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Master Baiter Joined: 07 Oct 2008 Posts: 200 Location: UK

This one went from first email on 4ppl to being in love with me in an hour (yes I often have that effect on men). He is SO patient though. I played cr@p like this on him ALL afternoon and he didn't once lose his rag.

Quote:

lad: recite after me
me: OK
me: what am I reciting?
lad: in the name of jesus our lord and saviour
me: ok, in the name of jesus our lord and saviour
lad: i ju$t1n curt1$
me: I ju$t1n curt1$
lad: put your name ?
me: Oh sorry.
me: I t3$$@ j0n3s
lad: vow today that comes rain , comes sunny
lad: comes good , comes bad
me: vow today that cums rain, cums sunny cums good cums bad
me: what about snow?
lad: ok comes snow
me: cums snow
me: or hail?
me: or wind?
me: or darkness?
me: or light?
lad: comes light, darkness, wind, hail
me: cums light, darkness, wind, hail
lad: i will never leave t3$$@ j0n3s
lad: alone
me: I will never leave t3$$@ j0n3s alone
lad: put my name there
lad: ju$t1n curt1$
me: Oh sorry.
me: I will never leave ju$t1n curt1$ alone (mate, you have no idea how much I mean this)
lad: amen
me: amen
me: that was beautiful darling
lad: okay recite this after me again
me: OK
lad: i pledge to t3$$@ j0n3s my soul mates
lad: put your name
lad: i mean my name
me: I pledge to t3$$@ j0n3s my soul mates
lad: sorry
lad: my name
me: oh sorry, you said my name. I am getting confuddled
lad: okay
lad: am sorry
me: I pledge to ju$t1n curt1$ my soul mates
lad: to be faithful , loyal and honest
me: to be faithful, loyal and honest
lad: to serve her with all my heart
me: to serve her with all my heart
lad: you put him
me: oh sorry, I was copying you
me: to serve him with all my heart
lad: to uphold her honour
me: to uphold his honour
lad: and glory
me: and glory
me: hole (pmsl – I couldn’t resist that one)
lad: so help me God

He is coming to the UK to visit his one true love next week, so presumably I can expect a dollar request anytime soon.

Edit - put the text in colour because it didn't work first time.

Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2009 6:55 pm

wow I've never seen a pledge of fidelity before Smile

I love how you just copied him and caused him a little trouble

Good luck with your bait Smile

Master Baiter Joined: 07 Oct 2008 Posts: 200 Location: UK

I've got 12 pages of it - just posted an extract other thought you might all die of boredom. I was working at the same time, so I also got to slap the so and so when he buzzed me.

I was a bit concerned at first because he flatly refused to email me and insisted on YIM. I wondered if he was for real (english is pretty good). Then he tells me about his two dead parents, his unfaithful wife, his lovely daughter, his work in the US - which has currently got him staying in Ngia. Eventually I got an email out of him and he is defo in Ngia. Pics he sent are white male and white 15 year old f/m. (Will stick in on romancescam)

I am going to leave YIM logged in tomorrow while I go to work and see how much I can wind him up by doing nothing.

He reckons he is a musical intrument dealer. I am a classically trained concert pianist (I blummin wish), so might see if there is a hook there. Otherwise, might go with TWAT given that religion and my church is such a massive part of my otherwise lonely and widowed life.

Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2009 7:41 pm

Lol

I love wasting lad's time on YIM ...

At first, I was on all the time & would "make time" for them from work to chat...learned quite about africa (beaches, rain forests, dry land, mountains), languages, tribes...
Bored them to tears with mundane details of my life, friends troubles, etc.

Now, I just turn on YIM in between my real breaks from work - and love to respond to their offline messages...most of them are "what's wrong" since I'm not available most of the time now -- just told them work is making me work 60 hours a week and I have to turn my files in every night - so I have to make money to bring them to america...

If there is a pause of a min. or so, I buzz them and get pissy that I don't have time to wait around for them (they are most likely talking with someone else)...

They use "I only have an hour cafe time" to keep the conversations shorter now - so I respond, "I'm on a break and only have 15 mins"...or if they're in a chatty mood I let them buy another hour of cafe time, then have something important come up where I have to leave after about 10 mins...

Master Baiter Joined: 07 Oct 2008 Posts: 200 Location: UK

lmao - well this one has been buzzing me every 5 minutes. So I am assuming he is talking to some other mug and trying to get me. Naturally, I am away from the PC..........

I like to wait until they say they have to go and then get talking about really important stuff. Then they have to pay for another hour!