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Not quite a Newb Joined: 06 Mar 2009 Posts: 70

Ok guys, this is still so funny. This is leading of from my previous attempts:
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=174373

Please do comment. Its a bit long by very easy to read. Dont bother reading the LADs sermon emails.

Ok, I kept getting weekly sermon emails from my LAD which I could never get to fill out the WU form. Then he kept emailing me random christian emails for weeks.

LAD:

Quote:

HELLO DEAREST

I WANT TO USE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO CONFIRM GOD WORD IN THE LIFE OF HIS PEOPLE,THAT SAYS HE HAS GIVEN ME HIS SON OBINNA THE ANOINTING FOR MIRACLES AND TODAY IS YOUR DAY OF MIRACLES.

I DECREE IN YOUR LIFE TODAY,THAT YOU ARE BLESSED IN YOUR BODY,YOU ARE BLESSED IN YOUR FAMILY,YOU ARE BLESSED IN YOUR BUSINESS,YOU ARE BLESSED IN YOUR FINANCES,YOUR GOING OUT AND COMING IN YOU ARE BLESSED IN JESUS NAME,AMEN.

NO WEAPON FORMED AGAINST YOU SHALL PROSPER,MAY THE HAND OF THE LORD REST UPON YOUR LIFE,YOU ARE PROTECTED,YOU ARE LIFTED IN THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST,AMEN.

NOON ALNIGHT,WHEREVER YOU GO,MAY THE SPIRIT OF THE LORD MOUNT HIMSELF UPON YOUR LIFE,THOUSAND SHALL FALL IN YOUR LEFT SIDE,TEN THOUSAND IN YOUR RIGHT HAND BUT THEY WILL NOT COME NEAR YOU,BEHOLD,ONLY WITH YOUR EYES,YOU SHALL SEE THE REWARD OF THE WICK.

I PRAY MAY THE LIVING GOD DELIEVER YOU FROM THE WINGS OF EVIL,FROM THE WINGS OF DESTROTION,FROM THE WINGS OF VOILENT,IN JESUS NAME,AMEN,MAY YOU EXPERIENCE HEALTH,DIVINE HEALTH IN YOUR BODY,MAY THE ALMIGHTY GOD GRANT YOU LONG LIFE WITH PROSPERITY,GRANT YOU GOOD IDEAS,GOOD DREAMS,GOOD VISION,SO THAT YOU WILL HAVE THE ABILITY TO EXCUTE YOUR PLEADGE I PRAYED IN THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST,AMEN.

IT IS WELL IN YOUR LIFE.

HAPPY WEEKEND WITH LOVE AND HAPPINESS AND DONT FAIL TO GO TO SERVICE TOMORROW,THE HOLY DAY AND I DECREE THAT THE COMING WEEK SHALL BE YOUR SEASON OF CELEBRATION IN JESUSNAME,AMEN.

MAY THE PEACE OF THE LORD JESUS CHRIST BE WITH YOU IN JESUS NAME,AMEN.

REMAIN BLESSED
APOSTLE.A.OBINNA
PRESIDING BISHOP
WORD POWER MIRACLE CHURCH.
+233240046500

ME:
I emailed him back. This time Ps Yuri (my character) is under investigation because his church and town think HE stole the money which he collected for my LAD. Also my 3rd character, Ian the church treasurer, could not handle the stress and died. All because of LAD Obinna

I also attached fake newspaper clipping.

Quote:

Brother Obinna,

Thank you for your sermon and continued prayer.

I have not replied because I have been dealing with this scandal. I am so upset. Ian has passed away. He had a heart attack on Sunday 22nd and died on the 23rd. We are all upset. On Sunday we had not many people at our church. Many have left and made complaints to the police.

Please keep praying for us. I wish this never happened.

Sammy has scanned the newspaper for you to read so I dont have to type too much.

Regards
Ps Yuri

LAD:

Quote:

HELLO BELOVED PASTOR

KEEP ME UPDATE AS I KEEP ON PRAYING FOR YOU AND YOUR MINISTRY,OKAY.

GOD MUST SURELY SEE YOU THROUGH,FOR HE SAID,HE IS THE LORD,IS THERE ANYTHING TO HARD FOR HIM,HE HAS SAID IT AND SURELY HE WILL DO,ONLY HOLD ON TO YOUR FAITH,YOUR COMPASSION ALL THE DAYS OF YOUR LIFE,AND YOU WILL SEE THE HANDS OF THE LORD IN YOUR LIFE,OKAY.

