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Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 6:06 am

M@y@ H3nry's the name, scammin' is her game.

I've currently got her on the hook with my character and have managed to get her to send me some photo's (7 to be exact - will have to upload at some point) and profess her undying love for me in the space of one chat session. I won't post the whole chat sesh up, cause it went on for ages and was just the usual old boring 20 questions game with a few more hilarious slip-up's. Highlights:

- favourite perfume has a rather masculine scent - Network, the perfume that apparently doesn't exist for females. But is actually a cologne for men.
- likes to copy and paste random love quotes and pretend she came up with them.
- has very sadly (*tear*...NOT) been horrendously cheated on and she has 'trust' issues with men as a result.

Anyway, I got an email this morning from her, the night after our chat sesh:

IP: 41.210.15.1

Quote:

Good morning my dear.How are you doing hope you are doing good and you sleep well too.You really make me feel happy last night till now and i wish i will forever be happy with you for your love and caring you have for me.I never thought i will feel this way in this short time.Anyway what are your plans for today and what time will you be online today so that we can chat? let me know because am at home relaxing and watching tv.take care kisses and hugs

To which I replied:

Quote:

Hello beautiful - I had to reply to your lovely email at work today. My work blocks my access to yahoo chat because they don't want us chatting to people while at work, so I've had to reply to you from my work email. I've got a few spare seconds to send you an email and then I'm back off to the studio again for the rest of the day.

Sorry I missed you this morning - I had an early start at work today and had to be there at 5am for a video we're shooting for a client, but I may be on tonight anywhere from 5pm onwards. I hope to talk to you then, sweetpea. If I can't make it because of work, I will email you again to let you know.

I'm holding out on getting back on chat just yet - am going to buy some more time by using the slower emailing bizzo. Am just starting off small until an opportunity presents itself to do something greater and send her off on some wild goose chase.

She replied back this afternoon:

IP: 41.210.15.1

Quote:

Hello my love am glad to hear from you i have been looking at your pictures and thinking of you i can't get my eyes on you. You are really a wonderful lovely man God has sent you to me i will never let you go babe.I will wait for you to come online tonight so that we can chat because i miss talking to you i was very happy last night after i talk to you.How is your day and how is the work hope its moving on well with you hope its going on smoothly for you.Honey keep sending me mails since you are not allow to use yahoo messenger i love reading from you it makes me loves you more the love am having for you keep growing each and everyday.How is your family have you heard from your family yet since their are going to visit you to celerate the chrismas together.Anyway i will like to end here hope to hear from you soon kisses and hugs..

I have not replied just yet - am thinking I might leave it ... maybe not show up around the vague time I gave for potential chat, and then blame it on my super high profile job, or my neighbours getting tangled up in a game of Twister and having to drive them to the hospital.

Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 7:45 am

That's a great reason for not doing messenger, work forbids it (and in my case REAL). Why didn't I think of that???

Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 9:05 am

^^^ but remember Ditsey doesn't work, or has she got a job now?

Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 12:06 am

I didn't show up for chat last night and ignored her last email, and got this one when I checked my inbox this morning:

IP: 41.215.160.135

Quote:

Hello my darling am online now where are you at the moment? you know we have time differences it will be hard for me to meet you online without knowing the time over there .I will be very happy if you can call or text when ever you come online so that we can have a nice conversation 00233 241350489 hope to hear from you real soon.I miss talking to you as well kisses and hugs

Should I just ignore the request to call or text? Cause I'm probably not experienced enough just yet to handle a call - plus the fact, I'd have to find a male to take it ... anyone have some thoughts or tips?

Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 12:50 am

@ Devil woman:

The Ditz doesn't work, but there's no reason some of my other baiting characters can't work. As soon as I find a free host for Revron Technologies (My new fake charity), My characters can work for them