An amusing lad response

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Master of Master Baiters Joined: 21 Nov 2008 Posts: 619

My recent lad is doing a trunk box scam with a common story--young lady in a refugee camp, parents dead, etc. Started calling my character father of course..

Well I told her I felt bad knowing so little about my new daughter and her living conditions. The response had a couple amusing points I thought I would share..

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As a refugee, I stay in a refugee camp in a city called DANANE. The life here is terrible. There are more than 540 000 people over the number that is required. So there is no place to sleep. Sometimes we stand all the night. We lie down like parked food and it is horrible. We receive corn food once a day. It is cooked with little condiments ifficult to eat most time but we are compelled to eating it that way at least to survive hunger.
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I wait to hear from you so that we can proceed and I will like my good father to give me his complete dada including telephone number.

How appropriate--for those not familiar with what dada means (from an online dictionary):

Quote:

A European artistic and literary movement (1916-1923) that flouted conventional aesthetic and cultural values by producing works marked by nonsense, travesty, and incongruity.

If that doesn't define a lot of what we send to the lads, I don't know what does!