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John13inchwand
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Mr Amed contacted me with an offer I couldn't refuse - 10.5M US - wow! Now I'm not greedy or anything buy I needed a bit more from our transaction. Read on.....
Dear Friend,
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> ASSALAM-U-ALAIKUM.
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> I am the manager of bill and exchange at the foreign remittance department in the BANK OF AFRICA (BOA) OF BURKINA FASO OUAGADOUGOU, BURKINA FASO.
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> I am writing,following the impressive information about you through one of my friend. He assured me of your capability and releability to champion this business opportunity.
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> In my department we discovered an abandoned sum of U.S$10.5M US dollars (TEN Million five hundred US dollars) in an account that belongs to one of our foreign customer who died along with his entire family in DECEMBER 2003 in a plane crash.
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> Since we got information about his death, we have been expecting his next of kin to come over and claim his money because we can not release it unless somebody applies for it as next of kin or relation to the deceased as indicated in our banking guidlines and laws but unfortunately we learnt that all his supposed next of kin or relation died alongside with him at the plane crash leaving nobody behind for the claim.
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> It is therefore upon this discovery that I in my department now decided to make this business proposal to you and release the money to you as the next of kin or relation to the deceased for safety and subsequent disbursement since nobody is coming for it and i don't want this money to go into the bank treasury as unclaimed bill.
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> The banking law and guidline here stipulates that if such money remained unclaimed after seven years,the money will be transfered into the bank treasury as unclaimed fund.
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> The request of foreign as next of kin in this business is occassioned by the fact that the customer was a foreigner and a Burkinabe can not stand as next of kin to a foreigner.
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> We agree that 30% of this money will be for you as a foreign partner, in respect to the provision of a foreign account, 5%will be set aside for expenses incured during the business and 65% would befor me and my colleagues.
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> There after I and my family will visit your country for disbursement according to the percentages indicated.
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> Therefore,to enable the immediate transfer of this fund to you as arranged,you must apply first to the bank as relation or next of kin to the deceased indicating your bank name, your bank account number,your private telephone and fax number for easy and effective communication and location where in the money will be remitted.
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> Upon receipt of your reply, I will send to you by fax or e-mail the text of the application.
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> I will not fail to bring to your notice that this transaction is hitch-free and that you should not entertain any atom of fear as all required arrangements have been made for the transfer.
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> You should contact me immediately as soon as you receive this letter for more explanations.
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> Thanks
> Yours faithfully,
> JIMA AMED
> Bill & Exchange Manager
> TEL:00226 70 99 00 60
So eloquent. I had to reply.........
Mr Amed
How thankfull I am you contacted me.
I am suffering financial hardship and have been praying to Jesus for a saviour. I think he has answered my prayers by guiding your divinely to me.
Your proposal is interesting however, I can only do business with a christian. I am sorry, but it is my principle. Do you believe the word of God and have you welcomed Jesus into your heart?
If you have, I would like to know you better and understand how we can complete this transaction.
I also am seeking the hand of a good strong woman for marriage. If we complete our business I will be wealthy and could support a good woman as we raise our family. Do you know a good African woman looking for a husband?
Thanks
John
Well, he seems to have ignored my Christian comment so I've now converted to Islam.....and he loves me - shucks....
My Dear Friend,
Assalamu-U-Alaikum
Thanks a lot for your reply.Yes about woman that is not a problem,i can find a good one for you.
I appreciate your willingness to assist me achieve this fund and to be very honest with you, this business I have introduced to you is very genuine and highly beneficial.
I contacted you because I can't do this business alone, staff and citizens are not allowed to operate foreign bank account in my bank, the said fund is in a foreign account belonging to a foreigner and the only person that will be capable of being his next of kin or as a Business partner must be a foreigner, this is my main reason for contacting you.eigner, this is my main reason for contacting you.
For now, there must be trust on both sides in this business especially when the fund reaches your bank account.
There is no problem for we can now commence immediately so that the money can be transfered as to enable me come over to your country for the proper sharing and investment as planned incha Allah.
As regards this transaction, i stand to assure you that there is no problem in this transaction for it is legal and you only have to comply to my instructions, so that you will not make any mistake in this transaction.Once you follow up to my instructions am sure that victory must surely be ours incha Allah.
THEREFORE,HERE IS MY PROFILE PLEASE....
1.FULL NAME:MR.JIMA AMED.
2.COUNTRY OF ORIGIN:BURKINA-FASO WEST AFRICA.
3.RESDENTIAL ADDRESS:#28 QUEZIN FERDINAND AVENUE OUAGA BURKINA-FASO.
4.STATUS:MARRIED WITH 3 CHILDREN.
