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Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2012 3:21 pm

Lad definitions can frequently bewilder.

Seems the UN has money for Cammy (Lad in italics hereafter):

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It has come to our knowledge just this morning when we took the Security Companies, Banks, Western Union and diplomat in COTONOU (BENIN REPUBLIC),LAGOS (NIGERIA) AND ACCRA (GHANA) INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT and recovered Packages bearing your name and contacts of your full information with which we are reaching you. Nevertheless reconfirm your name, address and current phone number to us.

Below was added in smaller type:

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Your appointment with the united nation regulatory bodies will be terminated

Cammy was puzzled:

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I don't know anything about an appointment with the UN, or about the packages, please tell all.

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We the officials of United Nations are here to inform you that we have made all the necessary arrangement for the release of your package/ funds.
We have concluded that you must go through our legal protocols since this fund was recovered here in Benin republic,you are only requested to send this needed information listed below including the two option beneath,read it carefully and make your choice,an official recovery fee is also involed so that the UNITED NATION stamp/initial logo will be displayed in your package,the official recovery fee is only a $257 because if it is not paid here in Benin ,it must be paid on your arrival to any entity who is entitled of releasing this fund to you and you will be sent back to benin to present an evidence of fund clearance.
It is good to explain all this to you because everything about your fund has been well disclosed to you showing you that the progress and delay of your fund is in your hand.

A request for details followed.

Cammy was still baffled:

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That didn't tell me anything. What are those funds and why would I get them?

That question opened a new front (emphasis added):

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I thank you so much for your kind attention and a wise question received in your email this morning,but to make everything clear to you,the email i sent to you was not sent by mistake or forgery to create awareness in scaming or defrauding you but it was an urgent information we receive from the FBI agent in our country Africa and they have just informed us that two fraudsters was arrested last week with a bank draft containing a $1.2million each and their names are Tony and Osita all from a half cast Africans,but they were detained and locked up for investigation just to know their mission with the draft that was found on them.
It was just three days ago that they opened up confessing that they defrauded you and collected some amoount of money that was too big to mention from you,they went further to confess that they are using different names and offices like western union diplomat courier company,banks and ATM machine to deceive and collect money from you and even promised to bring your draft direct to your country in Saudi Arabia.
It was at the end of this investigation that they are able to release their mobile phones and your name and telephone number was disclosed and i called you immediately and tell you what the world authorities have decided to do with your fund as it was recovered,you can open the attachment to see the two thieves.
The only fee required from you now is the recovery fee which is only a $357.

A picture of two shirtless guys behind bars was attached.

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Now you're confusing me even more. You send me a pic of some beefcake behind bars, and you say that I'm from Saudi Arabia. You must have the wrong person.

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I mean no Saudi Arabia it was a mistake because the two thieves has told us that you are from Australia,so confirm this yourself if it is true then you are the right person,and must do what is requested of you in the last email i sent to you.

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Yes, I'm Australian, and I bless my Wyrd that I was not born in Saudi Arabia, where women are all but slaves!

(Emphasis and italics added)

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That said, I want you to let those men go. They can't have "defrauded [me] and collected some amoount of money that was too big to mention from [me],they went further to confess that they are using different names and offices like western union diplomat courier company,banks and ATM machine to deceive and collect money from [me]" because it never happened, and besides, I think they look sorta cute.

Then came the moment of bafflement (emphasis added):

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i think you are a scammer for saying that,cant you stop beeing foolish for ones??

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How can I be a scammer for telling you I've never been scammed? Or is it because you'd have to admit to locking up innocent men?

And now, something from the Lad lexicon (emphasis added):

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i have told you that your fund is here but must be insured with a $357 and you are talking what i do not understand,is that not a statement of a scammer??

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If you can't understand what I'm saying, it's not because I'm a scammer; it's because you're a complete idiot!
What I'm saying is that I've never been scammed, so men can't be locked up for scamming me.
Now do you understand?

(Edited twice to add quote tags)

Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2012 3:29 pm

This one looks to be as thick a a concrete slab. Should be fun playing with him. Smile

Maybe we can put him in touch with a certain stupid hitlad so they can compare stupidity...

Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2012 10:18 pm

BattleHawk77 wrote:

This one looks to be as thick a a concrete slab. Should be fun playing with him. Smile

Maybe we can put him in touch with a certain stupid hitlad so they can compare stupidity...

hmmm, put in a new character, let him know that this language is not common in your area and give the lad some to think about perhaps, what Bible scrips will clear his mind. Take this back in're discreet way. hey maybe comeback with other thoughts. Force him tobe neatly

Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2012 6:40 pm

Oh, how I love it when the confusion leaves the script in the dust...nicely done!

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