Mike O and James B - chop chop!

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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 9:49 pm

About a month ago, a Lad (hereafter Mike O) got in touch with Roscoe W, who is serving in Afghanistan and thus could not accept money from the estate of an Afghani businessman.

Mike O was duly passed on to Cammy W, who replies in this style:

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Y R U WIRTTING LAIK ITS NOT 2 ME BUT 2 MY BF, THAT MAKES ME V PISSED OFF, DO U TIHNK IM STUPID OR WHUT?
IM SENDING YR MONIEZ BUT NO MOAR CRAP LAIK THAT OR I CALLZ IT BACK, U SAVVY GUD?

Now Cammy's replies were long enough to conceal the fact that the details of money to be sent by WU had been changed from Mike O to James Boswell - my personal chopper - and by the time Mike O noticed, it was too late. Panic ensued!

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It came to our notice that some Bad elememts are trying to divert your inheritance payment. your mail box is no longer safe for you to receive and send mails. Those bad elements have access to your mail box of cause the have your password and the always access your mail box. For security reason, Please create another email address for us to continue with our communication. Furthermore this bad elememts that have access to your mail box, becuse they sent another bank account requesting for change of account from your bank account you sent to me to this account name JAMES BOSWELL. dId you know this JAMES BOSWELL? Please advice because your mail box is no longer safe for our communication.
You are therefore advice to create another mail box for further communication with you very important. please make sure that you will open it now and reply me immediately for security reason.
Finally, the name for you to send the $2,800,00 Dollars remain MICHEAL OK0YE and not JAMES BOSWELL.

He ended:

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Do not hesitate to create another mail box for security reason as i am waiting for the western union information.

A similar message to Roscoe read:

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I receive a telex message from Financial Bank That MR. JAMES BOSWELL submit another Bank Account that you Mr. R0scoe White instructed him to apply for change of account from your sister Camille White bank account to his own bank account please advice. This JAMES BOSWELL is trying to divert your inheritance payment. her mail box is no longer safe for her to receive and send mails. Those bad elements have access to her mail box of cause the have her password and the always access her mail box. For security reason, Please call her on phone to create another email address for us to continue with our communication because if you send her any mail, they will first access it before her. Furthermore this bad elememts that have access to her mail box, becuse they sent another bank account requesting for change of account from Camiller White bank account she gave us to JAMES BOSWELL Bank account. dId you know this JAMES BOSWELL? Please advice because her mail box is no longer safe for our communication.
You are therefore call her on phone and advice her to create another mail box for further communication with us very important. please make sure that this is giving urgent attention and reply me immediately for security reason with the new email address. please tell your sister that her mail box is no longer save. for any further communication all our correspondent should be on the new email address.

Three things:

[1] Bank account? Since when does changing Western Union information constitute changing a bank account?

[2] Since Roscoe is on active service hunting down Taliban, he won't be seeing the message for quite some time.

[3] And this hitting Mike O's inbox wouldn't have help his mood...

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too bad for you i got your white bitch maga moni and all your message warn her go rigth to spam fodler, 2800 dollar is good moni to chop and i chop it all, small boi