IT IS WELL

APOSTLE.A.OBINNA

Then nothing for a long time until I got another random email
LAD:

Quote:

HELLO DEAREST ONE

TODAY IS A DAY OF MIRACLE,I HAVE BEEN FASTING THE WHOLE DAY AND THE ANOINTING ON ME IS IN THE LORD JESUS CHRIST AND THE ANOINTING YOU NEED,IS ALSO IN THE LORD JESUS CHRIST.

TODAY BEEN THE FIRST DAY OF DECEMBER,THE MOUTH OF BIRTH,THAT OUR BELOVED SAVIOR WAS BORN,I CAME TODAY TO PROPHECIES UPON YOUR LIFE,THAT TODAY BEEN THE FIRST OF THE MOUTH OF BIRTH,WHATSOEVER YOU HAVE LOOSE IN THE PAST ELEVEN MOUTHS,YOU SHALL RECOVER THEM ALL THIS WEEK IN JESUS NAME,YOUR DISAPPOINTMENT IN THE PAST ELEVEN MOUTHS SHALL TURN INTO TESTIMONIES IN JESUS NAME.

YOU SHALL EXPERIENCE HEALTH,DIVINE HEALTH IN YOUR BODY,MAY GOD MOUNT HIS HOLY SPIRIT UPON YOUR LIFE IN JESUS NAME,MAY YOU RUN AND NEVER STUMBLE,MAY THE ALMIGHTY GOD GRANT YOU PEACE,JOY AND HAPPINESS IN THIS SEASON IN JESUS NAME,MAY THIS MOUTH BE YOUR SEASON OF CELEBRATION IN JESUS NAME,AMEN.

MAY JEHOVAH EROHIMKA,MEANS THE MIRACULOUS GOD,MANIFEST HIS MIRACULOUS WORK IN YOUR LIFE,IN JESUS NAME,MAY HE COVER YOU WITH THE PRECIOUS BLOOD OF JESUS CHRIST,YOU GOING OUT AND COMING IN,MAY THE BLOOD GUIDE AND PROTECT YOU,MAY THE BLOOD OF JESUS CHRIST,THAT SPEAKETH MORE THAN THE BLOOD OF ABEL,SPEAK BETTER THINGS UPON YOUR LIFE IN JESUS NAME.

YOU ARE PROTECTED WITH THE BLOOD OF JESUS,WHATSOEVER YOU DO SHALL PROSPER THIS SEASON OF CELEBRATION, IN JESUS NAME,AMEN.

REJOICE FOR THIS IS YOUR SEASON OF CELEBRATION SAYS THE LORD OF HOST IN JESUS NAME,AMEN.

HAPPY DECEMBER WITH LOVE AND HAPPINESS.

APOSTLE.A.OBINNA
PRESIDING BISHOP
WORD POWER MIRACLE CHURCH.
+233240046500.

ME:
Now my character Yuri has been kicked out of his church

Quote:

Obinna,

I am no longer Pastor of the Eli Omega church. The deacons voted unanimously that I pass over the pastoral care-taking to another member. Due to Mr Ziggler I have been voted off the board. The police dropped the charges but Ziggler is still sueing me and the church. My legal councilor (I cant afford a lawyer) tells me because Jesper didnt loose any money, that its likely I will not be found guilty. Even when I am foud not guilty the deacons tell me its is better I do not associate with the church. The damage to my reputation and the churches is too great. Our members numbers went down by about 37%. Many have left. Mostly only Japanese speaking members have stayed because they have no where else to worship in their language.

I will be moving away from Ely in the coming months. Perhaps elsewhere I can find a position with a church. I tell you what, unless I meet them, I will never try to send money to Africa again. The missions Church in Kenya has never given me a problem.

You are a nice guy, I just wish you would have completed those forms. Then all this would not have happened.

I finish on Friday. Keep in touch as this is a personal email address and the not one of the church.

Regards and blessings.
Ps Yuri.

LAD:

Quote:

HELLO BELOVED PASTOR

NICE HEARING FROM YOU,WHETHER GOOD OR BAD,WE MUST GIVE THANKS TO THE ALMIGHTY GOD FOR IT IS HIS WILL IN CHRIST JESUS,OKAY.

