLE

The Gofer (Title)

The Gofer titles are the people in power of making decisions and they
are highly ranked. This is the highest title in the NEW WORLD ORDER.
The holder's of this title have the final say in making decisions. the
holder of this title will be recognized within and outside the
organization. The title will be know and acknowledge by politician and
it's choice to the title holder if he wants to be involved in the
world of politics we shall provide all political connection and the
title holder will be sited in the high table with the console of wise
men and he will be highly honored amongst all members.The current
Prime minister Stephen Harper is among the holder's of this Great
Title. This title re-cuires a blood sacrifice and is the highest rank
of title in the Illuminati.

The Contributor (Title)

The Contributor title en-devour the title holder to be paid twenty
million dollars monthly and he/she will be in charge of any donation
or any charity ovation that will involve a public figure, he/she will
be a public representative of our Secret fraternity, the public is not
suppose to be aware that he/she is backed by the NEW WORLD ORDER. The
second richest man in Toronto, Ontario is Galen Weston( He runs the
George Weston Ltd, Loblaw Cos. Ltd, Holt Renfrew which is fully backed
by the NEW WORLD ORDER ). Galen Weston is among the holder's of this
Great Title.

The Enforcer (Title)

The Enforcer title en-devour the title holder to be paid ten million
dollars monthly and this title is only held by male gender's. This
title endeavors the title holder to be among the council of wise men
that enforces law and regulation in the The Bundy bloodline. Edward
Rogers III is among the current holder's of this Great title. The
title holder to be paid ten million dollars monthly.

The Visionary (Title)

The Visionary title en-devour the title holder to be paid eight
million dollars monthly and he/she will be in charge of creation of
job and amenities for members of The Bundy bloodline, he is in charge
of enforcing order in the organization. He has every authority over
the holder's of The Contributor (Title), he checks mate and stand as a
watch dog in every affair they embark on.

The Networker (Title)

The Networker title en-devour the title holder to be paid seven
million dollars monthly, The Networker title is a great title to be
held. They are in charge of spreading information in the organization
and they are always present in every meeting to take note of the
coordination of member's.

The Checker (Title)

The Checker title en-devour the title holder to be paid six million
dollars monthly, they are in charge of the finance of the
organization. they assist the priest on financing the rituals for the
acceptance of new members.

EXPLANATION AND FUNCTIONS OF SECOND CLASS TITLE

The Guardian (Title)

The Guardian title en-devour the title holder is to be paid hundred
thousand dollars monthly, The guardian title refers to a person
appointed by the Illuminati to manage the affairs of the Second Class
title holders. The term is most often applied to the new holder's of
the title, the guardian is responsible for the care and management of
the new title holders.

The Watchmen (Title)

Sometimes called The Watchmen, night watchmen, watchmen or patrolmen,
the title holder is to be paid eighty thousand dollars monthly. The
watchman serve as a watch dog to check mate the affairs of the second
class title holders.

The Advocate (Title)

The advocate is different from the public lawyer know by the public,
the title holder is to be paid fourthy thousand dollars monthly. The
adovcate settles disputes between members of the Illuminati. This
title is only held by men. In case an advocate feels that there will
be conflict of interest in filing a case on behalf the ILLUMINATI, his
duty is to advise The Gofer to engage some other judgmental act.

The Hardballer (Title)

This title his held by the assassins, the title holder is to be paid
thirty five thousand dollars monthly. This title holder is the hit man
of the organization, he/she is in charge of taking out any treat to
the organization. He/she must be skillful in combat and in weapon
engagement.

The Profes (Title)

The profes are the wise once's the assist in the second class ranking
and they are in charge of advising the old member's on spending and
allocating their resources wisely. The title holder is to be paid
thirty thousand dollars monthly. The profes must be present in every
activities of the NEW WORLD ORDER.

The Messenger (Title)

The messenger works hand in hand with the priest. The title holder is
to be paid ten thousand dollars monthly, he is in charge of scouting
for individuals who are worthy enough to be a member of the Great
organization. He serve as an information minister both in and outside
the Organization.

NOTE : Once you are bless with wealth, the public will want to know
your source of wealth. Make sure you share our secret to no one, That
make's us wise and smarter than them.

Decisions, decisions....

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Hello my Esteemed Friend,

Are these titles of my choosing or is this something that you do for me? I've always liked Titles like the Enforcer or even better The Hardballer but there are so many others too. Now I used to Fence in College so will that help to influence your decision?

If it is up to me how will I ever be able to decide?

Yours,

Mals

Mals 'Hardballer' Bundy does have a certain Smut Star ring to it in my opinion.

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Good day

Every title has it's cost to obtain, the title choice is up to you to
decide. All the various title we listed have a specific amount to
obtain. Every title holders are paid monthly in order for them to
carry out their duties in and outside the organization. You will have
to choose the title you will be able to afford the cost..

More Decisions? This is harder to join than the Legion! Either way I think Swine the Third should be arriving by Thursday....