5.OCCUPATION:CIVIL SERVANT(WITH BANK OF AFRICA (BOA) OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA FASO).
6.HEIGHT:5.5FT.
7.AGE:48YES OLD .
8.DATE OF BIRTH:27TH OF MARCH 1960(27/03/60).
9.PLACE OF BIRTH:BOBO DIOULASSO BURKINA-FASO IN AFRICA.
10.COMPLEXION:FAIR IN COMPLEXION/CHOCOLATE COLOUR.
Please I would like you to send to me your profile as well.
Am assuring you of 100% success in this transaction. So what you need to do is to follow my instruction in this transaction for victory must surely be ours in this transaction by the specail grace of the Almighty.
More importantly,i want you to assure me that you will not disappiont me or betray me if this fund hits into your bank account, because all my hope, including that of my family is in this fund.I will equally come to meet you and your family as soon as this money is transfered into your nominated bank account.
And i believe that this transaction will bring a long lasting family relationship between me and you including that of our families as well incha Allah.
For a better understanding and the details you requested for, below is a breif explanation.
1.i am the manager of bill and exchage department in my bank and the deceased customer is close(friend) to me here in the bank
2.the deceased customer is an ECOWAS CONTRACTOR who nationalised here in my country and has been residing here for the past 18 years with his wife and two children.
3.I have travelled, spent time and money to investigate and i find out that nobody or even a relation is aware of this fund and the bank have been expecting the next of kin to have come and claim this fund for a very long time.
4.Every information you will use for this claim is presently with me and i will provide it to you when the bank needs it from you.
5.As an advanced man, i have perfected everything to gaurantee success and you should not fear for i am here as an insider working here in the bank to assist you claim this money successfully and i will be coming over to meet you and your family as soon as the money is transfered into your nominated bank account.
THIS TRANSACTION REQUIRES YOUR FINANCIAL CAPABILITY AS IT WILL COST US MONEY WHICH BOTH OF US WILL TAKE CARE OFF.
Whatever assistance you give to me in this transaction will be highly rewarded back to you when i come over to meet you over there in your country with my family for the sharing and investment.
So i want you to take proper records of any expences that you will make in this transaction even your telephone bills for all will be refunded back to you before the sharing when i come over for the sharing and proper investment as planned Incha Allah.
Please, i want to assure once more that i have perfected everything to gaurantee success and you do not need to fear for this transaction is legal and risk free, just follow my instructions and i pray that very soon i will come over to you as soon as the money is transfered into your account for celebration, sharing and proper investment in your country as planned incha Allah.
My instructions is that the secret of this business should remain only between me and you,because even the bank does not know my communication with you.
What i need from you is the assurance that you will not disappoint me or betray me when this fund hits into your bank account,because sucess is sure once you follow my instructions in this transaction,victory is ours incha Allah.
Finally,i need your urgent reply to this mail so that i will direct you on what next to do for delaying will not be for our best interest.
I wish to let you know how i got your contact,i got your contact from federal ministry of chambers of commerce and industry here in my country but i did not disclose the reason why i am contacting you to them because of the nature of this business and i had prayed over this transaction before contacting you.I want you to contact the bank immediately for there is no problem as i know that this transaction will bring us together as one big family incha Allah.
I love you and i am sure that i am dealing with honest and responsible humanbein like me.Please i need your profile in details,so that i will funish you with the sample of the application letter which you will re-type and forward to the bank for the approval of this fund.
Thanks for your urgent reply to this mail for i am waiting to hear from you immediately.
Yours Brother
JIMA AMED
00226 70 99 00 60 .This is my private telephone number with the country code,so you can call me for further discussion, that will help me to forward to you the text of the Application letter which you will re-type and send to the Bank for the Approval of this fund into your bank account.
Given the love he has for me, I thought it appropriate to share a little about myself........
Dearest Mr Amed
Thanks for your reply and telling more about your family.
I have family. My brother Emmanuel was born with one leg longer than the other and because of an infection, he had to be circumcised at the age of 22. My sister, Mary, produced a child before she was 12 years of age to my brother and the poor child was born with 4 sets of teeth. By the grace of God, we have faced these challenges although life has been tough.
I asked about a potential wife. I was born with an appendage of 13 inches and therefore no European woman will have me. Therefore, I am hopefull that you can recommend a good African muslim girl to be my wife with excellent cooking skills. I would prefer she knows how to make many African dishes such as Wildebeast with Cashew Nuts or Damara Dikdik with gravy. Mmmmm.
How thankful I am that God has brought me fortune through your contact and I wish to share in God's glory with you incha Allah.
