Please go easy on the booze!

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Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2012 4:10 pm

We're into the festive season and I'm afraid I have a confession to make: on my way to the WU office I drank the money from my orphans' fund and then had my wallet stolen when I was lying paralytic in the street. I'm so heartbroken by this reply from the refugee camp:

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Dear Dad,

We are in receipt of your email. And we forgive you for what you have done to us yesterday by not sending down the money to us for our feeding. But please promise us that you will not get drunk on the street again. not that we are stoping you from not drinking but you should drink wisely and don't get trunk. No human is perfect but all we want to tell you is that you should limit your drinking life please we are begging you. because soon you will be receiving our two trunk boxes from the UN diplomat that is having our fund. And if you continue drinking without controling your self then that will spoil so many things in the future by the time we have finally moved to the state to live with you as our father. So please promise us that you will limit your drinking life and also you will not get drunk again lying in the street. we need you to promise us that. and also try to send any amount down to us today for our feeding please do not disappoint us in today. we are really in a deep stress over here in the refugee camp. as i and my younger sister is typing this email to you we have not eating. so please dad do not fail to send us some money today via western union with the diplomat secretary information that we have provided for you. we look forward to hear from you and we will always love you from the buttom of our heart.

Yours faithful children.

Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2012 4:19 pm

Great!

Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2012 5:18 pm

Great. I love the idea. LOL_sign

Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2012 11:29 pm

Now THAT was funny.

Well done.

Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2012 11:58 pm

'Yours faithful children' do have some sound advice:

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drink wisely and don't get trunk

Sobering words....

Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2012 12:12 am

A delight to read Very Happy

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21155

As long as you don't trink and trive, I am all right with your activities! You cannot be as think as they trunk you am!

Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2012 1:16 am

I say you should keep drinking and lose some more of their money.

Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2012 11:21 am

Looks like you picked the wrong week to quit drinking.

Looks like you picked the wrong week to quit smoking.

Looks like you picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

Looks like you picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines.

And so on...

Baiting Guru Joined: 17 Sep 2006 Posts: 5905

I had a lad bugging me one Saturday to go to Western Union. I went to the pub after the football (soccer) and when he called me I made out that I was drinking away the Western Union money celebrating my teams victory (they actually drew but what the hell Twisted Evil

). They really don't like it Very Happy

Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2012 11:53 am

Hmm, I wonder how they are going to feel when you spend all your money getting jacked up on heroin and crack, and wake up in a pile of vomit with a sub 3 ft pre-op transvestite thai midget prostitute sucking your ***, that you paid $1000 for in your stupor.

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2009 Posts: 1440

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we will always love you from the buttom of our heart.

Doesn't that just bring a tear to your eye?

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