My fake pharmacy DEA lads are back in the case

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Posted: Sun Nov 17, 2013 10:04 pm

Edit/update 12/17/2013

I got busy. Really busy. I neglected my duty to the populace and my 4shared account suffered an inactivity closure.

A phone call the other day inspired me. My muse apparently bought a list of numbers likely to buy narcotic pain meds on the web. My lad skipped the formalities and went for the throat without making certain I got a call and believed I had placed an order with their fake pharmacy. The lad is different but the accent is the same as the previous dumba*s. Using the same script saying he's a special agent with the DEA Agency. They/He don't understand the initials... Rolling Eyes

so I will find much amusement in his psychological unraveling. Smile

Moved from Phone lads-Capone

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Great to see you back Axil!

Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2013 8:58 pm

Thank you, sir. Good to be back!

Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 6:27 pm

Current status 12/17/2013

Right now I'm in the process of placing my order for 200 oxycodones that will never arrive. The $699 they (try) scamming me of leads to a bad impersonation of a DEA agent wanting a large sum of money to avoid arrest.

https://soundcloud.com/axil-moto/pharmacy-lad3?in=axil-moto/sets/pharmacy-dipshit-kurt-russell

Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 9:47 pm

I think I received fifteen voice messages today. He is very anxious to move this transaction along.

In case anyone wants the number to bait here's the message.
In the background you can here this operation working with multiple lads dialing for dollars. They need punishment.

http://snd.sc/1bYxcOT

Posted: Tue Dec 31, 2013 4:23 pm

I've placed the order for Oxycodone from the no-talent, ass-clown thugs impersonating an online pharmacy.
I'm making my lad/bitch who goes by 'Kurt Russell' and his supervisor 'Peter' endure long phone calls where I pretend to juggle working in my office while trying to prevent my boss from knowing I'm ordering narcotic pain meds on the phone.
Their method of payment is a 'Green Dot Money pack' in the amount of $699 but each time the money seems within their grasp I either whisper "I'm placing you on hold. My boss is coming" or "Damn, I have to go out to the parking deck and get it out of my car."

Well over 60 missed calls in three weeks. Roughly 30 voice messages. One thing the pharmacy/DEA impersonator lads have in common with other genres of lads is the fact that they do not improvise well at all. Lure them away from the script and they become awkward, babbling ghetto lingo-using half-wits who clearly aren't professional. Especially when provoked. Applying pressure by chipping away at their nerves reveals their ill-bred, incompetent, jackleg skill set suitable for petty larceny.

The scripted conversations (unfortunately) are convincing enough for their target market consisting of those already addicted and desperate to get these types of medications (opiates/Oxy's, Xanax, Adderall) at any price.

Here is one the many calls

http://snd.sc/1chLqGw

They are supposedly tracking my delivery which is one hour away. All I have to do is pay the $699 and get my package delivered.

Posted: Mon Feb 24, 2014 3:57 am

As a nurse I deal with pharmacies all the time.

No wait time of 30 min before talking to a real person?

Has to be a scam! Laughing

Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2014 7:24 pm

Working these pharmacy lads. Offering narcotics w/ no script, no questions asked requiring green dot money pack as payment. They want to rip you off for the drugs that don't exist AND the extortion from their DEA impersonator who calls after you've been robbed. You can still bait both, however. Once you place your order and give them hell trying to get paid they eventually give up and move to phase two which is a special agent saying you're guilty of ordering narcotics without a script but if you pay a $4000 fine you won't be arrested. Otherwise a warrant is issued for your arrest. Their spoofed caller ID is even a Washington DC number.
The pharmacy lad will think you were on their list. Just say you are returning their call. "Randy Jones" has a thick Latino accent and the number is 1-302-219-0161

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