ANY DISAPPOINTMENT IS BLESSING AND I PRAY THAT YOUR DISAPPOINTMENT OF THE PAST SHALL TURN INTO TESTIMONIES THIS SEASON OF CELEBRATION BEEN THE BIRTH OF OUR SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST,IN JESUS NAME,AMEN.

DONT WORRY,GOD IS ABLE TO DO ALLTHINGS AND HE SHALL OPEN ANOTHER WAY THAT WILL BE MORE GREATER THAN THE ONE YOU HAVE,I PRAY IN JESUS NAME,AMEN.

I THANK GOD FOR WE ARE SERVING A MIRACULOUS GOD AND HE SHALL TESTIFY HIS MIRACULOUS WORK IN YOUR LIFE THIS TIME,I PRAY IN JESUS NAME,AMEN..

MAY THE GOOD LORD BE WITH YOU.,

REMAIN BLESSED
APOSTLE.A.OBINNA

I then decided to play dumb and didnt reply because!

Enter my last character. The new Pastor or Ely church!

ME:

Quote:

Dear Mr Obinna,

Let me introduce myself. I am Pastor Donny Urilza, I am the newly appointed senior pastor from the Eli Omega Church.

I believe you are acquainted with Mr Yuri Sutarotsu, former pastor of this holy establishment.
My reasons for contacting you is because Yuri has departed from us. He has left the town of Ely and missing from the churches treasury is a substantial amount of money. Yuri is suspected of having stolen over $4000 from the treasury. I found your email address on Yuri's computer and wanted to contact you to see if you know where Mr Sutarotsu is. Do you know where he is?

As I am new to Ely and not aware of your relationship with Mr Yuri, can I ask you what your relationship is with our holy church?

Kind Regards

Pastor Donny Uriza
Eli Omega Church
-Faith in God, Faith in Belivers, Faith in Community-

LAD:
What a sneaky LAD. He still wants money. He says $948 but Yuri told him over $3000 was donated. I guess he thinks a lower sum may be easier to get.

Quote:

HELLO MY BELOVED FELLOW PASTOR

MAY THE GOOD LORD GUIDE AND PROTECT YOU FOR YOUR KIND MESSAGE TO ME IN JESUS NAME,AMEN.

I DONT KNOW WHERE YURI IS AND HE TOLD ME NOT TO CONTACT HIM ANYMORE,AFTER HE HAS KIDDED WITH OUR CHURCH AND LYE TO US BUT HE DONT KNOW THAT WE ARE TOO OLD ENOUGH IN THE LORD TO BE KIDDED AND TO PLAY WITH OUR INTELLEGENT,BUT I PRAY MAY THE GOD OF MERIFUL HAVE MERCY ON HIM IN JESUS NAME,AMEN.

WE PROCESS WITH HIM IS THAT WE ARE A FAMILY CHURCH RISING BELIEVERS TO GLORIFY GOD WITH COMPASSION AND THE POWER OF GOD,WE ARE A CHARISMATIC AND PENTICOSTAL CHURCH AND WE ARE IN THE PROCESS OF RELATION AND BUILDING OF GOD TEMPLE FOR THE CHILDREN OF GOD TO WORSHIP THEIR FATHER AND WE DECIDE TO CONTACT OUR CHRISTIAN FAMILY WORLD WIDE TO COME TO OUR AID AND IS NOT THE INTENTION OF THE CHURCH TO SEEK FOR MONEY BUT DUE TO THE URGENCITY OF OUR PROBLEM AND WE KNOW IS NOT A SIN FOR THE CHURCH TO SEEK FOR HELP FROM OUR CHRISTIAN FAMILY.

SO WE CONTACT HIM FOR HELP AND HE AGREED TO HELP AND AFTER HE TOLD US HE HAS 948$ AND HE WILL SEND IT TO US AND HE SEND TO US A WRONG RECIEPT AND AFTER HE CANCELL IT ACCORDING TO HIM AND RESEND IT AGAIN AND STARTED TO TELL US NONSENSE AND WE ALREADY KNEW THAT THIS IS WHAT HE WILL SAY AND WE DECIDE TO PRAY FOR HIS SOUL FOR DECIEVING THE CHURCH OF GOD,THIS IS THE PROCESS WE ARE WITH HIM AND THAT IS ALL AND YOU CAN GO THROUGH MY PAST EMAILS WITH HIM TO SEE EVERYTHING,OKAY.

