Rita, the Next of Skin (work in progress)

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Posted: Fri Dec 27, 2013 4:56 am

I rarely run romance baits, but I’ve stuck with this one. I’m puzzled about where “she” means to go because the obvious path (an inheritance scam) seems to have been forgotten.

The Lad is in italics; my comments are in bold. Greetings and honorifics have been removed.

27 November

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My Name is Rita 4samoah from Ghana and Liberia 30yrs of age single. what about you tell me more about yourself I like to know you more better so that tell you very important issue that will benefit you and me I want to get married to a honest good caring man who will love me till the end
I wait to hear from you

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Who gave you my email address?

28 November

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Saw your email at Ghana commercial media for foreigners

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Odd - I've never done any commercial stuff in Africa, far less Ghana.

Strange answer...

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Maybe you have made some transfer of fund into Ghana via western union or moneygram that is when you name will be in the Ghana commercial data

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Tell me are you married did you have kids how old are you and where originally are you from. I like to know more about you because I am single lady

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Well, that's one weird assumption to make. How come you were looking for a businessman anyway?

Inherited properties - is this the intended modality?
(Sent twice)

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Actually I need to know more about you because why I need business man is about my mother properties and money, my mother advise me to look for businessman who will love me and ready to get married to me and I will stay with him husband and wife they I should show the businessman about her properties and money, tell me about yourself are your married how old are you where are you from the you have kids all these need to know about you if you gentle man that will not play games with my heart

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Let's take this line by line.
[1] I'm not a businessman; I'm retired military (United States Marine Corps).
[2] I'm single - as the saying goes, if I'd been meant to be married, the Corps would have issued me with a wife.
[3] I'm 45, born in the US, now living in Australia.
[4] I have a daughter aged 27.
OK so far?

(Sent twice)

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Hello Dear
Wow nice to hear I am happy to meet you . if you will accept to marry me I am lady of 30ys nice looking I have all it take to be a woman and when you see me you will like me because I am nice looking woman and I believe you handsome man too . if you will accept to marry me I will take your daughter like me own daughter. sorry to ask where is the mother of your daughter . I m full of love and caring for the man of my life and I will be a better wife to you then you can take care of my mother properties and fund. I like your age praying to God get married to a military man because you will be very strong man that can take very good care of my when we get married

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You are truly getting ahead of things. I'm not going to marry a complete stranger.

2 December

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Hello My Dear you can ask me any question it was the first day I meet you that make me a stranger, the more we talk the more we know more about our self

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OK, first up - what have you done in your life? You know what I've done - over to you.

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Yes My Dear . After I complete my primary and secondary school I attend a 2yrs program in the University of Ghana I study marketing . but I dont want to stay here I want to get married and stay with my husband . I want to go into business outside Ghana with my mother fund and property. I want a decent good man who will love me till the end and I know that you good man

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Doesn't sound like you've done much so far. Hell, at 30 I'd served on six different warships and two embassies and fought on Operation Desert Saber as well as Somalia. Not sure if I want some marketing chick in my life... don't you have any urge to adventure?

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Sure I have you can put me on your line of interest so I can follow your advise I just study marketing add to knowledge in life so I will be please if you introduce me to something better so you can be my instructor because you man of dignity and high profile I will be happy to spend the rest of my life with you if you give me the chance , if you want me to come meet you in your country surely I will love to come

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You don't strike me as the kind who’d happily walk into the outback for a diet of witchetty grubs and nardoo.

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In What way my dear

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I have no idea why you asked that question.

4 December

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dear tell me how we can move forward give me your number so i can call you i love to hear your nice voice

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Fair enough, I wouldn't mind hearing yours - it's +61 2 xxxx xxxx; the evening here is the best time.

7 December

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I will buy unit on my phone and call you kisses

9 December

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Hello Dear How are you I hope you doing good and well, I dream about you and you always in my mind I am trying to buy unit in my phone and I will give you a call I love to hear your nice voice because you the man I truly love

I thought I'd been dumped, but then...

20 December

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Merry Xmas and a prosperous new year in Advance how are you

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To be honest, I'm wondering how long it takes to charge a phone.

Broke, or his morphvox is fried, or couldn’t find a Ladette to make the call…

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My Dear I am broke that why I am unable to buy credit on my phone I really love to call you and hear your voice

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Don't you have a job? Isn't there someone who could assist you?

The properties are back! Is this the intended modality after all? (Emphasis added)

22 December

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Dear I dont have job because I cant complete school , nobody to assist all my parents family abandon the only daughter of my parents if I can get assist in my life my dear will be very happy because I will love to stay the rest of my life with the man that will assist me withdrawn every of our properties out from this country , my parents family want to sell all the properties and collect the money from the bank, but they can not because I am the next of skin for all the properties and the money. My Dear Malcolm I need assist I want to order everything out from this country

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I can't help you with shifting your stuff - I'm a survival instructor, not a money mover.

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Wow you have w wonderful occupation you must be a man of substance and I love you for that

What – has he forgotten the script now?

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Let is forget about that of my stuff , how are you doing how you planing for the Xmas

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I have nothing planned beyond a quiet day with friends. To me, it's just a holiday; nothing special.

25 December

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To us here we believe this is the time to celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ our king, some people will cook some food and share with their neighbor during this Christmas festival , well that is apart , I want to ask, did you have a girl friend that always come to meet you at home . because the more we talk the more I know you and I am very happy to meet you such a kind man and I will love to have more time with you

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I have no religion - I'm an atheist.
To answer your question - no, I don't have a regular girlfriend; there is the occasional fling with a tourist chick, but that's one of the perks, you might say.

A touch of “jealousy” here?

26 December

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Hmmmmm, well you nice man I must confess that I like you

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I know in your mind that I am running into you because I AM Lonely I need a company some one that will love me and I will love him too

I borrowed some details from Michael Finkel’s book True Story (about the Christian Longo case) for the young lady…

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The women I meet aren't looking for relationships - just a bit of fun.
Hearken to Janina, the German girl I spent the last couple of nights with. She told me exactly that; just a bit of fun. Given that she has shocking pink hair, a feather tattooed on each shoulder, and a navel ring, I'm not sure she could be serious (but then I'm sorta conservative there). She does, however, have a killer body - a nice rack and the cutest ass ever (just the thing for when she gets on her hands and knees for me).
Like I said – one of the perks.

27 December

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My Sweet Heart I can do better than that girl actually I dont need fun I need a man in my life because I want to settle down and have good family I want to have my own we can still have fun but I really need a good man who can handle me very well

And on that slightly tart rejoinder, that's it for now...

[Edited to remove potentially embarrassing typo]

Posted: Fri Dec 27, 2013 2:09 pm

I wonder exactly how unconventional a lifestyle this laddete will embrace as your character reveals more and more about his current benefits packages.

She is only looking for a husband, eh? But you are only looking for a submissive bondage girl with a taste for life-and-death survival struggles. Perhaps you should point "her" to the show "Naked and afraid," to give her an idea of what he would like in a girl who he would bother taking into his (incidentally, very wealthy) life?

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