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nightwriter
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 01 Nov 2009
Posts: 2
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Mon Nov 02, 2009 1:28 pm |
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Hi, this is my first post since joining yesterday. Couldn't resist sharing this hilarious attempt at English from my inbox today. 
你現可電郵給我：[email protected]
- Attn:Fund Beneficialy,I am not happy with my secretary because for long now I did not know that you have not receive the Draft which I keept with my secretary for him to send to you but today I heard that the Draft is still with him please bear with him and contact him for the Draft which is under his care for long now I want you to contact my secretary Mr. Mark Ben with his Email: ([email protected]) phone unmber+229-9379-3906 ask him to send you the sum of (USD$1.2Million) in A Bank Draft, which I kept for your compensation. Contact him immediately and reconfirm your full information to avoid any mistake, I'm very busy here in Germany for now please bear with him because I am not around. FULLNAME:........AGE:.........ADDRESS:.......PHONE:..........COUNTRY:....COMPANY:.......AMOUNT...... Drchilokwu collins.
*groans and shakes head in pity* Don't think the lad has completed his training yet! |
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Loupeitak
Master Baiter
Joined: 27 Jun 2009
Posts: 181
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Mon Nov 02, 2009 1:30 pm |
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Don't you see his email is from hong kong? He was trying to be chinese and turn "r" into "l", hence beneficialy.
However he failed during the rest of the email. |
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 Alima Shinkafi - Senegal to Gambia
"Enough of these entire hullabaloos that you are exhibiting." - John Devaney (First bait)
"my intention is to submit your information to the bank under the pretence that you are the owner of the funds" - John Devaney (thanks for giving that away lol) |
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nightwriter
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 01 Nov 2009
Posts: 2
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Mon Nov 02, 2009 1:50 pm |
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Mr Tambourine Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2008
Posts: 3398
Location: Magic swirlin' ship
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Mon Nov 02, 2009 2:57 pm |
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| Don't think the lad has completed his training yet! |
If you bait him, don't tell him that. Congratulate him on his command of the English language and de-educate him instead. |
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is always Good when you have the zeal to be a hitwoman when you out of school,it makes you bold and reall and it makes you more high than any other of your friend.
NOW AMBACK FOR YOU AGAIN STURBORN SHIT
you dont have a phone.that makes makes you joe butt
Fuck you and go find something to do man. Stop disturbing me please.
This is definitely why you will remain and die in poverty, ignorant of good things and easy acknowledgment of bad things and words. Shame on you, you wicked generation children.
i went you to no that this is not a cheld pray. i went you to get back to me
we are not scammer,we hate scammer as you do.scammer make out life harder and harder,a lot of people think we are scammer,in fact,we are not!! please trustt us |
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