MAY THE GOOD LORD BE WITH YOU AS I WAIT YOUR REPLY IN JESUS NAME,AMEN.

REMAIN BLESSED
APOSTLE.A.OBINNA

ME:

Quote:

Thank you kindly for your reply Apostle Obinna.

I am sorry that I did not add Apostle to my last email. I was not aware you are an Apostle. My appolgies and deep respect to you. My goal is to move from a Pastor to Apostle in my career in serving the Lord God Almighty.

Your email confirms my suspicsion. Yuri was scamming the church for money. He collected over $3000 from our members and told you only $948. I am sorry he made this promise on your behalf, I see he took advantage of your situation.

I cannot go through your past emails because Yuri has disapeared and we do not have his email account.

Can I ask why you needed money? I hate to have bad past between our Churches. I am here to restore our holy Eli Omega Church back to glory. We may be able to send you the $948 to concude all matters.

Kind Regards

Pastor Donny Uriza
Eli Omega Church
-Faith in God, Faith in Belivers, Faith in Community-

LAD:

Quote:

Hello Beloved Pastor

Thanks for your kind message and may the good lord richly bless you in Jesus name,amen.

Why we needed money is to relocate from our worshiping place,we recieve a quit notice from the landlord to quit for the latest development from the (A.M.A) and already we are in process of purchasing a land and to start our building for Gods people to serve their father in heaven,this is why we needed money and we have already packed and presently we are worshipping in a primary school hall for now and believing God to see us through soonest.

Is not the intention of the church to seek for money but due to the urgencity of our problem,we decide to contact our christian family world wide to come to our aid,okay.

So if you wish you see the church plans with some photos and its estimate,i will forward them to you and if you wish to help as you said,do it and God will reward you by himself,amen.

I wait your reply.

Remain blessed
Apostle.A.Obinna

LAD:
I dont reply for a while and I get this:

Quote:

Hello Dearest

How was your service yesterday?I thank God for granting me aution yesterday and using me as a point and channel of blessings to his people yesterday,May his name be highly litfed up,amen.

May God causes this week to be your week of recieving in Jesus name,amen.

Remain Blessed
Apostle.A.Obinna

I still dont reply and a few days later

Quote:

Hello Dearest Reverend in the Lord

Greeting with the name of our beloved Lord Jesus christ.

I want to use this opportunity as usually to wish you a blessed and happy weekend with joy,happiness and love and to remind you of todays service,dont fail to be there and your life will never be the same,amen.

I pray that the good Lord will pour his blessings in abundantly in your life this week of celebration in Jesus name,amen.

Remain Blessed
Apostle.A.Obinna
Presiding Bishop
+233240046500

More crap. BTW, my Yuri email address is getting the same junk too

Quote:

Hello Dearest Pastor

tmas is the time to spread the message of Love,Harmoney and Peace,A good season to inform someone the best gift of God to man.

We want to specially wish you a merry Christmas and Prosperous new year with Love,Harmony and Peace.

I will be hosting my crusade from 29 of december to 1st of January,title,Crossover and the final day shall be titled Heaven on earth,amen.

I will send you my poster as soon as possible,okay.

May the good and loving Almighty Jehovah grant you all your heart desire this season and visit you and your family at their point of their needs,i pray in the ALMIGHTY NAME OF JESUS,Amen.

Remain Blessed
Apostle.A.Obinna
Presiding Bishop
+233240046500

ME:

The I reply

Quote:

Sorry for not replying. As you can imagine we are busy during our Christmas rush. We are feeding the homeless. You know that in America it is very hard to find a job now.

I will be happy to send you the $948 if Yuri promised you this. Let me know your details of payment.

Yuri is now a suspected criminal and the police are looking for him. If you know of his location please do let me so I can contact the police.

Kind Regards

Pastor Donny Uriza
Eli Omega Church
-Faith in God, Faith in Belivers, Faith in Community-

LAD:

Quote:

Hello Beloved Pastor

Thanks for your kind message and may the good Lord richly bless you.

I not know where yuri is as i am no longer in communication with him for a while now and he has already told me that we should end communication and i should not write back to him.

