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bluegator4
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 04 Dec 2008
Posts: 7
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Wed Jul 29, 2009 2:16 pm |
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I've decided this will be my reply to scam letters from now on:
Please, you need my urgent reply!
A fortune is waiting, cash piled sky high!
You say you have money from your dead client;
Now on my services, you are reliant.
If I would but fake to be next of kin;
Much wealth will I supposedly win!
With English written like some exotic hash,
You speak of your client's most terrible plane crash.
If all this is true, than I must tell you,
I have a nice bridge in Brooklyn to sell you.
So sorry, lad, but I'm no stupid mugu,
I know for a fact you are full of doo-doo.
I'm not going to travel to Burkina-Faso,
Nor pay your fake lawyer to take my place-o,
I won't send you money through Western Union;
So keep your "barrister", "informations","demurrage" and "dear one."
I pray you'll give up scams, and some day start trying
To make a living, without all this lying.
But as with hoping for funds from your client's death,
I certainly will not be holding my breath.
With Most Sincerely and Beneficially,
"Blutus Gator" |
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Name:Blutus Gator
Address:the C-14 canal
Occupation:Small Wildlife Control Specialist
Hobbies:swimming,eating small animals,visiting relatives in the New York City sewers, helping people retrieve money from dead humans ("Not ones I killed myself; I prefer small rabbits and rarely eat humans.") |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17379
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Wed Jul 29, 2009 10:01 pm |
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I don't think you'll be getting many trophies then... |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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 x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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