As I mentioned, I am a good Muslim man and need to know that you brother share in my love of the Word of God so that we can divinely complete our transaction with God's glory. Is Allah your saviour and Mohammad his messenger?
Please tell me what you require for us to do business.
John
Well, Mr Amed completely ignored my specifc requests.........
My Dear Brother,
Did you recieve ??. Use this their custormer care email address:( [email protected] ) to send the letter to the bank ,so that they will response to you,urgently as their custormer. Just go ahead for the is no problem in this very business ok.
Thank for i am waiting to hear from you immediately to know how far, you have gone with the bank.
JIMA AMED
00226 70 99 00 60 .This is my private tel.number.
I am getting a little bored so let's turn up the heat a bit.......
Brother Amed
Forgive me but I am confused.
I recieved a message from a man who tells me he is your colleague, Mr Abu Bugga Manachukuwana. He also tells me he can access the 10.5M and that I should direct my dealings with him as he is your superior.
He also has provided a picture of a potential wife. Do your know her? He tells me it is his sister and she would have no problem in the mount or dismount of my 13" wand, incha Allah.
In Allah's name, I do not want to do wrong by your brother Amed but Mr Manachukuwana was very specific that I whould be working with him.
Regards
John
Now Mr Amed has some competition, he is getting quite concerned.........
My Dear Brother,
Assalamu-U-Alaikum
Thanks for your mail,i contacted you to help me not to spoil this very oppotunity for me.listen,that so call him self (Mr Abu Bugga Manachukuwana) is only trying to get informations from you.
Brother,plaese i want you to be very very careful because the manegment of the bank want to try you by sending this kind of letters to you to know if you are the true next of kin to this fund.
I want you to know that with my position here in the bank as i am working with the remittance department,i have pass every of your informations here in the bank as the next of kin to this very fund.
That is why i am giving you all this informations as my partner so that you will not do any mistake from your side,because i have circulated your news here in the bank.
So just stop your communications with that so call him self ( Mr Abu Bugga Manachukuwana ),for it is for trial.
Plaese,becareful with any mail you receive that is not from me.
1.the letter can come from this bank or from another bank or with different name or different amount of money,dont attend to any of the letter,because is the management of this bank that is trying you,to know if you are the true beneficiary to this fund.so any time you receive any mail sent it to me first for my advice to avoid any mistake please my my dear.
2.i am assuring you of the 100% success in this transaction if only you will follow up to my insructions ,belive me that success is sure in this transaction incha Allah.
3.Anytime you receive any letter that is similar to the first proposal that i send to you delete it from your e-mail box because it is from the managment of this bank,and it is for trial.
4.Please,i dont want you to disapoint me for as soon as you follow my instructions we will receive this fund into your bank account, with out any delay to enable me come over to your country for sharing and proper investment in your country as planned incha Allah. I told you to free your mind,for i will get you a nice and humble girl to be your wife ok.
Just send the letter to the bank immediately with that bank e-mail address that i gave to you.
Make sure that you inform me any time you contacts the bank,for my proper confirmations and advice to avoid making any mistake from your side .
Thanks
yours brother
JIMA AMED
00226 70 99 00 60.this is my private number you can call me anytime you like.PLEASE AVOID ANY MAIL THAT IS NOT FROM THE BANK OR ME BECAUSE IT IS FOR TRIAL.
Let's quote a little Koran to my friend.......
Mr Amed
Now I am very worried. Mr Manachukuwana told me that you are untrue and trying to scam me. He tells me you are not able to access the funds and that only he can because he is the Bank Manager.
Brother, the 9th commandment prohibits lying and giving false testimony. The prophet, peace be upon him, tells his people that giving falsehoods to your brother and stealing from him is punishable by death.
How can I trust you?
John
Obviously he's not afraid of the Almighty..........
My Dear Brother,
Assalamu-U-Alaikum
Thanks for your mail.
Honestly,i have never ever decived or cheated anyone before and i will not start it from you.
Infact i dont know how to explane my self to you, anyway i can not do anything foolishly because of money.Trust my word and belive this business and bear it in mind that you are dealing with honest and responsible man, who have the fear of the ALMIGHTY ALLAH.
I am only telling you the truth,as my muslem brother,so if you want to help me.No problem.
Am waiting to hear your yes or no.
Thanks
JIMA AMED
I've had enough now and will wrap it up with the following - only follow the link I've provided if you aren't at work and have no one else around you - you've been warned I couldn't help but laugh thinking that mr brother Mr Amed was sitting in a crowded internet cafe when he opened it lol.........
Ok brother.
Here is a link for my bank details and some other personal information that you may need from me to begin the transaction. Please check it and make sure I have provided you enough information. It is [link snipped -JF]
John
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John13inchwand
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