As you have said,this is our payment details.

Name:Anyanwu Obinna.
Country:Ghana.

You have to send it through money gram international transfer and after sending,please kindly send us the payment receipt so that we can be able to pick it up here,okay.

May the good Lord be with you at this season of celebration i pray in Jesus name,amen.

Remain blessed
Apostle.A.Obinna

ME:

Quote:

I will try to get this done this week. Yuri had an assistance called Sammy. Sammy tells me there was trouble sending money to you. Can you tell me what this trouble was so we do not have the same?

Kind Regards

Pastor Donny Uriza
Eli Omega Church
-Faith in God, Faith in Belivers, Faith in Community-

LAD:
Lier! the LAD didnt want to fill out them forms from the government and WU

Quote:

HELLO AGAIN.

THERE IS NO PROBLEM SENDING MONEY TO ME,IF SAMMY TELLS YOU THERE IS A PROBLEM,LET HIM TELL YOU WHAT THE PROBLEM IS,OKAY.

ANY MONEY SHOULD BE SEND THROUGH MONEY GRAM INTERNATIONAL TRANSFER AS I HAVE ALREADY TOLD YOU IN MY PAST MESSAGES.

THANKS AND HAPPY NEW WEEK.

REMAIN BLESSED
APOSTLE.A.OBINNA

ME:

Quote:

Thank you Apostle Obinna. Sammy mentioned something about government forms. He said, and I appologies, that the late deacon Ian had some froms for your church to complete but you could not do it. Does this mean anything to you?

Kind Regards

Pastor Donny Uriza
Eli Omega Church
-Faith in God, Faith in Belivers, Faith in Community-

LAD:
He gets a bit upset again... just like the last time

Quote:

Hello

Be careful,who us lan?dont decieve yourself and think you are decieving me,okay,we the church is too old enough to be kidded,okay.

In times of form to complete,i am not interested and will never be interest and instead of me filling form,cancell the payment,okay,when yuri said he will be sending me money,he never and ever demand of filling form and he only send me fake payment receipt but may God have mercy on him in pray.

Thanks and be careful,if you are not ready to help us,better tell us,is not by force,God who has started it,is also able to finish it for his people,okay.

Remain blessed
Apostle.A.Obinna

ME:
I offer to meet someone if he has a contact in the USA. I hope this makes him think that I actually want to give him money. I am of course bluffing that he has no on in the USA

Quote:

I am not sure how to respond to this email. It appears that we will be having trouble with this transaction. Do you have any representativies in the USA who we can give the money to?

Kind Regards

Pastor Donny Uriza
Eli Omega Church
-Faith in God, Faith in Belivers, Faith in Community-

LAD:

Quote:

Hello

I dont have anyone in USA,that you will give the money to,what exactly is the problem all about?

We have been recieving money from USA and there is no problem,even our church member recieved money today from USA and it was through money gram and there is no problem.

ME:
This is the last so far

Quote:

Dear Apostle of God, we highly respect you and your cause. All I can say is what I have been told. Sammy called Western Union yesterday and was told this is a Navada State law. Did your church receive money from Navada or another USA state?

Kind Regards

Pastor Donny Uriza
Eli Omega Church
-Faith in God, Faith in Belivers, Faith in Community-

Even though I dont see this going anywhere again. I think that at some stage I might just get a bank account and send it to Alan.

Posted: Thu Dec 31, 2009 5:18 am

Oh, I'm so glad to read an update!

I love your characters:

Quote:

My goal is to move from a Pastor to Apostle in my career in serving the Lord God Almighty.

I hope you get your bank account. Surely he doesn't want to deal with Nevada laws all over again!

Not quite a Newb Joined: 06 Mar 2009 Posts: 70

Branwen wrote:

Oh, I'm so glad to read an update!

I love your characters:

Quote:

My goal is to move from a Pastor to Apostle in my career in serving the Lord God Almighty.

I hope you get your bank account. Surely he doesn't want to deal with Nevada laws all over again!

His email address has now been removed. His new one too. Pity Sad

Maybe he will email me again.

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 26 Jan 2010 Posts: 10

could you please mask or l33t the names in this? I'm getting this type of mail and my chances of successfully baiting it are reduced if this site is the first thing that pops up when I do a google search of the church name.

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