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bigdaddy
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 27 Dec 2010
Posts: 586
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Thu Jul 14, 2011 9:38 pm |
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I dont bait love lads often but this lad sent me a cheesy love poem. it was sent to my female baiter accounts so I had to change it up a bit. my return poem :
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I like big butts and I can not lie
You other sisters can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homegirls tried to warn me
But that butt you got
Make Me so horney
Ooh, rump of smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my benz
Well use me use me cuz you aint that average groupy
I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She's Sweat,Wet, got it goin like a turbo vette
I'm tired of magazines
Saying flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So Fellas (yeah) Fellas(yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah)
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt
Baby got back
How old are you? Can I see your picture?
Love you!
Sharon
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I repeat, do not arrange for the cops and if you play hard i will pull my trigger and i have my bullet straight in your F**king fore head -
Madam F**k you with your game ok and dont write to my email or l will track you down with FBI you play with me .
You are nothing but an idiot , You must die by motor accident by fooling with a man that is old enough to be your father .
soon you will writing from your grave .
IDIOT (Barrister after I closed his bank account)
 Ch4nt4l Posse-Accra, Ghana > Cotonou, Benin (Co-Bait with GnarlySpoof+psychicbait)
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username14
Please Taunt and Ridicule Me
Joined: 27 Apr 2011
Posts: 186
Location: 127.0.0.1
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Thu Jul 14, 2011 10:08 pm |
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You had me going there for a second. I misread your first sentence and thought you said your lad sent this.  |
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internationalchrysis
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Aug 2008
Posts: 3793
Location: Romancing the (Blood from a) stone!
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Fri Jul 15, 2011 2:34 pm |
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In RL, I just removed that from my MP 3 player. Still, made me laugh, nice one  |
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Proud "member" of "The Todger Club"!
x1 (Senegal to Gambia)
"You can go now and f*ck yourself with a donkey or horse because you really need to be f*cked by a donkey or horse"
(George Michael's brother Frank/Frannypoo)
"You are a dead meat!"
(Léon the (Not so) Professional)
(19 in total:
x2 Léon the (not so) Professional. x4 Via Swindler's list. x4 Via Will and Grace the Law Firm. x3 *Hitman, x1 Hitman: The sequel!, , x1 Haiti scam, x1 The Bimbo (via Umbongo Chambers),
x1 Rita the ETA eater, x1 Via Team Doughnut, x1 Via Prince Emaka, x4 via the Nazis) |
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